KilJoy Rewrites

Episodes

1. 18

   18. Business Sweatpants

   Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Title Sequence! 03:37 - Are You Not Entertained? 14:14 - Her 41:57 - Spider-man: Far From Home 58:24 - An Important Announcement 01:01:47 - Patreon Breakdown 01:09:44 - End of Show Ramblings Get the extended version of episodes (but not this one because we...

   Aug 21, 2020

   1h 11m
2. 17

   17. Harrison Ford Is A MechaSheep

   Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Beginning 01:30 - Are You Not Entertained? 07:11 - Bloodshot 23:44 - Bladerunner 45:28 - Marley & Me 25:05 - Birds of Prey 51:18 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve 58:13 - Recap 01:05:16 - End of Show Ramblings...

   Aug 15, 2020

   1h 06m
3. 16

   16. Fact From The Future

   Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It All Starts Here 01:50 - Are You Not Entertained? 10:44 - Joker 46:59 - Eragon 01:02:14 - Madagascar 01:08:26 - Recap 01:14:26 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve 01:19:30 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get…

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   Aug 7, 2020

   1h 21m
4. 15

   15. She Do A Proper Educate

   Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - The Start! 02:22 - Are You Not Entertained? 06:17 - The Bee Movie 10:41 - The Notebook Saga 13:21 - The Bee Movie (Continued) 25:05 - Birds of Prey 42:17 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald 58:13 - If KilJoys Rewrote… 01:01:29 - Recap 01:09:18 -...

   Aug 1, 2020

   1h 11m
5. 14

   14. Save The McGuffin Freeman

   Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Here We Go Again! 01:46 - Are You Not Entertained? 13:30 - VaN Rants 24:28 - The Old Guard 42:16 - Toy Story 59:40 - Recap 01:06:03 - GREAT NEWS! 01:08:04 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Get the extended version of this episode and more by...

   Jul 17, 2020

   1h 09m
6. 15

   BONUS - The Gambit Gambit

   Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - BONUS! 00:46 - Gambit 26:23 - Recap of Gambit 33:09 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook - https://web.facebook.com/KilJoyRewrites Email - [email protected]

   Jul 14, 2020

   36m
7. 13

   13. There Is No Definition Or Understanding

   Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - And The Shoosting Begins… 01:15 - Are You Not Entertained? 05:34 - Academic Texts Suck! 07:22 - Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 19:34 - Daniël’s Pain 22:22 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine 48:30 - VaN Gets To Be Smart 01:04:55 - If KilJoys…

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   Jul 9, 2020

   1h 25m
8. 12

   12. He Do Complex Emote All Time

   Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - And So It Begins… 00:55 - Are You Not Entertained? 05:30 - Pet Sematary 18:18 - The Croods 34:29 - Top Gun 45:11 - Recap 53:05 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Facebook -...

   Jul 2, 2020

   53m
9. 11

   11. Dame David Dench

   Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - Start (It’s cold!) 01:32 - Are You Not Entertained? 09:28 - Artemis Fowl 39:25 - The Nightmare Before Christmas 50:22 - Home Alone 01:03:27 - Recap 01:15:42 - If Kiljoys Rewrote… 01:16:20 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram -...

   Jun 18, 2020

   1h 16m
10. 10

    10. Shifting From Entertainment To Genocide

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It’s Episode TEN! 01:21 - Are You Not Entertained? 03:08 - Broken Chair 03:42 - Invisible Man 21:56 - Jurassic World 36:42 - E.T. 46:01 - Recap 54:03 - The End of This Ridiculousness 55:27 - If Kiljoys Rewrote… 57:49 - End of Show Ramblings...

    Jun 5, 2020

    59m
11. 9

    9. Beatles Prophecy

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It Begins 01:17 - Are You Not Entertained? 10:03 - Onward 30:56 - The Breakfast Club 48:18 - Lucy 56:07 - Recap 01:03:48 - If Kiljoys Rewrote… 01:06:28 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter -...

    May 28, 2020

    1h 08m
12. 8

    8. I Can Fit Into Tinier Spaces

    Here’s the order of destruction: 00:00 - It Begins 01:26 - Are You Not Entertained? 06:06 - Justice League Dark: Apokolips War 16:50 - Monsters Inc. 34:10 - Recap 46:37 - What Do You Think The Story Was? (SPOILERS for Journey) 55:11 - End of Show Ramblings ===================== Follow us…

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    May 21, 2020

    56m
13. 7

    7. The Corona Bonus Episode

    Here's the order of destruction: 00:00 - Theme Song! 00:15 - Explanations from Lock-down. 01:58 - Finding Nemo 24:31 - Are You Not Entertained? 30:12 - End of Show Ramblings 31:22 - Radio KJR ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email -...

    Apr 9, 2020

    33m
14. 6

    6. Aunt With An Axe

    Here's the order of destruction: 00:00 - A Message From VaN 01:00 - Are You Not Entertained? 02:25 - The Show Begins! 03:30 - Brightburn 18:13 - Minions 36:55 - Scott Pilgrim VS The World 47:27 - Summary Time! 01:00:20 - End Of Show Ramblings 01:02:01 - Another Message From VaN...

    Mar 26, 2020

    1h 02m
15. 5

    5. Shoot Them To The Beat

    Today we have our first ever guest, Carmen! Here's the order of destruction: 00:00 - The Beginning 02:17 - Are You Not Entertained? 08:42 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 35:00 - High School Musical 46:35 - Titanic 01:00:20 - Recap and Choose 01:08:23 - Mail Time!...

    Mar 19, 2020

    1h 12m
16. 4

    4. Dope Battle

    Today we destroy: Detective Pikachu Watchmen Batman v Superman ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - [email protected]

    Mar 12, 2020

    1h 12m
17. 3

    3. Shenaniganassery

    Today we destroy: Inside Out Suicide Squad IRobot ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - [email protected]

    Mar 6, 2020

    1h 05m
18. 2

    2. Pocahontas & The Peter Parker-Man

    Today we destroy: Spider-man Homecoming Pocahontas The Great Gatsby ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - [email protected]

    Feb 27, 2020

    1h 03m
19. 1

    1. Pervert Brown

    Today we destroy: Zombieland Jaws Back to the Future ===================== Follow us: Instagram - @kiljoyrewrites Twitter - @KilJoyRewrites Email - [email protected]

    Feb 20, 2020

    45m
20. 1

    KilJoy Rewrites Trailer

    On the fence about listening? Here, have a trailer!

    Feb 10, 2020

    0m