LINGVISTOV

Episodes

1. 79

   Pickled Dicks (68)

   - Medical Section: We do not recommend conjunctivitis - A penis collector arrested for keeping jars of dicks! - A happy penis cave in Thailand - Who the fuck is Justin Bieber? - A penguin suit or a panda suit? - A planet of koalas: It would be so nice - A woman set a forest on fire to help bored...

   Sep 6, 2014

   18m
2. 78

   Another Dead Neighbor (67)

   - Good morning: Dead neighbors and police - People who like cleaning and fishing: Pure satisfaction - Quiet families and madhouses! - Man burns down his house trying to catch a spider - Jealousy towards pets: I love my dog more than you - Japans most famous school girl is a man! - A question of...

   Sep 3, 2014

   24m
3. 77

   Nudefest! (66)

   - This is no summer! Whats wrong with the weather?! - Lying to students: Do your research first - Speaking and laughing in sleep: Dangerous! - Lingvistov Goats : Waiting for Lingvistov Milk - British registered vampires - How did vampire myths started - Nudefest 2014: even tan or call of nature?…

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   Jul 13, 2014

   20m
4. 76

   Peacock Invasion (65)

   - Lines in banks: Feeling of togetherness - Russian men: I am sexy and I know it - Why do old people become religious? - Receiving an apology note from a burglar - Knitting cute toys: A dog, a hedgehog or a rat? - Men who knit: Who says they cant or shouldnt? - An old woman fights with five...

   Jul 8, 2014

   23m
5. 75

   Meth in the Accordion (64)

   - Where the hell is the summer?! Is it really July now? It feels like October! - Would we succeed as street artists? - Talking dogs - French boys faked his own kidnapping because he didnt want to go to the dentist - Never trust personal information to your hair-dresser! - Pregnant women doing…

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   Jul 1, 2014

   21m
6. 74

   Google Us, Doodle Us, Boogle Us (63)

   - Landysh coming back from UFO - No meat, no fun: Strange eating habits - Laughter is the best medicine! - The ugliest dogs contest in California - "It was not a robber, it was just a ghost, maam" - Bear who was a fan of baseball - Zebra crossing a zebra crossing - Small food on huge plates…

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   Jun 23, 2014

   21m
7. 73

   Papa Bear (62)

   - No-laughter podcast: Landysh strained her chest muscles - Our trip to Asias dacha: Great house, no people around and 6 viktorias - Asian woman chewing glass - Eating stones: How to quickly and efficiently gain 20 pounds - Travel living: Would you like to live this way? - What are your top...

   Jun 14, 2014

   21m
8. 72

   Viktoria! (61)

   - Ufa Special: Landysh rocks in Bashkortostan - The Operation "Poppy": Policemen hunting wild cannabis bushes - Eating marihuana: Our parents happy childhood - Having an English lesson while under the influence: Does it help? - New non-smoking law: Massive protests! - Dating websites for dogs -...

   Jun 10, 2014

   24m
9. 71

   Loserology (60)

   - LINGVISTOV team picnicking: Great weather, food and mosquitoes - Introduction to Loserology by Professor Asia - What type of loser are you? Check yourself. - We are starting psychotherapy via Skype: Write to us and we will sort you out! - LINGVISTOV Goat Milk: Milk from English-speaking goats -...

   Jun 1, 2014

   22m
10. 70

    Tent, Ladder and Rifle (59)

    - Asias crazy family: People can hear them even outside - Italian dilemma: Gesture or steer a car? - The French language: Lets not pronounce half of the word! - Four-legged woman: What did she use the extra two for? - Getting ready to go shopping: Make-up or pajamas? - Virtual reality for…

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    May 24, 2014

    25m
11. 69

    No-no, die up there! (58)

    - I am good or I am well? - Landysh is learning Chinese: There is no logic in this language! - Chinese curse words: Your sister! - Landyshs trip to France and Italy - Paris catacombs: Pretty, what else to say? - Do the French eat frogs on a regular basis? - Italy: the land of food, slow waiters…

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    May 18, 2014

    23m
12. 68

    You smell like wild ash! (57)

    - Mimicking your English teacher: Hi, how are you? - Viktor Ahn: What would you do? - Why do figure skaters get up very quickly when they fall? - Keeping a Christmas tree up because of a bird nest - Drunk birds: Weve got a nest of hungry children! And youve been drinking! - A ghost ship full of...

    May 18, 2014

    20m
13. 67

    Olympic Special: Butt’n’Ball (56)

    - LINGVISTOV.RU conquers the world with China - Read my neck! Landysh started learning Chinese - Opening ceremony of the Sochi Olympic Games 2014: Did you like it? - TATU?! Really?! - Amazing side of the Olympic Games: Sportsmen and their achievements - The incomprehensible game ever: The history...

    Feb 18, 2014

    19m
14. 55

    Episode 55 — Thailand Special: Asia in Asia (55)

    - Thailand Special! Asias Thai vacations - All you need to know about Thailand: Tips and facts - Tuk-tuk: Whos there? - Thai people and their King: Possible role model for Russia? - Non-aggressive religion: Landysh is officially a Buddhist - Do not touch Thai women! And check if its really a…

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    Jan 18, 2014

    22m
15. 65

    Zubarzha (54)

    - Happy New Year 2014! - The best of Russian cuisine: Salads with a lot of mayo - Ridiculous Olympic Games 2014: How does Sochi take it? - Buying presents for New Year: Landyshs new awesome rucksack - Santa Claus is a virgin - Bibliotherapy: How to treat depression with the help of books - Does...

    Jan 8, 2014

    23m
16. 64

    Males like Puppies (53)

    - Landysh overslept and Asia being upset with one of her students - Asias secret admirer: How to attract girls attention - Bad surprise: All the best males are already taken! - Great business idea! How to make money if you live on the first floor - Weird artworks that were actually sold - New…

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    Jan 2, 2014

    24m
17. 63

    Boogaddiction (52)

    - Landysh is all about discipline: Waking up later than usual - Hi Diana! Hello! We know that youre up! - Addictions: There are no ex-addicts - Knowing the difference: Appreciating the fact that you dont smoke - Food addiction: Eating food while watching the fly - Building a house out of food -...

    Dec 30, 2013

    23m
18. 62

    The Two Eiffel Towers (1)

    - Vacations of Asias dreams: What can be more exciting than Egypt? - What Asias name means and "Khorosho" in Arabic - Sightseeing or creating your own sights - Olonets: The city of the famous burnt bridge - Gullible friends and neighbors with sense of humor - A Letter from Fred - "Sweet…

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    Nov 28, 2013

    18m
19. 61

    I have this strange relationship with my dentist (50)

    - Being sick in St.Petersburg: The meaning of true romance - Favourite insect: Flies - There aint no introduction again! - Best season for work: Waste of temperature! - Visiting your dentist too often and lack of romance - Asia calms down her dentist: Im fine! The pain will go! - Wiggly roads in...

    Nov 17, 2013

    27m
20. 60

    Shortage of BOMZh’i (49)

    - Sounding cheery: Teachers hypocrisy - Storm in St.Petersburg: Flying banners, destroyed bus stops - Curious men peeking into Landyshs room - Would you like to be in psychotherapy: Doctors or friends? - Wonders of Tvorozheniki - Panic: When do you lose control? - Unfair! Peculiarities of driving...

    Nov 14, 2013

    27m
21. 59

    Deranged Masturbation (48)

    - A good excuse for not jogging - Daniil is leaving for Finland - the country not that rich in beards - Setting high expectations: In 20 years we will feel sad and ashamed... - Pyramids, looters and how Russian intelligentsia will probably defend Hermitage - Buying stolen artifacts and paintings:...

    Nov 1, 2013

    26m
22. 58

    I Like Cockroaches! (47)

    - Nobel Prize week: Theres hope for all of us - Why Lingvistov have to be nominated for Nobel Peace Prize - Freezing oneself to be revived in future and hoping for the best - Come to Chelny and we will freeze you just for 100$! - Whats your sexy voice? - Surrogate mothers: immoral or heroic?…

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    Oct 26, 2013

    20m
23. 57

    Vive la Révolution! (46)

    - St. Petersburg, common cold and sexy voices - Asia and her Winona Ryder craze - Losing and finding voice - Teachers are rioting in Brazil! Can we do the same here in Russia? - Russian teachers: dedicated losers - Asia, you were heard: Every single voice counts - Star Trek economics in...

    Oct 26, 2013

    19m
24. 56

    According to the Accordion (45)

    - Winter mood: Its really cold... - Siris birthday: We are ready to provide our voices for Russian Siri - Siri has a day off: Stop your egoistic requests! - Moldable memory: We can never preserve the original memory - What can you remember the best? Faces, names, number, smells... - Marrying a...

    Oct 18, 2013

    20m
25. 55

    Crappuccino (44)

    - No milk for my coffee: Starbucks vs. Dunkin Donuts - It tastes good! But if you eat it everyday... - Landysh lives in dread of winter - Tablets for your child: What are they really good for? - Should we teach children typing before handwriting? - How often do you actually write? - Digital art…

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    Oct 15, 2013

    21m
26. 54

    The Result of Moscow Olympiada (43)

    - Tanzania lake that could turn you into stone - Your favorite abandoned places and heads of dolls on the bottom of the ocean - Listening to audio recordings of mentally-ill people on a regular basis - Lobotomy: sounds like fun! - Getting in and out of psychiatric hospital: How many of us are...

    Oct 9, 2013

    24m
27. 53

    Titty Twister (42)

    - A sleeping man in Daniils room... - Landysh is a hamster! Winter is coming, brace yourselves - Pussy Riot: What was the purpose? - Prison conditions in Russia: Damn, we have no experience... - Love Story: Putin and the majority of Russian population - National Poetry Day in England and…

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    Oct 5, 2013

    22m
28. 52

    Frogbusters (41)

    - Multitasking: Asia is doing exercises while podcasting - Snow in Moscow: The sooner it begins, the sooner it ends - Good old days: Even terrorists are not when they used to be... - Terrorist attacks in Kenya: No Russians are harmed, phew! - Beware of the enemy! Greenpeace or pirates? - Banned...

    Sep 27, 2013

    35m
29. 51

    Audiobook — Jezzy by Daniil Yakovenko (40)

    "Jezzy" is a short story written by Daniil Yakovenko. It tells about a student whose daring fantasies seemed to turn into reality but in truth turned into a nightmare. The text is read by Akhmetzyanova Landysh Illustrations by Akhmetzyanova Landysh

    Sep 27, 2013

    11m
30. 50

    The Secret Society of Railway Station Sleepers (40)

    - Conscience is the engine of progress - Weird weather in St. Petersburg: no rain, sunshine and comfortable temperatures - Bass or base: another one of special Landyshisms - Daniil at the rock concert: push, pull and throw! - Sleeping in a train station: Survival guide in major cities - We are...

    Sep 23, 2013

    32m
31. 49

    Social Network for Dictators (39)

    - Landysh is ill and Asia has a brand new small dog in her house - Why old people talk about their illnesses - Why we mimic speech of the people we talk to - Synesthesia: who the hell invented this word?!! - Hearing music while cutting bread: pleasant or tiring? - Depression: merits and drawbacks…

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    Sep 13, 2013

    38m
32. 48

    Roxxxy the Sexrobot (38)

    - Growing food inside your belly: Just plant some seeds! - Professor Yakovenko: Daniil is going to teach English at university - Possible war in Syria: No invading, just a bit of bombing - Sex with robots: will you want to have a robot boyfriend/girlfriend? - Marriages with robots, bridges or the...

    Sep 10, 2013

    38m
33. 47

    Landyshism (37)

    - Whos knocking on your door? Aliens or the government? - Would you like to sell your reputation? - Your golden years will pass: We are being optimistical - Landyshs birthday: Interview with her this week - How many dresses Landysh has and how wonderful it is to wake up to the sounds of crows -...

    Aug 29, 2013

    24m
34. 46

    Pathoanalogoanatom (36)

    - Asia showing surprise, dog art and Daniil early in the morning - Cloud atlas: Scots, the idea of future and audiobooks - We have recorded new short stories! Stay tuned! - Libya Egypt-style: Were the States and Europe aware of what was going to happen? - Talking about Kevin: Why do people go on...

    Aug 24, 2013

    35m
35. 45

    Unumbrerralled (35)

    - Asia, Daniil, Landysh and a professional microphone together in St.Petersburg! - Fighting the enemy: Do not mess with Lingvistov! Time to engage the Lingvistov army. - To hell with introduction... again - Conflict in Kashmir: what did you do when you were 14? - Everybody knows crazy Lena: did…

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    Aug 19, 2013

    41m
36. 44

    A Hidden Breast-Wanter (34)

    - Landysh has a super professional mic this week! We are one step closer to being proper podcasters! - Daniil got partially sunburnt and exhausted his drinking capacity - Extreme service: inhale smoke, drink and get hit with a bat! - To hell with introduction! - You are not my friend anymore! The...

    Aug 8, 2013

    43m
37. 43

    Memento Mori (33)

    - No other story today! Its Daniils birthday!!! - What do we actually know about Daniil - some unknown facts revealed exclusively for Lingvistov podcast! - Spontaneous interview with Daniil - First recollections from childhood: blue baby bouncers and kindergarteners - First school teachers, bad...

    Aug 1, 2013

    34m
38. 42

    Audiobook — The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett Part IV (32)

    The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland...

    Jul 29, 2013

    33m
39. 41

    Audiobook — The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett Part III (32)

    The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland...

    Jul 29, 2013

    27m
40. 40

    Audiobook — The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett Part II (32)

    The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland...

    Jul 29, 2013

    31m
41. 39

    Audiobook — The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett Part I (32)

    The Unadulterated Cat by Terry Pratchett is a book written to promote what Pratchett terms the Real Cat, a cat who urinates in the flowerbeds, rips up the furniture, and eats frogs, mice and sundry other small animals. The opposite of the Real Cat is the Fizzy Keg Cat, a well-behaved and bland...

    Jul 29, 2013

    20m
42. 38

    Head between Legs (32)

    - Achtung! We keep on hearing voices!!! - Conspiracy theory: Daniil is driving us crazy with radio or television... - St.Petersburg weather update: its like October - the summer is over - Check out "The Adventures of a Bearded Man" with our wonderful illustrations: ссылка - No-serious-news…

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    Jul 25, 2013

    22m
43. 37

    The Big BOOM! (31)

    - In Finland, youd better have a cell phone if nature calls: Use SMS to unlock public toilets - Cause for celebration: Asia is 100% ours! - Its always good to have something to procrastinate on - Have you missed North Korea? And how is it possible to hide two planes on a cargo ship? - Mass...

    Jul 18, 2013

    39m
44. 36

    Fish’s Poo (30)

    - This weeks special! Landyshs contagious laughter - Asia is back in Saint-Petersburg and Russia is spending too much money on sporting events - Check out Asias and Landyshs interviews on our website and dont forget to comment them! ссылка - Surprise for Asia: Spontaneous introduction and Landysh...

    Jul 15, 2013

    37m
45. 35

    Are you ever going to stop it?! (29)

    - What makes Landysh happy: the company of Daniil and Asia and a good hookah - Visiting a proper bar: smelly bearded men and bear... or green tea for Landysh? - Gay and straight cats: I dont care for them as long as they do not get married - Daniils future in reconnaissance and his topshelf poem...

    Jul 4, 2013

    43m
46. 34

    A Catter in the Rye (28)

    - News Alert! Daniil shaved off his beard! - Asias future adventure: from St. Petersburg to Chelny by car - Landysh going hard core with her diet and turning into a plant - Protests in Brazil and Turkey: the standing man protesting and too "high" bus fares - Differences in mentality and our high...

    Jun 22, 2013

    40m
47. 33

    Anna Who Disabeard (27)

    - LINGVISTOV Team finally together! Asia, Daniil and Landysh are in Saint-Petersburg - Landysh: a bad guide who talks too much and gets easily distracted - LINGVISTOV future plans: Driving Durov out of his Nevskiy office and settling there! - Landysh and a hookah: Sitting in a smoky room and...

    Jun 16, 2013

    39m
48. 32

    Apple Till Four (26)

    - Girly Podcast this week! - Landysh marking her territory with lilies of the valley - Lingvistov team travelling as an entity and reading Bible for an educational purpose - An episode of LINGVISTOV Podcast without Daniil... we are lonely - Romantic story about zombies: or where Twilight creators...

    Jun 6, 2013

    39m
49. 31

    Interview: Crazy Algerians (25)

    - Interview with Mus from magnificent Algeria! - Why a foreigner has a profile in vkontakte: Friends and music - Language issues in Algeria: speaking French like the French - A love story between France and Algeria and the Arab spring - Algerian president: dead or alive? - Strategy of the…

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    Jun 4, 2013

    29m
50. 30

    Deja Vu (25)

    - Repeating the introduction and emotions after forgetting to switch on the recorder - Suicide in Notre-Dame de Paris: killing oneself to send the message against same-sex marriages - Why gay people marry? It turns out for the same reasons straight people do. - Is suicidal behaviour a disease?…

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    May 24, 2013

    26m