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Le Crap

by Bri Gallagher, Gio Eros Betancourt

Do you ever wonder why certain movies are simply a disaster? Are they truly garbage or perhaps misunderstood? Welcome to the main course of cinematic catastrophes that is Le Crap! Join Bri and Gio as they go on culinary misadventures of cinema, sampling the worst of the worst and finding some diamonds in the rough.

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  1. Dish # 47 - Curse of the Swamp Creature (1968)

    Unfortunately, Smash Mouth is nowhere to be found in this swamp. Instead, Bri and Gio faceplant into some crocogator-infested marshlands, to experience the drum stylings of the creature feature "classic," "Curse of the Swamp Creature." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social...

  2. Dish #46 - Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald - Scared Silly (1998)

    McDonaldland...has changed. The Skrulls have trapped Bri and Gio in the McDonald's Play Place, and their only means of escape is by watching their somewhat unsettling animated advertisement, "The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald: Scared Silly." Follow Bri ⁠⁠...

  3. Dish #45 - The Three Musketeers (1993)

    More like All For NONE, amirite? Bri and Gio travel to the distant past of 20th century Austria to meet the Tsarina of Tokyo, and ask her what the deal was with the annoying, bumbling, religion-changing mess that was Disney's "The Three Musketeers." Follow Bri ⁠⁠...

  4. Dish #44 - Niu Lai aka the Chinese Cow movie (2026)

    What are the charges, watching a cow? A succulent Chinese cow? Bri and Gio experience cinematography manifest with this year's breakout animated masterpiece, "Niu Lai." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social Follow Gio⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/captainstarbolt.bsky.social…

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  5. Dish # 43 - Creature From Black Lake (1976)

    Watching a random Bigfoot movie on a Saturday night? That's just what comes naturally for our intrepid hosts, as Bri and Gio venture into the Louisiana swamp to discover the secret origins of some Hollywood legends, with 1976's "Creature From Black Lake." Follow Bri ⁠⁠...

  6. Dish #42 - Spider-Man Turn Off The Dark (2010-2011)

    With great power, comes great...rising above? Bri and Gio decided to turn off their brains for a few hours, and force themselves through the painful, accident-prone, questionable on every level Broadway disasterpiece that is 2010/11's "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark." Follow Bri ⁠⁠...

  7. Dish #41 - 3 Dev Adam AKA Turkish Captain America vs Spider-Man (1973)

    🎶TÜRKIYE F**K...yeah? Bri and Gio end “America Month” (trademark pending), jumping ass first into the wild world of Turksploitation. Stare in awe at a tale of sex, murder, villainy, and puppets in 1973’s “3 Dev Adam.” Follow Bri ⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  8. Dish #40 - Captain America Republic Serials (1944)

    BRI & GIO - Have spent the last several weeks combing through the oddball plans and clumsy slugfests contained within the confines of the 1944 "Captain America" Republic Serial. Follow Bri ⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  9. Dish #39 - Ben and Arthur (2002)

    Everyone, grab your boiled holy water and hop onto your nearest FedEx flight. Bri and Gio celebrate Pride Month by engaging with the hopelessly misguided, frosted-tipped masterpiece that is 2002's “Ben and Arthur.” Follow Bri ⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  10. Dish #38 - Happy Days Jumping the Shark (1977)

    Not content to sit on it any longer, Bri and Gio grab their best pair of water skis and head out to the California coast, to discover Freddy Krueger's secret origin in the infamous "Happy Days" episode, "Hollywood: Part 3." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.socialFollow Gio⁠⁠...

  11. Mr Cormans Neighborhood - Episode 2 (aka Dish #37) Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time (2000)

    Bri and Gio enter a whole new world of pain when they come face-to-face once again with their old pal Roger, in the time-traveling, fat-shaming, historically inaccurate "animated feature," "Aladdin and the Adventure of All Time." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.socialFollow...

  12. Dish #36 - Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins (1991)

    On a quest for seven magical ornaments, Bri and Gio instead find a cockatoo and some very, erm, questionable CGI, with the unlicensed Taiwanese masterpiece, "Dragon Ball: The Magic Begins." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  13. Dish #35 - Barney's Big Adventure (1998)

    The Giant Purple People-Eater has arrived, and he's taking no prisoners. Bri and Gio will be combating this menace and his deadly rainbow egg, as they endure 1998's "Barney's Great Adventure." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow...

  14. Dish #34 - Guyver Dark Hero (1994)

    The Guyver...has changed. Part 2 of the Guyver retrospective sees Bri and Gio head to the Arizona desert in search of some dy-no-mite action, with 1994's "Guyver: Dark Hero." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  15. Dish #33 - The Guyver (1991)

    Bri and Gio head down the dynamite-filled rabbit hole that is '90s live-action anime adaptations, with Mark Hamill's well-remembered magnum opus, "The Guyver." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  16. Dish #32 - Is Suspicious Lea (2023) The New "The Room?"

    Bri and Gio try to unravel a mystery plaguing the sublime green hills of Los Angeles, and ask themselves the question, 'What IS filmmaking?', with the judicious, nutritious, and malicious 2023 offering, "Suspicious Lea." Follow Bri ⁠⁠...

  17. Dish #31 - Cat in the Hat (2003)

    A box of horrid things? It's so much worse. A stinky pile, a horrible curse. Bri and Gio are gonna force themselves through that. With 2003's mistake, "The Cat in the Hat." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  18. Dish #30 - Demon House AKA Ghost Adventures the Movie (2018)

    This episode left us really effed up. Bri and Gio agree to lock themselves in with the generals of Hell, to investigate the numerous logical, medical, and moral violations contained within 2018's "Ghost Adventures: Demon House." Follow Bri ⁠⁠...

  19. Dish #29 - Wuthering High School (2015)

    On the way to a poolside masquerade ball at Thrushcross Grange, Bri and Gio get lost within the tortured, edgy, doomed "romance" of the Lifetime original flick, "Wuthering High School." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  20. Dish #28 - North (1994)

    Bri and Gio memorialize the late, great Rob Reiner the only way they know how: by watching the worst thing he ever made. Ladies and Bruce Willis: the insufferable, loathsome, bewildering fever dream that is 1994's "North." Follow Bri ⁠⁠...

  21. Dish #27 - Mermaids the Body Found (2012)

    Ever heard of the theory of evolution? Animal Planet certainly hasn't! Bri and Gio get hands-on with hands-down one of the single most baffling 'documentaries' out there, with 2012's "Mermaids: The Body Found." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow...

  22. Dish #26 - The One with the Tier List

    Bri and Gio mark the end of the first year of the podcast and 25 episodes by doing the basic bitch YouTuber thing of making a tier list. Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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  23. Dish #25 - Santa Claus vs. the Devil (1959)

    Hohohoooooly nightmare fuel! Bri and Gio ring in the holidays with the battle of the century between the delightfully devilish Pitch, and sketchy old St. Nick, with 1959's "Santa Claus" AKA Santa Claus vs The Devil. Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠…

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  24. Dish #24 - The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

    Two weeks, two cancelable episodes! Bri introduces Gio to a world of early 2000s stereotypes and the tragedy of Tiny Tim, with the "Jewxploitation" picture, "The Hebrew Hammer." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  25. Dish #23 - The Terror of Tiny Town (1938)

    Our dream team of Bri and Gio watch a movie about a penguin. That's it. Just a penguin. Nothing else. Please don't cancel us. 'The Terror of Tiny Town', everybody! Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  26. Dish #22 - Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988)

    It's time to die historic on the froggy road, as Bri and Gio witness the toad-ally manic adventure of 1988's Mad Max riff, "Hell Comes to Frogtown." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Every...

  27. Appetizer #2 - The Adjuster (2025)

    The Crap Squad heads to the local McMaple's to order up some declined health insurance claims, with the short-form, maybe-based-on-true-events adventure, "The Adjuster." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  28. Dish #20 - Ax 'em (1992)

    In this spooktacular finale to Spooky Month, Bri and Gio venture into the terrifying domain known as Baltimore, to try and figure out what plot, characters, and dialogue are in the 1992 slasher "experience," "Axe 'Em"...or, "The Weekend It Lives." Follow Bri ⁠⁠...

  29. Dish #19 Orgy of the Dead (1965)

    Torture, torture, it pleases us! Bri and Gio sit back and enjoy (?) some truly special dance numbers, with the titillating, eye-opening experience of the Ed Wood masterpiece, "Orgy of the Dead." Follow Bri ⁠⁠ https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠ Follow Gio⁠⁠...

  30. Appetizer #1 - The Paul Lynde Halloween Special (1976)

    Spooky Month begins in the most glittery way imaginable, as Bri and Gio experience the insane ensemble cast and peculiar wishes of "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special." Follow Bri ⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠⁠ Follow Gio ⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠⁠…

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  31. Dish #17 - Sherlock Holmes (2010)

    Egad! Sherlock Bri and Dr. Gio Watson are on the hunt for some glitchy automatons and inconspicuous dragons, in The Case of the 2010 Asylum Mockbuster, "Sherlock Holmes." Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠…

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  32. Dish #16 - War of the Worlds (2025)

    BREAKING NEWS: This movie is no good. Bri and Gio hack into the stinky mainframe of Ice Cube's god-computer, to find out what went wrong with 2020/2025's "War of the Worlds." Follow Bri https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social Follow Gio https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social…

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  33. Mr. Corman's Neighborhood - Episode 1 (aka Dish #15) Frankenstein Unbound (1990)

    Bri and Gio take a surely-not-catastrophic jaunt through the space-time continuum to encounter the sketchy, lumbering insanity of Roger Corman's 1990 monster mash, “Frankenstein Unbound.” Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio...

  34. Dish #14 - Yellow Fangs (1990)

    Gio and Bri take a much needed vacation from bad movies and explore the peaceful mountains of early 20th century Japan while avoiding killer bears in 1990's Yellow Fangs. Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠…

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  35. Dish #13 - The Apple (1980)

    On the search for Reverse Enlightenment, Bri and Gio make the questionable choice to experience the alleged rhythmic stylings of the BIM'd up musical, “The Apple.” Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠ Every...

  36. Dish #12 - Sharktopus, The Chinese One (2023)

    He's back, and this time it's..good?! We're gonna need a bigger episode, as our brave hosts Bri and Gio traverse the dark, salty cruise ship halls of 2023's “Sharktopus” remake. Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio...

  37. Dish #11 - Sharktopus (2010)

    It's shark season, as Bri and Gio dive back into the sketchy, dirty waters of Roger Corman's filmography with 2010's SyFy original classic, “Sharktopus.” Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠ Every episode of Le...

  38. Dish #10 - Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer (1985)

    Oh, no! Bri and Gio ride into the rainbow-colored depths of the Hallmark vault on a stressed-out horse to experience the 'plot' of 1985's “Rainbow Brite & The Star-Stealer." Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠...

  39. Dish #9 - Scooby Doo Return to Zombie Island (2019)

    Ruh-roh! Bri and Gio travel to the tropical paradise that is the Louisiana bayou to dig up a rotten, hate-filled corpse known in hushed whispers as 2019's “Scooby-Doo: Return to Zombie Island.” Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio...

  40. Dish #8 - The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (2000)

    Yabba dabba do! Bri and Gio have a gay old time experiencing Alan Cumming's most inspired performance(s), in the 2000 family picture, "The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas." Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠...

  41. Dish #7 - Death Kappa (2010)

    Bri and Gio grab a plate full of cucumbers and their favorite J-pop album, and drive into the mountains to try and figure out the various plots of the confused 2010 kaiju offering, “Death Kappa.” Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio...

  42. Dish #6 - Black Star and The Golden Bat AKA South Korean Batman (1979)

    Holy Knockoffs, Batman! Bri and Gio wade through an intricate web of conspiracies to enter the bizarre, confounding, and incomprehensible ghost caves of the Korean animated “classic,” Black Star and The Golden Bat. Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio...

  43. Dish #5 - The Marine (2006)

    The champ is here...and swan diving away from an explosion, as Bri and Gio swim through the wacky, trigger-happy, rock candy-infused world of 2006's John Cena vehicle, The Marine. Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio...

  44. Dish #4 - Fantastic Four (1994)

    Bri and Gio leave the safety of the Storm Home for Wayward Geniuses to have a clobberin' time with Dr. Doom and the Temu Mole Man, in Roger Corman's ill-fated, unreleased Fantastic Four. Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio...

  45. Dish #3 - The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

    Get your spaghetti sandwiches and San Pellegrino ready as Gio and Bri explore the flavors of Rome and discover what dreams are made of in The Lizzie McGuire Movie. Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠ Every...

  46. Dish #2 - The Dragon Lives Again (1977)

    Bri and Gio take the scenic route through the Underworld alongside Bruce Lee and Popeye, to witness the maniacal machinations of Clint Eastwood and The Godfather's pussy plot in the 1977 film, The Dragon Lives Again. Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio...

  47. Dish #1 - Jupiter Ascending (2015)

    Bri and Gio journey through the "Space IRS" and find out how much Mila Kunis really loves dogs, in The Wachowskis' 2015 Space Opera, Jupiter Ascending. Follow Bri ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/crazylemur.bsky.social⁠ Follow Gio ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/eeveeking13.bsky.social⁠ Every episode of Le…

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Do you ever wonder why certain movies are simply a disaster? Are they truly garbage or perhaps misunderstood? Welcome to the main course of cinematic catastrophes that is Le Crap! Join Bri and Gio as they go on culinary misadventures of cinema, sampling the worst of the worst and finding some diamonds in the rough.

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Bri Gallagher, Gio Eros Betancourt

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Do you ever wonder why certain movies are simply a disaster? Are they truly garbage or perhaps misunderstood? Welcome to the main course of cinematic catastrophes that is Le Crap! Join Bri and Gio as they go on culinary misadventures of cinema, sampling the worst of the worst and finding some...

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