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Life’s a Bach
by Hill, Mal & Jill
or “Snack Mondays” with Hill, Mal & Jill. We talk The Bachelor/Bachelorette or whatever else we want! AND snacks.
Episodes
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S8 Ep2 Sweet Sweet Corn Milk
On our second and also last episode of the season we celebrated Katie's Finale of Season 17 of the Bachelorette by talking about Greg a whole bunch even though we didn't really want to talk about Greg. Anyway, we are pumped for Paradise and will be doing a medium-better job of recording episodes...
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S8 Ep 1 First-One with Thurst-on
Pretend like that title rhymes better and is clever. Pretend like we made/talked about snacks and that Mal was here. Pretend like these show notes are helpful at all. There, that's better. Behind the facade I just had you create lies the truth, which is that Hillary and Jill sleepily ran through...
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S7 Ep 10 We're Done Here
Wow, Matt James’ season is over. Somehow both nothing and everything happened during it? The ladies spend a few minutes reminiscing about the start of Quarantine this time last year - they were but young and oh so naive. They spend a little time clearing up some snack adjacent confusion and then...
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S7 Ep 9 Tillamook: Rhymes with Book
As usual Hillary is the only person worth a dang on this production team and manages to walk Mal and Jill through the important pieces of the Women Tell All as well as the Semi-Finals aka the Fantasy Suites. Just to get this out of the way, Hillary snacked on leftover asparagus, mushroom and...
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Not An Episode
Just a quick check in to let all everyone know we're taking the week off from recording. Everyone is healthy and doing fine, just busy and the Women Tell All seemed like a great episode to skip. We'll be back March 14th with Fantasy Suite coverage and intend to do the Finale on March 21st. In the...
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S7 Ep 8 She Boomped
First order of business, we will be recording on Saturdays for the duration of Matt's season so new episodes will be coming out on Sundays (probably). This means you get to listen to us yell about stuff you watched 6 days ago just in time for none of it to be relevant anymore. Or! It's like a…
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S7 Ep 7 Insert Episode Name Here
Jill uploaded this episode without a name as brought to her attention by Hill, but at this point it feels too hard to come up with something. Mal has too many pictures and videos on her phone, neither Mal nor Hill trust the "cloud" with their cherished memories, and both of them think that Bri…
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S7 Ep 6 Gimme the Bits!!
The ladies start to give MJ a hard time about being “afraid” of chickens but pretty quickly realize they are all maybe afraid of all birds? This conversation also reveals that Jill doesn’t believe that any geese are white and she thinks all Geese are Canada Geese. Watching more of Matt’s season…
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S7 Ep 5 Turtlenecks Are Shirt Prisons
Mal is back this week! Then ladies maybe set a record for how long it takes them to start talking about The Bachelor, but they make up for it with tales of accidental booze brownies, customer service voices and very compelling arguments for and against turtlenecks. This episode was recorded at...
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S7 Ep 4 Tall Man in a Hot Air Balloon
Jill and Hill gave Mal the week off, and as always her presence was sorely missed. To make up for it, there is a clicking noise that Jill doesn't notice until about 20 minutes in and then doesn't address for another 5. After editing the episode she realizes it was happening for.... pretty much…
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S7 Ep 3 Jar Clars
This week your gals take full advantage of a lag-free zoom experience and talk about The Bachelor but mostly whatever they want for almost two full hours! The Bachelor this week was one erotica story writing group date slash brand promotion for Chris Harrison and a one on one with Sierra P - no...
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S7 Ep 2 Making Out for Science
It's week 2 and the ladies still like Matt James! They forget to talk about the totally unnecessary shirtless wood chopping scene but still manage to work in erotic topics like charcuterie facebook groups and enemas. As far as actual Bach content goes basically nobody likes a mid rose ceremony...
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S7 Ep1 We Can't Stop Just Being Ready for This
In celebration of the 2nd episode of Matt James' (S25) season of The Bachelor, we are finally releasing our podcast about the 1st episode! Last week was a super fucked up time in America, or maybe rather the culmination of a super fucked up last several centuries. Two days after the first Black...
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S6 Ep 11 Free the Nipple, Mom!
On this not very dramatic (in a good way) and very romantic (in an also good way) Finale episode the ladies talk about Clarky and the Queen, though they never call them that, the real real about religious differences AND Christmas cookies. Jill made chocolate orange Macarons and they were dope…
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S6 Ep 10 Too Much Sweat
Daggum it's a busy time of year to be also watching and podcasting about The Bachelorette! That's Jill's way of saying "sorry it took 3 days to edit and upload again this week." Somehow we end this week down to the final three dudes. Tayshia somehow manages to look flawless despite the 120 degree...
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S6 Ep 8&9 Too Many Neck Triangles
After taking a week off, the ladies record this episode on schedule but release it MANY days late because the lag was intense on the zoom call and it took our unpaid editor (Jill) a little extra time and finesse to make it make sense. With so few things making sense in this world, it seems worth...
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S6 Ep 7 Science is Just Magic
Tayshia sends home several great dudes (and Chasen) including our very fav Dr Joe but KEEPS ED. She also has what feels like a pretty real and emotion conversation with Ivan about being mixed race, growing up around mostly white people, and how the Black Lives Matter movement has impacted them…
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S6 Ep 6 It's Just a Barbie Hair Dryer
Tayshia sends home 3 dudes we barely recognize and Bennett makes Harvard look worse that ASU in a rousing game of very easy rose math. Ed is mad at Chasen for only knowing one adjective and Noah makes Tayshia shave off his mustache on a bench outside even though he knows how and he has a…
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S6 Ep 5 Mostly Hot Tang
Week 5 of Season 16 of the Bachelorette is night one for Tayshia and the remaining 16 dudes plus 4 new ones. She visits with and smooches on several, and ultimately gives the First Impression Rose to a newcomer who the ladies would rather bonk on the head as they reveal in their less violent...
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S6 Ep 4 Am I Touching This Quietly Enough?
On this windy Saturday in the Pacific Northwest the ladies gather remotely to mostly discuss the Bachelorette, but get a little distracted covering the outcome of ye ole Presidential Election since the winner was announced only hours prior to recording. Mal and Jill snack on coffee because…
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S6 Ep 3 I Think it's Pronounced "Dale"
The ladies take listener notes into consideration and go snacks first this week. Jill somehow misses the moment when Clare takes a whiff of Dale's pants which is quite possibly the best part of the episode, but we all get to relive it together. Mal admits to being a *bit* high maintenance in the...
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S6 Ep 2 Should We Talk About... The Bachelorette?
It's Week 2 and despite the misleading trailers Clare is still the Bachelorette and the ladies are still talkin about it, kinda. They go deep on Love Languages and even deeper on balls featuring special (and surprised to be here) guest Kevin. Speaking of Blue Balls, there was no rose ceremony…
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S6 Ep 1 Don't Worry, We're Living Inside A Simulation
It's been a lengthy wait but ya gurls' fav garbage TV show is back, and so are they! Despite Mal & Hill's aversion to existential quandaries the ladies discuss the possible implications of simulation theory - oh wait, this episode is about the premier of Clare's season of The Bachelorette.…
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S5.5 Ep 4 The Mystery at La Quinta
Jill and Hill have an impromptu visit to catch up on the latest. They attempt to cover some very strange Bachelor Nation news regarding the season of The Bachelorette currently filming in Palm Springs (?) probably. Some Burbank babies make appearances while our resident baby noise expert Hank…
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S5.5 Ep 3 Decals Would've Been Fine
The ladies gather for a morning time Zoom date as evidenced by Jill’s sleepy man voice. It only takes her like 2 hours after waking up to sound normal, don’t worry about it! They manage to discuss Bach nation news for about 6 minutes and otherwise are just catching up on the latest. Please enjoy...
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S5.5 Ep2 You Must Have a Strong Neck!
This week we all wore headphones and it mostly worked! Hank makes himself known, as he is wont to do. Don’t worry that’s how you spell wont in this context. I know you were worried. Anyway the ladies are in pretty good spirits this week as the stay at home order persists and we continue to exist…
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S5.5 Ep1 Life is Still a Bach
The ladies have a catch up sesh about this scary weird time in which we find ourselves trapped. They’re going to try to get back to recording once a week or so, topics TBD since Bachelor shows are on indefinite hiatus and Hillary doesn’t want to watch Listen to Your Heart. Can you blame her?
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S5 Ep 9-11 An Inconclusive Conclusion
Mal & Jill try to wade through the finale of this garbage heap of a season. Hill is not present for this low-energy episode but instead is home with a sick kiddo so as not to put our immunocompromised (real word? Spelled correctly? There’s no way to know) cohost at risk. Her presence and her hot...
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S5 Ep 7&8 Maybe We Should Watch a Different Show
Mal completely forgets about the podcast and repeatedly tries to drive to Michael’s instead but somehow makes it to Jill’s house to deliver that hot content we’ve all been waiting for. Hill and Hank are both in good spirits and everyone enjoys breakfast.
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S5 Ep 5&6 This Season is UnREAL
UnREAL is the name of the dramatized version of The Bachelor that we forgot and also somehow didn’t let Hillary finish googling. Mal is back this week and, of course, baby Hank makes an appearance. Jill forgot their microphone at work, so who knows what kind of trash this will be like for your ears.
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S5 Ep 2-4 Take a Nap Already, Hank!
Jill and Hill get together to smash through a 3 episode backup while Mal takes some well deserved time off. Her presence is missed but the remaining ladies (and baby Henry the sleepiest boy in all the land) manage to cover 3 hot messy trainwreck episodes in just over an hour. PLUS you can finally...
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S5 Ep 1 Risk It For The Biscuit
The ladies convene to discuss the first episode of Pilot Pete’s season which overall was found to be very good television. Baby Hank was our special guest this week and he made his presence known! He was sleepy and likes to yell about being happy and he’s 6 months old so no one is allowed to be…
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S4 Ep6&7 BIP Finale
The ladies get together for their third and final Paradise episode. It’s been a wild ride, and and they barely discuss it. This week on things Jill shouldn’t say in front of her brother: stuff about queefs.
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S4 Ep 3-5 Paradise is Sweaty
Jill, Mal & Hill reunite and attempt to cover 6 episodes of Bachelor in Paradise but mostly spend 2 hours talking about the kids starting kindergarten, existential crises and morning farts.
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S4 Ep1&2 It's Paradise, B-Words!
Mal & Jill do their best to cover FOUR episodes where somehow there has only been one rose ceremony while Hill is out of town spending time with family. This is probably the actual most dramatic season of paradise ever and it is both enthralling and appalling and this episode is long AF as a result.
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S3 Ep11 Queen Hannah Beast's Finale
The ladies talk mostly about how Hannah is amazing and that’s really the most important takeaway from this season anyway. Also don’t go on a dating (let’s be real - marriage) show to boost your music career.
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S3 Ep7-10? It's a Doozer
After several weeks off, the ladies get together for a cuddle puddle in Hill’s bed with her new precious angel Hank the Baby. Due to the sheer volume of shows to cover, they actually talk about the Bachelorette!
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S3 Ep6 The Curious Incident of the Road Bear in the Day-Time
The ladies get together to talk about what was arguably the worst episode of any show ever and end up mostly talking about press on nails and doing musical theater as teenagers.
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S3 Ep4&5 Canadians Are Polite
The ladies are no less tired and it is HOT today so brains is extra mushy. There were tacos and cookies and chocolate covered strawbs that they forget to discuss, Hillary didn’t have a chance to watch both episodes and Jill edited the episode together without listening to any parts of it while...
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S3 Ep3 Nugget Heart Circle
The ladies go over some things they missed or didn’t get quite right on the last couple episodes and talk about doing a better job with the audio (while doing the same job with the audio.) They stay on topic for the first time in history because Hannah Beast is surprising and impressing everyone...
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S3 Ep2 Where's the Poop: Redux
An earlier version of this episode cut off the last 3 minutes (yikes!) This one is maybe broken in a different way, but there’s only one way to find out. Give it a listen!
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S3 Ep2 Where's the Poop?
The ladies eat bread and fancy oil and vinegar, literal munchies and Nanaimo bars and talk about lots of other shows but surprisingly mostly about the Bachelorette!
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S3 Ep1 We Got An Ant Farm
And we’re back! We talk a little bit about the Bachelorette but also about middle school and the bug museum. Just listen to it!
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Snack Review: Peatos and Meatos
The ladies gather in the middle of the Bachelor off season to enjoy the fruits of their labors: FREE SNACKS. Peatos and Paleovalley generously provided samples for review (but are not sponsors) and the gals had a great time eating noisily into your ears. If you suffer from misophonia, this is...
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S2 Ep9 Finale Fail
Once again the ladies fall victim to the perils of using the voice memo app to record a show. Lesson (finally) learned! In order to produce a final episode we asked some friends to contribute content and comments and did our best to smush it together. Hopefully it’s not terrible! Either way we’ll...
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S2 Ep 8 Leaping Leads
The ladies gather on this lovely Saturday morning to eat carbs and talk about the actual most dramatic episode of the Bachelor... maybe ever? They also discuss the Women Tell All and make predictions about next week’s nonsense.
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S2 Ep7 This One Ends Abruptly
The ladies try to talk about hometowns and they do okay at it.
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S2 Ep6 Snowmageddon
The ladies attempt to recap 2 episodes since they were snowed in and unable to convene last week. Despite their best efforts they talk almost exclusively about things other than The Bachelor. Unsurprisingly, they also eat snacks!
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S2 Ep5 Not Everyone Likes to Shower
Mal, Jill and Hill crunch loudly on chips and dip so don’t listen if you have misophonia. Also don’t listen if you hate hearing about Ted Bundy because there’s a pretty long bit where Jill and Hill just listen while Mal fills them in on some creepiness from the Ted Bundy tapes. Do listen if you...
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S2 Ep4 Sometimes Calamari is Bung
Hill and Jill fly semi solo and do a lil shorty episode for the fans! Mal will be back next week but is featured via saved snap chat vids. Please enjoy this, okay?
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or “Snack Mondays” with Hill, Mal & Jill. We talk The Bachelor/Bachelorette or whatever else we want! AND snacks.
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Life’s a Bach is created and hosted by Hill, Mal & Jill.
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