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Late Bloomer with Tom and Gene

by Tom and Gene

Social and dating advice from two millennial's who are actually going out and doing it! No more bullsh*t and vague advice that you can't apply that day, no more "just be yourself" kind of advice. Its time to finally grow! From people who didn't have the looks, skills, and insights until much later than their peers, Tom and Gene will give you some great advice such as how to surround yourself with people that you want to be around, the exact steps needed to go up to that stranger at the bar, no matter your preference, how to text them, then take them out on a great date! We'll also give you some decent insight such as having an engaging online dating profile that we have tested many times, and hopefully some funny stories that will make you smile and inspire you to go out and change your life. We will be interviewing experts in their field including social media influencers, nutritionists, bar and club owners, and many more! All this from a couple of late bloomers.

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Episodes

  1. The New Influencer Cryptocurrency EP 44.

    We are back from our break. This week Tom and Gene discuss the crazy cryptocurrency market, how you can get started in it, and how to not fall for bullsh*t or mlm coins. Also, Gene announces his brilliant new cryptocurrency specifically targeted for influencers and their audience. Send us your...

  2. How To Throw The PERFECT Party EP 43.

    From getting bullied and never feeling like he fit in, to having his own fully functional strip club in his college dorm, to hanging out with top artists in the world Ashwin Jacob has really done it all. He breaks down how he got into entertainment, how to throw some crazy parties, and celebrity...

  3. Top Bedroom Tips and Secrets From A Pornstar! Ft. Jessica Annelle EP 42.

    Ladies, Fellas, however you identify, we have Jessica Annelle, the mattress actress, telling you EXACTLY what to do to pleasure your partner. Not only that, she talks about how she got her first brazzers shoot, teaching her daughter about the highs and lows of social media, and of course bedroom...

  4. The Amazing Lucas Reveals ALL! EP 41.

    Oh my goodness! We got our second guest and its a fun one. We talk with the Amazing Lucas about his early youtube career, his youtube tips and tricks, dealing with hate, and of course his ideal women and dating advice. All this and so much more on this weeks episode! Lucas' Instagram:...

  5. Our Thoughts on Josh and Nessa! EP 40.

    We go back to the Tik Tok world. Gene updates Tom on SOME C.R.A.Z.Y. drama with Josh, Nessa, Jaden, and Mads. We give our advice on it and what we would do in the exact same situation! Send us your opinions and stories! Instagram: @tom_carlsonc Instagram: @genewpark You can find all our accounts...

  6. Help Tom Get Out Of His Dry Spell!! EP. 39

    Bars are coming back! Tom and Gene discuss over Gene's party this weekend and Tom. Is. Off. He is going through a dry spell and Gene has recently gotten out of one. In this episode, Tom and Gene discuss what makes people get into a dry spell and how to get out of one! Send us your opinions and...

  7. How To Be A F*ckboi With Maddie Munson EP. 38

    OUR FIRST GUEST! And its with THE CEO of Hobolux Clothing and the Host of the Fuckboy podcast, Maddie Munson! She tells us the difference of being a nice guy vs a fuckboy, what makes you a fuckboy, how to be a fuckboy, and so much more! Maddies Merch: https://www.hoboluxnyc.com/ Maddies podcast:...

  8. Could YOU ever date an Adult Film Star or Entertainer? What about OnlyFans? EP. 37

    Another weird thing happened to Tom at a gathering, he vibed well with a porn star and found he did NOT care at all. In this episode, Tom and Gene discuss the pros and cons to dating a girl in that industry as well as a more modernized version which is OnlyFans. We ask the big questions here.…

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  9. Eskimo Brothers EP. 36

    We got a SITUATION on our hands. We have two friends that both hooked up with the same girl and one caught feelings and the other didn't and the one that caught feelings is PISSED. What would you do in that situation? What about if your boy hooks up with your EX? We give our perspective on this…

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  10. Elon Musk vs DRAKE. What?! EP. 35

    On this episode Tom and Gene discuss whatever is in Gene's weird mind. This week, Gene was pondering if he would rather be Elon Musk or Drake. Wut. Make sure to send us your insights and questions to our ig or email! Send us your opinions and stories! Instagram: @tom_carlsonc Instagram…

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  11. Could you date someone famous? Kimye and Chris D'Elia Discussion. FIRST Q&A!! EP. 34

    On this episode Tom and Gene discuss the Kim and Kanye and the Chris D'elia situation. Could you ever date someone very famous? How long could YOU do it for? AND OUR FIRST Q&A. Make sure to send us your insights and questions to our ig or email. Send us your opinions and stories! Instagram:...

  12. Hot Girl vs Hot Guy?? What about the opposite? Who would YOU rather be? EP. 33

    On this episode Tom and Gene debate the question: Would you rather be a Hot Girl or a Hot Guy? There are of course pros and cons to both. What about the opposite question: An unattractive guy or girl? We really answer the big questions on this podcast! Send us your opinions and stories!…

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  13. Blondes vs Brunettes?! How to be SINGLE on Valentines Day? EP. 32

    On this episode Tom and Gene debate the age old question of Blondes vs Brunettes. Which do we prefer? Also, its a big weekend for us singles! How do you get a Valentines date? What about a Valentines Day party? We answer these questions and more on this weeks episode! Send us your opinions and...

  14. Restaurants are FINALLY BACK! Here's How To Get A Number FROM A Restaurant and More! EP. 31

    In this episode Tom and Gene glee with joy that RESTAURANTS ARE FINALLY BACK! Can you actually get someone's number FROM the Restaurant? What do you do when you bring the opposite sex TO the restaurant? AND THE DREADED BILL! Do you pay? Do you split? All that and more on this weeks episode! Send…

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  15. "Everyone's getting laid in Tulum and Miami..." EP. 30

    We don't recommend you travel during a pandemic...BUT let's be real, it's not gonna be stopping some of you party animals. Nor is it stopping these top party cities. So you might as well make the most of it by listening to our tips. In this episode, Tom and Gene tell you how to set yourself up…

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  16. SWAY BOYS on Steroids!? Also HOW TO Properly Hit On a Gym Babe EP. 29

    Welcome Back Late Bloomers! WE GET IT, no one wants to be THAT creep at the gym but the gym just has the most attractive people... In this episode, Tom and Gene do their best to guess which of the Sway Boys are on steroids AND show you the non creepy way to ask a girl from the gym out. Watch out...

  17. HOW TO GET A NEW YEAR'S KISS! HAPPY 2021 EP. 28

    HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE BLOOMERS! And yes, your 2020 was probably shit but let's at least start 2021 with a bang ;) In this episode, Tom and Gene talk about how to get a kiss when the ball drops and possibly have it lead to more! Take Notes! Send us your opinions and stories! Instagram…

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  18. Christmas Gifts! But even for a FWB?! EP. 27

    It's the MOST CONFUSING time of the year... Of course, you should give a Christmas gift to family members and close friends...but about the ones no one talks about...like your ex girlfriend?...Or your current friend with benefits? What should you buy them? Lingerie or a keychain? In this episode,...

  19. LOGAN PAUL is BOXING FLOYD MAYWEATHER?! & Bryce Hall Vs. Lil Yachty? EP. 26

    Yes you read that title right. Floyd Mayweather, the number one pound for pound boxer of all time, is fighting a Youtuber who collects Pokemon cards. In this episode, Tom and Gene break down how this happened and what their predictions are. The two hosts also talk about the recent drama between...

  20. Become a Social Butterfly during COVID EP. 25

    OHHHH GREATTTT...Another lockdown is on the way... Staying social, making friends, and dating are all very hard challenges we're all facing right now. In this episode, Tom and Gene tell you exactly what to do to maintain and make new relationships during this pandemic (use your own judgement by…

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  21. Destiny or Just End It? (Bryce Hall/Addison, Mike Majlak/Lana Rhoades, Josh Richards/Nessa) EP. 24

    Dear Bryce Hall and Addison Rae, Mike Majlak and Lana Rhoades, Josh Richards and Nessa, We get it. Being newly single and lonely isn't fun. But either stay together or move the hell on. Love, Tom and Gene. In this episode, the two hosts discuss why couples can't stay away from each other after...

  22. Here's How To Actually Get a PS5 EP. 23

    The wait is over. The PS5 is finally out... But you don't have the money to afford it? Don't worry yo sugar momma's got you covered! In this episode, Tom and Gene discuss where to go to meet these rich hot divorced moms, what to say, and how to get them to pay. So put your headphones in and…

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  23. Get CUFFED or Die Freezing! (How to get someone for CUFFING SEASON this winter) EP. 22

    Halloween is over and Christmas is almost here, which means it's time for everyone to start looking for that special someone to stay in and Netflix with under the fireplace. In this episode, Tom and Gene discuss if cuffing season only applies to areas with cold weather and teach the listeners how...

  24. COULD YOU DATE A TRUMP SUPPORTER? What about a Biden Supporter? EP. 21

    In this election week themed episode, Tom and Gene discuss how much they can take when talking to girl who has completely different values and morals than them. They also discuss, outside of politics and religion, how some relationships have different priorities which can lead to a break up! Send...

  25. STOP GETTING PLAYED! Here's How to Deal with a Cloutchaser and a GoldDigger! EP. 20

    Enough is enough, you worked hard for your clout and your money. Don't let any person just walk up and leech off that. In this episode, Tom and Gene will teach you how to identify these people as well as how to not get trapped! Send us your opinions and stories on Getting Played! Instagram:...

  26. NO ONE WANTS TO F@CK PENNYWISE. How to Do Halloween Right! EP. 19

    Stop being actually scary for Halloween! Its the final event before cuffing season starts, so make it count! In this episode Tom and Gene tell you what costumes you should be to get that girl! They also discuss how to throw the perfect Halloween party, find the Halloween party you want to be at,...

  27. THE SOCIAL DILEMMA & R U Addicted To Social Media? EP. 18

    Likes! Retweets. Story views! Comments. Are you addicted to social media? Does social media brain wash its users? Is it a must for a successful social life? How important is it for dating? In this episode, Tom and Gene open a conversation about their views on the VERY popular new documentary on...

  28. Sofia from Call Her Daddy is BACK! EP. 17

    The two most crazy, vulgar, unapologetic speakers in the podcast space are back, Call Her Daddy’s Alex Cooper and Sofia Franklyn. But this time Sofia has her own podcast called Sofia With An F. The Late Bloomer hosts talks about the drama of these two podcasters and who they side with. They also...

  29. Is Ellen Degeneres really a B*tch? NBA Stars Do Whatever it Takes! CANCEL THE FRIENDZONE! EP. 16

    In this episode, Tom and Gene discuss the latest news with Ellen Degeneres, NBA stars flying girls out to their "bubble," and how an NBA star got out of the friend zone and into the end zone! Tom and Gene also discuss specific ways that people get into the friend zone, how you know you are in it,...

  30. Travis Scott Burger Shortage? Cardi B Divorce? And Keys To A Happy Long Relationship! EP. 15

    In this episode, TMZ Tom and TMZ Gene sit down to talk everything happening this week in pop culture. The hosts take a deeper look into the Travis Scott Burger shortage at McDonalds, an Instagram meme page (Daquan) selling for millions of dollars, and the Cardi B and Offset divorce filing. While...

  31. Drunk nights, STD scares, and Poop stories EP. 14

    There's a good chance people are going to listen to this episode and judge our hosts forever...but YOLO. In this episode, Tom and Gene sit back and reminisce on the good ole' days when they used to go out and get drunk, a past time only known before the year of 2020. Tom talks about his bar CRAWL...

  32. THE PERFECT PICK UP LINE... EP. 13

    Starting a conversation with an attractive stranger is the one of the hardest things to do...luckily these two hosts are experts. Tom and Gene begin by talking about their recent experience running into three desperate guys at the grocery store drooling over a hot girl with fake tits. Should…

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  33. Be the Man/Woman On Your College Campus (Pt. 2 of 2) EP. 12

    College Series Part 2 of 2 Attention, College Students! School is FINALLY back in session! In this two part series, Tom and Gene tell you the Do's and Don'ts so that you can be the "coolest" person on campus. Where should I go to college? Should I join a fraternity? What's the best way to make...

  34. Be the Man/Woman On Your College Campus (Pt. 1 of 2) EP. 11

    College Series Part 1 of 2 Attention, College Students! School is FINALLY back in session! In this two part series, Tom and Gene tell you the Do's and Don'ts so that you can be the "coolest" person on campus. Where should I go to college? Should I join a fraternity? What's the best way to make...

  35. GUYS On INSTAGRAM...Stop trying so hard EP. 10

    Instagram F-boys that try way too hard to impress girls with their rented lambos and their AirBnb mansions deserve to be roasted. In this episode, Gene and Tom do exactly that and tell you what girls ACTUALLY want to see on your profiles. So ditch your shirtless mirror photos and take notes! Send...

  36. Stop getting GHOSTED and FLAKED ON, ya loser EP. 9

    Is it something you said or did? Were you being weird? Did they stop liking you after that first date? WTF! In this Episode, Gene and Tom tell some of their most embarrassing stories of when they got ghosted and flaked on by someone they were interested in. They also share their best secrets on…

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  37. Partying but NOT Drinking!?! YES, it's possible EP. 8

    Is it even possible to enjoy parties and events while not having a drop of alcohol? How do you even get the patience to be around drunk people when you are the only sober one? In this episode, Tom and Gene discuss how you can exactly do this, the extreme benefits of drinking when out, and much more!

  38. NEW FRIENDS, Who Dis? EP. 7

    Tom and Gene talk about the exact strategy they have done on how to meet new people when you know NO ONE, how to meet people through that person, and so much more!

  39. MONEY? HEALTH? SOCIAL LIFE? CAN'T HAVE IT ALL...OR CAN YOU? Also WTH is TIKTOK? EP. 6

    Tom and Gene talk about saying that has been on Genes mind recently and trying to balance life at 27! We take a 180 and Gene explains to Tom what Tik Tok is, how you make money, and why is the dancing so popular?

  40. Do Guys like a Fake A$$? EP. 5

    Due to the recent closure of all plastic surgery clinics in Beverly Hills, Tom and Gene discuss some philosophy and a male's perspective on surgery. Do we like fake boobs? Perhaps. Do we like the whole pouty fake lip look? Unlikely. They discuss the pros and cons of men and women getting surgery…

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  41. What To Say For That First Message and How To Get That First Date! Online Dating Part 3 of 3 EP. 4

    You both swiped right, congrats! Now What? You are definitely not going to send a "Hey beautiful" or any unsolicited dick pics right? Please Don't. We are going to teach you exactly what to say for that first message. Then, after a little back and forth, we will teach you exactly how to get him…

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  42. Are Your Pictures Worthy Of A Right Swipe? Online Dating Part 2 of 3 EP. 3

    Enough group pictures for ALL OF THEM! Don't make people guess which one you are. In this episode of part 2 of our online dating series, Tom and Gene will start by helping out the ladies from a male perspective. They will give you the best advice from a males perspective for your tinder pictures....

  43. The Best Dating Apps and How to Make a Great First Impression! Online Dating Part 1 of 3 EP. 2

    No more shirtless selfies, no more cheesy pictures with women you are clearly not friends with, and no more group pictures where we don't even know which one you are! In the first part of the online dating series, Tom and Gene will talk about the best dating apps, what makes a solid Tinder and...

  44. Welcome! Let's Learn The Science of Men's Fashion EP. 1

    Stop wearing baggy clothes and having a hairstyle that does not even fit your face shape! Believe it or not, there is an actual science to fashion and a system that you can follow to always dress better than most men. Also, you would be shocked, it really doesn't take much to dress better than…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Social and dating advice from two millennial's who are actually going out and doing it! No more bullsh*t and vague advice that you can't apply that day, no more "just be yourself" kind of advice. Its time to finally grow! From people who didn't have the looks, skills, and insights until much later than their peers, Tom and Gene will give you some great advice such as how to surround yourself with people that you want to be around, the exact steps needed to go up to that stranger at the bar, no matter your preference, how to text them, then take them out on a great date! We'll also give you some decent insight such as having an engaging online dating profile that we have tested many times, and hopefully some funny stories that will make you smile and inspire you to go out and change your life. We will be interviewing experts in their field including social media influencers, nutritionists, bar and club owners, and many more! All this from a couple of late bloomers.

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Social and dating advice from two millennial's who are actually going out and doing it! No more bullsh*t and vague advice that you can't apply that day, no more "just be yourself" kind of advice. Its time to finally grow! From people who didn't have the looks, skills, and insights until much later...

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