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Today we're covering more of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Bella is a professional vampire; Renesmee is a creepy toddler; Alice is a klutz; Edward would cry if he could; Jacob reveals himself to Charlie; and basically, the world is full of things. Next week, we will be wrapping up Breaking Dawn!

Today, we are continuing our discussion of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer by wrapping up Part II. Emmett is Goldilocks; Edward could've been an asset in sooo much scientific research; everyone needs to LEAVE LEAH ALONE; someone questions "is this play about us?"; Rigatoni arrives "Alien Style"; and we can't get past what Stephenie did. For the next two weeks, we will be wrapping up on Breaking Dawn. In the meantime, remember to follow us on Instagram and Tiktok.

We're back with Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Seth and Edward are besties; Edward and Bella do the damn thing; Bella finally gets what she wants; vampires are silly; there's some plot convenience and misremembering; and Edward makes an awkward proposition. Next week, we will be covering the rest of part 2! In the meantime, follow us on Instagram and Tiktok.

Today, we're back with the "Greatest Love Story of All Time"! (This time, its not Twilight...). Listen as Peyton rants about the 2026 "adaptation" of Wuthering Heights and all of its misguided obscurity and misplaced hype. NEXT WEEK, we will (finally) be back with our coverage of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer! In the meantime, keep up with us on Instagram and Tiktok!

We're back! And we're here to yap and catch up. In this episode, we discuss the ice storm of 2026, how birds aren't real, the slump of the century, Peyton's fun facts, the Winter Olympics, Bridgerton, and true crime documentaries. Basically, it's always unsolicited, AND it all comes back to holes. Next week, Peyton will be ranting about Wuthering Heights. Then, we'll be back with our coverage of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.

In today's episode, we are wrapping up Eclipse. Basically, we hate everyone. Jacob makes his big confession; Bella takes a huge L; Edward is the pettiest; and family game night at the Cullens would be wild. Our coverage of Breaking Dawn will be coming very soon! In the meantime, you can keep up with us on Instagram and Tiktok!

Today we're talking about our 2026 goals and Ch. 14-20 of Eclipse. This year, we're focusing on finding books we love and setting up for new ventures. In the Twilight universe, everyone's taking some L's, but we're most disappointed in Charlie. Bella has an outfit crisis and is still a bad friend. Jacob can't understand the word "no". Jasper is simply a pragmatist. And Edward is just an old soul. Next week, we will finally be wrapping up Eclipse.

Today, we're discussing our 2025 wrapped! From favorite shows, movies, and docuseries to favorite books, books that surprised us, and all the disappointments--we're not sure if the year was memorable, but it sure happened! Next week, we will be discussing chapters Eclipse chapter 14-20.

Welcome to the cottage! And the Upside Down? Today, Reba and Caitlin are discussing their current obsessions: Heated Rivalry and the final season of Stranger Things. FULL SPOILERS AHEAD. (But also...we might've gotten the ending wrong...) Next week, we will be diving into our 2026 goals and 2025 wrap up. Then, we will be finishing up Eclipse!

Today, we're discussing Eclipse Ch. 7-13. There are so many backstories; we find Edward's one redeeming quality; "she's only pretty because she has a man"; Charlie's taking some L's; this is the most disgusting aspect of the series; Stephenie's making up legends about a real group of people; and we have found the best crackship ever. We will be taking a mini break for the holidays, but we'll be back in the new year!

In today's episode we are discussing Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer. We ramble about iconic DCOMs and our bookstore business dreams. Then, we get into the nitty-gritting. Bella has zero self-awareness (shocker); Charlie is obviously team Jacob; Edward continues to be insufferable; and we unfortunately learn about imprinting. Oh, and remember, it's not science...it's Sandra Bullock. Next week, we will continue our discussion of Eclipse!

In today's episode, we wrap up New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. A bet is made; your local weather girls are back; Edward exposes himself; we meet the Vampire royalty; we find plot holes galore; and this may be the worst proposal ever. Next week, we will be back with Eclipse! FOLLOW US: Instagram: @letscallitnothingpodTiktok: @letscallitnothing

Today, we're discussing chapters 11-18 of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. Bella is the smartest dumb girl, Sam Uley stands on business and Paul would play the saxophone; Peyton explains the Romeo and Juliet parallel (it's not that hard to find); Caitlin tries to figure out how what Twilight and Gilmore Girls have in common (she forgot); and we suggest other stories Stephenie could explore. Next week, we will wrap up New Moon!

Today, we're discussing Ch. 4-10 of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. We are in dire need of a vampire therapist; Bella is still a bad friend; we meet the potential Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of the story; and Billy Black is the worst liar. Next time, we will continue with Ch. 11-18.

Today we're discussing Ch. 1-3 of New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. Edward shows his true colors, Bella has every right to be upset, and we're honestly just waiting for the wolves to show up. Next, week we'll continue our discussion with Ch. 4-10. Meanwhile, remember to follow us on Instagram and Tiktok!

Today, we're catching up! We discuss mood reading, the Twilight 20th anniversary party, and do some Twilight trivia. Next week, we will be going over the first three chapters of New Moon. Remember to follow us on Instagram and Tiktok!

Yes, she's talking about Taylor Swift (yes, you may skip it :)This episode is simply Caitlin's ADHD ramble on Taylor Swift's new album. From dancing to glitter gel pen bops, to dissecting a no-longer tortured poet's lyrics, to giggling like a 12 year old boy at innuendos, we're just here for a fun time! We will be back in just a couple weeks to cover New Moon by Stephenie Meyer. In the mean time, remember to follow us on Instagram and TikTok for updates!

Today we're wrapping up Twilight! Bella's acting skills are Oscar-worthy (though Charlie deserved NONE OF IT); James can't help but be ugly; Alice just wants a bestie; and Edward Cullen is still a LIAR. We also talk about our final thoughts on book one and if it holds up (spoiler alert: not really). YES, we will be moving on to New Moon VERY soon.

Welcome back to our discussion of Twilight (full spoilers)! As utter professionals, today we talk about Edward's disco fever, how vampirism cures everything (except ugliness), and how the Cullen's should've hired a therapist a looonnnnggg time ago. Oh, and we find the meadow! Next week we will wrap up Twilight before diving into New Moon!

Today, we're continuing our discussion of Twilight (full spoilers). Topics include Mike Nuisance, flirting 101, Bella's psychic abilities, and Edward's cakes. Next week, we will be continuing with chapters 13-18.

Today we're digging into Twilight by Stephenie Meyer with the preface-ch. 5. A lot happens...but not really. We're just trying to be kind, necessary, AND true. We talk about how Bella can't make friends (though they flock to her), Renee is the WORST, and Charlie deserves sooo much more. We also (accidentally) create the perfect forgotten plot. These episodes feature FULL SPOILERS of all the Twilight books.

This week we're back to our roots. Do you hear that sound in the distance? It's hoa hoa season! We discuss our personal Twilight origins and how Stephenie came up with the idea. We also get into how Twilight changed the game in books at its time (there may or may not be an argument...). Next week, we will be digging into Twilight starting with the Preface through Ch. 5! Remember to follow us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

WELCOME BACK! We are starting off this season with a darling episode featuring our unsolicited special guest Jerry. We discuss our summers including lots of working, nerdscursions, and everything in between. We also discuss our favorites and get into some of the Booktok rabbit holes (OMG and even more has happened since). Most importantly, we OFFICIALLY announce what book series we're re-exploring this season. Join us next week as we enter hoa hoa land with our series intro episode! Remember to follow us on Instagram and TikTok!

Today we're talking about bookish tastes. Reba is all about the fanfic, Caitlin loves a 2000s teen drama and an investment, and Peyton enjoys anything well-written...and a joke. Basically, we're dropping trauma and the words aren't wording (all normal over here). We will be back after our summer hiatus. Look for new episodes this August! In the meantime, catch up with any of our old content and follow us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod.

Today we're talking about book covers. We discuss cover changes, too many exclusive editions, cover icks, and some of our favorites. Next week will be our season finale before our summer hiatus! Remember to follow us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

Today, we're talking all about TV shows--our favorites, those we never finished, and our biggest recommendations. Reba is the queen of comfort shows, Peyton loves horror, and Caitlin keeps talking about Haven. We also talk about how everyone loves Ouran High School Host Club, Arrested Development was ahead of his time, Kristin Chenoweth is a national treasure, and Taylor Lautner could never replace Andy Samberg. Next week, we will be talking about book covers--the good, the bad, and the ugly.

Today, we're talking about our current favs. Conversations topics include crazy superfans, meeting celebrities, sensationalized true crime, and horrific people. Basically, Caitlin is a snooper, Reba is not getting her five stars, and Peyton has to have the last word. We also talk about our March book club pick Noticadia (full spoilers). Remember to follow us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

Today, we're wrapping up our episode on toxic people by discussing a toxic friendship. From humbling people to fourth grade bullies to shiny new toys to middle school drama to third-wheeling--who's the problem? (It's definitely her...) Next week, we will be back to our fangirl content!

Today we are continuing our series on toxic people, but not before talking about our driving skills (it's really not that riveting, we swear). Reba shares some more on her current saga, and Caitlin divulges in her roommate history. Next week, we we will (finally) rap up this mini series, and then (hopefully) we'll be back to our fangirling ways (still littered with tangents, of course).

Today, we're continuing our discussion of toxic relationships. Peyton shares her dating history (a psychopath, a loser, and a good guy). We discuss missing red flags, needing reassurance, and growing up. Reba recounts her chronicle with the Pet Detective, and Caitlin gives her voiceless commentary. Next week will be part 3 of our impromptu "Toxic People" series where we discuss toxic friendships. TW: toxic relationships, abuse, manipulation, addiction

Today, we're inadvertently starting our "Toxic People" series. Conversation topics include Peyton's soapbox, nerd-scursions, non-violence, aggressive passiveness, and crazy roommates. Next week we will continue this topic with the discussion of toxic relationships.

Welcome back to this week's episodes where we are still modern-age weather girls who sometimes talk about things that we enjoy. We discuss how we pick books (from tropes to recommendations to how unhinged it sounds), how we rate books (from spreadsheet madness to what makes a five star to expectations of KU versus a physical buy), dnfs, and autobuy authors. Next week, we will start our mini-series of storytimes covering toxic roommates, relationships, and friendships.

Today, we're discussing our current favorites and adaptations. From webtoons and fanfic to Derry Girls and Cops to dark romance and allergy season: we may or may not be having a fun time. We also pick our March read for our Romantasy book club. We will be back next week talking about...something!

Today, we are talking all about fandoms gone wild and Booktok critics. We discuss the special-ness of special editions (from Twilight to ACOTAR to Onyx Storm), how author's are still humans, and how no one has the right to judge someone else's reading experience. Next week, we'll be talking about our current favorites and adaptations.

Today, we're talking about Onyx Storm by Rebecca Yarros (FULL SPOILERS). Welcome to the grand side quest where we finally get our hands on Papa Sorrengail's research, Xaden Riorson is no longer just a hot potato, Violet is an okay Poison Masterm Ridoc is the best part of this book, and (oh my gosh) DADDY DAIN. Next week, we will be discussing fandoms going wild and Booktok critics. Remember to follow us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

Today we are wrapping up Iron Flame with Ch. 55-66. Violet has a brain blast (but can't do basic math). Andarna reveals her true colors. There are grand reveals, cliff hangers, and non-spoiler spoilers. Andddd we accidentally get into Twilight... We will be back on Feb. 18 with our Onyx Storm episode!

WELCOME BACK! We are here with Iron Flame Ch. 49-56. We're back with the smartest girl in the room (mistranslations, lack of priorities, and all); Dain apologizes and reveals who he really has a crush on; and Violet finally asks Xaden the right questions. We also discuss the valiant efforts procuring Onyx Storm, middle school adventures, and our favorite substitute teacher. Next week, we will be wrapping up Iron Flame!

Welcome to our 2024 wrap up! Today we're talking about our favorite movies, tv shows, music, and books. We'll also be covering any least favorites, disappointments, and surprises. Conversation topics include: the alma mater song, Kings of Tupelo, our non-eclectic music tastes, ice storms, the year of the three star, our impromptu fantasy book club, and the best gift giver. We will be back in 2025 to wrap up Iron Flame and head into our next adventure!

We discuss our Friendmas shenanigans (broken glass, fabricating reality TV drama, and midnight movie viewings). Then, we get back into Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros with chapters 41-48. Xaden just wants to protect Violet; Cat refuses to give up this man; the Viscount is playing games; riders and fliers must unite; we find more editing errors; and Violet starts asking the right questions. Next week will be our 2024 wrap up!

Today, we're covering Iron Flame Chapters 37-40. Violet has regrets and a few realizations; Andarna finally wakes up; Xaden own the house (whaatttt); there's a minor translating error and a sibling reunion--Oh! And nature walks, politics, and a Yaya sisterhood moment... Next week, we will be continuing with chapter 41-48! Remember to follow us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

Today, we finish off Part One of Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. We pose the question "What if Violet was just hot?", scream over her DRINKING THE LEMONADE, call out each other's weaknesses, compare Varrish to a middle school girl, and remember to always give Pepperwood. Next week, we will be continuing with Part Two of Iron Flame! Remember to keep up with us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

Today, we're covering Iron Flame Chapters 26-30. Violet and Xaden have no trouble with wet leather; Jesinia and Violet definitely have a bi-weekly girls' night (a la Sabrina Carpenter gossip sesh); Xaden's exes don't live in Texas (that one is a gryphon flier!); Varrish is a little b (but what if this is Darth Vader situation...); and Caitlin gives her unsolicited review of Wicked. Next week, we'll be back wrapping up Part One of Iron Flame! Remember to keep up with us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

Today we're discussing chapters 21-25 of Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. Turns out, Dain is clueless; Rhiannon is back to *realizing*; Violet seems...confused; just the water is poisoned [BUT THEY ATE THE BISCUITS]; and someone infamous returns (cue us throwing our books). Tune in next week as we cover chapters 26-30. Remember to keep up with us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

Today we're talking about Iron Flame Ch. 16-20. Violet remembers that she's the Poison Master; Xaden is not a fan of Violet's secrets; Tairn gets REALLY mad; Rhiannon and Violet duke it out; and that's not the real Violet. Next week, we will be covering chapters 21-25!

Violet finds out about Xaden's (possible) ex; there's an underground fight club; Violet and Xaden are OFFICIALLY insufferable; and the poison master fails. Next week, we will be covering chapters 16-20!

Today, we talk about our busy Octobers. Caitlin is a Halloween hater, Peyton shares her cruise misadventures, and Reba makes dreams come true. From flashing waiters to perfecting timing to swimming with turtles to FINALLY going to the Eras tour...we had the BEST time. Next week, we will be covering Chapters 11-15 of Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros.

In today's episode, we discuss Iron Flame chapters 6-10. We're living, laughing, loving Basgiath. Xaden just wants Violet to trust him; Violet remains the smartest gal around; Rhiannon just needs to believe in herself; and Nadine picked the wrong day to be in a silly, goody mood. We also mention our failed attempt at a read-a-thon, book shopping adventures, and driving mishaps. Next week, we'll be talking about our WILD Octobers. Then, we will be continuing Iron Flame with chapters 11-15.

Welcome back to the world of Emperyan as we fly into Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. Violet is STILL the smartest girl alive; Xaden is SO SORRY; the two of them are insufferable (get used to it); Dain has frat boy energy; we find our plot; you must get your degree before you risk your life; there might be a school for villains; and it all leads back to Jennifer Coolidge. Next week, we will be covering Iron Flame Ch. 6-10. Remember to follow us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

Today, we're exploring author scandals and publishing controversies. We discuss authors writing fanfics under pseudonyms, publishing house gimmicks, buying out the NYT Bestseller list, intense review bombing, and overall using your powers for good. It's sketch city here. Next week, we will be flying into Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros by discussing Chapters 1-5. Remember to follow us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod

Today, we're discussing the remainder of 2024. We talk about impending doom, buying books because they're pretty, and being a Goodreads stalker. We also do a TBR Jar and Blind Date with a Book. Basically, we're here to be messy. Next week is our episode covering author/publisher scandals and controversies. Then, on October 22, we will fly back into the world of the Emperyan with our coverage of Iron Flame by Rebecca Yarros. Remember to keep up with us on Instagram @letscallitnothingpod