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LFMP Radio

by Nigel Thomas

The only thing we have in life that is truly and uniquely ours is our perspective and the only way anyone will be able to experience yours is if you start a podcast like this wannabe author who (let's be honest) just likes listening to himself talk.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 62: They Live!!

    Hey y'all, Nigel here, this has been the longest I've gone without uploading a episode which I'll talk about in the next episode. For now, this episode is the movie episode, one that I recorded a while ago, but I only just finished editing last night. I honestly don't even remember what the first...

  2. Episode 61: Insecurity Impulse

    In the episode, Host Nigel explores the psychology of an odd recurring phenomenon that was plaguing Omegle prankster. (that among other stuff, you know the drill this isn't episode one) this is the social media episode by the way. -CS

  3. Episode 60: Celebrating Nothing

    Welcome to the first Lyric Perscription episode of season 3

  4. Episode 59: Forever Darkness

    In this episode host Nigel takes A plunge into the depths of darkness as he reads the second entry he ever did for the Write and Fright era of No Context Writer. Will he emerge with his soul intact find out now! -CS

  5. Episode 58: Romeo Plus Juliet

    In this episode host Nigel introduces and discusses his plans with the podcast going forward, then reviews 1996's Romeo + Juliet

  6. Episode 56: Hotel Civilization

    On this episode of LFMP Radio host, Nigel pontificates on a particular stream of logic that may be occurring during his day-to-day interactions with the guest at his hotel. A stream of logic that turns into a lecture about evolution and civilization - CS

  7. Episode 55: Message In A Bottle

    In this Episode, Nigel takes a trip down memory lane with some of his old rarely read/heard poems along with his first returning guest Lenny G -CS

  8. Episode 54: Autumn Leaves Autumn Daughter

    On this episode of LFMP Radio Host Nigel reads not one not two but four entries from his No Context Writer page, why? Tune in and find out. -CS

  9. Episode 53: Gattaca

    In this episode, host Nigel with the help of a special guest who has cited the film as one of their favorites on more than one occasion, reviews the 1997 sci-fi masterpiece Gattaca, for no other reason besides giving discussion to something they enjoy. -CS

  10. Episode 52: The Little Mermaid (Black Edition)

    Welcome back to America, just when you thought it was safe to go outside, a simple Disney movie trailer reminds you of the overwhelming amount of racists, lurking in the shadows of the internet. -CS

  11. Episode 51: I Don't Wanna Get My Shoes Wet

    In this episode Host Nigel Thomas talks about a video that seemed sweet on the surface' but to his eyes held a sinister truth lurking just beyond the view of the camera don-don-don! -CS (It's just a parent being bad at their job don't get too excited) -NT

  12. Episode 50: Easy Trivia & Improvised Songs

    We made it guys episode thats half a century worth of episodes... That's how that works right? Anyway, put on your thinking caps for this one as we take a trip down trivia lane and see if we can answer some basic random questions.

  13. Episode 49: Glamorous Teen Drama

    In this episode host, Nigel Thomas touches base on some of the shows he's been watching and how he isn't fond of certain teen drama tropes and one trope he IS particularly fond of, tune-in to find out what it could be. -CS

  14. Episode 48: The Flavor History Of Green

    On this episode, we get philosophical discussing numerous topics. Plus there's something special about this episode, what could it be? -CS

  15. Episode 47: Elsa Is A Bad Sister

    In this episode Host, Nigel reads what would appear to be a pretty popular article he wrote in 2016 asking Is Elsa From Disney's Frozen A Bad Sister? And mentions why he didn't like Frozen 2 very much. -CS

  16. Episode 46: How Not To Do Feminism

    In this episode, Nigel walks a dangerous line as he talks about feminism in movies and Hollywood's (and some women's) incorrect method of activating their movement in this patriarchal society. Does that sound like a lot? Well, it is. Buckle up for this 2+ hour episode of LFMP Radio -CS

  17. Episode 45: Movie Trailers & Plot Armor

    Hey everybody it's been a minute and a half but we're back with another episode, in this one Host Nigel vents about feelings relating to movie trailers and how they are poorly executed these days. -CS

  18. Episode 44: The Fall Of Arcaria

    On this episode of LFMP Radio Host Nigel takes you to the Jeweled City of Arcaria in the next entry of his No Context Writer page and even goes beyond as he reads parts of it that weren't included in the original post, is this concept good enough to become its own book in the future? Take a…

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  19. Episode 43: Hotel Chronicles

    In this episode host, Nigel Thomas talks about his new job working at a hotel and some of the interesting experiences he's had so far. CS

  20. Episode 42: Animatronic Stripper

    Helloooo and welcome back to the description area I'm your host Chopsticks and this.. is the description of the episode. On this episode of LFMP Radio, host Nigel goes on a robotic rant about an animatronic stripper video he saw on IG which people are surprisingly appalled by. Tune in to catch...

  21. Episode 41: Have A God Day

    In this episode of LFMP Radio host, Nigel spends some time chatting about some childhood experiences and having parents he could rely on.

  22. Episode 40: Just Around The Riverbend

    Host Nigel is taking this episode into his own hands, with a gripping conversation about how little decisions can have a significant influence on your future. -CS

  23. Episode 39: Lyric Prescription Catch-Up

    In this episode Host Nigel plays a little catch-up on his Lyric Perscription entries from back in 2o18 particularly relating to an experience he had while working at Michaels. -CS

  24. Episode 38: Luxury Beast

    Hello everyone, on this episode of LFMP Radio we're taking a trip down No Context Lane as Nigel reads yet another entry from the No Context Writer archives. If these walls could speak. would they? Find out now! -CP

  25. Episode 37: Relation Station

    Hello loyal listeners, welcome to another rant fueled episode of LFMP Radio, today Host Nigel Thomas is one of those moods again, as he tries to do a whole episode where he doesn't say "um" thus every uttered um was ignored during the editing process, lets see how he did. -CS

  26. Episode 36: Florence + The Machine

    On this episode of LFMP Radio Host Nigel Thomas talks about and recites lyrics from his favorite artist (see title for artist) it's actually a pretty well-recorded episode, and I hope that you all enjoy it as much as I did. -CS

  27. Episode 35: Doppelganger Tea Party

    Hello, fellow listeners welcome back to LFMP Radio, on this episode host Nigel Thomas gives a brief lecture about follow-through in the middle of researching previous incarnations of names for the days of the week. After that, he propels himself into a frustrated frenzy relating to society and…

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  28. Episode 34: Would You And Your Parents Be Friends In High-School

    Hello, loyal listeners on this episode Host Nigel Thomas, shoots the shit with a guest and discusses their past high-school personas and whether or not they'd be compatible with the personas of the parents who sired and birthed them. P.S. Sorry about that other guy who was writing the…

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  29. Episode 33: Pothead, Party-girl, Prude

    Hey y'all it's me Johnny again. Chopsticks is on vacation right now so I'm fillin in for him as far as all this description stuff goes and APPARENTLY, SOMEONE has a problem with the way I do things and thinks I should've given a "Don't listen to this while you eat warning on the last episode.…

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  30. Episode 32: A Princess-Like Shit

    Damn, this is one shitty episode, when Nigel is talkin' shit you better bring a pen and paper because he might just get philosophically philanthropic out of nowhere on your ass. -Johnny The Dinosaur

  31. Episode 31: Internal Monologue

    If you ever sat down and thought to yourself, "Hey that LFMP Radio podcast is pretty good." You have what the kids call an internal monologue. For those of you who haven't, host Nigel Thomas says you must be a brainless being that's less than human. His words, not mine.

  32. Bonus: The Two Mics Tango

    30 minutes of host Nigel Thomas testing out his two mics. Honestly, you can skip this if you want.

  33. Episode 30: Are You Crying?

    Hello and welcome back to LFMP Radio, the first episode of 2022. It's been a while, that being due to a few mishaps trying to produce an episode 30 and unfortunately, this episode isn't the special episode Mr. Thomas wanted it to be. In fact, he was in the process of getting over being sick while...

  34. Episode 29: A Dark Poetic Rabbit Hole

    In this episode Host Nigel Thomas has issues. JK he just reads a bunch of his old poems. (Which reveal that he might have issues) Have fun y'all.

  35. Episode 28: The Forth Dimension

    In this mind-bending episode of LFMP Radio Host Nigel Thomas gives a late-night seminar on a theoretical concept of the Forth dimension after talking about work tom-foolery (again) he asked me to put a link to the video he's talking about, but I'm pretty sure he saw it on Tiktok so yeah that's…

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  36. Episode 27: Everyones a F#%$

    In this bittersweet episode Host, Nigel Thomas laments his successful yet incomplete birthday D&D session, then proceeds to break down his role at his job and how stressfully intense it can be.

  37. Episode 26: Were You Born To Resist

    In this episode host Nigel Thomas takes another look back at thoughts from 2018 by means of his Lyric Perscription Instagram page and explores the questions offered by the modern bards known as Foo Fighters... Then goes off on a tangent as per usual.

  38. Episode 25: Scam Likely

    In this Episode Host Nigel Thomas has himself a vent about certain aspects of his new job, propelling him into a rant of palpable passion the likes of which this podcast has yet to witness, buckle up everyone, this one goes fast.

  39. Episode 24: Work Week

    In this episode of LFMP Radio... I'm gonna be honest with you. I listened to the edit Nigel did of this episode a week ago because for once he was ahead of schedule, and I honestly don't remember what it was about. So I'm just gonna write a bunch of stuff here and you're gonna pretend it's…

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  40. Episode 23: Celestial

    Time once again for our host to read another entry from his No Context Writer page. If you're getting sick of these please consult a medical professional because it probably has nothing to do with the content being presented on this podcast, and might actually be something serious. Get well soon!

  41. Episode 22: Everyone Is Sexy In The Apocalypse

    In this episode host, Nigel Thomas tells of a foolish encounter with some youths at his new job, gives a brief seminar on understanding fiction (It's actually just a rant, don't get too excited) and tells you the secret to turning 100 dollars to 1,000,000 dollars in just one week!

  42. Episode 21: You Can Do Better

    In this, the twenty-first episode of LFMP Radio, host Nigel Thomas accidentally bumps against the philosopher mode button and douses the audience in a wave of ideology. Also theres some nonsense about ASMR towards the end. Okaaay have fun!

  43. Episode 20: The Darkest Episode

    Toy Story is such a great movie, isn't it? Well too bad, because host Nigel Thomas doesn't talk about that on this episode, instead he opts for recounting dark repressed memory.

  44. Episode 19: Shame Part 2

    In this episode host, Nigel Thomas continues his feminist bashing rant on how women should be ashamed of everything they do, it's so disreputable I almost quit upon hearing it, I actually still might!

  45. Episode 18: Villainous Minds and Shame Part 1

    In this episode Host, Nigel Thomas reads Villainous Minds from his No Context Writer IG page, then half an hour in sets his sights on another IG page called Feminist and speaks at length about one particular post. (It's pretty fun, don't worry.)

  46. Episode 17: Reckless Ultima

    In this episode of LFMP Radio host, Nigel Thomas reads another post from his No Context Writer page, might be a pretty slow episode after the excitement of AAVE but hey maybe you prefer it that way, it's not really up to you though.

  47. Episode 16: AAVE

    What is AAVE? Is cultural appropriation a conspiracy? Is your overprotective nature screwing up your kids? In this episode host, Nigel Thomas goes deep into the trenches of controversial discussion, will he come out alive? Will he make interesting or fair points? Will he be the key that opens…

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  48. Episode 15: The Animation Talk

    In this episode host, Nigel Thomas sits you down for "the talk" the one concerning animation and how these big companies and studios don't seem to understand that people WANT to see art. He also starts to do a meta-commentary on his own bad speech habits, then trails off about ducks? (I really...

  49. Episode 14: Little Mermaid

    In this episode, host Nigel Thomas attempts to crack on certain aspects of Disney's The Little Mermaid, only to realize he probably should've watched it beforehand as a refresher, and pretty much just rediscovers the movie as he goes along.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

The only thing we have in life that is truly and uniquely ours is our perspective and the only way anyone will be able to experience yours is if you start a podcast like this wannabe author who (let's be honest) just likes listening to himself talk.

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Nigel Thomas

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The only thing we have in life that is truly and uniquely ours is our perspective and the only way anyone will be able to experience yours is if you start a podcast like this wannabe author who (let's be honest) just likes listening to himself talk.

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LFMP Radio is created and hosted by Nigel Thomas.
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