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Lance Vibratto: Astronaut Attorney
by Garrett Buss
An Improv Comedy Radio Show about a Lawyer thrust into court cases through out Time and Space!
Episodes
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Season 5 Episode 10: Lance Lets Lucifer Loose and Lambasts his Lineage - in our Season Finale!
Lance is out of Hell! But he’s played into Satan’s hand and brought about the ultimate end of everything! Can he fix this little whoopsie before it’s too late? Will he see some old familiar faces? What will become of the universe, what will become of us all? Only one way to find out, give this...
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Season 5 Episode 9: A Torturous Tundra full of Terrible Tyrants - in Treachery!
Lance is in the FINAL circle of Hell - Treachery! Lance is defending Julius Caesar in the frozen wasteland that keeps Satan prisoner. Will Lance help this Roman tyrant rise up and become the new leader of Treachery? Will there be consequences to this potential coup? Can Garrett do two voices at…
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Season 5 Episode 8: Falsehoods, Faithful Flunkeys and Fast Food - in Fraud!
Lance is in the eighth circle of Hell - Fraud! Our Astronaut Attorney has been tricked into believing that he's actually in HEAVEN! But when the awful truth is revealed, he has to represent Grendel - an old old demon who wants to retire. Can Lance avoid being Conned by the best in the biz: Conrad...
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Season 5 Episode 7: Vindicating a Vicious Vandal - in Violence!
Lance is in the seventh circle of Hell - Violence! He's representing Rodney, an unhinged man who beat an alien to death with Hammers. Can Lance get Rodney acquitted from his torture? Should he? This dude is like, 100% guilty and not sorry about it at all. Did the alien deserve it? Is Lance any...
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Season 5 Episode 6: Holy Hell! A Half-witted Heritage Hassle - in Heresy!
Lance is in the sixth circle of Hell - Heresy! He's representing Meek, a green alien who shouldn't be in Human Hell! Can Lance send this Luigi's Mansion loving freak to his proper realm of torture? Will Charles Darwin get in the way of Meek's natural selection? Is Lance any closer to getting out…
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Season 5 Episode 5: Woad Wage, and Witnesses on Wheels - in Wrath!
Lance is in the fifth circle of Hell - WRATH! He's representing Henry Ford. Trapped in an eternal traffic Jam, Lance has to defend his client and continue the search for an ultimate escape. Will our Astronaut Attorney be the victim of a devilish case of road rage? Will he end up on the wrong side...
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Season 5 Episode 4: Gifts Galore as Geese get Gobbled - in Greed!
Lance is in the fourth circle of Hell - GREED! He's representing Santa Claus who's in hot water for the unethical business practices he's put the elves in his workshop through. Is Chris Kringle truly a greedy capitalist? Or is Father Christmas merely the hapless victim of a sinister smear…
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Season 5 Episode 3: Phony Pizza Parlors and Peckish Parisians - in Gluttony!
Lance is in the third circle of Hell - GLUTTONY! He's representing the creator of CiCi's Pizza - Craig Crockett! In the eerily unoccupied land of Gluttony, there's a strange Pizza Shop bearing a suspiciously familiar name: PeePee's Pizza. Could this be mere coincidence? Is there a reason this...
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Season 5 Episode 2: A Long Hard Look at a Loser's Libido - in Lust!
Lance is in the second circle of Hell - LUST! He's outside of the hottest nightclub in existence and his client is an absolute loser. Will Lance be able to get a dork into this den of debauchery? Is he any closer to getting out of eternal damnation? Only one way to find out, give this episode a...
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Season 5 Episode 1: Lance is Lost - in Limbo!
He's back! In HELL! Lance Vibratto has died of natural causes (choking to death on hotdogs) and he's woken up in the domain of the devil. In particular, our hero is in the first circle of hell: LIMBO. Will Lance ever escape eternal damnation? Does he deserve to? Why is Lance in the first circle…
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Season 4 Episode 10: The Gargantuan Grillactus vs Gerald Ford in 1976 - A Spine Tingling Season Finale!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the year 1976 on the 200 year anniversary of the 4th of July. What festivities are in store for the Bicentennial? Well for starters, a Giant Grill and an even bigger Dad by the name of Grillactus has come to earth to turn the population into Hot Dogs! Will...
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Season 4 Episode 9: Mechanical Mediation: More than Streets the Eye!
Lance is surrounded by robots, and not just any robots! These big metal freaks can change into cars, helicopters, even... ROADS! Can Lance help settle an ages old dispute? Will he ever understand the rules of how this planet works? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance...
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Season 4 Episode 8: A Fanciful Fellow Faces off against a Founding Father in 1752!
He's Back! In the 1700's! Lance finds himself in the colony that will one day be America! When Benjamin Franklin needs help getting away with Kite Theft, Lance has to do his best to keep this founding father out of jail! Will a little lord spell the end of the revolutionary war - before it even...
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Season 4 Episode 7: Frightening Freaks are Found in Felt-topolis!
Back in 20,023 Lance is going to take a visit to a world made entirely of Felt. Sound familiar? Well these fuzzy little weirdos have been playing god and bringing the dead to life. Now Felt-enstien's monster is suing his creator for medical malpractice! Can Lance use the Law to save a doctor who...
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Season 4 Episode 6: Marco Polo's Prosecuted, and the Pope's Playing Pokemon!? In 1280!??
Back in the era of the Silk Road, Marco Polo has found himself in hot water with a certain Kahn and Lance's ancestor is to blame! Will Lance be able to help wipe the scourge of trading cards off the face of the earth? Will Marco Polo live to see another day? Can The Pope rock a pair of jeans!?…
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Season 4 Episode 5: Asteroids, Aster-noids, and as for Lance, he's ANNOYED!
He's back! In 20,023! Lance finds himself stuck between a Brothersome fued - two Aster-noid siblings are in a legal dispute over the whereabouts of an Asteroid. Is Lance capable of settling a sibling squabble? Can Floyd and Lloyd settle their differences? Will a Spider play the xylophone? Only…
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Season 4 Episode 4: Baseball, Booze and Babe "The Great Bambino" Ruth, Back in 1927!
He's back! In 1927! Lance needs to help Babe Ruth win the world series, if he looses, the Nazis win and the timeline gets all messed up! But Babe can't play ball without being intoxicated, this is troublesome during prohibition! Does Babe have what it takes to win the game and save the world?…
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Season 4 Episode 3: Grand Theft Gooper (feat. the Ghoul Getters)
He's back! In 20,023! Lance has to find a place to live now that he is a world where he was never born. But what is our hero to do when a ghost possesses his new roommate? Will Gooper get got by the Ghoul Getters? Does a possession hurt? If you have sons who have grown into men, do you call them...
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Season 4 Episode 2: Assassins, Acquittals, and Ancestors in 1865!
He's back! In time! Lance has tampered with the timeline, and after Victor Six Shot Vibratto goes back to prevent the Lincoln assassination, the one and only Astronaut Attorney must... defend John Wilkes Booth in court!?!?! Is it moral to defend a man, if you know he'll soon commit a national...
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Season 4 Episode 1: A Froggy Face off, and a Fading Future!
He's back! In the year Twenty Thousand Twenty Three! But our hero has found that unfortunately, he's been erased from existence! Will he be able to convice a mad scientist to help him go back in time... again? Will he be held in contempt of Judge? Will he ever return to the world he once knew?…
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Season 3 Episode 10: A Ruthless Ruffian, a Raucous Wrap-up, and Roscoe Taylor in the Season Finale!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the year 1896 and he'll need to defend Roscoe Taylor, who was accused of a heinous puppy/calf/TNT related crime! Can Lance keep the Tallahassee Teen from getting sent to the Gallows? Will a rival "Outlawyer" throw a wrench into our hero's plans? Will Lance…
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Season 3 Episode 9: Murder, Machines, and Moral Quandaries with RoboLawyer Mark 1 in 2068!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the year 2068 and he'll need to defend the Mark 1 version of Robolawyer, who absolutely killed a man. Will Lance be able to beat the odds and prove his guilty client innocent? Should he? Will he see a familiar glimmer in a certain mad scientist's eye? Only…
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Season 3 Episode 8: A Ridiculous Run-in with Rasputin in Russia circa 1984!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the Soviet Union in the year 1984! Will he face threats within mother Russia? Can he help a little boy follow the American dream? Will asbestos play a surprisingly large role in this story? Only one way to find out, give this episode a listen! Lance Vibratto…
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Season 3 Episode 7: A Bombastic Baby Daddy Debacle in the Big Bang!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent all the way back to the Big Bang. He has to defend "The Headmaster" in a child support case that spans all of history! Will Lance be able to keep a legion of angry children from holding their time traveling father accountable? Will Lance meet and insult a...
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Season 3 Episode 6: A Wild, Wacky Witch Trial in Salem 1692!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to 1692, Salem Massachusetts . After he's accused of being a witch, our hero finds HIMSELF on trial?? Will he survive this dangerous court case? Will he prove that he's a normal, non-magical time travelling space lawyer from the future? Will the pilgrims of…
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Season 3 Episode 5: Scandal, Sea-Faring Stalkers, and a Space Whale in 1858!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to the belly of a beast in 1858. Specifically he's in the very same space whale he met years ago in the far future! Will this baby space whale prove to be friend or foe? Can Lance help this aquatic acquaintance get rid of some pesky stalkers? Will the court case...
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Season 3 Episode 4: Money Management, and a Mythical Monster in the Middle Ages!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to Poland in 1313, he's in the territory of a corrupt Lord and needs to sue a Dragon for Tax Evasion. Will our hero successfully defeat this beast in a court of law? Is he going to stay on the same team this time? Will he witness a boy loose all of his…
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Season 3 Episode 3: Accusations, Acquaintances, and Academics in a 50's Highschool!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to an American Highschool in 1955, and he needs to help the class president sue a rival who's printing lies about voter fraud in the school newspaper. Along the way, he runs into an 8 foot tall 13 year old, and someone who recognizes, and loathes him. Will our...
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Season 3 Episode 2: A Perilous Public Endangerment Predicament in Pompeii!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to Ancient Rome, Pompeii specifically. Because of some pear thievery on his part, our hero must defend a crazy old farmer who insists the Mayor of Pompei is willingly dumping trash into Mount Vesuvius, leading to an inevitable eruption! Can Lance stop this...
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Season 3 Episode 1: Settling the Score in the Stone Age!
He's back! In time! Lance was sent to prehistoric earth and needs to help a caveman who has a bad boss - a t-rex named Guy-nasourus. Can our hero teach his ancestors what court even is? Will justice prevail? Or will Lance end up in the jaws of a Jurassic jerk? How will he get back to his original...
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Season 2 Episode 10: A Strange, Shocking, Scientific Season Finale!
A shrunken Lance is caught in the middle of a case against a mad scientist, who has turned babies elderly, frogs into lawyers, and committed fiendish experiments on an entire solar system. Can Lance bring this rouge researcher to justice or will he end up as one more lab rat in the doctor's evil...
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Season 2 Episode 9: A Bizarre Battle Between Bickering Brains!
Lance is shrunk down to a microscopic level and sent inside the skull of his newest client. His goal? To stop this Alien's Left and Right Brain from constantly arguing with one another - and to ultimately decide which brain gets full control over the client's consciousness. With cameo appearances...
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Season 2 Episode 8: Arguments, Alliteration, and Astronaut Attorneys!
Lance meets "Theastronaut Att Torney" an individual who claims he owns the trademark to our hero's name! How will Lance get out of this particular pickle? Will he be stripped of his title? Will ha have to find another job? Will he struggle to explain the concept of glass to a group of squids??…
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Season 2 Episode 7: Fear and Loathing (and Horses) in Felt-topia!
Lance goes to visit the planet of Felt-topia, where he uncovers the eldritch horrors of a land where people, cars, horses, and everything else are all made out of the same material. Can our hero brave the carnivorous steeds and political unrest of this puppet-run hellscape? Only one way to know…
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Season 2 Episode 6: Retaliation, Revenge, and Rock & Roll!
Lance is stuck between a rocker, and a hard place! Can he defend a heavy metal client who almost certainly caused the death of millions with a pyrotechnic stunt gone amiss? Does the CEO of a luxury resort planet have any incriminating details to share? Will Lance finally learn the names of some...
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Season 2 Episode 5: Scummy Scammers Swindle and Sue a Simpleton (Lance)
Lance is under threat of being disbarred! Turns out the school he got his lawyer's license from is a big ol scam and Lance took the bait like the lil' fishy he is. will our Astronaut Attorney have to just become an Astronaut now? Will he finally face the consequences of a lifetime of mistakes?…
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Season 2 Episode 4: A Star Studded Scam and a Sun Soaked Scuffle!
Lance is caught between a rock, and a hard case! Our astronaut Attorney needs to defend a meteorite in a real estate dispute concerning two individuals with ownership of the same star! Will Lance get out of this case without somebody dying for once? Can meteorites even pay lawyers if they don't...
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Season 2 Episode 3: Panic Inducing Paternal Pandemonium!
Lance is interviewed by the famous explorer Scrimbleyanna Jones. But this interview is going to give our Astronaut Attorney more than he bargained for! Will Lance's fabled romantic past come back to haunt him? How old is he, anyway? And is there a specific number of children he's had? Only one…
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Season 2 Episode 2: Horrific Head Hittin' Hammers!
Lance gets wrapped up in a dispute between an amusement park owner who specializes in rides that maim or kill willing customers, and an alien who was dissapointed with his non lethal visit to the park. Can our astronaut attorney defend a maniacal millionaire from a charge of false advertisement?...
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Season 2 Episode 1: A Cosmic Custody Conundrum!
Lance helps? settle a dispute between an alien parasite shaped like the number 7 and a beautiful tough boy who's torso is shaped liek a hockey puck. Who deserves custody of the many parasite babies implanted into puck-boy's torso? Only one lawyer can get to the bottom of this case. And it's…
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Episode 10: A Frightening Family-Filled Finale!
Lance meets the "ghosts of Vibrattos past present, and future" that's right folks, we're pulling a christmas carol for our Season one Finale episode! Can our hero reckon with the many, many, many people that he's let down over the course of his life? Only one way to find out! See you next Season!...
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Episode 9: God Gets Grumpy!
Lance meets a guy who's life has been made purposefully terrible by the will of God. Lance now must win a lawsuit against the one and only creator of the universe. This is the most blasphemous episode so far. Aired on 12/19/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was…
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Episode 8: The Beatles, the Bad, and the Bankrupt!
Lance meets the Beatles, yeah - those ones! These four former best friends are feuding and our one and only Astronaut Attorney is responsible for sorting things out! Peace and love, man... Aired on 12/12/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio engineered…
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Episode 7: Mind Melding Mayhem amongst the Mantis-Men!
Lance meets the king of the mantis-men, and it sure looks like he murdered a union organizer. Can our hero save his defendant from being found guilty for a crime they're almost certainly guilty of?? Aired on 12/5/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio...
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Episode 6: Hot Dogs and Heinous Hijinks!
Lance meets hotdog people, discovers the horrors of cannibalism, asks too many questions and gets to meet a God-like being that loves grilling. Aired on 11/28/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton The performers on this...
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Episode 5: Bodacious Bounty Hunters, and a Big Ol' Clam!
Lance gets caught in between a bounty hunter and another bounty hunter! They rhyme alot, Lance says some pretty heinous stuff about a clam. It's a "can't miss" episode for sure. Aired on 11/21/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio engineered by Garrett...
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Episode 4: A Sensational Suit against a Space-Whale!
Lance gets swallowed by a space-whale who needs a lawyer. Can he win a case for his colossal captor while the court hearing is inside his defendant's stomach??? Time whale tell. (Time will tell) Aired on 11/14/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio...
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Episode 3: A Diabolical Defendant, and a Dastardly Detonation!
Lance has to defend an intergalactic warlord who just blew up more than a few planets with a space laser. Can our hero get this villain out of this picklish predicament? Is it morally right for him to even try? He's a lawyer! Morals have no power over him! Aired on 11/07/21 at KZSM.org Lance...
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Episode 2: Monkey Man Madness and a Mechanical Menace!
Lance meets Robo-Lawyer, and has to defend himself in a case that is downright bananas! Can our hero prove himself to be innocent AND stop the threat of automation stealing his job? Aired on 10/31/21 (Halloween) at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was also audio...
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Episode 1: Slime in the Second Degree!
This is the first episode of our show! Aired on 10/24/21 at KZSM.org Lance Vibratto is created by Garrett Buss The show was audio engineered by Jordan Pilkenton The performers on this broadcast were: Garrett Buss Jordan Pilkenton and Sam McCarthy Check out more cool radio shows either on KZSM.org...
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An Improv Comedy Radio Show about a Lawyer thrust into court cases through out Time and Space!
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