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LegendLark

by Pickaxe

..🚂🚃🚋🚃🚃🚋🚋🚋🚃...... A train pulls into the station. A circus raises its tents. Welcome, one and all, to NEVERNOWHERE— a place where your memories are currency, every dream is reality, and crime really does pay. LegendLark is a narrative comedy TTRPG podcast. Updates every 2nd Thursday! www.legendlark.com

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Episodes

  1. NEVERNOWHERE 31. Attack of the Bivalves

    The crew learns about batteries, languishes in their stupid barge, and makes a decision to get a brand new lair....

  2. NEVERNOWHERE 30. The Chore Chart

    Pepper settles back in with her friends... more or less, and the gang is made an offer. Or two!...

  3. NEVERNOWHERE 29. Tales from the J*zz Club

    Friedrich, Bingo, and Valerian engage in a battle of wits, and Pepper— Oh, that's right! Pepper!...

  4. NEVERNOWHERE 28. War! in the Sea of Stars

    This band of half-wit, scruffy-looking nerf herders has their loot in hand, but can they escape with it? As the rebels and empire clash all around them, Bingo changes form, Friedrich communicates via blink, and Valerian makes a vlog....

  5. NEVERNOWHERE 27. Flashbacks in the Sea of Stars

    The plan begins to take shape, and Bingo makes a big move....

  6. NEVERNOWHERE 26. Imprisoned in the Sea of Stars

    These dirtbags are going to jail! Valerian debates the futility of political uprisings with a small teenager, Friedrich is somehow the reasonable one, and Bingo keeps his eye on the prize....

  7. NEVERNOWHERE 25. Sailing in the Sea of Stars

    Our gang of miscreants meets a new ally and begins their adventure. Everything goes according... to plan....

  8. NEVERNOWHERE 24. Revelations in the Sea of Stars

    Bingo leads Friedrich and Valerian to the Pleasure District, where they gather information, sample what's on tap, and have a heart to heart, of sorts....

  9. NEVERNOWHERE 23. Bingo's Last Resort

    Friedrich and Valerian struggle to relate to and not chew on, respectively, their new friend. Bingo tells his tale. And we arrive at a port in a sea with no water at all....

  10. NEVERNOWHERE 22. Bingo!

    Friedrich and Valerian face the world... ALONE. TOGETHER. They meet with a clown, a cartographer, and... a new friend?...

  11. NEVERNOWHERE 21. 'We're Gonna Die'

    In the aftermath of the Oak Hollow Job, there is an arrest, a song, and a sudden farewell....

  12. NEVERNOWHERE 20. Adorably Escaping the Itty Bitty City

    Everything comes to a fever pitch as the gang gives it their all to steal... a postcard and some batteries....

  13. Guardians Reborn 2 TEASER

    ‼️ FULL 'GUARDIANS REBORN 2' EPISODE HERE ‼️ Fran, Corbin, and Slake meet their ultimate destinies, make connections, and wonder: Who is that watching from the rooftop?...

  14. NEVERNOWHERE 19. Punily Plundering the Itty Bitty City

    Valerian and Pepper scab a labor movement and Friedrich leads a wild gang of boys— all according to keikaku....

  15. NEVERNOWHERE 18. Cutely Casing the Itty Bitty City

    Oak Hollow is such a cutie little tiny world, isn't it? People are wearing acorns as hats, squirrels are pulling carts like horses, violent revolution is emerging as the only means toward class liberation... SOOOOOOO KAWAII!...

  16. Guardians Reborn 1 TEASER

    ‼️ FULL 'GUARDIANS REBORN 1' EPISODE HERE ‼️ In the futuristic city of New New Estra, three average college students are living three average lives... but they have been having these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this for real... or not?...

  17. NEVERNOWHERE 17. All Cities Are The Same

    Fresh off of Pepper's ghostly musical performance, our band of miscreants decides to make new connections on the train, only to make new connections about their very reality....

  18. NEVERNOWHERE: Q&A 1

    The Larks answer all your questions about NeverNowhere, mind cages, and economics! 🎥 Live Video Version Here on Patreon!...

  19. NEVERNOWHERE: The Bluebird Report #1

    Chirp, chirp-- It's the Bluebird Report! Tune in NOW for a quick report of recent happenings in NeverNowhere and out in the city. Need the latest on known gangs? Recent scores? Weird new passengers? Our intrepid child reporters have the scoop!...

  20. NEVERNOWHERE 16. Years & Years

    The conses have quenced. And our wretched scoundrels—with no home, no hope, and no hoes—face the music that remains....

  21. NEVERNOWHERE 15. Repercussions Big & Small

    As our scoundrels have already betrayed all the most dangerous people they've ever met, all that's left now is to deal with the consequences. Pepper is a pervert (again), Valerian gets gets asskicked (again), and Friedrich talks shit to someone he really shouldn't (...again)....

  22. NEVERNOWHERE 14. The Third Thrilling Theft

    The time has come for our band of scoundrels to finally nab their third memento...but at what cost?...

  23. NEVERNOWHERE 13. Weekend at Ratmasey's

    Stolen Derisetum firmly in-hand, our crew marches on toward their next heist— using The Piper Lord's fledgling trust against them. Also Pepper does some really weird stuff for fun, just off-screen the whole time....

  24. NEVERNOWHERE 12. Double Crossers Uncross

    In the aftermath of their mission against (?) the Brightwater Collective for (?) the Piper Lords, our scoundrels attempt to repair their reputation, heal their wounds, and get into some weird vices....

  25. NEVERNOWHERE 11. Betrayal at the Starsong Lounge

    Our crew gains a new member, sort of, and then sets out to complete their heist of the Starsong Lounge....

  26. NEVERNOWHERE 10. Ratatoussy

    After being warned in no uncertain terms, "DO NOT ROB THE PIPER LORDS," and "DO NOT JOIN THE PIPER LORDS," the gang figures out how to join and rob the Piper Lords....

  27. NEVERNOWHERE 9. The Dead World

    Our intrepid crew of scoundrels happen upon a world they couldn't have predicted and a path toward survival they wouldn't have imagined....

  28. NEVERNOWHERE 8. Vice After Victory

    Safe on the train at last, Friedrich experiments, Pepper makes a new friend, Valerian confronts his most powerful enemy— and everyone relieves some stress, one way or another....

  29. NEVERNOWHERE 7. The Sun Queen Caper Concludes

    It's time to crown the Sun Queen, at last. I'm sure everything will go according to plan....

  30. NEVERNOWHERE 6. The Sun Queen Caper Complicates

    Pepper gets advice from Valerian and decides to attack a woman. Friedrich gets advice from Valerian about attacking a woman and it nearly gives him a medical episode. Still, tactics and poetry are no match for our intrepid crew...... unless?...

  31. NEVERNOWHERE 5. The Sun Queen Caper Carries On

    In this very special episode, Valerian uses drugs in a god-honoring way. Friedrich uses also drugs, but in...a different way. Pepper performs the acts of music, charioteering, and listening to a man talk. And also there is a heist going on....

  32. NEVERNOWHERE 4. The Sun Queen Caper Continues

    The unlikeliest of companions continue on their quest for mementos and survival. Here, there are bees, miracles, big titty anime drawings, fatherhood, villas, rivalry, classism, and above all—the battle for the Sun Queen's Diadem....

  33. NEVERNOWHERE 3. The Sun Queen Caper Commences

    Friedrich strikes out on his own into the world of Aphitraea while Pepper and Valerian try desperately to convince each other to get dressed. Information is gathered, plots are thickened, and plans are hatched....

  34. NEVERNOWHERE 2. All Aboard!

    Classic train events occur: Pepper meets an evil busker, Valerian gets shaken down for his condo deed, and Friedrich can do it all by himself!...

  35. NEVERNOWHERE 1. The Circus Comes to Town

    The tents are raised. The lights are lit. The performers have donned their costumes and makeup and masks. No need to look beyond the trainyard to see what else might be going on in town. Welcome, one and all, to Nevernowhere!...

  36. How to Play 'Blades in the Dark'

    Whether you've only played DnD, hate all non-traditional dice, or have never done anything before in your life, YOU TOO can learn to play ⁠Blades in the Dark⁠!...

  37. Dames & Dragons Bonus Episode: Q&A 8

    The last Q's and the last A's of the Dames & Dragons campaign....

  38. Dames & Dragons 151. The River of Lights (Part 32)

    An epilogue....

  39. NEVERNOWHERE Preview Episode

    Check out this exclusive preview of our brand new campaign, NEVERNOWHERE, coming soon!...

  40. Dames & Dragons 150. The River of Lights (Part 31)

    An enlightening conversation....

  41. Dames & Dragons 149. The River of Lights (Part 30)

    Our Guardians finally face......... our Guardians?...

  42. Dames & Dragons 148. The River of Lights (Part 29)

    The Guardians face off with the Sacrifice....

  43. Dames & Dragons 147. The River of Lights (Part 28)

    After the battle......

  44. Dames & Dragons 146. The River of Lights (Part 27)

    At long last... the Guardians face the Conqueror....

  45. Dames & Dragons 145. The River of Lights (Part 26)

    Over the zombies and through the grate, to Torvamother's house we go!...

  46. Dames & Dragons 144. The River of Lights (Part 25)

    Ambushed!...

  47. LegendLark Whisper Trailer

    LegendLark......

  48. Dames & Dragons 143. The River of Lights (Part 24)

    Wia said, 'Run,' so it's time to run, baby....

  49. Dames & Dragons 142. The River of Lights (Part 23)

    The Guardians descend into the depths of the dwarven warrens only to encounter a familiar dr—— and an even more familiar dr——....

  50. Dames & Dragons 141. The River of Lights (Part 22)

    We're back!!! Our Guardians once again face Lorea the Slayer....

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

..🚂🚃🚋🚃🚃🚋🚋🚋🚃...... A train pulls into the station. A circus raises its tents. Welcome, one and all, to NEVERNOWHERE— a place where your memories are currency, every dream is reality, and crime really does pay.

LegendLark is a narrative comedy TTRPG podcast. Updates every 2nd Thursday! www.legendlark.com

HOSTED BY

Pickaxe

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..🚂🚃🚋🚃🚃🚋🚋🚋🚃...... A train pulls into the station. A circus raises its tents. Welcome, one and all, to NEVERNOWHERE— a place where your memories are currency, every dream is reality, and crime really does pay. LegendLark is a narrative comedy TTRPG podcast. Updates every 2nd Thursday!...

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