Let's Stop There

At long last, it's the end of Let's Stop There. Thanks to everyone who has listened to us, we had a great run and couldn't have done it without you. --- thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

(editor's note: this episode was originally recorded April 9, 2025). This week we're reading The Erotic Adventures of Paul Bunyan by RK Galaga and T Frogger. This is our penultimate episode - we have one left before we shut this puppy down - and we returned to our roots with this one. Thanks to those of you that stuck around! book link --- thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading more fan fiction. Longtime listeners should know what to expect, but if this is your first time tuning in maybe skip this and try Bigfoot Cop. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Reader's Digest, the perfect bathroom magazine read to you by America's foremost toilet experts. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading It's Just Business by Lauren Landish and Willow Winters. We may be podcast hosts, we may be friends, but most importantly - we're business partners. And it's about time we cut the BULLSHIT and got down to stone cold business. I forgot what this book was about, sorry. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Tommy Turdlette by Donald Desaulniers. We (obviously) only picked this book because of the title, but we quickly grew to love Tommy, the bizarre lawyer with questionable politics and no discernible problems. Eazy, breezy, beautiful Tommy Turdlette. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Suburban Legends by Sam Stall. Austin prepares for his move to the suburbs with some spooky stories about what could be waiting for him in his new back yard. Ghosts? Murderers? Large birds??? book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Nipslip by Gwyn McNamee. You may remember the first book in this series, Dickslip, where some dude accidentally exposes himself and all hell breaks loose. This is like that, but for nips. Can't wait to see what slips out next! book link  --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Dickslip by Gwyn McNamee. Dick Slip? Dicks Lip? Either way, you're not gonna wanna Google it. [episode originally released Apr 18, 2022] book link  --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're doling out more advice no one asked for or wanted in response to Dear Abby letters.  --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

No new episode this week - so please enjoy an old episode from our patreon archives (originally released June 2023). This week we're reading Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer by Lola Faust. It's that time of year: hot, sticky and wet. While you lay out and work on your base tan, why not indulge in some HOT HOT dinosaur erotica with your three favorite podcasters? --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Carnival Creeps by Aiden Pierce. Just in time for Mother's Day, this is a nasty bit of work about a bunch of sexually deviant circus freaks getting their rocks off to dudes hanging off of meat hooks. Perfect to listen to with mom! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading FAN FICTION! Have we run out of real books to read? Have we become desensitized and need something extra nasty? Are we just plain lazy? The answer is yes to all of the above. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Alien CEO Needs a Nanny by Tasha Black. A big hunky Alien stud needs childcare for his freakish brood and wouldn't you know it, he needs a little lovin' too. Also he's purple and a CEO and probably a college graduate. What a catch! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Kiyosaki. Now that we're growing up and having kids, we need a responsible adult to tell us to stop buying drugs and videogames and start putting our money into high yield savings accounts. Boring!!! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Poison and Party Hats by Madelyn Scott. Unfortunately, our brains did a hard reset on January 1st so it's difficult to remember what this book is about, but the cover has a cartoon dog in a party hat with a bottle of champagne. Sounds like our kind of book! Here's to 2024! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Jane Bond by V.R. Tapscott. We recorded this a few weeks ago and I don't remember a single thing about it. Ganesh asked me to blurb the book "Jane Bond" and my mind went blank. Felt like I was staring directly into the sun. Jane Bond??? Fairly concerning, actually. I don't recall a recent head injury but I'm exhibiting the symptoms. Might need to reach out to my primary care physician. Anyhow, Jane Bond - enjoy! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Goosebumps: One Day at Horrorland by R.L. Stine. It's the spookiest time of the year and we're reading a book by America's Dark Prince himself, Richard Lewis Stine. "This guy is fucked up!" says NYT. Reader beware! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading The Egg and How I Laid It by Jonathan Galimore. What if man...could lay egg? A question our ancestors have asked since time immemorial. Finally, some answers. Egg. Egg. EGG!   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading My Al: A Robot Why-Choose Love Story by G.M. Fairy, a warning about the dystopian future that might happen if you smooch on ChatGPT. No smooching! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're celebrating our 200th episode with some good old fashioned FAN FICTION. Stick around to the very end where we finally get our comeuppance! Hooray! --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

No new free episode this week, so enjoy this oldie from our Patreon archives (originally published June 20, 2022). This week we're reading After Life by John Edward, the world-renowned medium who will talk to your dead grandma whether you like it or not. You spend your whole life being a good person and then you gotta spend the afterlife with a guy from LONG ISLAND. Fucked up! book link  --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading The Shocking History of Pee by Ronald Blumer. We're back from a bit of a break and we aren't wasting any time. No sense in easing back into it, here's a 100 mph fastball straight at your head. Press play and crank the volume. It's pee, folks. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse by Johnny B. Truant. At long last, we return to the Fat Vampire universe to catch up with Reginald and the gang. Since we last met, the FVU had been adapted into a show for the SyFy network and in this episode we argue that we deserve a cut. Cut us a check, NBCUniversal! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

No new episode this week - we'll be back with some FRESH CONTENT next Monday on Patreon and in two weeks on this feed. In the meantime - enjoy this episode from our premium archives (originally published September 2022).   This week we're reading What Would You Do? by Taylor Sapp and it turns out the answer is almost never "start a podcast" so I'm pretty sure this book is BUNK.   book link  --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta. We're back! The year of non-fiction is behind us and Ganesh has a new resolution for 2023 - it's time to make the boys blush. To kick things off, we're starting with some truly depraved stuff that will turn your hair white. Will we be able to look each other in the eyes after this one? book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're closing out the year with a blowout holiday fan fiction episode. This one isn't for the faint of heart! Put the kids to bed, break out the milk and cookies, and prepare for a stocking full of COAL. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Stuffed: Thanksgiving Will Never Be The Same by Robert Davis. This book has the same effect as a huge Thanksgiving dinner. By the end you'll feel foggy, confused, and ready to unbuckle your pants. A feast for the senses! Happy Thanksgiving, folks!   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

  This week we're reading Tick Tock, You're Dead! by R.L. Stine. Yet again, it's October, the month for FRIGHTS that DELIGHT. And as we do every year, we skip the tricks and bring you a big freakin' treat - a Goosebumps Choose Your Own Adventure. Much like a high-school junior hitting the streets to trick-or-treat, I'm starting to think we're getting too old for this.   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading 2050: Psycho Island by Phil M. Williams. Waterfront cabana? Pina colada in hand? Blood-soaked battle royale between a mob of 'roided out freaks? If you call that "psycho" well, then, I don't want to be sane. Book me a ticket!   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading The Art of Witty Banter by Patrick King. After four years of giving it our best effort, it's time we turn to a professional for help. Turns out dedicating 75% of every conversation to poop jokes is actually NOT recommended - you learn something new every day!   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Nerd in Shining Armor by Vicky Lewis Thompson. Read to you by three nerds in dirty sweatpants. HEYO!   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Beach House Romance by Cora Seton, an easy breezy beach read for a HOT summer day. Slather on the sunscreen, kick back and enjoy. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Porn Land by Kevin Shamel. From the author of Bigfoot Cop comes the tale of two men who find themselves in a depraved porn world, complete with some of the most disgusting scenes we've ever read. Just in time for summer!   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading To the Rude Guy in Apartment Five by J.S. Cooper. There are a million ways to deal with an annoying neighbor - write a note, complain to the landlord, direct confrontation - but have you ever tried falling in love with them instead??   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE thanks to Morris Reese for our jump music background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we’re back in the mud, getting down and dirty with some good old fashioned Fan Fiction. Plus - an extended conversation about Will Smith and Chris Rock, the thing everyone is still buzzing about, right? Right??? Sorry, this episode was recorded 200 years ago. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE

This week we're reading a book called The Electric Boner by Nathaniel Lewis. It's a familiar story - man stumbles into a toxic green puddle, yadda yadda yadda, bing bang bong, now he's got an electric boner. Zip zap zip zap. Bzzzzt. Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing. If you have a slide whistle, now's the time to let it rip. We have fun here at Let's Stop There and we hope you do too. Electric boner!   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Bigfoot Cop by Kevin Shamel. This book is kinda like Law & Order but replace the wry and charming Lennie Briscoe with a big roided out hairy freak who destroys entire city blocks and kills bystanders without a second thought. You know, kinda like real life cops.   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Bend the Law by Levi Fuller, a peek into the life of a hotshot lawyer who revels in riling up prosecutors, judges, and readers alike. He's a wiley lil freak who ends up getting more than he bargained for, something the three of us can relate to. Ganesh brings back his Stuart Little voice to rave reviews and multiple applause breaks. Terrific!   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading How to Attract Money Using Mind Power by James Goi Jr. You may recall a few months ago we dedicated ourselves to the art of Street Fighting, studying under the tutelage of James Goi Jr. Now that we've mastered the art of kicking the heavy bag, it's time we revisit our mentor for tips on how to attract MONEY using the power of our minds. Get ready for a lesson in economics you won't find on CNBC.   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Jingle My Bells by Chris Cox. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, and that means our own Father Christmas, Ganesh, reading erotic holiday fiction to his two imprisoned elves. Take a break from Bing Crosby and fill your holiday home with the dulcet tones of three adult men with a lot of time to kill.   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Paws Off the Boss by Casey Griffin. Thinking about putting your paws on the boss? Think again! Paws off the boss! Seems self explanatory, no? Well, if you need more info, here's an hour of us imploring you to keep those paws not only OFF but VERY far away from the boss.   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're joined by special guest Branson Reese (Swan Boy on FXX, Rude Tales of Magic Podcast) and we're reading a book of his choosing: Makeup to Breakup: My Life In and Out of KISS by former KISS drummer Peter Criss. Finally an answer to the question, what if you were cursed to drum for one of most successful rock bands of the 1970s? Swan Boy on the web Swan Boy on Hulu --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're getting into the Halloween spirit and reading some spooky Fan Fiction. If you thought our standard horror novels were scary, just wait until you hear what these freaks on the internet have been cooking up. --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Self-Defense Techniques and How to Win a Street Fight by James Goi Jr.. Finally, a book worth a damn. Join us as we learn techniques to kick some ass from the master himself, JGJ. This book got us so amped up we've been shirtless and kicking a heavy bag for a week. We've all lost our jobs, but we've gained so much more. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Houston, We Have a Hottie by Sarah L. Hudson, the time-honored tale of a genius NASA scientist who falls in love with a big dumb idiot who also has a really stupid brother. While other books are lacing singles and doubles, "Houston, We Have a Hottie" swings for the fences - why settle for one mondo dipshit when you've got enough material for two? That's right, two of Houston's most repulsive brothers manage to land NASA's most eligible bachelorettes, including one who just got back from outer-space and is looking for some nasty Earth-bound loving. Sick stuff! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357 Subscribe to our patreon for MORE --- Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Something Stinks at the Spa by Jordan Castillo Price. You read correctly - something stinks at the spa, and we're fixin' to find out who, what, where, when and WHY. Actually, we know the where (the spa) and the when (right now). Also the what (it stinks!), now that I think about it. Three out of five ain't bad. Let's call it a day.   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357

This week we're reading Raft People by M.L. Katz, the story of a not too distant future where the seas begin to rise and instead of passing common sense legislation to mitigate climate change, everyone overdoses on the Internet and decides to build massive rafts instead. Pretty realistic, honestly.   book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357

This week we're reading Chasing Baby by Pam McCutcheon. This is pure, uncut Let's Stop There material: A rogue cowboy cop vs. a hapless oaf in a tuxedo in a madcap caper to retrieve a lost diamond. We may already know who's going to win but the journey is still worth it. book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357   Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound

This week we're reading Murder, Curlers, and Cream by Arlene McFarlane. Not since Cowboy Billionaire Secret Baby have we been presented with a series of words so... intriguing. So titillating. So tantalizing! Murder? You bet. Curlers? Tell me more... Cream??? You gotta be kidding me. Enough said! book link --- We're on the NET at letsstopthere.com Email us at [email protected] Follow us on twitter @letsstopthere Give us a call at 567-309-0357   Thanks to Morris Reese for our theme and jump music Background music powered by Epidemic Sound