Let’s BFFR

Welcome to your 40s, where your knees make sound effects, random hairs appear overnight, and every trip to the bathroom feels like a gamble.In this episode of Let's BFFR, we're talking about the weird, hilarious, and mildly insulting realities of getting older. From mystery aches and disappearing eyesight to the daily game of "why did I walk into this room?" — aging is a wild ride, and nobody prepared us for it.So grab your readers, your heating pad, and maybe a recovery day after sneezing too hard. Let's be fucking for real about the joys of aging.

I thought I was the chaotic one. Then I saw a woman pee in a PetSmart parking lot while her child held up a baby blanket. And another woman put her HEAD through a Meijer trash can to throw up. So maybe… just maybe… I'm not the problem. This episode is a public service announcement: the world is unhinged. Also, please use the bathroom. It's right there.

This episode is for the girls shaving their legs blind in the shower, fighting for their lives with fake eyelashes, and looking like a raccoon after attempting winged eyeliner for the 14th time.Beauty is pain.And apparently… confusion.

Apparently escaping dinner wasn’t enough… so now we’re talking about what it’s actually like working there 😂From cooking your own food to the chaos behind the grill, this bonus episode is full of funny stories, real talk, and the questions we’re all secretly thinking.And yes… I still want to know who we’re tipping here.

Nothing sends an overthinker into a full emotional spiral faster than:“We need to talk.”No context. No warning. Just immediate panic.If you’ve ever created 47 fake scenarios in your head before the next text arrives… this episode is for you

Happy Memorial Day Weekend!This episode is the first of many Patio Series episodes where we are talking about our recent trip to Chicago, the cubs games, our impaired hearing for the whistling fire pit and our addiction dairy... aka cheese curds.

Perimenopause is already chaos—but nobody warned me about the rogue white eyebrow hair that showed up uninvited. In this episode, I investigate how long it's been there, spiral about what else my body is hiding, and come to terms with the fact that aging is just a series of small, weird betrayals. Spoiler: the hair had length. And attitude.

This episode is a little more personal.Why I started this podcast, why I'm tired of pretending I have it all together, and why I think so many of us are just out here surviving on sarcasm anxiety, and iced coffee. If you've ever cried over dinner, spiraled over a text, or questioned your sanity in a Walmart parking lot....This one's for you...

If you’ve ever reached for toilet paper and found… nothing but an empty roll staring back at you, this episode is for you.We’re talking about the real issue behind the toilet paper roll—mental load, invisible labor, and why somehow… we’re always the one replacing it.Plus, I ran an experiment to see how many empty rolls my household would stack up before someone stepped in. The answer? Honestly… disrespectful.

Welcome to Let’s BFFR - the podcast where we talk about life, kids, marriage, anxiety, overthinking… and apparently, my daily spiral over dinner.New Episodes EVERY Tuesday!