Lights in the Sky Podcast

Luke and Tony cycle through revolutionary forms of pre-sports match entertainment and tandem transportation, including a unique LITS lads sponsorship opportunity. Tony is overjoyed with an art encounter of the second kind. J. Allen is swamped by a curious public, butt he discovers that when you assume, you risk making an ass out of you and me. A troop of phantom soldiers march by to see out proceedings.

WARNING- THIS EPISODE REQUIRED HEAVY EDITING DUE TO WIND, BUT DONT WORRY, WE ARE BACK NEXT WEEK WITH A BRAND NEW EPISODE FOR YOU TO KICK OFF SEASON 2026 - JOIN US NEXT WEEK!   Join us for a side splitting tale of agony as we Luke retraces the steps of his corporate fun run. Tony aka the LITS Coinkydink Connoisseur once again ruthlessly scrutinises and scores Luke's coninkydinks of the week. The walking tour concludes with a wander through a notorious ranch where the monsters and giant wolf-like creatures play, where seldom is heard an explanation for surgically precise mutilations on a cattle beast herd, and the skies are UFO filled all day.

Tony's dismay at big insurance conglomerates hits him in the back pocket. Luke secures a new high score. LITS hits the nature trails and rapidly navigates the background nature noises. Luke hand picks a random assortment of baffling XXL backcountry experiences.

Luke and Tony find themselves suitably attired for a casual Aloha Friday. Luke's hand gestures prove problematic while burning calories on his nature strip. The rarely witnessed undersides of Beverly's dinnerware inspired flying machines are investigated to varying degrees of effort. An old timey saucer caps off the crockery chat.    Note: this episode was recorded using new mics which are in the process of being fine tuned. Best enjoyed using earbuds.

Intro chat.  Tat chat. Reno's chat. Bin chat. Coinkydink chat. AI chat. Shat chat. Orgy chat. Wrap up chat.

The birthday boy morphs into the runny boy as new fitness regimens are bandied about. Kias, keas, beavers, joeys and odysseys are found to share some coincidental common ground. LITS AI drops some stern humour on the lads. Rave bros in their Dirty Dog wraparounds give lakeside teens the creeps. A mute yet moving final chapter drives a discerning dirigible enthusiast to drink.        

Luke shares an athletically themed coincidence which spawns yet another new LITS segment. Tony's privacy is obliterated due to poor email etiquette. Luke's handiness is challenged by Tony's well tool endowed neighbour. LITS AI probes a deep water mystery which ultimately alienates the fellas. Captain Smith gives ghost hunters the icy shoulder.

Luke sizes up Tony's neighbour as the handy stakes rise. Tony struggles with the biohazards of domesticated feline parenting. LITS AI disturbingly delves into the forest's sexiest mystery. Portuguese pronunciation and fax machine wielding businessmen are in the crosshairs of a grim assassination.

AI tries out for a staring role on the podcast, however ends up being the butt of the joke. Tony's eccentric doctor applauds his wayfinding ability. An elusive guest from the past is back to his old tricks stunning onlookers, while simultaneously offering a competitive and cosy bar and bistro experience.

In this episode we find our feet as part of the new-look Poddy!  A captain welcomes a new neighb, lost episodes are mourned, caravanners rejoice as one of your own kickstarts us with a doozy of a 2 for 1 tale of mysterious deaths and low flying diamond shaped spacecraft dwellers! Share the ep and tell a friend - We are back and this is happening!! 

Hello summer!

Luke and Tony scramble to account for their recent unexplained absence from the podcasting scene. Famous Derek’s are scrutinised in an off topic interlude. Tony shares an unsettling close encounter while taking a soak. Startling revelations from insiders in the know provide a peak behind the flappy UAP curtain. Tony learns Tic Tacs and TikTok are not one and the same. Nolan’s more risqué film moments are rated and reviewed. Luke tests Tony’s alien apocalypse readiness. Thanks kindly for your patience, LITS is back baby!

With the timer set and ticking, Luke and Tony delve into classic Halloween horror flicks, relive their greatest couples costume triumphs and failures and determine once and for all the appropriate decorating window for the spooky season. Tony recounts a horrific, Halloween-adjacent extreme close encounter jam packed with age appropriate credible witnesses and an Erie ending which even famed debunker P. Julian Class can’t adequately explain away.

The Delta variant takes aim at it’s well known namesakes in an effort to sour their reputations. Luke and Tony fondly recount going back to back with one another in their youth. Tony shares a curious case straight out of the Netflix series Top Secret UFO Projects: Declassified, featuring a most harrowing encounter with inconsiderate parking.

Tony shares his vacation plans before the conversation shifts to Luke and Tony's shared spa experiences of years gone by - no erotic LITS fan fiction PLEASE! A new UFO doco jumps on the bandwagon and catches the lad's attention. While out for a evening drive in the countryside to soak up the springtime smell of fresh rain…or something…Tossie and Begay endure an otherworldly criminal encounter involving a being with questionable intentions.

Luke inadvertently offends a small business owner before receiving yard work criticism from the afterlife. A popular segment is rebooted for another round as Luke Presents Tony's Abnormally Paranormal: The Smoking Alien Robots of Cisco Grove

Luke and Tony digest a degustation of deconstructed desserts and uninspiring classics of the boomer biscuit variety. What's the deal with the lack of diversity in the Jetsons and what's really going on at surface level? The preliminary UAP disclosure report teases Luke and Tony, leaving them both wanting more.

Tony has a life altering run in with a hole in a wall before going on to share his recent vax experience and the bizarre incentives being offered to twist one's arm into a pointy needle. Luke catches Tony off guard with a UFO conspiracy involving murder and treachery he knows little about.

Luke takes aim at deciphering an infamous cryptic code, before putting his physic prowess to the test. UAPs are back in the headlines and Tony shares the scoop on the latest rumours circulating as officials go on the record to spill the beans…or more appropriately, Tic Tacs.

Tony is forced to check his privilege after Luke recounts a traumatic episode at the salon from his youth. A classic LITS episode is revisited with some startling new revelations about a grisly mountainous mystery.

New sponsor alert and this sweet as #spon will have tails wagging! Luke inflicts grievous bodily harm upon himself and recounts the harrowing tale. Warning: queasy LITSners like Tony should be sitting down for this one. Luke and Tony tag team 9 spooky stories about ghoulish canines which could have been much more succinct.

Luke unveils some welcome enhancements to the show's infrastructure and unique audio segments. Tony's rather (Red) bullish while asserting a claim of a paranormal encounter. The Panzy movement gains momentum. ET's and humanity are getting bi in a discreet manner.

Luke packs in a few surprises for Tony, some concluding with sexy results. Tony shares the findings of his deep probe into the mysterious occupier of the Queen Disability motel unit. Parts 2 - 12 of The Kaikoura Lights UFO saga reveals the bizarre explanations offered by officials to address the mystifying aerial phenomenon. Tony stumbles over his words in a rare, live on air broadcast of Get Me Some Strange.

Luke reviews Tony's performance during his first week as the self appointed LITS Social Media manager. A few unexpected sponsors pledge their support. Tony is ghosted by a wannabe golfer. Luke is befuddled by the who's who of New Zealand's most famous UFO encounter

Tony encounters a chilly reception from Luke and adores it. A short domestic hop could spell disaster for Tony. New Zealand's own mysterious Moehau manimal needs to work on his people skills. Get Me Some Strange is back and concludes with a cliffhanger!

Tony's foray into competitive eating fails to impress Luke. Mirroring a classic "Friends" plot, Tony is ostracised in social circles for refusing to contribute. There's an exciting breakfast treat sure to impress those insufferable morning people. A new literary work shines the spotlight on some classic homegrown mysteries. Losing track of pregnant pumas is unwise.

Tony is taken for a ride while pumping funds back into struggling local tourism sector. Unsolved Mysteries is reborn and rebooted and the first paranormal case is a doozy! Covered bridges are absolutely horrifying.

Luke cooks up a new sponsorship deal for the show. Tony shares some exciting updates involving his plumbing. Luke receives an on-air, all clear after a scare with a sharp implement. Travis the woodsman suffers a nasty workplace injury. Extraterrestrial uniform tender processes are analysed in startling detail.

WARNING: LOW AUDIO QUALITY DUE TO LOCKDOWN TECH CONSTRAINTS. APOLOGIES TO ALL OUR LOYAL #LITSENERS. ITS A 1-OFF. Luke locks himself away in his vehicle while Tony is barricaded in a laundry to record this unique episode of LITS. Tony interrupts a couple during a personal moment while a mysterious odour lingers. Luke shares a humdinger of a local tale that has left residents humming and harring.

Luke and Tony reflect on adjusting to their new lives in isolation. Tony faces up to an abrupt reversal to some bold claims. Luke parades his expansive merch wardrobe. Alcohol fuelled high jinks mar marriages and the ghostly visitor experience while in Quarantine.

Tony inadvertently receives an english lesson. DIY furniture misadventures deteriorate into significant footwear expense. Alarming moments for Luke in the dead of night border on the paranormal at the crack of dawn. Tony's private evacuation results in neglected warden duties and tough questioning. Ronald and his crew just keep on disappointing. Wartime aviators are left to stew over some foo.

Squat chat debuts to little fanfare. Signs That Shouldn't Be is back with an unorthodox soundtrack. Meat pie abuse triggers some beef between mates. Trains go clickity clack. Tony risks it all as Luke challenges the wannabe Ufologist's Roswellian expertise.

Luke intros a sure to be poopular new segment. Tony shares his poositive experiences while travelling through the New Zealand hotel scene. LITS fave slippery serpent makes a mysterious comeback in the cool waters of BC. Tom drops in with a few hastily redacted controversial insights of his own.

Comedy (eventually) ensues with a paranormal themed quiz after a LITS Book Club leads Luke and Tony out of their hiatus, straight into the gravity of Bob Lazar's remarkably unfunny (despite his best efforts) tale of Area 51.

LITS hits new heights with a hundred episodes booked...or banked. Luke shares stats on the Top 5 LITS eps ever. Literature lovers rejoice, LITS book club is inbound with fiercely strict, documented rules to read by. Bike karma poses an authentically hypothetical question, totally not featuring Luke at all. Coming in big and filled to the brim with sass, after a couple false starts the lads kick off their momentous mountain monster trilogy.

Be aware, Christmas is coming in whatever time, place and space the LITS lads broadcast from. Technological frustrations and bicycle malfunctions tear Luke and Tony to pieces. Tony plots his own timely demise at the skilled hand of Luke. The mysterious waterborne Champ sells out big time.

Custard based desserts trigger revelations from a very vanilla Tony. Luke's revelling in the latest hot read from the LITS Book Club while Tony has a questionable understanding of the rules of an infamous Fight Club. LITS get all political with impending local body elections and confront the key issues for candidates including a surprisingly painful infectious boom. Jamie takes us Beyond the Spectrum in a long winded, long awaited UFO and more easily identifiable butterfly full disclosure segment. Strange circumstances illuminate the final moments of the episode.

After a brief do-over Luke and Tony discuss the perils of escaping Monday-itis, Zoological philosophies of double dipping dollars, and another neighborhood monster rears its eco-terrorist 'tude around Elkhorn

Luke celebrates an inaugural mainstay of Fatherhood. Francophone population facts befuddle Tony. Harmful single use plastics do their damndest to heal in the medical profession. The LITS Haast Eagle debuts it's call with a stunning digital recreation, complete with super duper realistic weathered sound effects. Virgil finds himself abducted aboard Thunderbird 2. Mothman excuses his weary self for a much deserved Illinois vacation.

Back from a brief hiatus, Luke and Tony swerve a little off topic by delving into the daunting realisation of their impending mid 30s, the damaging impact of human waste on plush flooring, dastardly birth certificate artwork and conclude by serving up the enticing paranormal particulars to come just ahead in future episodes.

A storm is brewing in the supposedly deserted Nevada desert on the secretive doorstep of Area 51. Tony beefs up security to catch an invading threat of his own while a gigantic pile of chip faces a surprisingly humorous threat. Tony is drilled for his toolbox insecurities while Luke take the utilitarian utilities to task. Advance automotive visibility and astronomical anniversaries ensure a diverse and celebrated episode conclusion. A second shot at Get Me Some Strange turns into a total bus wreck.

Tony suffers a full frontal nicking of his knickers. Luke endures a boisterous bargain hunting loud talker and overhears all his sordid secrets. In an impromptu new segment, Luke shares his hottest new podcast recommendations which Tony laps up. The fellas return to their paranormal routes as they delve into Bob's bizarre world of Area 51, erased identities, OG Zeta Reticulian spaceships and rocket propelled road transport.

Luke and Tony play who's that blondie in the window with gusto. Tony meets and greets Luke's delightfully gorgeous offspring. The unique minutia of suburban local business lunching is shaken up by a defection in plain (burger) sight. A wang horrendously misleads Tony. Luke intros Tony to the Mandela effect and down the rabbit hole the lads go... A delightful back to back is welcomed in Strange.

Phil's working hard to heat up Tony's home and critique his cuisine but the guy just gotta chill a bit. Luke spots an anomaly promoting mammary aides. Tony encounters a well meaning tuner and ghastly bartender while totally exposed in the tub.

This week LITS loses track of time and the lads gets a little blindsided by tangents so expect some low quality karaoke rehearsals, antiquated music technology musings, hunky '90s movie stars all topped off with a double helping of Get Me Some Strange!

LITS is back baby! Luke recounts an astonishing origin story. The lads review Hirschy's African travelogue. Conflicting tales of remarkable and abysmally unremarkable hospital cuisine paired with medicinal margaritas are plated up for new parents. Ovations and applause eclipse records.

Episode 200...errr the two year anniversary show is celebrated in style as the LITSolympics is hereby declared officially open! The highs and low of humanity feature as Luke challenges Ton and a surprise guest to an Olympian endurance test filled with unfathomable crypids, vile candy and a short lived sticker-palooza. Who will be crowned the ultimate LITS super fan, standing atop the podium, hands held high? Tune in to find out

Discourteous trucking operations drive Luke and Tony to heavy traffic despair. A youthful looking Tony is racially profiled at a summer festival. Celebrity conspiracy credibility is called into question as outlandish theories and physical appearances evolve. A delicious double scoop of Project Bluebook is dished up. Cattle mutilation is not for the faint of heart.

A mystery man is reported to possess a woman's touch. Tony contemplates a lifelong commitment to an English alien lacking employment status. Sky gremlins strike the brave airmen of the Second World War with post midnight snacks ruled not to blame. Project Bluebook gate crashes Operation Paperclip. Luke takes first place in the first annual Houngan voodoo pronunciation championship.