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Kino Kingdom
by The Men Who Talk
Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they discuss movies through the ages!
Episodes
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Kino Kingdom 127 - Keep Crying the Honeycomb Tears / Chocolate-on-the-Brain
Britt talks '70s Network as Rupert gets lost in the world of Hungry Hippos, whilst Lazlo accidentally enjoys Miami Blues. Can YOU get from Chewy to Pete? contact us at [email protected]
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Kino Kingdom 126: Pleasantly Surprised by Outrageous Violence
Britt weighs in with his thoughts on Masters of the Universe (not that one), Lazlo forces himself to watch lesbian action, and Rupert rubs his Juliens* Contact us at [email protected] Can YOU get from Raul Julia to Jared Leto? *temples
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Kino Kingdom 125: Improving The Glossary
Join Rupert, Britt, and Lazlo as they discuss everything from the retro 8mm home film market, and The Housemaid through to the newest Spider-Man, and Tequila Sunrise. Can YOU get from Sam Neill to Lupita Nyong'o? Also - don't ever use your phone speaker in public.
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Kino Kingdom 124: Cor Blimey!
Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo once again reconvene to discuss everything from Joshua Tree (whoops) to The Odyssey (not whoops). Britt is in a foul mood to keep things light and airy, whilst there is a sombre tone around the globe due to the sad loss of Sam Neill, which is absolutely gutting.
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Kino Kingdom 123: Ugly Pricks
Back in the saddle within a week, Rupert, Lazlo, and Britt are back again with their thoughts on Fatal Beauty, Wuthering Heights, Mortal Kombat 2 and more. Can YOU get from Brian Blessed to Josh Brolin? Email us at [email protected] - unless you've ever played Scorpion in the Mortal…
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Kino Kingdom 122: Terry Nutcase
We are back! It's been a bit of a longer break than we anticipated, but fear not - it's back to over two hours of movie chat action, thank the lord. We also demand that you watch Stranger By Night. How many Chris' can YOU link in this week's ArkinZ'Dar? contact us at [email protected]
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Kino Kingdom Update
A quick update from Britt, and apologies for the radio silence from us over the last few weeks!
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Kino Kingdom 121: Happy Anniversary, Lazlo!
A cheery episode in which Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo talk sushi documentaries, Diabolic horror, hidden gem Kurt Russell films, and Donald Sutherland wandering about in Devon. Can YOU get from Nick Nolte to Rebecca Ferguson? Contact us at [email protected]
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Kino Kingdom 120: Younger Hair
A melange of gold that veers from Michael Jai White to Nick Nolte and Rebecca Ferguson. Is Mercy good? Have you seen Mulholland Falls? Was Dwayne Johnson unrecognisable in The Smashing Machine? Can YOU get from Patrick Swayze to Emma Thompson? Cast it all aside and devote yourself to us...to Kino...
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Kino Kingdom 119: The Illusion Of the Infinite Warehouse
After a weekend away of drinking, laughing, and waaaaaa....tching movies. Rupert, Lazlo, and Britt discuss Chuck Norris, modern screeners, VHS tapes, and Gary Daniels. Can YOU get from Ryan Gosling to Chuck Norris?
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Kino Kingdom 118: What's Happening?
Join Rupert, Britt, and Lazlo as they discuss everything from the loss of Chuck Norris through to I Swear, Brian Bosworth, documentaries on care, Superman...and Godfrey Ho. Can YOU get from Kurt Russell to Charles Grodin?
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Kino Kingdom 117: The Endless Sigh / Notes On Eternity
Welcome back to Kino Kingdom, in this episode we discuss some neo-noir '90s gold, and some '80s gems as well as the new Silent Hill movie, Beethoven (not that one), and even challenge Rupert and Lazlo to a movie quiz. Can YOU get from Johnny Depp to Jason Momoa? Dave Chod can.
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Kino Kingdom 116: A Conversation Without Words
An Arkinz'Dar that stumps the majority of the listenership, a Friday the 13th film that grinds Britt's happiness to a halt, multiple movies that weave between Jason Momoa and wrestlers...and some Jeff Goldblum action. What's not to love? Ready to Rumble, that's what's not to love. Can YOU get…
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Kino Kingdom 115 - So Many Bullets, So Little Danger
Join Lazlo, Rupert, and Britt as they discuss everything from The Rip through to Inside Out 2 via Equalizer 2000 and American Gothic. Can YOU get from Jared Leto to Madeline Stowe?
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Kino Kingdom 114: Context & Condoms
Join Lazlo, Rupert, and Britt as they discuss a mixture of modern and classic movies. Britt talks about Black Phone 2, Home Alone 2, and - surprisingly - some Savalas action as Rupert and Lazlo cover classier (and grittier) ground. Find out who wins this episode's ArkinZ'Dar (Dennis Quaid to…
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Kino Kingdom 113: It’s Not Bad, It’s Just Remarkably Cynical and Lazy
Happy new year! It's a 2026 kick off episode with Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they talk lost listeners emails, Bloodfist 5,6,7 & 8, Avatar 3, The Old Guard 2, Knives Out 3...and Love, Actually? Can YOU get from Dennis Quaid to Daniel Craig? email us at [email protected]
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Kino Kingdom 112: Relief From The Constant Barrage of Death
Join Rupert, Lazlo, and Britt as they talk movies in this, the lead-up to their Christmas episode....which probably won't feature any Christmas films, so don't get your hopes up.
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Kino Kingdom 111: Life Spoiler Alert
Hello all and welcome to episode 111 of Kino Kingdom! The ArkinZ'Dar for this week was Hugh Grant to Andy Garcia, and we discus the new Predator: Badlands movie as well as the original and remake of The Running Man. Britt discovers some '80s gems as Lazlo talks 80-minute actioners, and Rupert…
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Kino Kigdom 110: Vaguely Educational Adventures
Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo have a less horror-centric Halloween episode than usual, thanks to Rupert watching a load of kids films like a stupid girl instead of revisiting gore classics such as 'Revenge of the Spine-Eating Lung Rippers', 'Whoops, I've Eaten You', and who can forget - 'That's Going…
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Kino Kingdom 109: The Art of the Trailer
Lazlo takes point on this one, as he has a lot of experience in this field! Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they discuss the various styles of movie trailers through the ages. They even manage to squeeze in a movie review or two, including an instance whereby Britt somehow mistook Kenny Everett...
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Kino Kingdom 108: Samurai Cop
Welcome to episode 108, in which the guys talk about everything from Samurai Cop, Bloodfist, and The Crazies through to Transformers One, Irvine Welsh, and more - can YOU get through all the Bond films?
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Kino Kingdom 107: Electricity Bill
a review heavy episode, this time the chaps discuss Alien: Earth, Criminal Law, Bad Man, amongst many others. There's also a new turbo mega ultra uber ArkinZ'Dar suggestion from listener Lee who suggested...The Bonds! if you listen closely, you'll hear Lazlo's religious gasp (great band) at the...
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Kino Kingdom: Action Men!
Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they don their mining helmets to chip away at the rock of life, trying to find silver nuggets of cinema in them thar hills. Can YOU get from Al Cliver to Bette Midler via Ernest Borgnine AND Joe McGann? No, no you can't. But it's not the ArkinZ'Dar for this week...
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Kino Kingdom 105: I Can't Remember the Kiss
Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they once again put on their swimming caps and dive into the deep movie waters. Superman, Happy Gilmore 2, and ParaNorman are covered, as well as the ArkinZ'Dar (Roy Scheider to Marisa Tomei), not forgetting the super mega ultra turbo ArkinZ'Dar. Good. Tony Howe's...
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Kino Kingdom 104: Start Screaming
Hello all! Join Lazlo, Rupert, and Britt as they all gather around a circle of scented candles (each an 'Inside Leatherface's Mask' scent) and discuss those little sausages, movies. Lazlo hurtles through his ever-growing back catalogue because all he does is watch films and waaaaaaaaaa.....sh the...
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Kino Kingdom 103: The Illusion is Broken
Britt, Rupert and Lazlo once again ride over the mountain on horseback, carrying sacks of movies in VHS format to throw at the townsfolk as they pass on their never-ending journey to inhale the history of cinema.
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Kino Kingdom 102: A Skeleton in a Raisin Costume
A change in software means that the Men Who Talk are now sexier than ever! Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they discuss the much-missed Val Kilmer's best moments, old classics, new releases, and of course - the ArkinZ'Dar.
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Kino Kingdom 101: My Arse Is Dancing
following on from the frivolity of episode 100, the trio get down with some serious movie discussion, about models of cars, Terrifier 3, Billy Crystal, and Ghosts.
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Kino Kingdom 100: Desert Island Laserdiscs
The big one! Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo reflect on 100 episodes, celebrate with a quiz, and discuss their desert island movies, books, and luxury items. Thanks for listening and here's to the next 100!
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Kino Kingdom 99: Bereft of Pantalon
Britt, Lazlo, and Rupert cover everything from misguided new Heather Graham movies through to documentaries that no British person has ever heard of. Naturally all of this is filtered through Bob Hoskins love, and the nadir of humanity in a televisual context. Can YOU get from Frances McDormand…
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Kino Kingdom 98: Gene Hackman RIP
Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo once again reunite to talk about the genius of Gene, the deliriousness of Dav, and the glory(ish) of The Gorge.
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Kino Kingdom 96: Reacting to Grief With Bitterness and Self-Flagellation
Britt, Rupert and Lazlo return with this, their first podcast in 2025 where they discuss everything from werewolves to not-werewolves. What is the film of the week? Who wins the ArkinZ'Dar? Can William Devane act? Should we talk about Home Alone 4?* Well, listen and find out! Listen...listen to…
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Kino Kingdom 95: Explosions Galore
Lazlo, Rupert, and Britt once again dive into the midst of war. Britt gets all cyborg, Rupert falls in love with Jack Deth, and Lazlo breaks hearts via his thoughts on the new Christopher Reeve documentary. Also features the ArkinZ'Dar, The Super Mega Ultra Turbo ArkinZ'Dar, Max Volume's Hilarity...
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Kino Kingdom 94: More Better
Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo once again fall in love on the airwaves, using chat-up lines that include words like 'Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning', 'The Terror', 'American Movie', 'Maxxxine', and 'ArkinZ'Dar'. In how few steps can YOU get from Scoot McNairy to Helen Mirren?
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Kino Kingdom 93: Steven Seagal - A Halloween Tale
The traditional Kino Kingdom Halloween story kicks this episode off, before Rupert, Britt, and Lazlo move on to discussing a surprising amount of Bobcat Goldthwait, Marvel, horror...and more. Can you get from Steve Zahn to Lee Van Cleef? Happy Halloween!
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Kino Kingdom 92: Weirdly Amazing (W/Lazlo Buckets)
Rupert, Britt, and Lazlo return with more movie action, leading from some great modern neo-noir through to zany '80s classics, and ending - naturally - with Michael Flatley. They also talk about bread* *the foodstuff, not the awful comedy.
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Kino Kingdom 91: Made to be Forgotten (W/Lazlo Buckets)
Rupert and Britt are joined by their occasional co-host and constant lover, Lazlo Buckets! Together they discuss new cinema releases as well as films that weren't even driven past cinemas as they were thrown carelessly in rental store bargain bins over thirty years ago. Is Longlegs as good as…
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Kino Kingdom 90: YOUR Worst Movies...EVER.
It's a big one! A huge thank you to everyone that let us know their choice for 'worst movie ever', it was fun talking through them and the reasons for inclusion. But what will we do for our 100th episode? Send your ideas to us at [email protected] Find out the winner of this week's...
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Kino Kingdom 89: Imperceptible Comedy
Rupert are Britt are back to haunt the airwaves with their weird blend of feet and breath. Everything from mumblecore via Chuck Norris, through to Vice Presidents and nostalgia gets discussed. Also...can you get from Billy Zane to Burt Reynolds? Contact them at [email protected]
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Kino Kingdom 88: The Man With the Naughty Face
Do you like Frank Zagarino? Do you like Sidney Lumet? Do you like Donald Sutherland? Do you like Arnold Vosloo? We do, too. Listen, listen to the ArkinZ'Dar, listen to The Men Who Talk.
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Kino Kingdom 87: Dipping Bread in a Dubiously Brown Puddle
After an unexpected break due to unfortunate personal issues, The Men Who Talk are back with Kino Kingdom 87! All you have grown to love and more, from the ArkinZ'Dar through to William Devane, there's something for everyone, especially fans of Ethan Hawke. Rest assured, normal service has…
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Games Freezer Podcast - Part 2
The second half of Rich & Britt's conversation!
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Kino Kingdom 86: Sufficient Purchase
In a belter of an episode, Rupert casts aside the shackles of the corporeal form, and views all five American Ninja films, as Britt is reinvigorated through an unusual viewing of a film that...perhaps might have passed you by. This episode is dedicated to the wonderful M. Emmet Walsh.
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The Games Freezer Podcast 1: 10 year Anniversary! (Part 1)
Something a little different! As occasionally mentioned throughout Kino Kingdom, Britt is also a Senior Games Writer at Games Freezer, here - along with Games Freezer Editor, Rich - Britt talks through the first ten years of GF, talking to Rich live for the first time!
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Kino Kingdom 85: It's All in the Hips
The boys are back after a jailbreak, and they are dancing in the moonlight as they mourn the passing of Carl Weathers, who sadly now adorns the ArkinZ'Bar in framed photographic form to be remembered and celebrated forever. They also discuss psychics, Oscar nominees, freeform film-making, one of...
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Kino Kingdom 84: Stabbed to Death in a Ford Cortina MK3 2000 GXL
Join Rupert and Britt as they talk through their films of the week, covering everything from Christian horror through to Godfrey Ho! Speaking of which, Britt has discovered the best G-Ho film yet, and also acts upon a listener request, much to his dismay. Do you have the Greggs app installed on...
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Kino Kingdom 83: A Rapidly Worsening Situation
The first episode of 2024 sees Rupert and Britt discovering some gems, as well as Paradise Alley. Documentaries on both Sly and Arnie are discussed, as is Jonathan Rhys Meyers - and, of course...The ArkinZ'Dar, Michael Fassbender to Eddie Murphy. Will Rupert win? No, he won't.
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Kino Kingdom 82: The USP of JCVD
A merry Christmas to all as britt accidentally discovers the Italian Godfrey Ho, whilst Rupert frowns at Arnie, and fawns over Michael Fassbender.
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Kino Kingdom 81: Halloween 2023 - Part 2 (The Grammar of Gore)
A slight delay between episodes due to holidays and illness, but Rupert and Britt are back! Kicking off with an unplanned chat about clickbait, the two then go through listeners' comments, lots of movies (everything from C Thomas Howell fare through to Jack Scalia) and ending with their films of...
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Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they discuss movies through the ages!
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