Kristen Teaches Topher Sports

This week Kristen and Topher don't understand drugs, some cheerleaders get sassy in their practice teams and we all work out to eat more Oreos.

This week Kristen works out FOUR DAYS IN A ROW, Justin Beiber assaults someone and Swaggy P is a not a real name.

This week, Kristen talks a lot about Power Rangers, Topher gets glasses and all of this was brought to you by the letter N.

This week, Topher gets an elderly woman fired from Sears, Kristen makes up the phrase, "Owner Emeritus," and then tries to explain how in the world she could still like Justin Beiber.

This week, our guest Gabe, argues for soccer, Jacoby Jones is in drag, and Kristen needs you to tell her where to go for vacation.

This week Kristen starves herself, the news gets smutty, and the show gets stood up for a soccer date.  Ouch.

This week, Kristen eats REAL food instead of just pizza, Topher knows more about FIFA than Kristen and Kristen uses the words "Biebin' Baller." 

This week Kristen becomes a psychiatrist, Topher tries to remember who the Spurs are, and squirt bottles become a weapon.

This week Donald Sterling apologizes then gets super racist, Topher quizzes Kristen again, and then Kristen makes up some story about a horse race.

This week Kristen and Topher declare their love for Justin Timberlake, Kristen teaches Topher about going number two intentionally, and an American wins the Boston Marathon.

This week Topher runs tech for a show where Blake Griffin reads the script of Space Jam, Kristen meets Snoop Dog and doesn't run, and we discover who the perfect man and woman are.

This week, Thiago Silva pulls a gun on his wife, Manny Pacquiáo eats a baby duck and Kristen gets caught in a snow storm.

It's the battle of the century.  Justin Beiber was caught drag racing while high as a kite and Kristen has no defense.  Justin is definitely an awful person.  Also, Topher is in Alabama and they are ALMOST in the same time zone.  

It's been a month, but we're back!  In this episode, Kristen and Topher weep over the Iron Bowl, Super Man is discussed in great detail and we find out about a great potential new coach.

This week, Topher makes a plea to people living near Nick Saban's wife, Kristen explains fantasy football, and Justin Beiber is a man whore.

This week, Topher can't convince Kristen that Justin Beiber isn't an awful person, Cristiano Ronaldo is happy that little boys are sending him underwear photos, and the Giants actually won a game!

So, apparently, Jason Collins has joined "Team Twerk," Kristen decides to talk about death to start out the show, and Topher is confused about how green shoes illustrate mental illness.

The USC Coach isn't allowed on the bus, Michael Jordan says he can beat LeBron James, and Topher doesn't understand penalties.  What a week...

Will Nick Saban leave Alabama?  If so, Topher may quit life.

Kristen tries to explain what a targeting penality is while Topher laughs at the name Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.

The first episode starts with Topher not knowing who the Buffalo Bills are...  This isn't going to be easy.