Law Bite

It's a sad day when you look in the mirror and say, "I'm gonna sue you so hard..."

Everyone wants to know: how many scumbags can you fit into one scandal? 

One great thing about getting through a crisis... is waiting for the next one to happen.

We can't say how things are going right now, but bottom line is that we blame everyone but ourselves.

Too many chefs in the kitchen makes for the best cooking shows. Also the best government.

Caution: not all bears are fake. But some are.

Sometimes even Republicans have a moral rock bottom.

All aboard for another four years on the funwagon-deathride-bizarreathon. Should be a riot!

For all of you voters out there, the sky might just get bigger next time around.

Nice to be back! Here's one for the lawyers...and for the people who love [loathe] them. Thanks everyone for listening! 

If there's one thing dudes know how to do, it's to think about themselves. Again. Law Bite is going on a brief hiatus until October! Until then, tell your friends about the show, leave us a review, and have a great summer! We'll see you soon!

We're bringing back an old favorite... from the grave.

Sometimes, you just have do what has to be done... as you see it.

Not all airlines party alike. Especially in Australia.

This one is for all the 5-star dads out there (present company excluded).

If there's one thing that cops hate more than hippies, it's probably rats.

If you feel like you have been checking out online porn without anyone knowing about it, well, then... here's a short primer about how computers work.

Finally, all of our Florida Man dreams came true.

It'll soon be spring break, so go get a job! We're bringing this one back for the gainfully soon-to-be-unemployed...

Sometimes it's good to know that your elected representatives are really getting things done.

Yes, it's the episode where snakes go wherever they can fit.

This one goes out to all the lovers. Especially the unstable ones.

Grab yourself a brew, a six pack o' crillers, and sit back and listen to this episode.

Sometimes when you're deep in it, you gotta sue somebody.

Strange things are afoot, and we aim to get to the bottom of it. Maybe.

If you're gonna steal stuff, make sure it's on a discount, 'cause they probably didn't even want it anyway.

How much are your kids/ grandkids worth? Multiply the number of extra toilet paper rolls by your current number of bathrooms, divide by the number of juiceboxes, and then throw your calculator in the trash 'cause your kids are just gonna break it anyway.

We had so much fun in paradise last year, we thought we'd go back... to the Boom Boom Room.

Sometimes you just get a hankerin' for some finger food.

While you're eating yourself silly this Thanksgiving-- and loosening your belts-- spare a thought for the underserved billionaires.

You'll want to sit down for this one.

Both Georges agree: it's a not a lie... if you believe it.

In the US House of Representatives, it's a race to the finish-- may the one with the most feathers win!

This one is for all of those who believe in the First Amendment right to expression-- but also in shutting up once in a while.

No matter what you do, it's ok to express yourself. Unless you're a teacher.

If you thought things were weird now, well... they just got weirder.

We missed Kid Rock and MTG, two mental giants who are paving the way for progressive thinking. So we brought them back in this tearful reboot.

We might actually send you a bill for listening to this episode.

This year, tennis is more exciting than ever! (As long as you can be chill, bro).

Here's to all the small business owners out there-- especially the ones who go that extra mile for their employees.

One thing D-Bag Dads all have in common: they'll never stop doing stupid sh**. Happy Father's Day!

When it comes to trans/ queer nuns, the issue is simple: wait-- what was the question, again?

These days, even lawyers can use ChatGPT to do simple things--  like getting disbarred. 

Sometimes when you're drunk, and you're driving, you just need someone to pin it on. Like your best friend.

Sometimes people have to pay for what they say... and then the lawyers make money. Which is awesome.

Sometimes life is stinky, or gross. The law says: get over it.

Sometimes a beer can is so beautiful you just have to cry.

AI is now making it so that pretty much anyone can go where no scumbag has gone before.

It's wedding season! And we just got ordained...

Ol' Donny is back-- and so are the women who tolerated him.