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Kyle X Why?
by Sam and Jordan
You may never have watched Kyle XY, but if you were alive in 2006 you probably remember the massive advertising campaign for this mysterious boy with no belly button. What was his deal? Where did he come from? Was this show actually any good? Sam and Jordan hope to find out!
Episodes
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Doctor Huh Episode 1: The Button That Makes It Good
What?! This isn't Kyle! Jordan had an idea for a new podcast: Doctor Huh, in which we watch a randomly-selected episode of Doctor Who each week! Please enjoy our first episode, on series 5 episode 2, "The Beast Below"! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
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S4E21 – Who Cares?
It's over! We have completed our arguably way too long victory lap of fanfic and we are finally done with our Kyle XY journey once and for all! We read the second half of the very good fanfic Kyle XY Fix the Broken and, let me tell you, it does exactly what the title says it will. With the power…
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S4E20 – Muscles and Sunglasses
We've got one more fanfic before we finish our time with Kyle, and this one is short and sweet. This week, we read the first half of Kyle XY Fix the Broken on Wattpad! We're picking up where the season 3 finale left off. Are the Tragers safe at the Rack? Is Cassidy safe from Kyle's wrath? And…
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S4E19 – He Who Controls the Gamers, Controls the Game
It's finally over! We finished reading the unfinished fanfic, Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story! It may not have an ending, but it does have a lot of Matrix references in the eleventh hour. More importantly, we finally get to the bottom of how Matt Dallas's character Chad Burton died on Eastwick!...
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S4E18 – A Very Special Episode
We're so close! It's our second to last episode of Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story, chapter 26, "Electricity", and things are heating up between Kyle and Jessi, unfortunately! Will they commit the ultimate sin? Will the surrounding neighborhood survive if they do? I, for one, am terrified to…
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S4E17 – The Droopy Moleman Homogeneity Hour
This week, we read Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story chapter 25, "The Date". Kyle has prepared a perfect romantic evening with Jessi. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the snipers, I mean. And the tear gas. And the oysters he left out all night. And his memories being gone. And Jessi. You…
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S4E16 – A c ool Bus
Welcome to TragerMania, the wrestling event with as many twists and turns as Kyle XY! We're reading The Untold Story chapter 24, "Show Me", and things are really heating up! Get your waffles and your chocolate syrup ready, because we're in for one mess of a match, folks! These two competitors…
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S4E15 – Said the Older Woman to the Teen
Exciting news for fans of Sam and Jordan screaming at each other! In this week's episode, we read chapter 23, "Through Your Eyes", and found an excuse to scream at each other instead of screaming at the author. Make no mistake, though: the content still deserves it! In the end, no matter how much...
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S4E14 – The Only Thing Worse Than Kessi
Warning: as you may guess from the title, the fanfic is even more upsetting than usual this week. You know how Kessi is already a ship for perverts? Well, what if we added several extra layer of uncomfortable on top of it? That's right, in chapter 22, "An Old Friend", [redacted]! Oops, I tried to...
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S4E13 – A Healthy Hand
We've got two action-packed chapters of the Kyle XY season 4 fanfic for you this week! In chapters 20 and 21, Jessi has to go save Kyle from Madacorp because she accidentally tricked him into going to Madacorp to save her from Madacorp but she wasn't really at Madacorp. I think. Will she be able…
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S4E12 – Chain Reactions. Crazy Contraptions. Madacorp.
This week, on an episode podcasters everywhere are calling "the most Jordan has screamed since Amy Get Your Gun on Juergen' It," we read Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story chapter 19, "Ying and Yang"! Kyle is holding Emily's memories of her daughter hostage, but the 881227 Big Kyle super soldiers...
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S4E11 – Cold, Calculating, Machiavellian Characters
Murmur, murmur! Rabble, rabble! Good episode, good episode! The room agrees, you're going to have a great time listening to Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story chapter 18, "The Grey Council"! Kyle has infiltrated the famous council, but what will he learn? What names will he hear? And how many...
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S4E10 – Within a Radius of 2.7 RX-78 Gundams
This fanfic is so cruel to us. We just fell in love with Rob Gerzer last week, and now he's probably dead, exploded to death by Jessi's new pain ray ability. Oh well! This week we read Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story chapter 17, "Revenge of the Nerds". Kyle is going sicko mode for some reason…
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S4E9 – I've Already Watched It Twice
This week, we read chapters 15 and 16 of Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story: the two-parter "The Kiss of Judas". Grace Kingsley has continued with Operation 881227 Big Kyle, and the experiments get more and more inspired by the Joker from the Dark Knight every day. Meanwhile, Tom and Jim Foss have...
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S4E8 – Inspired by the Joker in the Dark Knight
Chapters 14 and 15 of Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story! This episode is named after how it made us feel to read it! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube
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S4E7 – 881227 Big Kyle
Hoo boy, this is a tough one. This week we read chapters 11 and 12 of Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story. Kyle is just mind controlling people now to punish anyone who is mean to Jessi. Meanwhile, Jessi and Nate are kind of becoming a thing despite her efforts to kill him with paintball. Don't…
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S4E6 – Important Diseases
On a very special two-parter of Kyle XY The Untold Story, which means chapter 9 and 10 had the same title, our author decides to mix things up by telling the story out of order. It's a bold choice, but will it pay off? Well, honestly, the bigger concern is what these scenes are all leading up to....
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S4E5 – I Think I Will Kill You With a Shotgun This Time
This fanfic is really getting to us, apparently! Listen to us try to keep it together as we drag ourselves through chapters 7 and 8 of Kyle XY The Untold Story! The Kessi of it is getting more painful by the week, but at least Foss and Declan are here to keep us grounded! Hey, wait, where did...
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S4E4 – Iambic Hilltameter
This week, we read chapter 6 of Kyle XY: The Untold Story. Hillary develops a new iconic quirk, Vampiro makes a new friend, Nate gets a new assignment, and Jessi tries to watch her own conception. It's all pretty good, but Foss isn't here yet. Maybe next week! (Yes next week) Sam | Jordan Twitter…
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S4E3 – Dry Peter Takes Aim
Last week's episode ended with Jessi and Kyle about to get sniped by hooded assassins. Now, a week later, we can reveal... that the two main characters do not at the very start of the story! Hooray! Instead, here in chapter 5, Jessi gets "treated" to some deeply disturbing visions of the 1980s…
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S4E2 – Kyle Chop!
Last week ended with a promise that Jessi would get drunk, and the fanfic did not disappoint! Jessi is at a party drinking an entire Kyle's bed's worth of beer, and Kyle has to fight off some goons. As if that wasn't exciting enough, the episode ends with a bunch of hooded snipers preparing to…
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S4E1 – Charging My Therapy Bomb
We're back! This week, we start our first season 4 fanfic, "Kyle XY: The Untold Story" by fanfiction.net user Olg G. Unlike the Secret Life season 6 fanfic we read on Juergen' It, neither of us have read this one at all yet! Will it be funny? Will it be good? Yes! Thank god! Sam | Jordan Twitter…
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S3E10 – Restore This, Zzyzx!
For better or worse, it's over! In this jumbo gigantic episode, we break down what turned out to be the finale of Kyle XY, S03E10, "Bringing Down the House", plus the DVD special feature "Kyle XY: Future Revealed". Was the finale good? No! Oops! We also discuss our overall feelings on the whole...
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S3E9 – Fast Casual Cobbler
Somehow, it's almost over! This week, we watched the second last episode: S03E09, "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner". They already did it in season 2 with Ballantine, but let's do it again with Cassidy I guess? Season 3 is not very good, it turns out, unless you're first and foremost a Josh Trager…
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S3E8 – Xboxalopithecus Erectus and the Rare Hetero Sapien
IMDB told us this was the third best episode of Kyle XY, so we've got friends of the show Val and Giga joining us to talk about the very Big Episode of S03E08, "The Tell-Tale Heart"! Is it as good as the IMDB score suggests? Kessi shippers certainly think so! Good thing we don't know anyone like...
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S3E7 – 4Hup Club
In the preantepenultimate (I looked it up) episode of Kyle XY, S03E07, "Chemistry 101", a lot of things happen. Here are some of them: Kyle begs Cassidy to let Jessi join Latnok. Kyle and Jessi plan a pheromone party with magic crystals. Andy catfishes a girl on Coolzone to set Josh up with a new...
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S3E6 – Boysa and Girlsa
Now here's an episode to hurt your brains! It's S03E06, "Welcome to Latnok"! You know how we've spent the entire show dealing with Latnok and their various subgroups, and how it's well-established that they're a shadowy cultish organization with symbolic rings named after the prophet who they...
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S3E5 – Kyle, M.D.
I hope you're ready to experience car crash, because this week we're talking about S03E05, "Life Support"! It's like two episodes got car crashed together! First, we have a funny episode about Kyle and Josh delivering a stranger's baby while Jessi and Stephen play scrabble. After that, we shift...
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S3E4 – Wupweeweeanna
It's the episode we've all been waiting for: the one where Kyle XY calls himself "Kyle XY", AKA S03E04, "In the Company of Men"! We're joined by Erin and Jesse of Secret Life of Two Gay American Teenagers to break down this ridiculous episode, similar to how Impound Man tried to break down three...
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S3E3 – Let Amanda Talk Now! Okay, Kyle?
We're mad at Kyle this week. It's S03E03, "Electric Kiss", and Kyle decided to be a real jerk. Jessi is living with the Tragers, and Amanda has a big piano recital coming up. She's very stressed about Kessi, not to mention the mysterious brain pains she's had since prom night. What's Kyle's...
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S3E2 – A Shagadelic Austin Powers Accent
I'm going to make a prediction right now. When the white rabbit swims at midnight... you will listen to this episode of Kyle X Why? This week, we're watching S03E02, "Psychic Friend". What could that title mean, I wonder? Well, Kyle and company are going to the seventh or eighth fair of the…
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S3E1 – Grapefruit
We're in the final stretch! This week, we watched the season 3 premiere: S03E01, "It Happened One Night"! And, folks, that title could just as well have been the title of the season 2 finale, because, folks? It's all the same night, folks! That's right, we're back to prom night! Thank god! Well…
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S2E23 – Isn't He Flat?
Two down, one to go! At long last, we've reached the prom episode, which is also the season 2 finale: S02E23, "I've Had the Time of My Life"! As Jessi prepares to leave town forever (or until next episode, knowing this show) Amanda prepares the world's worst prom. Yikes! Well, the important thing...
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S2E22 – HillaryDex
We're almost at the end of season 2, but prom night is still not yet upon us! Don't worry, promheads, because S02E22, "Hello...", is still almost entirely about prom! Phew! How will they pay for it? Who is going to be the DJ? Will Josh be able to get ten thousand dollars? Somehow, for some…
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S2E21 – What Did Pachelbel Write in D?
Happy Hooper Banana Day, everyone! To celebrate, we're watching Kyle XY S02E21, "Grey Matters". Josh's test results are back, and he crushed it! I bet the mean principal or vice principal will be very happy for him. What a nice storyline, probably! I will now take a big sip of chocolate syrup and...
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S2E20 – The eXtreme Anniversary
Oh no! In S02E20, "Primary Colors", our best boy Kyle has become regular! That's right, his brain has declined to that of a standard nine-monther like you or me. What could have done this? Maybe Hillary will be able to help! I'm frizzling my leeks as we speak! Also, Lori is writing the theme song...
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S2E19 – The Wit and Wisdom of Lori Trager
You know, people always talk about "jumping the shark" like it's a bad thing. Is it though? What if jumping a shark was just a really cool thing for a character to do? Well, this is Kyle XY S02E19, "First Cut Is the Deepest", and nobody jumps any sharks in it (unfortunately) but something equally...
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S2E18 – A Big Lime
Get outta here, customers! This is Kyle XY S02E18, "Between the Rack and a Hard Place", AKA "Sam and Jordan Talk About Working in Food Service for Two Hours"! Amanda's evil mother has punished her for (????) by making her get a job at the Rack, because it's the only place, and the shift lead that...
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S2E17 – And There's Only One Tub!
The Trager Teens really messed up by trying to help their friend last week, so this week they're S02E17, "Grounded"! Kyle has smuggled Amanda into his room, [see title]! How will he keep her hidden from her mom and the nosy Tragers and the nosier Jessi and the nosiest social worker? Seems like...
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S2E16 – Fossy Needy Dwinky Dwivey
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Seattle where we lay our scene... sounds like Kyle XY S02E16, "Great Expectations", obviously! It's the Romeo and Juliet episode for some reason, and these households truly are alike in dignity, between our least favorite son Josh Trager and our…
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[Unlocked] Grant High School Exchange Program Episode 3: Grease 2
We weren't able to do an episode this week, so please enjoy this unlocked episode on the bad movie Grease 2 from our Patreon series The Grant High School Exchange Program, originally recorded in October 2019! This month, for some reason, we're heading to Rydell High to hang out with the T-Birds…
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S2E15 – YouTubed
Another bad one this week! It's S02E15, "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades", and we've cracked the code on what makes a bad episode of Kyle XY. It's Hillary! This is a Hillary episode! She's committed herself to becoming the "Queen of Fabulous" because the writers noticed that all the...
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S2E14 – Hupping Jocks
Remember before when we joked about Kyle doing a heist with Stephen and Nicole? Well, this is S02E14, "To C.I.R. With Love", and, well. Good joke, us! So, this is the episode where the Tragers do a heist. Like the previous heist episode, it's a little busted, but that's okay. What's important is...
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S2E13 – Hello, I'm Cobb Salad Cherry Cola
Some good news and some bad news this week. The good news is that Kyle XY S02E13, "Leap of Faith", is totally off the wall and very good. The bad news is that a lot of it is pretty bad. In this longer-than-most-but-who-am-I-kidding-they're-all-pretty-long episode, we spend a lot of time breaking...
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S2E12 – Cork It Up!
Quick, get inside! It's S02E12, "Lockdown", and everyone has to be inside! Please don't ask why, it's not important. Anyway, now that you're here, want to rehash some boring Leclan drama? (That's what I call Lori and Declan!) Or maybe you'd be more interested in some uncomfortable Jandy content?...
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S2E11 – A Supersaturated Situation
Rev up your hands! Roy of the show Roy is joining us to talk about S02E11, "Hands on a Hybrid"! There's a car-touching contest and you KNOW Kyle is going to crush it, so, what else is going on? Stephen continues to get trolled by his terrible boss, Mr. Ballantine. Tom Foss is getting brain…
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S2E10 – 20,000 Business Trips = 1 Divorce
Get your hacking USBs ready, because we've got a heist this week! It's Kyle XY S02E10, "House of Cards", and our favorite trio of Kyle, Declan, and Tom Foss are going to break into Madacorp. How will that go? Foss is involved, so probably really well! Meanwhile, Ballantine's evil plan to break up...
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S2E9 – Josh Trager Band of Horses Funeral AMV
Finally, an episode for us '90s kids! It's S02E09, "Ghost in the Machine", and Lori has decided that she wants to go see the murder forest - but, uh oh, that's where Zyzzx used to be! What will happen? A bunch of flashbacks to Zyzzx in 1992, it turns out! Will Kyle get a Skip-It? Will Josh listen...
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S2E8 – Latnok, When the Rain Was Falling
Religion fans, rejoice! We're watching S02E08, "What's the Frequency, Kyle?" and it's another faith-focused episode. William's estranged father is in a coma, but will Kyle be able to talk to the angels in time to fix their relationship? Will Josh finally stop calling Kyle an alien and recognize…
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S2E7 – END THE BEACHWOOD BIAS / BOTTOM TEXT
Three cheers for Moms' Rights! This week we're joined by Helga, one of the two or three people on the planet who have seen every episode of Kyle XY, to discuss S02E07, "Free to Be You and Me"! It's allegedly an episode about gay rights, but is it really? I guess you'll have to ask one of the gay...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
You may never have watched Kyle XY, but if you were alive in 2006 you probably remember the massive advertising campaign for this mysterious boy with no belly button. What was his deal? Where did he come from? Was this show actually any good? Sam and Jordan hope to find out!
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