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Life is Bullshit
by Mark, Henry, Juan, Bethany
An irreverent talk show/group therapy/community service fulfillment audio project from professional journalists Henry, Mark, Juan, and Bethany. Join us as we go on an emotional voyage through topics as broad and diverse as "Is it recording?", "What did you eat today?" "What do you mean it wasn't recording?" "Let's read erotic fan fiction," and "You're seriously telling me that NONE of that got recorded?"
Episodes
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Ep61: Life is Backshit
A reunion episode with the whole gang, a bunch of whom you probably forgot were ever on the podcast, if you're still out there listening at all. Hopefully it won't be so long between episodes again, but hoping only counts in hockey and hand grenades, or something. Download Episode 61
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Ep59: Do I Have Sleep Apnea
When you know how a word is supposed to be pronounced, but you pronounce it incorrectly because you don't want to sound like an asshole. Also, ways to find out if you have sleep apneia, and how to get a prescription for a special mask. Download Episode 59 Music by Bryan Den Hartog _
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Ep58: Price Point
Chocolate, Pizza, restaurant concepts, Fast Food, heated plates. We also ask the big question: Which is better, sex or laughter? The answer will astound you! Download Episode 58 Music by Bryan den Hartog _
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Ep57: New Year's Day
Download Episode 57 Short episode, 2 months late, not much else to say. Henry's getting fat, Mark is getting drunk, Juan is getting off the pot, but NOT before he does his business. Also: Who will be the First Celebrity to Die in 2011? Our predictions, and more, this episode. Music by Bryan Den...
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Ep56: Delivery Race!
Download Episode 56 Reheating vs Cooking the first time, Mark Yells at a Homeless Person, and a DELIVERY RACE: US vs Thailand!!! What nation will emerge as the world's only superpower? Music by Bryan den Hartog _
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Ep55: Next Time in Toon Town
Mark, Henry, and Erika ramble on about some such nonsense about Kanye West's new teeth, their own teeth, and kids turning into cartoons. Juan and Bethany haven't been on the podcast in a while, but they are still around, and will be back soon! Here's the episode: Download Episode 55 And here's…
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Ep54: Impression Contest
Another, much longer impression contest is held. You might find it equally funny and uncomfortable, or maybe just uncomfortable. But stick around, because later Erika will teach us to dance! Download Episode 54 Stacey from your French class is over here, just hanging out, waiting for you to write...
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Ep53: To Live and Die in a Death Race
Chicken and Waffles, sounds you can’t stand, flash top 5 lists. If this is your first time, go elsewhere because this one's kind of boring. But the next one will probably be good. The fast top 5 lists part of this one is okay. Download Episode 53 Baklava, Balaclava, Balalaika, not necessarily in...
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Ep52: Shit is Bullshit
Bathroom habits: Europe vs America, and a little bit of Japan for good measure! Also: Who Drank Who Under the Table? Download Episode 52 ALSO in an effort to broaden our listenership, this episode is also available on YouTube, which, as you all know, can be embedded on Facebook pages and other...
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Ep51: Erika pt2: Bear Stepfather: The Series
The continuation of an earlier episode (because the recording was such a comedy goldmine!) finds the crew discussing bivouacs, super heroes, and a little bit more on pterodactyl porn. But the bulk of the discussion centers on beleaguered German polar bear Knut, and whether he is the cutest thing…
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Ep51: Erika Pt1: Pterodactyl Porn
This episode is so long we had to pull a King Solomon and cut it in half. Expect the second half later this week! Henry's new "girlfriend" joins to discuss, what else, animals, sex, and food. Download Episode 51 Mark's Comic that all of Brown is still Raving About Henry's Comic that Nobody at…
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Ep50:Mark's Drunk
The title pretty much says it all. This episode is out of order, because Mark was drunk enough to have forgotten that he recorded it altogether. Mark was also fairly drunk when he edited this episode, and when he wrote this thing you're reading right now. The point is he can't really remember…
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Ep49: Too Ballsy to Be Around!
"How 'bout a kiss, Santy Claus?" Why quote Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman? Because: BETHANY RETURNS! I guess she was in the last episode too but she's ESPECIALLY in this episode. We talk about cringeworthy audience experiences, hacemos un sección en español, and find out if We Need to Grow A Pair....
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Ep48: Life is Brownies
The name of the game this episode is intoxicants. Henry had a bad experience with a batch of tiny brownies, and Mark does whip-its in the back of the coffee shop, whenever he’s not beating it, that is. Then we write a review of our own podcast, with disastrous consequences! Other topics include:...
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Ep47: I Am Lunchables!
If you google "Chinstrap" with SafeSearch ON The first thing to know is that the title has almost nothing to do with the episode. Someone says it at one point in the episode. But all the other episode titles slept through their alarms this morning, and I Am Lunchables was the only one that showed...
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Ep46: Smells Good Tastes Gross
"On the Way to Five Guys" - the Picture of Henry that's got All of America Talking! Download Episode 46 The first half of the recording is talking about things that appear one way and act the opposite way, the second half is about finding a new pair of shoes for Mark online. At one point Alison...
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Ep45: 8===D ~ ~ ~ @:(
Download Episode 45 Mark sets up an OkCupid profile, to the horror of women nationwide. Also Juan manipulates Mark and Henry over the airwaves. This one's a two parter, but both parts are included in this one episode so don't you worry about that one iota. Original Profile "Corrected" Profile…
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Ep44: Rage is Bullshit
Download Episode 44 We get to the bottom of our uncontrollable rages, and get a more in-depth story behind Henry's car getting boosted for a joyride. I can't remember what else we talked about this episode, so here's a trailer for Carrie 2: The Rage: Music by Bryan Den Hartog
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Ep43: The Who's on First
Download Episode 43 Juan "bums us out", discuss greatest fears, the base-running system, what occupation do you most desire sexually, and an old timey comedy bit. Also, find out how you can receive a check for $1!!! Notes and Errata: I couldn't find the actual clip, so but here's another example…
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Ep42: Life is Jokeshit
Download Episode 42 A lot of time is spent trying to write a joke, wherein Mark and Juan recall other jokes they can remember and don't really write anything. Also Mark tries to buy Henry a plane ticket, and apathy ensues! Music by Bryan Den Hartog _
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Ep41: Series Reboot
Download Episode 41 Probably the macabrest episode yet, we talk about scars, then what should be done with our bodies when we die, and some other topic I forget right now. Also, the shortest episode description ever! And no pictures!
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Ep40: ( o Y o )
Download Episode 40 Henry flirts with a guy he's playing StarCraft with, we play Devil's Advocate and Sweet Talk the listener. Also we went on Henry's OkCupid profile to try and find a lady for him, with mixed results. The title of this episode is supposed to look like a pair of breasts. Listen…
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Ep39: Life is Bullscript
Download Episode 39 This episode is a regular global village... of PIZZA!!! Care to follow along? Bethany's Audition Juan's Audition Henry's Audition Juan's Callback Henry's Callback Life is Bullscript! Pizza de Abogado? Music by Bryan Den Hartog
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Ep38: Crab Rangoon
Once there was a boy named Henry who had a hangover from the RollerDerby AfterParty and wanted to order some food to try to make himself feel better, so he called his friends Mark and Bethany and Eric to help him decide what to get. In the meantime, they talked about the Magic School Bus. And...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
An irreverent talk show/group therapy/community service fulfillment audio project from professional journalists Henry, Mark, Juan, and Bethany. Join us as we go on an emotional voyage through topics as broad and diverse as "Is it recording?", "What did you eat today?" "What do you mean it wasn't recording?" "Let's read erotic fan fiction," and "You're seriously telling me that NONE of that got recorded?"
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