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Kvothekiller Chronicles

by Sarah McClintock & Associates

Short run podcast series where 5 people with varying levels of love for this book discuss its highs and lows. We are not kind to Mr Rothfuss.

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  1. S2E8 - Man Mothers.

    This is, hands down, the most UNHINGED(derogatory) piece of "worlbuilding" any of us have ever seen The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission...

  2. S2E7 - Itallian Ademere

    This week we finally confirm that Kvothe does NOT know what jacking off is, since if he did, we wouldn't be dealing with all This shit. That's the first tradgedy. The second is that the Adem are culturally unable to podcast. It's so sad. The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages…

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  3. S2E6 - Who Here Tryina Get They Lussy Ate

    Patrick. Come on now. The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of...

  4. S2E5 - Orientalism for Women

    This week, on KvKc: Patrick writes the boring D&D campaign section of the book, Denna writes the Bohemian Rhapsody of Kvotheworld, Kvothe does extremely cool and sick and awesome Blood Magic crimes, and your hosts announce our new line of Patrick Rothfuss themed lipsticks! The Kvothekillers are...

  5. S2E4 - Stapes Wives

    The queen died the week this was recorded so we are obviously having a GREAT time!! AND we actually really enjoyed this part of the book! Well. 80% of us did... The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and…

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  6. S2E3 - Breasting Boobily

    Can this book get any worse? Yes. Yes it can. But on the bright side we finally found the difference between Will and Sim! The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art...

  7. S2E2 - This Bitch Playing Lute!!!

    CW for sexual assault discussion between 01:05:00 and 01:30:00 You know when you hate someone so everything they do no matter what it is just ends up pissing you off? Like I'm sure there were some good parts in this section but mostly it's just one awful thing after another. What if a book was so...

  8. S2E1 - Intelligence Kvotient

    We're not quite ready to talk about Wise Man's Fear yet. To prepare ourselves for the horror to come, we try and remember what happened in the last book without looking any of it up. In this episode we discover the hidden sexual delights of the 10 year anniversary cover, Add a 4th quadrant to the...

  9. S1E6 - Uh Oh, Stinky Book

    Well folks, its time to wrap things up. in this last episode of season 1, we go into our final throughts on the book. We conclude that Patrick has undergone Kvothefication, read some goodreads reviews, read the author's note, Answer listener questions, and drop hints about our future plans. We…

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  10. S1E5 - Dragon Quest (1986 Videogame)

    Choose Life. Choose a university education. Choose a horse. Choose a girl. Choose an accent. No, a different accent. No, no, no, a different accent. Choose Pegs. Choose a dragon but its vegan so actually it's a Draccus. Choose not to do sexual assault. Choose the friendzone. Choose to tell your...

  11. S1E4 - Dudes (do not) Rock!

    This episode we cover the absolute worst part of the book, and basically everything good we had to say about it gets thrown in the trash by the sheer revolting existence of Chapter 69 (....not nice). We still manage to have a lot of fun along the way though - tune in to hear the 7 words that will...

  12. S1E3 - Child! at the University

    This week we get into University!! Congraduations to us!! Wait - why is there a CHILD here?? In our discussion of chapters 26 - 54 we uncover Pat's plagarism of Yugioh GX, explore Arkham Asylum with the Joker, and determine that Fire Emblem Three Houses is the greatest story ever told, using the...

  13. S1E2 - I Am Going to Become the Kvother

    This week we read chapters 1-25! We meet the Blue Man Group, discover what would happen if a theatre kid was also a gamer, and look frantically to see if there's any actual 'story' inside all these vibes and aesthetics. where is it pat. give us the story patrick. Daniel's audio occasionally cuts...

  14. S1E1 - Rothfusdamus

    Before we read any of Name of the Wind, we sit down and discuss the things we remember about it, establishing how Kvothepilled each of us are. We talk about Kvothe a bit but mostly we talk about the topic of Patrick Rothfuss, his relationship to Joss Whedon and... the post. [EDIT: The podcast has…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Short run podcast series where 5 people with varying levels of love for this book discuss its highs and lows. We are not kind to Mr Rothfuss.

HOSTED BY

Sarah McClintock & Associates

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Short run podcast series where 5 people with varying levels of love for this book discuss its highs and lows. We are not kind to Mr Rothfuss.

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