Lazysloth's RPG Podcast
by Sloth
Lazysloth's RPG (formerly Vanguard) is a monthly actual play tabletop roleplaying podcast featuring a Sloth and his many friends. We've play a different system every campaign to keep things spicy. Our podcast is kept family friendly by a team of baby sloths that edit out the bad words. We post our episodes on the 15th every month. Tune in to the goofs!
Episodes
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Desperate Colonials - Session 24: Fool's Gold
Send us Fan Mail Captain Wei’s plan has at last come to fruition. The crew of the Pyrite El Dorado has the ashes of Ming, a means to enter the Celestial Temple, and a window of time where the Regent’s malevolent gaze is blinded. What can stop them now?
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Threshold of Pain - A Paranoid Crossover
Send us Fan Mail This month we're returning to Paranoia in a very special crossover between Lazy Sloth RPGs and Golden Squad. We'll prove once and for all that the best icebreaker between new friends is treachery and murder in Alpha Complex.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 23: Covert Weapons
Send us Fan Mail In this month's session the Pyrite finally returns to Shar; however, the tenuous alliance of its crew begins to show its cracks.Abound with ulterior motives, each member sets off on their own before their great ascent; to reunite, to reinforce, and to deliver a reckoning.
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Goblin With a Fat Ass - “Sloth hits a New Bottom”
Send us Fan Mail In this month’s session, Sloth tries (and mostly fails) to negotiate with three unruly and bodacious goblins in their quest to seek glory, love, landships, and dinner.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 22: Indecent Proposals
Send us Fan Mail We're doing something a little different this month. We're building player factions for the third and final act of the Desperate Colonial's story! The decisions our players make now will shape the future of the Ming system.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 21: Too Far to Quit Now.
Send us Fan Mail Lock in, suit up, it's montage time. The Pyrite's crew is coming for your ship. Killer robots be damned!
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Tales from Troubled Waters: the Legend of Gullencry and Kinsey
Send us Fan Mail Hello, fellow humans! This month, we take a departure from our regularly scheduled VI assassination programming to bring you a oneshot of Legends in the Mist! Follow Gullencry and Kinsey, two totally normal and mundane humans on a seafaring jaunt of grand proportions, featuring...
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Desperate Colonials-Session 20:Milk is irrelevant
Send us Fan Mail In this month’s session, the Desperate Colonials investigate the mysterious incident leading to the deaths of thousands aboard Ming’s Hope. However, something seeks to add them to the death toll the closer they get to the truth, threatened by the exchange in hands of the Hope’s...
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Desperate Colonials - Session 19: Ming’s Hope
Send us Fan Mail Finally tracking down the last known whereabouts of Ming, our desperate colonials prepare to board the vessel of the lost Emperor’s final resting place - the mysterious casket of an entire colony, lying in wait to be found again.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 18: The Last Place You Look
Send us Fan Mail The crew of the Pyrite Eldorado strategize on how they can save C-Dawg from permanent deletion, but something far more serious has escaped their notice, possibly dooming their entire journey.
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Desperate Colonials - Episode 17: The Bellow from Below
Send us Fan Mail In this month’s episode of Desperate Colonials, Sanatio and the Mystery Gang delve deeper into the wilderness to uncover the enigmatic last days of the alien jungle colony. However, something slumbering deep below may have their answer for them before they can ask. For those who...
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Desperate Colonials - Session 16: The Spores and You
Send us Fan Mail In this month’s episode, the crew of the Pyrite El Dorodo tie up loose ends on Ming 3 and venture forth into exotic and hostile jungle climes of Ming 7. Continuing on their search for the lost Emperor, will they finally find the object of their quest, or will the danger lurking…
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Desperate Colonials - Session 15: Psychic Heresy on Ming 3
Send us Fan Mail In this month’s episode, our Desperadoes are determined to liberate Ming 3 of Kali’s wrath. Will they prove to be the bane of the immortal storm goddess herself, or will the sky come crashing down on them?
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Desperate Colonials - Session 14: “When the Bough Breaks”
Send us Fan Mail The hideous faces behind the mask of paradise are revealed. Now our crew must make a choice - sacrificing the garden of innocents or bringing the world crashing down on their heads as the psionic of storm of Kali herself threatens Ming’s enclosure of Eden.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 13: Fashionably Late
Send us Fan Mail Our crew of Desperadoes lands on Ming 3 to find a desolate landscape of destruction and mystery. With their arrival stirs something sinister within the wreckages of the colony’s corpse as they search for the remains of Ming himself. However, despite their grim charge, they find...
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Desperate Colonials - Session 12: The Inimitable Crimson Earth
Send us Fan Mail Ready, set, GO! This month in the Shar system our friendly under dogs, Sonny and Adrien, race their way to victory. But before they can do that, they need to get their racing buggy ready! Will the ketchup race lines give the two the ability to pull off the win they always wanted?...
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Desperate Colonials - Episode 11: Planet Shaking Revelations
Send us Fan Mail In this month’s episode, the Desperados are at the mercy of the Council of Captains, awaiting the fate of their captain and their ambitious venture against the nefarious whims of Diamondtooth - while also learning a secret from an unlikely source. Golden Squad:...
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Desperate Colonials - Session 10: Sausage and Mind Games
Send us Fan Mail Ya like jazz? Diamond Tooth seizes her opportunity to oust Wei from the leadership of his pirate fleet. If his crew sway the other captains of the league to their cause, then their adventure will end with a short walk down the plank.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 9: Indifference of the Void
Send us Fan Mail In this month’s episode from hell, an unlikely group of our Desperados is formed to siphon some gas and discover a mystery within a blue nebula.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 8: Above and Beyond
Send us Fan Mail The Desperados finally scramble aboard their newly fixed free merchant ship to slip the surly bonds of Shar and touch the distorted blue of freedom.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 7: the Showdown in B*tchtown!
Send us Fan Mail The stage is set in the center of town for a showdown! In true western style, strap in because this episode is a long one - Patty and Sanatio were caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, now in line for their turn for an interrogation with a Magistrate of the Emperor. Can…
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Eldritch Escape: The Ascension of Michael Smith - Episode 2
Send us Fan Mail We're taking a break from Desperate Colonials this month, but don't panic, baby dolls! We got you covered. Part 2 of the Ascension of Michael Smith is here with twice as many goofs and pop culture refences as last time! Desperate Colonials will resume next month!
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Desperate Colonials - Session 6: The Train Job
Send us Fan Mail The heist is on! Jolene, Patty, Furin, and an oddjobber hired by Max take on the train while Sanatio schedules a rendevous at the SkyMall to negotiate with Cizek.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 5: Big Trouble in Little Jailhouse
Send us Fan Mail Here’s the scoop - the psychic twins, undaunted by dark visions of the future, wager their destiny on a boxing match. Maxwell and Patty reflect on the nature of fame while they chart a path for their partnership, and Jolene stumbles into Red Star’s secret plans while making plans...
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Desperate Colonials - Session 4: Repair Roulette (Presented by Acorn Cola)
Send us Fan Mail With their journey set and a galaxy of opportunities before them, our adventurers' optimistic drive to save the world soon collides with the steely walls of pragmatism. Space travel, as it turns out, is really expensive.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 3: The Desert of the False
Send us Fan Mail Two great perils lay in the way of our unlikely desperados: the desert of the mind, with its mirages and false shimmers; and the actual blistering desert, wild and unforgiving.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 2: The End of the Line
Send us Fan Mail To the West, at the end of the world, is a path where only dead men walk, greedily guarding their secrets from prying eyes. Will our players find salvation or damnation upon their arrival?
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Lazyslothrpg: The Great Big Nomventure
Send us Fan Mail This month we have a special Bony Minus run by our friend Kerby! The Great BIG Nomventure! A neurodivergent-accessible kids' RPG full of storytelling and adorable Nomnisaurs from the team that brought you Dungeons & Dinos. Kickstarter link:...
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Desperate Colonials - Session 1: The Great Tree
Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Shar, the jewel of its system - the arboreal home to our new cast of characters and the plights they endure. Angels fall while a new Emperor ascends, and the world order of the Great Tree is shaken.
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Eldritch Escape: The Ascension of Michael Smith - Episode 1
Send us Fan Mail In this month's episode, we take a brief interlude from our regularly scheduled programming (due to scheduling conflicts) to begin the ascension of Michael Smith.
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Desperate Colonials - Session 0: The Zeroest Session of Them All
Send us Fan Mail Our new campaign has begun at last! The month, Sloth gives an intro to the setting and house rules for our new campaign while walking our players through character creation. Session 1 of Desperate Colonials will publish in July. We would also like our audience to know that we got...
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Lazysloth's RPG: Monster of the Week Boney minis- Rocky Mountain Horror
Send us Fan Mail In a first for the podcast, this month, Shira steps in as the GM, and Sloth steps out as a player in a session of Monster of the Week! In the city of Butte, Montana, four strange members of a local police outfit investigate an even stranger disappearance in the quiet mountain…
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Lazysloth's RPG: Paranoia boney minis - Friend Computer is omnipibus!
Send us Fan Mail Riding off the wave of bittersweet storytelling, this month, the Lazysloth pardcast brings you delusion, chaos, happiness pills, and most of all, Paranoia! Accept Friend Computer into your heart ̶o̶r̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ and embark on an important mission to raise morale with our...
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Lazysloth's RPG: The Vanguard Session 45- Paradigm Shift
Send us Fan Mail The Vanquishers unite Major City against Paradigm and work to solve a mystery that began when they entered the very first time entered the Vanguard tower. Can our heroes overcome a man who has never know defeat or will they end up just another pile of dust in this final session…
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Lazysloth's RPG: The Vanguard Session 44- 3 out of 4 aint bad
Send us Fan Mail In this month's episode, the world's greatest threats begin to converge (and the inconveniences that are popping up are only making it worse)! Unfortunately, the strength they hoped to restore with the hot dogs they wished for was for naught, thanks to the guile of the Djinn (as...
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Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard Session 43-Raiders of the Desert Doors
Send us Fan Mail In this episode of the Vanguard, the Vanquishers continue to evade the Gatekeeper(s) in the Desert of Doors until they run into an unlikely...nozzle? They learn that their endeavor to save the world from Ohr and Tselel is not the first, and are able to secure a ride and an ally…
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Lazysloth's RPG:Vanguard session 42- Death, The Multiverse, and Nothing
Send us Fan Mail Faced with so many impending crises, the Vanquishers decided to focus on ending the heat death of the Universe. Our heroes head back down the Russhole into the puppet dimension to see what's beyond the obsidian door.
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Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard session 41- The end(s) of the world as we know it
Send us Fan Mail In this month's episode, the Vanquishers face the end-of-the-world. And then another one. And then one last other end-of-the-world. Luckily, they do not face it alone. With the help of some old faces and some new, will our heroes be able to prevail against this triple threat? Or...
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Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard Session 40- It’s the End of the Muppetfluffing World!
Send us Fan Mail Things are looking desperate as Golden Boy unleashes his pent up fury on a divided team of Vanquishers while Stampede gets lost in a dimension of head trauma and googly eyes.
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Lazysloth's RPG: Vanguard Session 39- The man at the edge of time
Send us Fan Mail The Vanquishers return to major city after their jaunt back in time. Did they save Russ and their timeline from Oblivion? Only one way to find out.
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Lazysloth's RPG: Candela Obscura oneshot- The Case of the Bitter Muse
Send us Fan Mail Our party is taking a break from major city this month to try out Darrington Press's game Candela Obscura! If you'd like to try it out for yourself you can find the quickstart guide and other info here. https://darringtonpress.com/candela/
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Lazysloth's RPG:Vanguard Session 38-DangerRuss Endeavors
Send us Fan Mail The Vanquishers face their first end-of-the-world level threat when Russ (AKA DangeRuss, AKA Santa Claus) travels back in time to stop himself from winning a 5K race in the 1972 Olympics. Can our heroes preserve their time line? Or will the threads of fate weave misfortune for...
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Vanguard Session 37 - Cleaning house
Send us Fan Mail Emboldened by a distracted Major City, Paridigm takes steps to consolidate his power. The Vanquishers soon find he's not the only one taking advantage of the chaos. Insidious foes, both new and old, move in the shadows.
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Vanguard Session 36 - The Storm
Send us Fan Mail With the prisoners of Naraka Prison released, chaos rules Major City. The Vanquishers enter a desperate struggle to save their home. Meanwhile, a mysterious force has begun to manipulate events and evidence behind the scenes.
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Vanguard Session 35 - Counterattack
Send us Fan Mail The Vanquishers are back with double hero points and a fresh scheme to break into the most heavily guarded prison in Major City. Hidden eyes are watching their every move. Can they delve into the secrets of Naraka prison without becoming its newest residents? Let's find out!
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Kaiju Girls!!!!!!!!
Send us Fan Mail You waited all month to listen to your favorite Pardcast. Sadly this month they didn't post. The resulting boredom compels you to tear your home apart in a desperate attempt to find something to do. In this tantrum you find a VHS tape in a dusty cardboard box left unopened from…
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Vanguard Session 34: The Vanquishers are in the MCU
Send us Fan Mail With their legal battles and holiday shenanigans complete our heroes can return to their investigation of Naraka Prison. Eager to avoid further trouble with the law the vanquishers attempt more surreptitious methods of investigation.
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The Vanguard - Session 33: Christmas Special
Send us Fan Mail Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from the Vanquisher crew! We wish you all the season's tidings and greetings we can muster. As with some Christmas traditions, some of us, not naming names, get a little sweet, sentimental, and just a tad political. But don't let us stop you…
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The Vanguard -Session 32: The Barely Legal Threeway
Send us Fan Mail In this month's episode, the Vanquishers engage in hardcore legal action with their families, freedoms, and beloved bartenders on the line! Listen as they investigate and interrogate their way towards the truth (despite lying under oath, whoops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )!
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Vanguard Session 31: Nobody is leaving!
Send us Fan Mail After finally defeating the Vampirium agents in Major city our heroes take some well deserved downtime before taking their next case.
About this show
Lazysloth's RPG (formerly Vanguard) is a monthly actual play tabletop roleplaying podcast featuring a Sloth and his many friends. We've play a different system every campaign to keep things spicy. Our podcast is kept family friendly by a team of baby sloths that edit out the bad words. We post our episodes on the 15th every month. Tune in to the goofs!
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