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Lasers & Losers
by Lasers & Losers
In Lasers & Losers, a sci-fi table top RPG, a galaxy suffering calls out for heroes, paragons of good virtue to bring light to the darkness of space. Anyway, it’s definitely not these four. Join this group of mercenaries as they journey across the galaxy likely leaving it in a worse state than they found it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Ep.17 - Red Wine Drunk
Hit me, hit me, hit me...bust! No they aren't playing cards, that's just the beating the party is taking inside this casino as the losers battle a genetically modified beasty which was presumably developed for capitalism....which is the true evil here. Anyway, are the group going to get out of...
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Ep.16 - Evil Residents
As we continue on this trip down memory lane, you have wonder how these Losers end up in these scenarios. Stuck inside the Golden Gush Casino, while hunting a deadly monster for a shady genetics company wasn't on anyone's bingo card this year. At least the group had the chance to do some...
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Ep.15 - Blast From The Past
Well well well, Balion's gone and done some damage... unfortunately its to himself so he's sitting this one out. Join our remaining three healthy heroes as they go on a trip down memory lane. What happened on Lambda, Dayron and Vexo's lost night in Sidero? This boys night out isn't as fun as you...
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Ep.14 - You're Burning Up The Quarter Mile
Bets! Bets! Place your bets! It's race day people and you better be ready as Red Lightning and Co take on blue typhoon and his entourage. Cheating, betting, shooting (and missing if you're Balion) there are no rules in a street race so our lot can't break them... but they'll probably try anyway....
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Ep.13 - Go Red Lightning
Racers! Are! You! Ready?! Well you'll have to wait because the universe's worst pit crew has work to do and espionage to commit before Red meets Blue in a race for the ages! Or is it a race that takes ages? I can never remember... anyway start your engines, but keep them in neutral for now as we...
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Ep.12 - Comfortably Dumb
Warning: This episode is highly flammable. Drug trades gone wrong and whiney racing rivals on the horizon... Why are they still doing jobs for Jacobs? It must be those piercing eyes and chiselled jaw... hard to resist, especially when you're Dayron. Seems our losery group have gotten themselves...
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Ep.11 - Smells Like Team Spirit
Well where do we go from here? We've learned a lot about each other haven't we? Some good, some bad, some horrifying.... clearly the only way to move forward after Mr Mauz' diabolical truth game is to go on a nice relaxing job for Jacobs the sexy space cowboy. Plain sailing surely.... This…
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Ep.10 - Anime Beach Episode Pt.2
Everything is going to plan! Everything is going wrong! Balion is a secret genius! One truth and two lies... I'm sure Mr Maus' version of this deadly game will be much harder than that. How will our ragtag losers get out of this one, and what will we learn about them all on the way? This podcast...
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Ep.10 - Anime Beach Episode Pt.1
Away day for the gang! We're off to Sidero, the famous vacation destination, to reclaim a NFT for her highness The Skunt Queen from a nefarious... mouse? Man? Maus? Lets find out. Just remember its all about the friends we make along the way and our group are great with new people as we've...
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Ep.9 - Is This The End?
Aegis protocol....? Why does Lambda look like that? Will it save our favourite losers? We better hope it does or our plucky group are done for. This is a lot of work just to raid some rich guy's office after saving a useless space hamster claiming to be a doctor, but our losers are greedy so…
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Ep.8 - See Ya Later Ray Romano
Losers stay assembled! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving... still. What could make a dangerous and unplanned rescue even more precarious? Well, how about Balion having a personal moment at exactly the wrong time! How will these losers get themselves out of this one? Surely Lambda wouldn't...
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Ep.7 - All Hail The Skunt Queen
Losers assemble! The ineffectual Dr Chutka requires saving, because of course he does.... but where might our merry band find him? Perhaps the sexy cowboy’s intel on a ‘Skunt Queen’ might be useful after all. Let’s find out whatever that is and do our best to save the galaxy’s most useless…
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Ep.6 - Lukewarm Pursuit
Our intrepid "heroes" have survived their encounter with the H.A.M.R. bots and escaped with the goods, no thanks to Balion's inability to aim or the evil machinations of a devious fish. Fleeing in a transport vehicle, this will surely be an incident-free flight back to Jacobs, the sexy space...
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Ep.5 - Suspicious Fish
Our losers find themselves carrying out their mission for the devilishly handsome crimson moon representative. How will they make their way through security, and more importantly, how do they plan on getting out alive with the cargo? One thing's for sure: it smells awful fishy round here... This...
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Ep.4 - Two Pints of IPA & a Pack of Jelly Beans
Our loveable losers find themselves mysteriously transported out of the Zu'rai structure... but where are they now? Recent developments call for more protection and a trip to the black market, but questions remain. Will Lambda be able to master himself? And what more could this devilishly…
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Ep.3 - Urine for a Treat
The Losers traverse the mines with the elusive Dr Chutka, in search of a mysterious ancient vault. Full to the brim with wonder, curiosity and hopefully... good loot. Along the way Vexo gets an ace in the hole, Dayron finds a vibrating stick, Lambda hides and Balion tells his foes where to shove...
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Ep.2 - 3 Deaths and a HR Violation
Our group of losers with lasers make their way to Dr Chutka. Will they be able to find this yellow mystery and where will he take them? Meanwhile, Dayron's secret mission from the Crimson Moon weighs heavy on his mind. Lambda remains a confusing mystery. Vexo still dreams of a return to his glory...
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Ep.1 - A Sad Space Elephant
Four strangers. A sad elephant. Space. How do all these things fit together? Find out, as these four losers take a job from infamous headhunter Big D. Smooth Sailing right? Wait...is that a sexy space cowboy? This podcast contains fictional depictions that may include strong language, sexual...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
In Lasers & Losers, a sci-fi table top RPG, a galaxy suffering calls out for heroes, paragons of good virtue to bring light to the darkness of space. Anyway, it’s definitely not these four. Join this group of mercenaries as they journey across the galaxy likely leaving it in a worse state than they found it.
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In Lasers & Losers, a sci-fi table top RPG, a galaxy suffering calls out for heroes, paragons of good virtue to bring light to the darkness of space. Anyway, it’s definitely not these four. Join this group of mercenaries as they journey across the galaxy likely leaving it in a worse state than they...
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