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Learning Absolutely Nothing!

by TecHead 2000

Welcome to The Podcast That's Always About Technology, Except When It's Not™, where Jack and Liam are LEARNING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

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Episodes

  1. Spooktacular! 3/5 (L.A.N. #30)

    LAN turns 30!!! And SPOOKTACULAR IS BACK! Jack and Liam discuss the new Apple HomeView, Apple TVs, experiment with CRAZY soft palette action, and more!

  2. Spooktacular! 2/5 (L.A.N. #29)

    MORE SPOOKY STUFF! Jack and Liam talk about cars (again), halloween costumes, Apple rumors, and MORE!

  3. Spooktacular! 1/5 (L.A.N. #28)

    The SPOOKIEST PODCAST on the INTERNET kicks off! We rate halloween candy, wear DARK BROODY SHIRTS, and talk about MARRIAGE! EEK! Apologies for dead audio around 45:00.

  4. Fridge OS X (L.A.N. #27)

    Jack and Liam are BACK! They talk about fridges, their love for Ryan Seacrest, MacBook Pros, and more!

  5. PHILONATOR 3000 (L.A.N. #26)

    LIAM IS ALWAYS LATE!

  6. We Love You, John Ternus (L.A.N. #25)

    Jack & Liam discuss the AMAZING new products announced at Apple's latest event, such as the NEW foldable phone, interesting Siri features, and more! We also discuss physical media AGAIN, Tucker Carlson, and de-aging!

  7. RacketCast (L.A.N. #24)

    SORRY THIS IS LATE TO GET ONLINE! Jack and Liam discuss SPORTS, COOL MUSIC, and LIFE, and being SAD!

  8. Speak And/Or Spell (L.A.N. #23)

    We're BACK! Jack and Liam talk about WALMART, YOUTUBE, ALGORITHMS, TWITTER, APPLE, and PURPLE FABRIC that FIGHTS THE SUN!

  9. Steganography (L.A.N. #22)

    Check out my new website! www.techead2000.com

  10. The Boys Are Back In Town (L.A.N. #21)

    CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE: techead2000.com Jack and Liam ARE BACK! We talk about CARS, get hopped up on MORE ENERGY DRINKS, and discuss STATUS SYMBOLS!

  11. HelmetCast (L.A.N. #20)

    Check out my new website! www.techead2000.com Jack and Liam talk about CARS! And wear HELMETS????????

  12. Special Steve (L.A.N. #19)

    Check out my new website! www.techead2000.com Jack and Liam discuss PHOTOGRAPHY, Bonnie's HORRIBLE parents, MENTAL ILLNESS, and MORE!

  13. ENERGYCAST! (L.A.N. #18)

    JACK AND LIAM TWEAK ON ENERGY DRINKS! And LAN turns 18!

  14. Learning Absolutely Nothing! - TRAILER

    Welcome to the Podcast That's Always About Technology Except When It's Not! Join the BASED co-hosters Jack and Liam Halpin every Friday!

  15. Longest Episode Ever! (L.A.N. #17)

    Check out my new website! www.techead2000.com In the LONGEST EPISODE of ALL TIME, Jack and Liam discuss healthy use of technology, how websites are made, we SAW a CREDIT CARD IN HALF, we review DOOHICKEYs, and MORE!

  16. CoffeeCast (L.A.N. #16)

    Jack and Liam talk TOY STORY, SHREK, and OTHER MOVIES! We also talk about... idk probably more stuff!

  17. Concrete Vs. Gravity (L.A.N. #15)

    NEW SET UNLOCKED! Because CONCRETE SUCKS! This episode is about Apple, worms, and THOUGHT PROVOKING QUESTIONS!

  18. BlockBusting (L.A.N. #14)

    Me and Liam discuss cybersecurity, networks in hospitals, OLD computers, stores that went out of business, including Blockbuster Video, and MORE!

  19. WORST EPISODE EVER! (L.A.N. #13)

    Jack and Liam celebrate 13 grueling episodes of Learning Absolutely Nothing! We talk about hair, cars, we re-enacted Toy Story, Liam talked all about mens fashion, and Jack accidentally unplugged the internet.

  20. Mutton Chops (L.A.N. #12)

    Jack and Liam talk about cookies, Microsoft, strange facial hair, and more!

  21. Wacky Wednesday! (L.A.N. #11)

    Special WACKY WEDNESDAY EDITION PODCAST! Where we're somehow even LESS prepared than normal!

  22. 10-Episode Special! (L.A.N. #10)

    3 MONTHS and 10 EPISODES of LEARNING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Jack and Liam are eternally grateful that you've been along for the ride!

  23. Define "Dancing" (L.A.N. #9)

    We discuss CONVERTIBLE minivans, creating robotic Seth Rogans, and KEYS!

  24. Baguette (L.A.N. #8)

    Today, Jack and Liam talk about BREAD (and other FRENCH things), Jack gets REALLY MAD at technology, we review WALL-E, and MORE! This show is a disaster.

  25. Comedy Gold (L.A.N. #7)

    PARENTAL WARNING, the bleep button malfunctioned for one F bomb. Listener discretion advised! Oh boy! Jack and Liam didn't prepare for this sh**! We talk about the anatomy of comedy, guess locations in the world, and have GREAT conversations!

  26. Excursion Conversion (L.A.N. #6)

    Jack and Liam talk about cars, DUMB phones, SPACESHIPS, and MORE! We also make a TIER LIST! WOW, IT'S 2022 ALL OVER AGAIN!

  27. Step-Dog-Dad (L.A.N. #5)

    Jack and Liam have a new studio! Today, Liam shows me his wet, sucky vacuum, we talk about animals, and things go TOTALLY awry!

  28. Everything's a Mall! (L.A.N. #4)

    We talk primarily about MALLS! And screw around with AI.

  29. SpookyCast! (L.A.N. #3)

    Wow! It's Friday the 13th, and it's almost Saint Paddy's day! In this show, Jack and Liam talk about movies, tooth surgery, and more! SPOOKY!

  30. Thing Reviews! (L.A.N. #2)

    Jack and Liam are back, and more better than ever. In this episode, we introduce a fun, exciting new segment: "THING REVIEW!" We review THINGS! Also included in this madness, HARD DRIVES! WEIRD IDIOMS! ATTENTION SPANS! AND MORE!

  31. The Pilot Episode (L.A.N. #1)

    Wow, off to a ROCKY start! Join Jack and Liam for all kinds of random topics, such as: Cats, and their saliva! Solar Panels! Their construction, cost, and implementation explained by a non-professional! HEATED argument about nuclear power plants! Adorable little birdies! Kevin and Peanut! Car!...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to The Podcast That's Always About Technology, Except When It's Not™, where Jack and Liam are LEARNING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

HOSTED BY

TecHead 2000

CATEGORIES

technology

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