Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

In today's bonus pod we go over smoke alarms, jake's type and learning more about each other than we wanted

Today's show kicked off with one of the most awkward family vacation dilemmas imaginable. Ally revealed that she's about to share an Airbnb with her parents, but there's one major complication: Her mom has a long-standing tradition of having vacation sex with her husband immediately after arriving at their destination. That sparked a conversation about bedroom placement, coordinating times for the rest of the family to be out of the house, and how much planning should go into someone else's sex ritual. Then Ally's mom, aka the "Throat Goat," called in to share the graphic details. With 4th of July around the corner, we also heard some absolutely wild stories about how listeners lost fingers, a fitting tribute to what's statistically one of America's biggest finger-blowing-off holidays. That led into a debate over what the greatest accomplishment in America's 250-year history really is. Is it BBQ? The lightbulb? The internet? Or is America's finest contribution to the world simply Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? We also settled another real-life dispute in Petty Claims Court, where a married couple battled over the husband's refusal to use Google Maps. He insists his common sense and memory are all he needs to get anywhere, while his wife argues that his confidence usually ends with missed exits, wrong turns, and arriving late to dinners, parties, and important events. The courtroom heard both sides before listeners delivered the final verdict.

Would you download an app where you order your favorite meal, knowing it'll never arrive? A new app in South Korea is designed to give you the dopamine hit of ordering food without the calories, and it sparks a surprisingly heated debate about whether we should import it to the US. Things got even weirder when Vanessa admitted she "pretend-orders" food on delivery apps just for fun. We also heard from short people about the everyday struggles tall people never think about, from getting patted on the head and climbing grocery store shelves to shopping for heels in the kids' section. Ironically, comedian Brad Williams stopped by the studio and answered even more questions about life as a little person. Plus we debut a brand-new game, Is It Younger or Older Than America? You'll be shocked by the ages of things like pianos, bourbon, and Princeton University. And finally, Ally secretly records herself asking her wife for a threesome. The answer isn't exactly what she was hoping for... but she does get permission for a virtual fling, with a few very specific caveats

Vanessa completed her first Funner Summer challenge when she accompanied Ally to Wild Rivers and got drunk. At one point she accosted people in the lazy river trying to steal their inner tubes. Good times! Ally shared the results of her first ultrasound. Does she have more than one baby in there? Listen to find out the big reveal! World's #1 Competitive Eater Joey Chestnut joined us in preparation for his most important event of the year: The Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Championship. He talked about how he prepares to eat 75 hot dogs in 10 minutes, whether he'll let scientists study his stomach after he dies, and what the best drunk meal in the world is. We also discussed the biggest dick at a Barbecue in Don't Be A Dick and brought back your dog's favorite 4th of July game: Gunshot or Firework!

Does Ally think about divorcing her wife? Does she look at other girls' asses at the gym? These questions and more were answered this Lie Day Friday: Lesbian edition! Things got tense when Ally's wife called in with some jaw-dropping questions about divorce, their new pregnancy, and her newfound tapping hobby. Comedy band Wolves of Glendale stopped by to play their new single "Reptile Guy," and they did some improvised songs on the fly that we'll never forget. Want a Justin Beiber-style song about peeing in the pool? Or a song about Breakfast for Dinner in the style of Coldplay? You don't have to choose! We reopened the Box of Shame today and finally heard a story from someone other than Klein. Omar did something at a Barbecue that many would think as shameful. But are you on his side? Plus Blind Charlie's new quest to walk across the country with a Klein.Ally.Show sign, which began our quest to find Charlie a kidney. If you know anyone with an extra kidney, hit us up.

It's "Bring your dog to work day" in the building, which would be fun for a normal person, but not for Ally. Are you team Ally or team dog? It's easy to be a dog lover, but do we really need a building full of anxious animals urinating on all the potted plants? Are we taking the 'bring dogs everywhere' trend a little too far, or is Ally a soulless fun-hater? Matt Bellamy of Muse stopped by the studio to talk about their new album The WOW! Signal, officially out Friday Jun 26th. We talked to Matt about who he thinks will win the World Cup, his terrible Irish accent, and he even reviewed Ally's kid's first original song, played on the Ukulele. We also played a brand new game of password with Moist Joyce, learned Klein bought an original painting from someone during Meet The Neighbors, and talked about the different types of pool people: are you a player, a stander, a watcher, or an 'ankles only' guy?

In today's bonus pod we cus our asses off

Vanessa was at a bar last night watching Colombia take on Austria, and we got the privilege of listening to audio of her celebrations. If you didn't think she could get any louder, you'd be wrong. Ally joined an AI dating coach app for advice on how to convince her wife to engage in a threesome as part of our Funner Summer challenge. It ended with her hitting on the AI dating coach and being rejected, which then led to Klein asking Grok for a threesome which yielded a very different result. Since it's Prime Day all week, we celebrated with another round of Prime Day Price is Right! We don't want to give it away, but one lucky guy named Matt won himself a giant bottle of Vacation Body Oil! Plus we got a newly single guy on the party bus to Santa Barbara to see Royel Otis, even though he technically won because he tried to cheat on his girlfriend with her own Aunt.