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Land Your Man

by Carla Nell

Land Your Man Podcast is hosted by Carla Nell with a weekly guest that reviews and decodes the advice of dating experts.

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Episodes

  1. S2E13 - S2:E13 I WANT TRAIL MIX AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR IT W/ SAM GINN

    Episode Notes S2:E13 I WANT TRAIL MIX AND I'M NOT APOLOGIZING FOR IT W/ SAM GINN LYM REVIEW OF UNTAMED BY GLENNON DOYLE In this series finale I sit down and chat with my good friend Sam Ginn about life and love and trail mix. We review Untamed by Glennon Doyle and we grapple with the logistics of...

  2. S2E12 - S2: BONUS LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONA w/ JERRY BURKE

    Episode Notes S2: BONUS LOVE IN THE TIME OF CORONA WITH JERRY BURKE In this bonus episode of Land Your Man I sit down with Quantum Transformation Coach Jerry Burke and we discuss all of the ins and outs of the current pandemic. We cover safety tips, battling loneliness, self-care tips and of…

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  3. S2E11 - S2:E11 GUEST ASHLEY BRINGS WINE TO DISCUSS PHEROMONES ONLINE DATING DON’TS AND MAN PLEASURE

    Episode Notes S2:E11 GUEST ASHLEY BRINGS WINE TO DISCUSS PHEROMONES ONLINE DATING DON’TS AND MAN PLEASURE: LYM REVIEW OF PASSIONISTA: THE EMPOWERED WOMAN’S GUIDE TO PLEASURING A MAN BY IAN KERNER PH.D. In this week’s episode nabe and friend Ashley joins Land Your Man to discuss "Passionista: The...

  4. S2E10 - S2:E10 GUEST BECKY DISCUSSES SENSUALITY AND WE AVOID THE WORD MOIST

    Episode Notes S2:E10 GUEST BECKY DISCUSSES SENSUALITY AND WE AVOID THE WORD MOIST: LYM REVIEW OF THE SENSUOUS WOMAN BY J In this week’s episode of Land Your Man we review the book that encourages women to be bad girls in the bedroom but we remove the word bad from the lexicon and replace it with...

  5. S2E9 - S2:E9 GUEST ALEIA TELLS US HOW SHE LANDED HER MAN AND WE WAX POETIC ABOUT LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE WE ARE OKAY EXACTLY AS WE ARE

    Episode Notes S2:E9 GUEST ALEIA TELLS US HOW SHE LANDED HER MAN AND WE WAX POETIC ABOUT LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE WE ARE OKAY EXACTLY AS WE ARE LYM REVIEW OF COME AS YOU ARE: THE SURPRISING NEW SCIENCE THAT WILL TRANSFORM YOUR SEX LIFE BY EMILY NAGOSKI PH.D. My dear college friend (she’s really…

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  6. S2E8 - S2:E8 GUEST LAURA EXPLAINS THE VISUAL METAPHOR OF THE SAD BANANA

    Episode Notes S2:E8 GUEST LAURA EXPLAINS THE VISUAL METAPHOR OF THE SAD BANANA LYM REVIEW OF SHE COMES FIRST: THE THINKING MAN’S GUIDE TO PLEASURING A WOMAN BY IAN KERNER PhD. This week I am joined by Laura Kaplan on the podcast. Laura is a fan who is also an actress, a newscaster, a Mom and all...

  7. S2E7 - S2:E7 NEW NARRATIVES ARE HARD WITH NATHAN YOUNG

    Episode Notes S2:E7 NEW NARRATIVES ARE HARD WITH NATHAN YOUNG Nathan Young joins Land Your Man Podcast this week to talk about the books that helped him couple, toxic masculinity and what he is doing about it by grappling with new narratives. Carla asks Nathan to speak for all men in the latest...

  8. S2E6 - S2:E6 QUANTUM COACH JERRY BURKE BRINGS DIPPING SAUCE FOR OUR NUGGETS

    Episode Notes S2:E6 QUANTUM COACH JERRY BURKE BRINGS DIPPING SAUCE FOR OUR NUGGETS Jerry Burke joins host Carla Nell this week to talk about the work he does with relationships and we discuss some of his favorite books. As a quantum transformation life and relationship coach Jerry offers some...

  9. S2E5 - S2:E5 CARLA IS IN DR. JENN’S DEN TRYING TO BE MINDFUL INSTEAD OF MAD

    Episode Notes This week your host Carla sits down with Dr. Jennifer Gunsaullus to talk about her new book From Madness to Mindfulness: Reinventing Sex for Women (Book Publication Date: August 13, 2019 - Cleis Press). In this episode Carla asks the actual author all the questions she has about her...

  10. S2E4 - S2:E4 – FACE SITTING, FOOD COURT EPIPHANIES AND BANG ON!

    Episode Notes S2:E4 – FACE SITTING, FOOD COURT EPIPHANIES AND BANG ON!: CARLA AND DELIA DISCUSS THE ETHICAL SLUT The girls herald in the New Year by touching base on their dating exploits. Carla’s dating exploits take her to God’s Country and matches all of Texas on the app Bumble. Delia decides...

  11. S2E3 - S2:E3 – FLATTERY OR FELONY, BIDET TRIPPIN’ AND FACE SITTIN’

    Episode Notes S2:E3 – FLATTERY OR FELONY, BIDET TRIPPIN’ AND FACE SITTIN’: CARLA AND DELIA DISCUSS MEN LOVE & SEX, A COMPLETE USERS GUIDE FOR WOMEN “I love having sex with guys. It’s great.” - Delia And thus kicks off another wonderful episode of Land Your Man! Episode three begins with talk of a...

  12. S2E2 - S2:E – GOOGLE SEARCHES, SANTA BUTT PLUGS AND FESTIVE FUCKERY

    Episode Notes A stirring rendition of silver bells kicks off our hosts first ever Christmas Spectacular! The girls are festive as fuck with poinsettia wreaths and tiny gift boxes on their heads. After Carla is called out for denying basic rights like food and water and red wine, Delia discusses…

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  13. S2E1 - S2:E1 – SOULMATES ON TINDER, SLUT BONOBOS AND THE ORANGES OF SEX

    Episode Notes You guys… is this thing on? Testing 1, 2… testing… Welcome one and all to season two, a season dedicated to S-E-X. SEX! After a longer than planned hiatus due to computer crashes and adult asthma Carla and Delia are back! Delia is back on tinder and looking to find “the one” (this...

  14. S1:E14 – MANSPLAINING, KNEE TOUCHING, PIZZA AND BONER CITY

    Episode Notes S1:E14 – MANSPLAINING, KNEE TOUCHING, PIZZA AND BONER CITY: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – THE 5 LOVE LANGUAGES In the season finale, your hosts Carla and Delia wax poetical about a season of ups and downs and sideways and diagonal ways. Delia chats about her homes away from home and how...

  15. S1: BONUS EPISODE! – : CARLA AND DELIA INTERVIEW LISA CONCEPCION OF LOVE QUEST COACHING

    Episode Notes S1: BONUS EPISODE! – : CARLA AND DELIA INTERVIEW LISA CONCEPCION OF LOVE QUEST COACHING Join Carla and Delia in welcoming their first guest ever to the program, Lisa Concepcion of Miami-based Love Quest Coaching! The ladies talk about love, moving forward, raising your vibe, the...

  16. S1:E13 – SEX BOATS, EYE CONTACT AND PHASE 3 NEGOTIATIONS

    Episode S1:E13 – SEX BOATS, EYE CONTACT AND PHASE 3 NEGOTIATIONS : CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – GETTING TO “I DO” In their second to last episode of the season, your hosts Carla and Delia go full confession on sucking at tech and sitting in pools of their own sweat. However being the ladies they are,...

  17. CIRCUS COCK, THE TOOL BOX AND ASKING YOURSELF, “ARE YOU READY?”

    Episode Notes S1:12 – CIRCUS COCK, THE TOOL BOX AND ASKING YOURSELF, “ARE YOU READY?” : CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – CALLING IN THE ONE As they near the end of their season, your hosts Carla and Delia begin by making a confession about the shit show that ensued recording on a Monday. Deciding that…

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  18. GIVING THE COOKIE AND GETTING THE COOKIE

    Episode Notes S1:E11 – GIVING THE COOKIE AND GETTING THE COOKIE: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – ACT LIKE A LADY THINK LIKE A MAN Make a wish, your hosts Carla and Delia are back this week, battling the heat and sitting in puddLes of their own sweat. Delia shares her moving adventures and misadventures...

  19. S1:E10 – DOING DIRTY, DRAMA BITCH WEDNESDAYS AND BEING A FUCKING PRIZE

    Episode Notes S1:E10 – DOING DIRTY, DRAMA BITCH WEDNESDAYS AND BEING A FUCKING PRIZE: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – NEVER CHASE MEN AGAIN We in double digits y’all! Carla is in Las Vegas for a real estate conference (not a euphemism) and the ladies are sweating balls in Remus’s studio and peep his...

  20. S1:E9 – PENIS AS LASSO, BOOKS AS BOYFRIENDS AND BEING NAKED

    Episode NS1:E9 – PENIS AS LASSO, BOOKS AS BOYFRIENDS AND BEING NAKED: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – ALL THE RULES In this week’s episode, Delia opens channeling Judy Garland (Live at Carnegie Hall) and imbibing a teeny tiny ‘tini and Carla shares her super scientific survey on Facebook. The ladies...

  21. S1:E8 – GRACE, TACT, CONFORMITY, VAGINA LICKING AND CRAFTING THE ULTIMATE CRITICISM SANDWICH

    Episode Notes S1:E8 – GRACE, TACT, CONFORMITY, VAGINA LICKING AND CRAFTING THE ULTIMATE CRITICISM SANDWICH: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – MAKE HIM BEG FOR YOUR ATTENTION After a brief hiatus your hosts Carla and Delia discuss the weeks away from the microphone: Delia took a family vacation to the…

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  22. S1:E7 – LAME EXCUSES, BLUNTNESS AND COLORING RED FLAGS

    Episode Notes This week your illustrious hosts Carla and Delia kick off the episode by discussing career transitions (Congrats Carla! And if anyone needs to buy or sell some property, holler at your girl!) and Delia who is googly eyed about this week’s book (and the ENTIRE freaking title), “He’s...

  23. BISCUITS, BLOWIES, FUCK BUDDIES AND MANIPULATION

    Episode Notes S1:E6 – BISCUITS, BLOWIES, FUCK BUDDIES AND MANIPULATION: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – THE POWER OF THE PUSSY And a 5, 6, 7, 8… jazz hands your hosts Carla and Delia stop just short of full blown choreo and talk about Fosse and Verdon and their dysfunctional, fucked up relationship but...

  24. S1:E5 – AND THE BITCHES HAVE IT

    Episode Notes S1:E5 – AND THE BITCHES HAVE IT: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – WHY MEN LOVE BITCHES The ladies are back! Carla and Delia discuss Delia’s dating tally (she’s up to 5ish) and considering purchasing jock jams to get pumped for dating! Carla discusses a gentleman caller whom she’s been...

  25. S1:E4 – BE THE LIGHT (EVEN IF IT’S A GLOW STICK)

    Episode Notes S1:E4 – BE THE LIGHT (EVEN IF IT’S A GLOW STICK): CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – THE TAO OF DATING Namaste. Your hosts the non-delicate daisies, Carla and Delia chop it up about the past week: Delia dives into her second date with breakfast guy, highlighting the point where things crashed...

  26. S1:E3 – RADIO SILENCE ALWAYS WORKS

    *EPISODE NOTES S1:E3 – RADIO SILENCE ALWAYS WORKS: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – IGNORE THE GUY, GET THE GUY In this episode, your hosts Carla and Delia discuss the week in review: Mother’s Day, taking a 14 incher (pizza you guys), and if there still is such a thing as the MTV Spring Break House or…

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  27. S1:E2 – WE ARE SPARTANS! OR BASIC BITCHES WITH THE RIGHT WEAPONRY

    Episode Notes S1:E2 – WE ARE SPARTANS! OR BASIC BITCHES WITH THE RIGHT WEAPONRY: CARLA AND DELIA REVIEW – MEN DON’T LOVE WOMEN LIKE YOU In their sophomore episode, your hosts Carla and Delia discuss the week in review: dating edition and how registering on Hinge has fared thus far. Then jumping...

  28. S1:E1 SHEEPS AND GOATS AND STUFF LIKE THAT CARLA AND DELIA DISCUSS THE CURIOUS HISTORY OF DATING

    S1:E1 – SHEEP AND GOATS AND STUFF LIKE THAT: CARLA AND DELIA DISCUSS THE CURIOUS HISTORY OF DATING. In the first episode, your hosts Carla and Delia discuss how we even got to modern day dating. They kick off this party with the book: “Curious History of Dating: From Jane Austen to Tinder”. Carla...

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Land Your Man Podcast is hosted by Carla Nell with a weekly guest that reviews and decodes the advice of dating experts.

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