Killin' it with Kamanda

Is it a bird? Is a plane? No you dumbass, its some creepy ass shit on the side of the road that you should not mess with. Nothing good comes out to play at night.

You like spooky shit? You wear thong underwear? Is your mom as hot as you? Sweet us too. We are back with vengeance and we are not sorry you are on the receiving end of it. Bare with us while we wipe the dust off and figure our lives out....actually we won't, but get the on struggle bus bestie! Because here we gooooooo.....

Listen, we are who we are. This is the last episode of Dennis the menace. It may not be a vikings episode but here we are. He's a twat waffle. 

WHERE ARE YOU?! AND I'M SO SORRY. Listen we are who we are. If you have made it this far, we promise it won't be another vikings episode....or will it?  We are here for all the f¨cked up stuff Dennis did....so here we go......

Well we are going to be the first to say it...he's messed up. We knew that coming in. The spirts have sent a message...they are not pleased. Tune in to part 3 to find out why........

It's been a hot minute... but we're back... b!tches. Like always we're back with a doozy. The Muswell Hill Murderer was a wild dude. In this ep. we talk about his life leading up to an even wilder life adventure. Per usual we are hot messes, but hey if you are listening that is what you are here for. Please sit back and enjoy our nonsess. Much love,  xoxo, Gossip b!itches (if you don't get that reference we can't be friends...okay byyyyyeee).  

Is it a bird? a plane? a windigo? Don't drive at night, not only for the astigmatism but for whatever may lay on the road ahead. These spooky roads are sure to send shivers up your spine. Where does the road go? a dead end? a haunted plantation? or a foggy lake to throw coins in? just keep driving friends....Anita Richards will lead the way!

A Turtle army, cold play lyrics, syringes up a rectum and abandoned crocs in a croc enclosure....FLORIDA IS WILD'N MAN.

A cold wind blows, a creek runs red. The Black Hills of SD hold more than just scenic thrills. The dense rough terrain drown out the screams. We aren't talking about dangerous animals, although, some people could be classified as animals...or monsters. 

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water we are back with tales of serial killers from the deep. Their black dead eyes, flawless skin and chinless faces is the stuff of nightmares. Open the cage and let the good times roll... 

We did our time, 9 whole months of it. You may have noticed we took a little break, there was good reason for that. We dive right back in with a revival of our first episode (which we deleted). These tales aren't the same princesses you grew up with. 

Put away your spoons and bowls, we're talking about a different kind of serial. Imagine trying to catch a train and whoopsie daisy, there's a torso in your way. Better just wait for the next one bud. 

Hello sweetheart, you don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game. Here's what happens if you lose...

What happens when a legend is repeated time and time again... does it start to manifest into reality? Or is it simply a legend that someone has used as an excuse for a darker, more twisted, game. 

Whistle while you t(werk)/ canoe to the other side of the lake away from whatever effed up terrors lurk around there. I know what you're thinkin', here comes ol' Tessie, she's a scaly man fish. 

Lost: 1. Memories 2. Shoes 3. Wallet ... Why is there a taco beside my head? Tastes like a dog turded in my mouth. 

As per our last episode description- spring break is no good. Please refer to google for further inquiries.

PSA; Spring break at home from now on please. The beer is cheaper and you don't have to work on that hot swimsuit bod. Have we convinced you yet? If not, listen and learn some knowledge!

Brush your teeth, wash your hands, say your prayers, and believe what you're told. What happens when you start questioning everything you were taught to believe? Curiosity didn't kill the cat... finding out too much did. Does the Vatican hide behind their religion? Or are we all just paranoid? We're not going to tell you what to think... but theories have a way of corrupting already wavering beliefs.

Are you scared of the dark? or just the hostel hotels that you read about? Maybe you should worry about the sinister creature lurking in the woods or worse under the carpet ready to snatch you up when you are being a sh*t head to your parents. Open your ears and learn some knowledge kiddos, Europe isn't all Eiffel tower, croissants and the louvre. Check your pants ladies and gents these creatures aren't meant for cuddles.

So we did the butt stuff... Now onto some hard petting. Maybe a lil brain probin'. I don't know. Let's all have another drink and see where it takes us.

We're really doing it guys. Look. You know it. I know it. We all know it. They're out there. In their shiny spacecrafts just judging the hell out of us. Get in bud, we're doin' butt stuff.

It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait... It's Kamanda comin' in hot! Or.... Aliens man. Just some light Reddit readings to surprise us both! 

Do you like making s'mores and singing super cool campfire songs?! Hard pass, that's how killers (and bears) catch your scent. The smell of decaying bodies should be more concerning to you than burnt hot dogs. Leave the camping to the animals and just stay in a hotel. With your door locked, running water, a TV, free WIFI, and an escape plan! 

Let's take a swim in some fresh water! JK, I wouldn't use the word "fresh" to describe this body of water. Lake Lanier is far from fresh, far from safe, and far far far from uncursed. Take caution as you visit The Lake of the Dead and all surrounding areas, for things in the water and woods are too paranormal to explain away. 

This seasons "homestate" episode hits very close to home, location wise. Join us as we go in depth into a heartbreak of a mystery. Just when you think your best friend is a good guy, turns out he's a real a$$hat. Steve Rummel we're talking to you! Here's a little extra info if you feel like you have ANY information on ANYTHING surrounding this case.  *Vin number- CK446F479080  *Call- (406) 443-2000 *Contact- Helena Police Detective Danny David at [email protected].

This three episoder night was a little long starting out with the Margs. They were pretty tasty though and definitely got us in the creepy mood for this Manic many. Listen closely as we give you a bit of a history lesson followed by some things that might just scare you to DEATH!

*Drip, drip, drip...* You look around and all that surrounds you is darkness. All you can hear is your own heart beating... faster... and faster... as the fear and panic of what lies in the unknown creeps up your spine. Suddenly there's a warm, inhuman like, "breath" running down the nape of your neck. The darkness consumes you and you must choose to turn around or venture further into the black abyss.

Well this episode title is a bit deceiving. The two main haunts we cover are pretty pleasant, that is, if you don't mind being poked at all hours of the day and night. Our surprise Motel, though, is a bit on the creepy side. (Insert Kandice gagging) Just take a hot guess at the subject of the fine establishment!

Welcome to season two b!tches! We're back and still illiterate! Settle in for another horrific murder tale, this time, from the trailer park!

EXPLICIT EPISODE TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR- RAPE, SODOMY, TORTURE, MUTILATION, GENITALIA RELATED MUTILATION, ETC.- ALL TO UNDERAGE FEMALES VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED  Y'all... we can't even describe this episode appropriately. The Toolbox Killers are two of the worlds most f*cked up murderers, rapists, just complete psychopaths. There's no way to describe their level of all around monstrosity. Listen cautiously and find out for yourselves what horrors this world holds.

Trick-or-treat mother f*ckers! Unpreparedness is treating you all to stories that even surprise us! This Manic Many with Mascato sent chills down our spines so listen up and get chilly with us.

A light fog descends on an amusement park lost in time. Out of the corner of your eye you think you see movement. You tell yourself it's just your imagination, but you look over anyway. The hair on the back of your neck starts to stand up and a chill runs down your spine as a shadowed silhouette stares back at you. Suddenly you hear disembodied voice come over the loud speakers that eerily says "Welcome to Jazzland."

It's time for the chilling finale of one of the most suspenseful stories we've told to date. Guys... it's good, buckle up creepy crew.

You awake sometime at night to a soft, yet threatening, clawing noise coming from inside your closet. You get out of bed and open the door, like an idiot, and the site before you terrifies you to your soul. You will forever be haunted by what lay within the darkness.

Well I'm back with part two of this terrible tale. The twists and turns never stop. Buckle up bitches, its getting bumpy.

We never forget our first love. The law enforcement that worked this case will never forget either. Crime scene tape surrounded a campsite. The fire pit still glowed red and a lone guitar sat against a tree.

Well it's us... just one of us unfortunately. The Rona got us down and apart for now, BUT we're still here to keep you going! Listen, if you will, to a fun filled episode full of great SoDak coffee table knowledge. Just when you think you know everyone in your tiny town, BOOM. Turns out someone is not what they seem. Not what they preach even. spoooooky.

#SharkWeek2020 got us in the mood this episode for some deep sea shit! This week we explore the deep dark secrets of the vastly unknown ocean. Take a dive and swim with us if you dare, down below the darkest parts of the sea. Are the creatures from ancient times still lurking in the depths? YEP!

Ghosts? Where?! Welp, just gave my two weeks at Taco Bell. 

What did we get ourselves into now?! The fun rabbit hole of the internet led us through tunnel after tunnel to find all the totally true conspiricies of the Freemasons and Illuminati. Have fun listening to these!

What did we get ourselves into now?! The fun rabbit hole of the internet led us through tunnel after tunnel to bring you all the totally true conspiricies of the Freemasons and Illuminati. Have fun listening to these!

Look around your house right now. Anything looking back at you? If not listen to this manic many fueled by margs and you'll rethink all of your household objects!

Well slap our butts and sing us a song, it's a birthday episode! It's not even close to our real birthdays, but we decided to tell you some "fun" stories about the days you were blessed with our presence. Sit back and enjoy our best of the best, Grade A douchebag crimes. 

So after about four Ultras and two Margs we've gathered up enough courage to tell you about all the cray viking stuff that REALLY happened. They aren't just known for their tight pants, nice butts, and shitty game, in the NFL. Surprisingly they are brutal, vicious, and good at games (not football).  P.S. Besides the sidenote that our husbands love the Vikes, just wanted to say that once we start rambling, if you skip to 26:50 we get back on topic.

Well after four Mich. Ultras, we're ready to tell you all about some cray ships we encountered on the interweb. If you think Pirates of the Caribbean Davey Jone's ran a tight ship, listen up. W'ell tell you about some tight A** ships that won't put up with that mess. 

Handing out candy on halloween to kids all dressed up as superheroes and princesses may seem like a blast, but would you really give candy to a child wearing a sweet Hollister outfit with souless black eyes? Ya. Didn't think so. What if they asked to use the restroom or needed help looking for their parents? Would you let them in? The correct answer is no. You tell that little creep to "F" right off. 

Well guys... the strawberry margs took us on a journey to the home of some of the creepiest movies this week. Hollywood houses some scary movies as well as some demonic friends. I don't know about you, but I always thought the scary stuff happened in movies and movies alone. Granted some are based on true stories, but who would've thought that even being in a movie would put you right in the devils spotlight. Cray. 

We're taking you back to our home roots again with some creepy cold cases from the barren prairies. With little or no evidence to go on these heinous crimes remain unsolved. The mystery behind these cases will leave you with a cold shiver running down your spine. Almost as cold as these crimes.

Remember when we were kids and we would fantasize about those far away magical lands? Hidden away in dark murky waters or complete other realms outside of our reality. These fabled cities enchanted by mythical beings just hiding in plain site. Come with us on a journey to uncover cities forgotten by time... or hidden from us for our own safety.