Let’s Not Die!

Mercy Brown's ritual reaches its epic conclusion! The party faces impossible odds in the thrilling finale of Let's Not Die: Coffins by the CoastArtemis has been captured and placed beside Mercy Brown's coffin as the final vampire ritual begins. Green Beans, Bloop, and the rest of the party must battle Ernest, uncover the ritual's missing pieces, and stop one of the campaign's greatest threats before Mercy Brown rises once again.The heroes discover the ritual's hidden requirements: a powerful amulet must be destroyed using vampire magic, centuries of vampire teeth must be placed into a plasmoid's essence, and Mercy Brown's coffin must remain sealed until the ritual is complete. Every decision matters as the party combines clever spellcasting, teamwork, and desperate last stands to prevent catastrophe.Coffins by the Coast is a live-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e campaign hosted by Tess Dion, featuring comedians navigating a vampire-infested Rhode Island filled with mysteries, monsters, dark comedy, and terrible decisions.🎟️ See our live one-shots around New England and grab tickets through the link below!🔗 Follow us on social media:https://linktr.ee/Lets...Keywords: Dungeons & Dragons, D&D 5e, Actual Play Podcast, TTRPG, Vampire Campaign, Gothic Horror, Horror Comedy, Fantasy RPG, Rhode Island, Live Play, Tabletop Gaming, Comedy Podcast, Vampire Adventure, Dungeon Master, Tess Dion.#DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #DND5E #ActualPlay #TTRPG #Vampire #Vampires #HorrorComedy #FantasyPodcast #TabletopRPG #ActualPlayPodcast #GothicFantasy

The vampire mystery deepens as the crew’s trip to the mall takes a dangerous turn.After uncovering new threats and questioning who they can trust, the party faces betrayal, unexpected encounters, and a race to gather the pieces needed for a powerful ritual. With enemies closing in and the vampire lord’s influence growing stronger, the group must rely on investigation, teamwork, and a little chaos to survive.As alliances are tested and secrets come to light, the crew prepares for a confrontation that could change everything. Will they have what they need before the night runs out?Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play Dungeons & Dragons in a vampire-infested Rhode Island full of mysteries, monsters, and terrible decisions.See our live one-shots all around New England and grab tickets through the link below!.Follow us on social media:⁠https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

The hunt for a powerful vampire reaches a breaking point as unlikely allies are forced to work together. With new revelations, dangerous encounters, and impossible choices around every corner, the party ventures into one of Rhode Island's most unexpected battlegrounds "The Mall".Can the crew put aside their differences long enough to stop an ancient evil, or will hidden motives tear everything apart?Coffins by the Coast is a live-play Dungeons & Dragons campaign hosted by Tess Dion, featuring comedians navigating a vampire-infested Rhode Island filled with mysteries, monsters, dark comedy, and terrible decisions.If you enjoy vampire horror, gothic fantasy, tabletop RPGs, D&D 5e, actual play campaigns, and chaotic comedy, you're in the right place.See our live one-shots around New England and grab tickets through the link below!Follow us on social media:https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDie

What begins as a simple investigation quickly spirals into something far more dangerous. An unexpected attack forces the party into impossible choices, unsettling truths come to light, and the line between ally and enemy grows harder to see. As tensions rise and a powerful threat closes in, the group realizes they may be standing on the edge of a much larger conflict.Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play Dungeons & Dragons in a vampire-infested Rhode Island full of mysteries, monsters, and terrible decisions.See our live one-shots all around New England and grab tickets through the link below!.Follow us on social media:⁠https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

The party begins a risky investigation into Ernest by sneaking into his riverside van using stealth and deception. What starts as careful reconnaissance quickly escalates into mounting tension.As the investigation deepens, a single name alone is enough to shift the atmosphere in an unnatural way, hinting that something far older and more dangerous may be watching.Following fragmented clues, the group pushes deeper into the mystery, uncovering a concealed location and a strange object tied to necromantic forces and unanswered questions.Their exit turns chaotic when they’re confronted by an armed homeowner, forcing a frantic bluff and retreat.Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play Dungeons & Dragons in a vampire-infested Rhode Island full of mysteries, monsters, and terrible decisions.See our live one-shots all around New England and grab tickets through the link below!.Follow us on social media:⁠https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

Mercy has finally stepped out of the shadows.After destroying the mysterious runes hidden beneath the house, the crew comes face-to-face with the ghostly girl haunting them with their memories. Mercy offers answers, but every answer comes with a price. As secrets about Artemis's family come to light, the party discovers a terrifying truth: Mercy grows stronger every time a vampire dies.A dangerous bargain is struck, memories are threatened, bones are broken, and an unsettling connection to Rhode Island's infamous Mercy Brown begins to emerge. With more questions than answers, the crew turns to local history, forgotten legends, and a desperate search for whatever remains of Mercy's humanity.Can they uncover the truth before they become trapped in a deal they can never escape?Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play Dungeons & Dragons in a vampire-infested Rhode Island full of mysteries, monsters, and terrible decisions.See our live one-shots all around New England and grab tickets through the link below!Follow us on social media:https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

After reading a cursed tome and getting a nat 1, the party discovers that some consequences can't be undone. As the failed saves begin forcing them to relive strange visions and fractured memories, reality twists into a series of surreal and unsettling encounters. Following a trail of impossible clues, they uncover a door to the basement and come face-to-face with a mysterious figure. Whether she's a friend, foe, or something in between remains to be seen.Catch our live shows across New England! Find dates and locations at www.letsnotdie.com!

A cursed book. A watching presence. One choice that unravels everything.In this episode of Coffins by the Coast, curiosity turns into chaos as the party encounters an artifact that reacts when opened and something ancient reacts back. The table fights to survive a situation that feels bigger than any of them fully understand… and leaves them with the sense that they’ve only scratched the surface.Catch our live shows across New England! Find dates and locations at www.letsnotdie.com!

Welcome to Coffins by the Coast, a gothic horror comedy D&D actual play hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play D&D. Come out and see our live one-shots all across New England at www.letsnotdie.com and find us here: https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlayIn this episode, Artemis Rathbone, Leviticus Green Beans, and Bloop prepare for a covert mission into Chestnut Hill Cemetery after receiving a cryptic invitation tied to the strange events surrounding Rathbone Mansion. Disguised and uneasy, the group slips into Rhode Island’s underground tunnel network and emerges into a hidden gathering far more dangerous—and chaotic—than expected.What begins as an infiltration into a vampire party quickly spirals into escalating absurdity: improvised disguises, clueless teenagers caught in the wrong place at the wrong time, and a growing sense that something far larger is unfolding beneath the city. When outside interference detonates the situation into total chaos, the group is forced into a frantic scramble for answers.As the dust settles, the discovery of a hidden chamber beneath the cemetery and a powerful, forbidden book within it—pushes Artemis toward a catastrophic turning point, ending the episode on a dangerous and magical cliffhanger.

Welcome to Coffins by the Coast, a gothic comedy D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion where comedians play D&D.After the chaos at Rathbone Mansion, Artemis, Leviticus, and Bloop try settling into their bizarre inheritance but strange discoveries, a legendary vampire hunter, and a dangerous late-night intrusion quickly pull them deeper into Rhode Island’s supernatural underworld. As Artemis begins grappling with unsettling new powers, the group uncovers clues pointing toward something sinister brewing at Chestnut Hill Cemetery.Catch our live comedy D&D one-shots all around New England at www.letsnotdie.comFollow us on socials: https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

Coffins by the Coast begins on a stormy night in Newport, Rhode Island, where an uneasy funeral at the Rathbone mansion quickly spirals into chaos. Strange guests arrive, old secrets resurface, and the mansion itself begins revealing that not everything is as it seems. The players are pulled into a night of bizarre inheritance proceedings, supernatural omens, and unsettling discoveries that hint at something far darker lurking beneath Rhode Island’s surface. Mystery, mayhem, and vampire-hunting chaos await as the campaign begins. You can catch our live comedy D&D one-shots all around New England. Tickets and show info at letsnotdie.com, and follow us on socials:⁠https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play D&D. You can catch our live one-shots all around New England—ticket links can be found at letsnotdie.com and follow us on socials:https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlayNow…The world is familiar… until it isn’t.There are stories people laugh off—vampires, curses, things in the dark.And somehow, these people end up in the same orbit:Artemis “Art” Rathbone — a 55-year-old with a legendary vampire-hunting family… who absolutely did not plan on continuing the legacy. A theatrical, wine-loving mess of a man who looks like he wandered off a stage production and into the wrong genre. He insists he knows what he’s doing. He does not.Bloop — a 32-year-old sentient slime who has failed at nearly every normal job a person can have. Blunt, insecure, and surprisingly deadly when he can squeeze into the right place at the right time. Vampire hunting is the first thing he’s ever been good at—and he’s holding onto it hard.Leviticus “Greenbeans” Green — a 24-year-old academic and monster-slaying rationalist who does not believe in the supernatural… despite actively hunting it. Armed with data, skepticism, and a disturbing number of weaponized religious artifacts, he treats all of this like a research project he cannot afford to fail.They are not a team.They are not prepared.They barely believe the same things about the world.they’re here.They’re vampire hunters now.No plan. No trust. No idea what’s really out there.Just one rule:Don’t die.See our live oneshots all around New England, find ticket links at Letsnotdie.com Follow us on Socials:https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-dubious self-help guru; and Broxwood Foxwhelp, an apple-obsessed halfling ranger. They are hired by Keith's father, Mr. Knowles, to find him for a reward. Amidst mistaken identities, pelican transport, and general party chaos, the group uncovers Keith's trail and prepares to enter the caves.

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-dubious self-help guru; and Broxwood Foxwhelp, an apple-obsessed halfling ranger. They are hired by Keith's father, Mr. Knowles, to find him for a reward. Amidst mistaken identities, pelican transport, and general party chaos, the group uncovers Keith's trail and prepares to enter the caves.

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-dubious self-help guru; and Broxwood Foxwhelp, an apple-obsessed halfling ranger. They are hired by Keith's father, Mr. Knowles, to find him for a reward. Amidst mistaken identities, pelican transport, and general party chaos, the group uncovers Keith's trail and prepares to enter the caves.

This D&D one-shot features Trevor Dion as the DM, with players Canon Eccleston as Rich Angelo, a failing Magician, and Ray Harrington as Elegant Autumnfall, a bard who wants to be good at everything. Together, they embark on a wild mission: steal the Fey Contract of Songbinding from Taylor Swift’s mansion in Westerly, RI. Between disguises gone wrong, accidental magic mishaps, and chaotic party antics—including breaking guitars, outsmarting enchanted security, and dodging magical transformations—nothing goes smoothly.

This is where we call it a day—time to recharge and plot our next hilarious adventure!

Listen, Cry, laugh. Do anything but throw a hammer at me.

The Final battle commences!

The final battle commences; will the students, teachers, or Uber drivers survive, or will everyone perish? Keep listening and find out!

The students are on their A-game in this episode. Is that going to be enough to face off with Lucy?

They try to save Lovecraft and the world. Can they do it?

Survial? Also Wesley makes the ultimate sacrifice.

In the dumbest episode yet the gang find Hanton City.

Paper Golems and Lovecraft Library. One thing to remember is asking for a perception check occasionally is important.

They get back into Lovecraft's library, what will they find?

The gang react to what Lucy did and the consequnces of not catching it in time

Hulgran and Tofin ask Lucy for help. What could go wrong.

Wesley is captured by the Baba Yaga. What punishment is awaiting him? Is there a punishment?

The play is happening soon and the witch is demanding Wesley to screw over Lucy. Will he do it?

Wesley is coping with his father and his holmunculus death . Wesley has a confusing angry interactive with Ms.Watts and the group talk to the warlock teacher Mr. Abraham when they encountered a familar face.

Wesley returns home after being deceived about Flame Master's death, which was actually a surprise party organized by Hulgren. Tofin experiences a period of alcoholism and the group discovers a horrifying sight and a lead on the location of Lovecraft Library.

Wesley and Winston talk things out and research well Tofin and Hulgran struggles with their inner demonsI

The gang plans to meet with The Headmaster but before that,Hulgran experiences a wake-up call that leads him to a state of depression. He reflects on his behavior and with a new discovery attempts to make changes.

The gang finds out the problem with the lighthouse. They, along with you, learn the real meaning of Elritch horror well the gang try fixing it.

Wesley gets cast as the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz A investigating a mysterious root leads to the tragic fate of Rodolfo, everybody's favorite character.

The group picks up a VCR to play the VHS tape. Wesley decides to join the drama club, Tofin joins the baseballteam , and an a stranger encounter occurs in the basement of Lovecraft Academy.

The gang meets a light house keeper and gets a lead on their investigation.

The gang navigates the chaotic aftermath of a wild party in this episode of Lovecraft Academy. They encounter a sorcerer and rapper named Flame Master Thrones. They end up with answers, but they also have a lot more questions.

In this episode of Lovecraft Acadamy the gang go to a house party at the most haunted house in New England. What could go wrong?

The gang is getting ready for their first high school party. It's going to be a night to remember. But little do they know, a secret is about to be revealed that will change everything.

How does the gang deal with the death of a teacher? Hilariously

Guest appearance from CJ (Jay Bee) comes to school to join the gang to be cursed. School starts and chaos ensues Lovecraft Acadamy is in the "high-fantasy, super-magical" world located in modern-day Rhode Island. Lovecraft Academy, created by H.P. Lovecraft, serves as a school to protect the world from the unknown. Our three students, Wesley Blank (played by Cannon Eccleston), Hulgran Bloodbeard (played by Dan Martin), and Torfin Son of Glóin (played by Adrian Morse), become deeply involved in a plot that has the potential to fundamentally changes the underground magical world of Rhode Island.

The first day of school goes as bad as you would think. Lovecraft Academy is a high-fantasy, super-magical world located in modern-day Rhode Island. Lovecraft Academy, created by H.P. Lovecraft, serves as a school to protect the world from the unknown. Our three students, Wesley Blank (played by Cannon Eccleston), Hulgran Bloodbeard (played by Dan Martin), and Torfin Son of Glóin (played by Adrian Morse), become deeply involved in a plot that has the potential to fundamentally change the underground magical world of Rhode Island.

Lovecraft Acadamy is in the "high-fantasy, super-magical" world located in modern-day Rhode Island. Lovecraft Academy, created by H.P. Lovecraft, serves as a school to protect the world from the unknown. Our three students, Wesley Blank (played by Cannon Eccleston), Hulgran Bloodbeard (played by Dan Martin), and Torfin Son of Glóin (played by Adrian Morse), become deeply involved in a plot that has the potential to fundamentally changes the underground magical world of Rhode Island.