Let’s Not Die!

Coffins by the Coast begins on a stormy night in Newport, Rhode Island, as an uneasy funeral gathers at the Rathbone mansion. What should be a solemn evening quickly spirals into gothic chaos as strange guests arrive, old secrets stir, and the mansion begins revealing that not everything is as it seems.Joined by an eccentric cast of hunters, scholars, and one deeply unpredictable plasmoid, Artemis Rathbone finds himself pulled into a night of unsettling discoveries, bizarre inheritance proceedings, and supernatural omens that hint at something far darker lurking beneath Rhode Island’s surface.Mystery, mayhem, and vampire-hunting chaos await as the campaign begins.

Welcome to Coffins by the Coast! This is a D&D campaign hosted by Tess Dion, where comedians play D&D. You can catch our live one-shots all around New England—tickets in the bio and follow us on socials:https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlayNow…The world is familiar… until it isn’t.There are stories people laugh off—vampires, curses, things in the dark.And somehow, these people end up in the same orbit:Artemis “Art” Rathbone — a 55-year-old with a legendary vampire-hunting family… who absolutely did not plan on continuing the legacy. A theatrical, wine-loving mess of a man who looks like he wandered off a stage production and into the wrong genre. He insists he knows what he’s doing. He does not.Bloop — a 32-year-old sentient slime who has failed at nearly every normal job a person can have. Blunt, insecure, and surprisingly deadly when he can squeeze into the right place at the right time. Vampire hunting is the first thing he’s ever been good at—and he’s holding onto it hard.Leviticus “Greenbeans” Green — a 24-year-old academic and monster-slaying rationalist who does not believe in the supernatural… despite actively hunting it. Armed with data, skepticism, and a disturbing number of weaponized religious artifacts, he treats all of this like a research project he cannot afford to fail.They are not a team.They are not prepared.They barely believe the same things about the world.But they’re here.They’re vampire hunters now.No plan. No trust. No idea what’s really out there.Just one rule:Don’t die. See our live oneshots all around New England, buy tickets with the link in our bio!Follow us on Socials:https://linktr.ee/LetsNotDieActualPlay

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-dubious self-help guru; and Broxwood Foxwhelp, an apple-obsessed halfling ranger. They are hired by Keith's father, Mr. Knowles, to find him for a reward. Amidst mistaken identities, pelican transport, and general party chaos, the group uncovers Keith's trail and prepares to enter the caves.

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-dubious self-help guru; and Broxwood Foxwhelp, an apple-obsessed halfling ranger. They are hired by Keith's father, Mr. Knowles, to find him for a reward. Amidst mistaken identities, pelican transport, and general party chaos, the group uncovers Keith's trail and prepares to enter the caves.

DM Trevor Dion guides comedians Ray Harrington, Cannon Eccleston, and Mark-Anthony Lewis through a chaotic D&D one-shot in Newport, Rhode Island. Their mission: find Keith, a YouTuber who went missing while filming stunts in the Newport Caves. The players embody wildly dysfunctional characters: Thorn Pussywillow, a grumpy child-sized gnome rogue; Gulpin Deepthroat, a washed-up pirate-turned-dubious self-help guru; and Broxwood Foxwhelp, an apple-obsessed halfling ranger. They are hired by Keith's father, Mr. Knowles, to find him for a reward. Amidst mistaken identities, pelican transport, and general party chaos, the group uncovers Keith's trail and prepares to enter the caves.

This D&D one-shot features Trevor Dion as the DM, with players Canon Eccleston as Rich Angelo, a failing Magician, and Ray Harrington as Elegant Autumnfall, a bard who wants to be good at everything. Together, they embark on a wild mission: steal the Fey Contract of Songbinding from Taylor Swift’s mansion in Westerly, RI. Between disguises gone wrong, accidental magic mishaps, and chaotic party antics—including breaking guitars, outsmarting enchanted security, and dodging magical transformations—nothing goes smoothly.

This is where we call it a day—time to recharge and plot our next hilarious adventure!

Listen, Cry, laugh. Do anything but throw a hammer at me.

The Final battle commences!

The final battle commences; will the students, teachers, or Uber drivers survive, or will everyone perish? Keep listening and find out!

The students are on their A-game in this episode. Is that going to be enough to face off with Lucy?

They try to save Lovecraft and the world. Can they do it?

Survial? Also Wesley makes the ultimate sacrifice.

In the dumbest episode yet the gang find Hanton City.

Paper Golems and Lovecraft Library. One thing to remember is asking for a perception check occasionally is important.

They get back into Lovecraft's library, what will they find?

The gang react to what Lucy did and the consequnces of not catching it in time

Hulgran and Tofin ask Lucy for help. What could go wrong.

Wesley is captured by the Baba Yaga. What punishment is awaiting him? Is there a punishment?

The play is happening soon and the witch is demanding Wesley to screw over Lucy. Will he do it?

Wesley is coping with his father and his holmunculus death . Wesley has a confusing angry interactive with Ms.Watts and the group talk to the warlock teacher Mr. Abraham when they encountered a familar face.

Wesley returns home after being deceived about Flame Master's death, which was actually a surprise party organized by Hulgren. Tofin experiences a period of alcoholism and the group discovers a horrifying sight and a lead on the location of Lovecraft Library.

Wesley and Winston talk things out and research well Tofin and Hulgran struggles with their inner demonsI

The gang plans to meet with The Headmaster but before that,Hulgran experiences a wake-up call that leads him to a state of depression. He reflects on his behavior and with a new discovery attempts to make changes.

The gang finds out the problem with the lighthouse. They, along with you, learn the real meaning of Elritch horror well the gang try fixing it.

Wesley gets cast as the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz A investigating a mysterious root leads to the tragic fate of Rodolfo, everybody's favorite character.

The group picks up a VCR to play the VHS tape. Wesley decides to join the drama club, Tofin joins the baseballteam , and an a stranger encounter occurs in the basement of Lovecraft Academy.

The gang meets a light house keeper and gets a lead on their investigation.

The gang navigates the chaotic aftermath of a wild party in this episode of Lovecraft Academy. They encounter a sorcerer and rapper named Flame Master Thrones. They end up with answers, but they also have a lot more questions.

In this episode of Lovecraft Acadamy the gang go to a house party at the most haunted house in New England. What could go wrong?

The gang is getting ready for their first high school party. It's going to be a night to remember. But little do they know, a secret is about to be revealed that will change everything.

How does the gang deal with the death of a teacher? Hilariously

Guest appearance from CJ (Jay Bee) comes to school to join the gang to be cursed. School starts and chaos ensues Lovecraft Acadamy is in the "high-fantasy, super-magical" world located in modern-day Rhode Island. Lovecraft Academy, created by H.P. Lovecraft, serves as a school to protect the world from the unknown. Our three students, Wesley Blank (played by Cannon Eccleston), Hulgran Bloodbeard (played by Dan Martin), and Torfin Son of Glóin (played by Adrian Morse), become deeply involved in a plot that has the potential to fundamentally changes the underground magical world of Rhode Island.

The first day of school goes as bad as you would think. Lovecraft Academy is a high-fantasy, super-magical world located in modern-day Rhode Island. Lovecraft Academy, created by H.P. Lovecraft, serves as a school to protect the world from the unknown. Our three students, Wesley Blank (played by Cannon Eccleston), Hulgran Bloodbeard (played by Dan Martin), and Torfin Son of Glóin (played by Adrian Morse), become deeply involved in a plot that has the potential to fundamentally change the underground magical world of Rhode Island.

Lovecraft Acadamy is in the "high-fantasy, super-magical" world located in modern-day Rhode Island. Lovecraft Academy, created by H.P. Lovecraft, serves as a school to protect the world from the unknown. Our three students, Wesley Blank (played by Cannon Eccleston), Hulgran Bloodbeard (played by Dan Martin), and Torfin Son of Glóin (played by Adrian Morse), become deeply involved in a plot that has the potential to fundamentally changes the underground magical world of Rhode Island.