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Laces Or Faces

by Laces Or Faces

We dig around the Internet for weird football stories and catch you up on the latest off field garbage. No stats all trash.

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Episodes

  1. All or Nothing Carolina Panthers Preview + The Lion King NFL Edition

    This episode we will break down our preview of the upcoming seasons of all or nothing featuring the Carolina Panthers React to the reactions of all these butt hurt NFL players over their madden ratings Play this team, that movie and decide which teams are Characters in the Lion King (shout out…

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  2. Super Bowl Prop Bet Extravaganza + The AAF

    We dig through some of our favorite Super Bowl prop bets for this Sunday and get prepared for the AAF season with going through the new rules and team names.

  3. Tom Brady Isn't Hot

    Here's a bonus episodes where we asked our wives to chronicled the top 5 best looking QB's back in 2016. You're welcome.

  4. Drew Brees Turns 40 + Super Bowl Kaepernick Halftime

    It's almost Super Bowl time so we make our picks, discuss Travis Scott and Galdys Knight and how Common hates the NFL because of Kaepernick. Drew Brees turned 40 and dad danced his way to glory. Rams referee gate might turn into something real on Sunday, Antonio Brown is the NFL's Kevin Durant,...

  5. Antonio Brown's Ego, Wildcard Weekend & Hard Knocks 2019

    It's wildcard weekend so we set our picks, decide what is going on in Antonio Brown's head / ego, figure out who is up for Hard Knocks 2019, Baker Mayfield's RV is up for sale, the top selling NFL jersey's for 2018, Dick Degroat gives us one last banger for the year, answer listener mail and…

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  6. Tom DeLonge + NFL Week 17 Picks

    Tom Delonge totally stops by to give his week 17 NFL picks. Shout out to Angels and Airwaves and Blink 182.

  7. The Pro Bowl

    Why are have the NFL referees been so bad and how do we keep them accountable? NBA Twitter vs NFL twitter it's just not time yet for NBA sorry. We filter through the Pro Bowl snubs and talk about a better option for the game. We grunge jam our NFL Week 16 picks. We talk Super Bowl odds, and…

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  8. The Miami Miracle, Steelers Suck and Home Alone

    This week we get a little country with our NFL week 15 picks, Woodie blasts the Steelers defense, Dibbs hates on sports media in general, We compare the AFC west to character from our favorite Christmas movie Home Alone. We try to decipher who is going to be the coach of the packers, dig into the...

  9. NFL Week 14 Picks with Mr. Metallica

    Mr. Metallica stops by with his NFL week 14 predictions...

  10. Brett Favre & Cameo + What Christmas Movie Is Your Team and #BillsMafia Member @DickDeGroat

    We go through the AFC South and decide what Christmas movies most reflect the Jaguars, Colts, Titans, and Texans. We discuss Brett Favre's cameo debacle and dig a little deeper on our favorite NFL players on the site and how much they cost. Lastly we feature our Bills Mafia member of the week.

  11. XFL Cities vs AAF + Kelvin Benjamin and The Falcons Get Blasted

    We breakdown the XFL cities that were announced and decide if we will be AAF or XFL guys. Tasty joins to give his thoughts on Kelvin Benjamin getting cut and the Falcons season ticket situation.

  12. Kareem Hunt Video & NFL Week 13 Picks

    Kareem Hunt video comes out and we want to know how did the NFL not know? We slow jam our NFL week 13 picks.

  13. Mark Sanchez or Colin Kaepernick? + NFL Week 12 Picks (Slow Jammed)

    This week we blast warm weather teams and question if Danica Patrick's crystals are messing with Aaron Rodgers. We decide which Thanksgiving sides are the packers, bears, lions and vikings. We celebrate our Bills Mafia member of the week Dick Degroat, go over Jason Witten, Joe Buck, Ian Eagle and...

  14. NFL Week 11 Picks Slow Jammed and Jalen Ramsey is the new Josh Norman

    It's week 11 in the NFL so we make our picks with some melody, put the NFL and Azteca field on blast along with Hue Jackson becoming the Dwight Schrute of the NFL. We decipher which teams in the AFC North are which characters from The Office tv show. We find out the Rams can clinch their division...

  15. Fortnite + NFL Collab, NFC West Gets Haircuts & we on Le'Veon Bell Watch

    We come off the bye week with our BillsMafia member of the week, we put coach Gruden and Le'Veon Bell on blast, we unintelligibly pick week 10's winners, give the NFC West teams haircuts and talk about the new Fortnite NFL skins.

  16. Tom Brady Calls Out Bills Mafia Member of the week @novahustle

    Tom Brady throwing the shade at the Bills Mafia so we spotlight a new member Cashanova Hustle and ponder how much we could race to have Tom Brady allow a Bills Mafia member to put him through a table.

  17. Tony Romo Takes + Cringey Commentating Week 7

    Troy Aikman hates podcasts, Booger poops on the field, Chris Spielman likes "this guy" and Tony Romo takes us down concussion memory lane in the weeks Cringey Commentating.

  18. Andy Dalton's Eyebrows + Week 8 Uneducated Picks

    We make our half informed picks for week and ask the age old question, is it pronounced Bengals or Bingals? Also Dibb's wife doesn't like Andy Dalton's eyebrows.

  19. What Halloween Candy is Your Team? : NFC South Edition

    We dig through our proverbial plastic pumpkin bucket of treats and decide which halloween candies are the Saints, Panthers, Falcons and Buccaneers. Also do people really like Baby Ruth bars?

  20. What High School Stereotype is Your Team? : AFC East Edition

    We try to classify the Patriots, Jets, Bills and Dolphins into stereotypes of kids you experience in high school.

  21. Laces or Faces NFL Week 6

    We pay for a special message from Devon Cajuste, #NotSorry, discuss where the Chargers could end up if their Los Angeles plans fall through, we celebrate another week with @BILLieve88 as our Bills Mafia member of the week, and we put our money where are butts are with our uneducated picks for…

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  22. Devon Cajuste, The Anchorage Chargers & Bills Mafia Member of the Week

    We pay for a special message from Devon Cajuste, #NotSorry, discuss where the Chargers could end up if their Los Angeles plans fall through, we celebrate another week with @BILLieve88 as our Bills Mafia member of the week, and we put our money where are butts are with our uneducated picks for…

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  23. Cringey Commentating NFL Week 6

    Get your cringe on with Troy Aikman, Dick Stockton, Greg Jennings, Ian Eagle, Jason Witten, Mark Schlereth, and of course the Tony Romo.

  24. #BLASTED: Titans, Burfict, MNF Halftime & Mcgregor + Dad Bod Zach

    We put the Titans offensive line on blast with Dad Bod Zach, Woodie doesn't like Vontaze Burfict, Dibbs can't figure out Monday Night Football's Halftime Show and we wonder why Jerry Jones invited Conor McGregor to the Dallas Game.

  25. We’re Hiring An Intern...

    We’re hiring an intern. Email [email protected] to apply.

  26. What Band is Your NFL Team? : NFC East Edition

    Sometimes it's hard to understand who your favorite NFL team really is so we break it down it terms you may more understand... Bands

  27. Cringey Commentating NFL Week 5

    Cringey Commentating week 5 featuring Charles Davis, Chris Collinsworth, Jason Witten and of course our favorite Tony Romo.

  28. Peyton Manning Goes in On Drew Brees + What's in Antonio Browns Apartment?

    We take a look at the uncut version of Peyton Manning's congratulation video to Drew Brees. Aaron Rodgers and Antonio Brown get put on blast, and we play what else is in Antonio Brown's Miami Apartment. We dissect the OBJ vs Eli Manning vs Lil Wayne saga, new ways to make defense matter in the…

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  29. Earl Thomas Middle Finger Mystery Solved.

    We investigate the big mystery of who or whom Earl Thomas directed his middle finger toward as he was being carted off on Sunday. Then we countdown our 3 least favorite mascots in the NFL, recount our #BillsMafia play of the week and the commercial round up from Sunday. We give a couple options…

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  30. Where is Roger Goodell and is the Fitzmagic Running Out?

    We may be seeing signs of Fitzmagic turn to Fitztragic as we watch the Buccaneers, Steelers game live. We encourage fans not to bet this early in the season unless you don't care about money or upsets. The NFL has become soft and poor Clay Matthews can't win with almost 12 roughing the passer…

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  31. Ticketmaster Scalper Convention, Maroon 5 & #EmbraceTrolls

    Fitzmagic is still kicking but the trademark is now under rookie Minkah Fitzpatrick's entrepreneurial control. Big Ben Roethlisberger shares how to defeat the trolls on the internet. NFL ties are in but we figure out way to end them. We try to figure out the scoop and pull and or burping the...

  32. Aaron Rodgers + Drugs, Fitzmagic & Dez the Twitter Troll

    Aaron Rodgers is superhuman and we decide if it's in part the prescription drugs the trainers gave him at halftime. Weather delays take center stage in the NFL on week one. Which fans had the worst weekend, the Bills, Steelers, or the Bears? Fitzmagic took us all by surprise and he doesn't care…

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  33. Hard Knocks, Kaepernick Nike Memes & Cheerleaders

    It's finally time for some NFL football so we recap this years season of Hard Knocks, highlighting our heartbreaking cuts of Cajuste, Orchard, Brobie and Nassib. Remembering the legend that is Bob Weily and the interesting dynamic between Hue Jackson, Todd Haley and Gregg Williams. We dive into…

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  34. Cocaine, Injuries and Sexism

    Some real ish went down in the NFL this week. We discuss of course the celebrations and plays of the week along with Cam Newton's sexism, Peyton Manning's statue, the crucial catch campaign, Roger Goodell's letter and Jerry Jones' flippy floppy messaging, snorting cocaine in Miami, all the…

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  35. The Juice is Loose!

    This week we discuss O.J. Simpsons release from prison, Joe Flacco admitting he's not elite...sorta, a football discourse on Marshawn Lynch's hidden but not so secret protest, a chargers stadium aka stub hub update, commentator fails, OBJ updates, the NFL's secret weapons of course Unfootball…

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  36. Everybody Wants to Kneel the World

    We start this week with a moment of silence for all who had to endure their family's political views this Sunday. Get into the nitty gritty of what the hell happened this past week in the NFL with all the unforeseen upsets. We figured out the loophole behind Tony Romo's psychic-ness and of course...

  37. Custom Cleats with Dad Bod Zach, Dancing with Marshawn & Peeing on the Sideline

    This week we talk about fantasy playoff sleepers, Marshawn dancing on the sideline, custom cleats with Dad Bod Zach, Derek Carr trolling the Seahawks, taking an in game pee break, unfootball Jay gives us his picks of the week, the bad news bears and much more.

  38. Calling Gruden & 6 Dollar Rams Tickets

    This week we recount our favorite and soon to be annoying commercials, try to understand Le'veon Bells rap career, and realize we can make more money in the NFL as waterboys.

  39. Hot Dog Scandals & NFL Theme Songs

    This week we take on the NFL theme songs, who is eating what on the sidelines and Dead Eye Riden teaches us the ins and outs of daily fantasy.

  40. Schefter Tweeted Us & Tom Brady Isn't Hot Anymore

    This week Adam Schefter tweets us causing our phones to blow up, apparently Tom Brady isn't hot anymore and Fast Bobby stops by to explain MUT and Madden 18

  41. All Incarcerated Fantasy & Solar Stuff

    Week two gave us the moon crossing over the sun, we pick our all arrested fantasy team and try to figure out the next step in Bruce Arians eyewear collection.

  42. OBJ Shorty Shorts & Snoop Dogg

    The NFL Pre-Season has begun with a bang Dibbs and Woodie dish on the NFL news from the week including OBJ's short shorts, the refs making salary and the wisdom bestowed upon us by Snoop Dogg.

  43. Jay Cold Cuts & Jerry's HOF Nikes

    Its the unofficial start to the NFL season with the coveted Hall of Fame Game. Dibbs and Woodie dish on the news from the week including Jay Cutlers move to Miami and looking forward to episode 1 of Hard Knocks.

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We dig around the Internet for weird football stories and catch you up on the latest off field garbage. No stats all trash.

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