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Leah Watches Cable News
by Leah
Hi! I drink wine and watch news and translate their crap into humanese. Not for everyone but I think its kinda fun!
Episodes
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Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦
I'm right.
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40 crimes or so
Somebody's gonna find something that's just math.
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Breaking news DeSantis is still a sack of trash.
Let's talk about who the real Christians are here you absolute douchebag assholes.
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Bannon owns the libs by going to prison.
But don't worry Peter Navarro is there for us.
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Turns out ya can't F with the FBI
60 times? Just learned in ONE hour. Yeah that person is fine.
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Rick Scott? You gave your money to Rick Scott?
I called it R is trying to lose via Mitch and its working (out).
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Can we get more footage of nothing happening at maralago
Bunch of armchair lawyers again. You aren't getting a DOJ comment so shut up and wait with the rest of us.
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Feds raid Mar a Lago because HELL YES
The FBI raided a former presidents home today. USA!!! USA!!!
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Kill me
I cover CPAC sorry
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No victory laps yet K?!
Well. Alex jones has to pay nothing, dems are super proud of themselves and k we will see
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Breaking: Matt Goetz is a tool
Yeah big news. We talk sharks of all kinds and im going off the grid for 48 hours 😬
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Bannon....meet bus
Mr Bannon is having legal issues, I finally have content on Tuesday's hearing and we find out someone isn't just spouting hearsay after all!
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Ugh oh supeana-os
7 including Rudy and Ms Lindsay find themselves on the faintin couch with CLEETA. Woof.
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Holy f$×k we have a guest
Just look how far we have come. Sclora (?) is joining us to talk about random shit
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My accent comes out I'm only furious not wasted.
I think that sums it up
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Ronna just confessed to criming.
Meh. What will the RNC face as consequences for this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Momentous useless occasion
It's time for the public execu....o sorry hearings from Jan 6
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F ing CHICKENS
This is a real issue and NOBODY is talking about it!!
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Wednesdays. Am I right??
Just preparing for whatever trauma comes tomorrow cause Wednesdays.
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I will not.
Just probably cracked the whole R case for leaking that ish and crushed a pony bet HARD
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Apologies in advance
I'll just do it here I swear alot
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Mooch predicts. That I'm MADLY in love with him!!!!
Little talk about Sean Penn pulling a Spicoli on Hannity and how CNN has turned into a Robert Rodriguez film.
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Sew some flack jackets in your kitchen.
Just some more f'd up stuff going on.
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Buttress
I have been super pissed at this word but it means support so 🤟
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War and corned beef
Today we discuss the mutual benefits to NATO and the US if we know the right people to tap. And I'm making corned beef.
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It's FINE
Oh the gambit of topics tonight. It's a real cornucopia of shit around this place
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NOBODY DIED
Appreciate the love for my Bengals but look out bitches.
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Blast from the past
A little gem that never was published from the end of times or January.
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Togarashi bitches
Look into it. Slow news day!
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It's a cult call your dad Shout-out MFM!
The vote Mancima can't be bothered to break the rules to fundraise some more
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Oh no Alec murdered someone.
This poor bastard was at work and someone died. COINCIDENCE???? Yes CNN calm down.
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The Lazy Podcaster
I admit I am the laziest podcast editor and I'm fine with it. Enjoy 😉
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Trump says shut up rats.
Did anyone see this coming?
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Thanks Mitch?
No deal with this beotch is good for us.
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Can we get this lawyer a lawyer please?
Oh no we can't cause he's in rehab and confessed and probably killed a maid?
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Paper towels are but a memory. Or not?
Idk what do you 3 people want from me
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That's how life works
Cable news is stupid 🙄
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Bill gates doesn't give af
I'm pretty sure...
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We're gonna need a REALLY big chainsaw.
Can we just carve a few southern states out? We can let people who want to stay move out first....
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Ok. Card carrying? whatever.
I have a lot to say with no context whatsoever today! I know.
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I'm BAAACK
Not in a creepy poltergeist way tho
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McCarthy is a douchenozzel.
Enough said
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I'm a conformist.
Pelosi sucks as usual and for some reason I had to look at Tom Brady 🙄
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Shark week spectacular!
Taking a break since the news is basically a book junket. It's kinda fun especially if you're way to into Sharknado.
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15 Felonies
And the bastard that made the deal to release Cosby, a SERIAL RAPIST WITH 50 VICTIMS, was made with the dick that represented Trump in one of his impeachment. Shocking.
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Fear the squeaky toy.
I know I know I should be more professional. Sorry for the background noise but he's really cute and I can't kill him.
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Baby.... I miss you already
Yech. Today I broach 3 different subjects that almost make me throw up and there's talk of The Matrix. Yes that movie from a million years ago. Enjoy 😉
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Welcome back Jeffery!!!
Our favorite jerk off is back and he's not even on zoom!
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