Lap Bar Lessons Podcast

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Lap Bar Lessons Podcast

Lap Bar Lessons delivers an unfiltered, highly casual, and family-friendly take on theme park culture, trading polished reviews for the chaotic, hilarious energy of a friends' group chat. The heart of our series relies on a hilarious dynamic driven by its two distinct hosts. Joshua Sahm & Ace LeGrand. We have a unique energy with sharp, biting edge that simultaneously keeps a strictly clean rating. Whether it’s mocking entitled park-goers or breaking down the real-world financial stress of vacation budgeting and corporate politics, Lap Bar Lessons proves a theme park show can be fiercely honest, deeply cynical, and incredibly funny without losing its family-friendly status! New episodes every Sunday!

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    Ep 2 - Why Did You Grab The Helicopter Like That? Sahm Sprains His Ankle First Day At Universal Studios Florida

    Send us Fan MailJosh’s First Universal Trip + Six Flags America Rides For Sale!?Ace is sick and disappointed in Sahm for not watching the Epic Universe documentary. We react live to Six Flags America rides hitting the resale market. Ragin’ Cajun, Harley Quinn Spinsanity & more. Then we dive deep into Sahm’s very first time at Universal Studios Florida. Why did we rope-drop Minions? How did Sahm feel about Rip Ride Rocket’s (rip) vertical lift? How much did Vin really have us covered on Fast & Furious Supercharged? Did Ace really sneak a second ride in on Mummy while Sahm ate? Why is E.T. one of the most goated dark rides? How insane was Diagon Alley actually? Find out all of this on today’s episode!We also had some fun side tangents about the 600ft+ giga coaster, Falcons Flight, Beverly Coca Cola horror stories, (if you know, you know), Sahm almost holding us up with a hurt ankle, and Ace utilizing his expertise to find the medical center.Parental Advisory: Lap Bar Lessons is a clean podcast with no explicit content. However, episodes may include mild suggestive references, discussions of drugs or alcohol in a theme park/travel context, and occasional mild language. These topics might not be appropriate for younger children. We recommend this show for any parent comfortable with PG-13 rated movies.Follow Us On Social Media!Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156X - https://x.com/LapBarLessonsInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessonsThreads - https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=enFollow Ace On Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/Follow Sahm On Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/joshuwazzam/Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.Hosted by Ace LeGrand & Joshua Sahm.Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.Distribution, Transcripts, and Marketing by Ace LeGrand / Roboshark Studios.

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    Ep 1 - Very Reliable Sources, Ghostbusters & Shrek Should Have Been Rides!

    Send us Fan MailHollywood Drift is Coming, and we're already arguing about what is next. Universal Studios Hollywood is finally getting an Intamin Coaster to replace Rip Ride Rocket, and the rumor mill is in overdrive. We breakdown the Hollywood Drift news, clown TIkTok leakers, and go full copium on what Orlando might get. Ghostbusters? Shrek? Godzilla vs Kong duel. Sahm tries to sell us on a new property in far far away land while Ace fights to defend the streets of New York.Then we go full history mode: the lost Futuristic World of Hannah Barbera ride that opened with the park, why it got replaced, and Sahm admitting he's never heard of Huckleberry Hound. Flintstones piano, Scooby-Doo tears, and faulty futuristic treadmills. If you love theme park speculation, dead rides, and two idiots drifting off topic every couple of minutes, this one is for you!Parental Advisory: Lap Bar Lessons is a clean podcast with no explicit content. However, episodes may include mild suggestive references, discussions of drugs or alcohol in a theme park/travel context, and occasional mild language. These topics might not be appropriate for younger children. We recommend this show for any parent comfortable with PG-13 rated movies.Follow Us On Social Media!Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61574238105156X - https://x.com/LapBarLessonsInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/lapbarlessons/YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@LapBarLessonsThreads - https://www.threads.com/@lapbarlessons?hl=enFollow Ace On Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/ace_legrand/Follow Sahm On Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/joshuwazzam/Lap Bar Lessons is Produced by Roboshark Studios.Hosted by Ace LeGrand & Joshua Sahm.Engineered, Mixed, and Mastered by Ethan Santora.Distribution, Transcripts, and Marketing by Ace LeGrand / Roboshark Studios.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Lap Bar Lessons delivers an unfiltered, highly casual, and family-friendly take on theme park culture, trading polished reviews for the chaotic, hilarious energy of a friends' group chat. The heart of our series relies on a hilarious dynamic driven by its two distinct hosts. Joshua Sahm & Ace LeGrand. We have a unique energy with sharp, biting edge that simultaneously keeps a strictly clean rating. Whether it’s mocking entitled park-goers or breaking down the real-world financial stress of vacation budgeting and corporate politics, Lap Bar Lessons proves a theme park show can be fiercely honest, deeply cynical, and incredibly funny without losing its family-friendly status! New episodes every Sunday!

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