LimoTales NYC Podcast

As a closing thank you to you all, here are a shitload of driving and travel tips to make my life and yours less stressful. Statta Buon!

This Episode Includes: - More Inane Conversation - I'll Get Out Here - A Truck Full Of Chickens - To Have And Have Not - Alone With His Thoughts - Jackpot - Best Friends Play Tag

9 stories including: - Pleasant, No-Medicated Driver Please - Can I Get That In Writing? - You Wrap Your Car, I'll Wrap My Jet. - Rich & Cluefree - You're The Bad People - Anybody See Grandpa? - A Nice Mix Of Folks - Hey Smokers... - Eloquence and Loving Conversation From The Back Seat

7 stories including: - The Flying Mouth - Blind, Wobbly Drunk - Bad Hydraulics And A Puddle Of Swimmers - Trawling For Content - 8/14/03 - NYC Blackout - Eraserheads At The Plaza - I'm Drivin' You To The Mastas

7 stories including: - Types of Clients I Have - Yummy Maps - The Deer Hunter - Natasha Needs Warmth - Bag O Balls - One Of many Nights with Paul O'Neilland Attention: DOT Folks

Six stories, including: - I Only See What's In Front Of Me - Beauty & The Beast/Sweet 16 - If It Bleeds, It Leads - So Close, Yet So Far, - Overstressed and Directionally Challenged - Stoner Dad

This episode features two boneheads who work for investment banks, a story within a story, drivers dozing off, and some really uncomfortable rides clients have had to contend with.

More stupid dispatcher interactions, stupid driver stories, and a couple stuck in the rain that truly deserved it.

My idea of the perfect custom-built limousine, taking an ultra-rich vehicular virgin to a billion-acre horse farm and two trips with Mr. & Mrs Whiny Bitch.

A bunch of stories about a name-brand family that has more money than sense, stories of me carting kids all over creation, and absurd client demands from over the years.

A wealthy sultan goes on a weeklong shopping spree and uses a stretch as his shopping cart, fun with Dr. Love and sarcastic answers to FAQ's

5 Stories of a guy who got none, a rich but broke idiot, a whiny lawyer, and a news flash.

Stories of loving wives, uber-wealthy sports junkies, and a rich slob.

Stories of accidents over the years

10 amazing stories, including a series about accidents over the years.

12 stories of more crap as seen by a NYC Limo Driver

A behind-the-scenes look at a limo company and a few notes on the areas I serve.

A surreal adventure where one client invites 4 strippers for a party in the SUV.

Introduction to the podcast based on Nicky Testaforte's bestselling book "Tales Of A New York Limo Driver - Sex, Excess and Stupidity On Four Wheels."