Law and Order: Special Viewing Unit

(00:00:00) The Million Dollar Pitch Show (00:15:11) Episode Review You are a regular guyyou can enter a spaceyou are a regular guyyou can enter a roomyou are a regular guyyou can do that transactionyou are a regular guyyou know how to answer the phoneyou are a regular guyyou know what sleep isyou are a regular guyyou know how to wake upyou are a regular guyyou know how to move through spaceyou are a regular guyyou know what it means to be youFollow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Good Good Golf (00:25:50) Episode Review Matt and Aviv tackle season 19 episode 22, Mama. Is this a case of a 50 year old rape? Or something simpler like a guy who just wants to sleep with his mom? Sometimes you just have to ask yourself "why are there flowers?"Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Fuck AIFollow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) VCRs and Sour Beer (00:14:45) Episode Review Matt got a VCR. Aviv got a VCR. Who wants tapes?Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Matt and Aviv discuss poetry, candy, Balto, and reddit.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Step On My Neck, Elizabeth Debicki (00:25:01) Episode Review Matt and Aviv crack open The Book of Esther and ask the question: What are we doing here, guys? Rollins suddenly has religious trauma, and deals with it by shooting an abused woman. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Spider-man and The Devil's Mouth (00:37:42) Episode Review More like "suck cost falacy". Matt and Aviv trade recommends, and Aviv does a witch voice.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Guess What Time It Is (00:17:49) Episode Review Aviv fell. Matt learned a thing or two about the classics. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Aviv is uncharacteristically sassy with some people playing in his sandbox. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Meal or No Meal (00:28:09) Episode Review Aviv teaches screenwriting. Matt invents a new torture game. And don't even ask about Haley and James...Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Matt has some harsh words for the people at IMAX. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Cracker or Wacker (00:32:14) Episode Review Matt's never had felafel.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Donuts or Go Nuts (00:25:37) Episode Review Carisi's neice cries rape... or does she? He covers it up... or does he? And Matt finally watches Project Hail Mary... or does he?Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

A spoiler-filled review for Supergirl, and Armie Hammer might be a cannibal and a racist!?Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Hooters (00:25:41) Episode Review Aviv takes his mom to Hooters. Matt cuts his beard and loses his power over the elderly. And the boys recap s19e14 of SVU: Chasing Demons. Could Cassidy be any dumber? Could Olivia be any more corrupt. Find out today. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) The All New Snack or Wack (00:22:35) Episode Review Matt and Aviv discuss Barba's departure (and baby murder?) in Season 19 Episode 13: The Undiscovered Country. Also: a new version of Snack or Wack has hit the world trade center.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Aviv has a lot of recommendations, including maybe The Backroom. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Go Knicks (00:14:19) Episode Review Matt and Aviv are both card-carrying members of Antifa.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Matt and Aviv dig down on the World Cup (of American Food) and the origin of some catch phrases. Also, Seattle Mariners trivia.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Sourdough Starter (00:21:35) Episode Review Come for news on Matt's sourdough starter, stay for a late-in-the-episode Aviv trauma dump as the boys discuss season 19 episode 11 flight risk. Why is everyone so sure Tara's a terrorist? And where have we seen those sexy airline ads before? Find out this week!Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Matt's Beard (00:24:58) Episode Review Aviv is finally done playing in the House of Feelings. He's now switched over to the House of Games... And Matt wonders why old people talk to him. Is it the beard? He thinks it's the beard. Strap in everybody, this week Matt and Aviv tackle the ripped-from-the-headlines case of Mariel and her mother Dawn which is definitely not a retelling of the Gypsy Rose Blanchard story. It only gets worse from here. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Matt's Beard (00:25:19) Episode Review After a week off Matt and Aviv finally get to the bottom of who took Noah! You won't believe the answer. Also Matt got a piece of his leg removed and Aviv saw Obsession. We'll let you guess who had the better time. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Best Selling Phenomenon (00:21:50) Episode Review Cookie watch 2026 continues, and Matt finally catches up with Send Help. No one sends us help though as we sit through Season 19 episode 8, Intent. A repeat, a ripped from the headlines, a kidnapping, and Rollins gives a guy cancer by having sex with him, all in one episode!Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Cookies (00:21:07) Episode Review What happened? Something! Aviv is mad at the lack of cookies. Matt is mad at his favorite parasocial celebrity relationship. And they're both mad at Season 19 Episode 7: Something Happened. A bottle episode that doesn't quite keep the cork on things. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Matt's Trip to New Orleans (00:16:58) Episode Review Lordy, lordy, Matt is 40. His first time in New Orleans was nearly a disaster and Aviv goes to a drag king show all while we view and review SVU season 19 episode 6, Unintended Consequences.It seems like some of these consequences were intended.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

A good old mail bag episode. The guys compare Muppets, and Matt learns about the movie Tiptoes (again). Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Matt's Birthday! (00:27:26) Episode Review A long list of podcasts we don't like. Also a complete retread of an episode from season 10. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Breaking Containment (00:27:25) Episode Review Matt learns what Looksmaxxing is and who does it (losers) and Aviv breaks containment. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Mailbag (00:22:01) Episode Review Your punishment in hell is the opposite of your sin on earth, so Matt and Aviv have designed their own hell having to watch this and every episode. Plus a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo from Brooke Shields.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Aviv has a hole in his eye. Matt made some gnocchi. Lianne got bit by a dog. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) No Project Hail Mary Spoilers (00:24:43) Episode Review To honor Matt, there are no spoilers for Project Hail Mary in this episode. But their may be spoilers for the 1979 sports classic "The Fish that Saved Pittsburgh". We also discuss season 19 episode 2 of SVU: Mood. Why is it called Mood? You'll just have to listen to find out. Just kidding, we also don't know. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Matt's Fake Apartment (00:23:20) Episode Review Season 19 is off to a dumb start! Olivia forgets that she saved Noah from a speeding taxi, and Finn creates and international incident by kidnapping someone from Cuba, and that's just in the first five minutes. Also, Matt may have lucked into a fake apartment. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) The Post Office Can Eat Shit (00:24:32) Episode Review We limp to the end of season 18 with our most slur-filled episode in years. (And that's just Matt!) Stevie, Mitch and Starla spare no one in their hate, which leads us to wonder why Hector was hanigng out with them in the first place, and Aviv discovers a bad post office. Happy listening!Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Matt and Aviv return with the first part of the season 18 finale. S18E20, American Dream. More like American Nightmare, amirite? At least we're not throwing slurs around. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Matt and Aviv catch up after a month off. FInd out who shit on the floor of a hotel in Athens...Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

We're chock-full of recommends this week: Predator: Badlands, The Burbs, The Rip, Eternity, oh and Matt's moving again so we'll be off next week, but the guys do break down s18e19 of SVU: Conversion. Hoo boy this one is dumb, and it seems everyone knows it. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) A Succulent Chinese Meal (00:25:02) Episode Review Aviv explains memes to Matt, Matt catches up with two old super hero movies, and Aviv has some harsh words for Neil Diamond. Then the fellas catch up with season 18 episode 18 of SVU: Spellbound. They ask the tough questions: is hypnotism real? (no) and is this dumbest episode of SVU thusfar? (yes).Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Aviv teaches Matt about Bo Burnham and the boys do their Oscars predictions.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Heated Rivalry (00:25:36) Episode Review Is the real news fake, or is the fake news real? And WHY does this episode have a Ron and a Ronald in it? It's Season 18 Episode 17: Real Fake News, and it feels like opposite day in the squad.Also: Aviv and Matt are split on Heated Rivalry, and they're about to settle it the way things are settled on Heated Rivalry. Also, we have learned that there are two Peyton Lists....Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Sexy Bruce Vilanch (00:33:32) Episode Review Time to dig into s18e16, The Newsroom. For legal purposes, this episode has nothing to do with a disgraced and ousted Fox News boss. And there definitely wasn't a mediocre movie that followed. Detours include Sexy Bruce Vilanch, the Melania documentary (a couple times), girl's girls, and The Traitors. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Error 404: Podcast not found.Come with us to investigate yet another tech billionaire who spies on the public and will kill anyone who dares stand up to him. Matt and Aviv review season 18 episode 15 of SVU: Know It All, plus Aviv takes everyone to the bone temple. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Our explanataion for our missing episode last week, plus Aviv mistakes Julia Garner for Jennifer Garner, and we read your emails.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Recommends (00:30:42) Episode Review Matt judges Aviv more harshly for liking Marty Supreme than Avatar, and Aviv explains conformity gate to Matt. We've also got Season 18 Episode 14, Net Worth. How much would it take for you to keep quiet?Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Around the World in 8 Days (00:16:40) Episode Review Does a rapist pass rapist genes down to their progeny? Obviously not, but this episode wants us to wonder... maybe? Happy 2026 everyone. We're re-litigating concepts from season 1, and we get to hit the Olivia two-fer: "There's something wrong with Noah" and "I was the product of rape". The perfect episode to combat Aviv's jet lag. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

It's 2026 and the boys are back in town! They answer your emails, learn about the invisible guest theory, and try to fight against the scourge that is Billy Joel. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Hollywood Smile (00:23:37) Episode Review It's a Flurmsday miracle. The tirumphant return of Snack of Wack. Also Aviv has a Hollywood Smile (TM) and the boys tackle s18e12 of SVU, No Surrender. This is the most boring possible episode that also features a fight club. How many Edward Norton references can Matt and Aviv sneak in?Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Which Star Trek Movies Are Good? (00:26:41) Episode Review From the makers of Jurassic Parking Lot, we bring you A Very Die Hard Christmas!We've done 400 of these episodes, you'd think we'd have learned our lesson by now. Hockey sticks are an outside toy. Thanks to lackluster kid performances and a mother on Vallium, this episode is a snooze fest. But it's nice to have confirmation that Carisi was bullied as a child.Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

Aviv learns that you can download movies from Netflix. Matt learns who Olivia Nuzzi is. And through Season 18 Episode 10 of SVU we discover that there are some limits to a mother's love. But  how many of the neighborhood moms was Trey Franklin was banging?Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Mustards and Allies (00:27:37) Episode Review Today we learn of the glam rocker Quay Lewd and the drug of choice for famous rapists everywhere. The Lawrence Hendrix Sr is irresistible to the ladies, especially when he either pays them or drugs them, but does his grandson Eric follow in his footsteps? And what exactly happened with his mom?Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!

(00:00:00) Descent Into Dad-ness (00:27:20) Episode Review It's time. We've arrived. We're Chasing Theo. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. We finally say good riddence to Ed Tucker and discover whether Young Sheldon can just vanish into then air. Follow us on Bluesky and now Instagram!