Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

Lex trades up after learning that people will pay more for a less useful Kindle.

Lex is constantly in disbelief of his good fortune, so he helps a Pontiac Vibe owner get a chair home.

Lex takes and takes and takes from his neighborhood Facebook page... until he gives back to a very appreciatve neighbor.

Lex gets free slushies before improving his workout routine.

Lex encounters a buyer who raised all the red flags and a seller who liked to lay it on thick.

After boring everyone at a dinner, Lex gets a huge piece of art.

Lex is able to sell an XBox controller without having to visit a loading dock at 11pm.

After a tough negotation over the sale price of used shoes, Lex throws in a West Virginia University sweatshirt.

Lex only has a NOT taped up, nonworking TV for a little while.

Lex learns that vintage dressers and destroyed romanticized views aren't as lucrative as they used to be.

After boredom gets the best of Lex, the used junk store gives him way too much for a can opener.

By not being an agressive salesman, Lex probably avoids being an accesory to what was surely the illegal disposal of a pet.

Before selling a Nintendo Wii U bundle in the United States, Lex frustrates a Canadian named Mike.

Lex makes a Princess Peach Wiimote as well as a Fitbit free, and you wouldn't believe what frustrating situations he encounters in the process.

Lex coulda recorded the sales of Wilson Evolution basketballs, but he sold the GoPro first.

If Luca Doncic ever plays for the Charlotte Bobcats, Lex will have all of his teams covered in his logo corner.

After crashing his Volkswagen Golf TDI, Lex impresses a child in the thrift store parking lot. 

Before deciding not to attend a poker run, Lex sells a wood planter that was meant for bikers.

Lex encounters people who don't read, people who lack an understanding of scarcity value, people who shoulda tried to buy a bike trailer in men's size 10 wide and people with possible bad faith requests; all before the Robert Axle Project bails him out.

Lex unsurprisingly keeps the chair that can do everything but make him a pizza.

Lex doesn't buy an Aventon from two face tattoo guys, despite the fact that they had a nice dog.

Had Lex asked for whale teeth as payment, a potential computer monitor buyer probably wouldn't have blocked him.

Lex stops having to yell at pedestrians on multi-use paths.

Lex buys himself a Hamilton Tiger-Cats sweatshirt he didn't need and while potentially recouping the money he spent on it, is happy to see a wheelchair lift.

While shipping an Aimé Leon Dore jersey, Lex doens't know if the University of Tufts Jumbos basketball team made the NCAA tournament.

Lex DOESN'T encounter an obvious advance payment scam after getting stuck behind a train.

Lex applies lessons learned at tag sales to what remained of his Volkswagen Fox stuff, but not before bothering his number neighbor.

Though turbo boost on the Aventon is a reference to Knight Rider, Lex still sells his counterfiet, Greek, Dukes of Hazzard shirt.

Lex knew he could trust a guy who wanted to make a tire trade in the hardware store parking lot.

Lex learns that losing a wallet isn't the obvious hint it seemed to be.

Lex is pretty sure asking Becky to make pillows also woulda ended the friendship, but he can't be sure.

Lex doesn't want a Houston Rockets shirt after finding out the New Orleans Pelicans shirt gets all linty.

Lex doesn't have to check with his husband before getting a vanity or a soccer chair.

Certain to encounter only tolerance and expanded horizons, Lex shares the Turnpike Troubadours and Allison Russell with friends.

Lex gets sent to a lot of far away addresses, but doesn't go to a local one.

The Admiral and the Lime are joined by a Wahoo.

After dealing with thrift store based derision, Lex makes it possible for his wife to continue to park on the driveway.

Lex is called brother, bro, boss, man and buddy by someone who thinks his shorts are dope.

Despite what a rug and a shirt would lead people to believe, Lex did NOT go to the University of Georgia OR Southeastern University.

Lex finds 4 bikes that seem too good to be true, and learns that only 1 actually was.

Lex accepts a lower cash offer in a grocery store parking lot midnight.

After breaking a light, Lex finally sells a fancy bed.

Lex finds a computer by the side of the road just in time to complete a Mariokart Wii project.

Lex meets a guy at dock near midnight to sell some controllers.

Lex doesn't get a dresser for a friend OR pay someone that helped him load the weird van.

Lex 

Because of Lex, a blind child's desire to drive a go cart remains unfulfilled.