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Live Free, Twi Hard

by Live Free, Twi Hard (Jame, Charlie, Gary and Michael)

Welcome to "Live Free, Twi Hard" – a podcast where your overly-supportive friends, Charlie, Jameson, Gary and Michael, walk you through the entirety of the “Twilight’ saga of movies! Tune in to hear your hosts tackle big questions like “why does Jasper look like that?” and “which character is the girlboss of the week?”. Why do they do it? Because they are sad, masochistic lions!

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Episodes

  1. #10 –Epic Alaskan Bimbo Moment Smackdown Finale! (Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 2 - Second Half)

    GOOD NEWS Y'ALL WE DON'T HAVE TO WATCH TWILIGHT ANYMORE!!!!!! Please enjoy our finale where we discuss the final moments of Breaking Dong: part 2! There is lots of running, the Avatar shows up and the baby is still fucking ugly and bad!! Thank you all for listening to our silly little show! We…

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  2. #9 –"Italy" a.k.a "Trans Pennsylvania" (Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 2 - First Half)

    HOOOOOOO BOY GUYS WE ARE FINALLY AT THE HOME STRETCH!!! Please just us, your favorite idiots, as we begin our final descent - the first half of Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2. If you were worried that there wasn't gonna be any fucking in this one, please do not worry because there is definitely...

  3. #8 –Timmy Thick & Morty (Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 1 - Second Half)

    OH GOD there's a whole other half of this movie!!! Shit!!! Anyway, HEY it's your favorite little guys and we are BACK to finish talking about the movie "Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 1". The second half is somehow crunchier and more uncomfortable than the first half and that is really saying...

  4. #7 –Damn, Girl... You Got That Iron & Wine Pussy (Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt. 1 - First Half)

    HEY WE'RE STILL A PODCAST!!! AND THERE ARE STILL MORE OF THESE MOVIES APPARENTLY??? Welcome back to Live Free, Twi Hard: Your favorite Wedding Movie Watch-Along Podcast!!! On this episode, we watch the wedding of this freaky-ass couple who are into eating chicken bones and standing in the ocean...

  5. #6 –The Fighting Polyamorous Team (Twilight: Eclipse pt. 2)

    WHAT'S UP STINKY PEOPLE!!! Your overly supportive friends are back and they are finally going to finish talking about the second half of Twilight: Eclipse! Hooray! Gary and Charlie finally learn what the heck is so darn weird about this movie and also how Jasper loves the confederacy! So quirky!...

  6. #5 –Doggie Tribe vs The Cool Guys (Twilight: Eclipse pt. 1)

    Y'all aren't gonna believe this but it turns out they made ANOTHER Twilight movie???? This one is called "Eclipse" and we decided that we should probably watch this one too. Your hosts discuss how significantly more shit Jacob sucks in this movie, Michael's Favorite Mommy gets a special new...

  7. #4 –Sisterhood of the Traveling Jorts (Twilight: New Moon pt. 2)

    Awwwooooo!!!! What's up, Big Dogs? Your favorite stinky kids are back with part two of their dive into Twilight: New Moon! Soooo much happens in this movie, guys!!! Jacob runs! Edward shows nips! Alice drives! Bella fucking sucks!! What more could you ask for?! Maybe a better movie? Probably!...

  8. #3 –Mr. Clean and his Cult of Boys (Twilight: New Moon - pt. 1)

    What's that, boy?! You're saying it's time for a new episode of your favorite Twilight watch-along podcast, "Live Free, Twi Hard"?! And you can't stop sniffing the asses of Your Boys?! What a good dog!! That's right! Your favorite freakos are back and this time....the moon is New. This, of…

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  9. #2 –Adult Chicken, Blood on the Dancefloor (Twilight pt. 2)

    Your friends from Forks, Washington (turns out it's real??) are back and they're ready to finish talking about the second half of the movie "Twilight"! The gang discusses Funyuns, Baseball and 'The Venom' as Bella begins to be pursued by Teen Vogue Vampire and Stink Fan, James. How the heck is…

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  10. #1 –Fifty Shades of Blue & Green (Twilight - pt. 1)

    Welcome to the very first episode of Live Free, Twi Hard – a podcast where your overly-supportive friends, Charlie, Jameson, Gary and Michael, walk you through the entirety of the “Twilight’ saga of movies! In Part 1 of our deep dive into the first Twilight movie, we learn about how special,...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome to "Live Free, Twi Hard" – a podcast where your overly-supportive friends, Charlie, Jameson, Gary and Michael, walk you through the entirety of the “Twilight’ saga of movies! Tune in to hear your hosts tackle big questions like “why does Jasper look like that?” and “which character is the girlboss of the week?”. Why do they do it? Because they are sad, masochistic lions!

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Live Free, Twi Hard (Jame, Charlie, Gary and Michael)

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Welcome to "Live Free, Twi Hard" – a podcast where your overly-supportive friends, Charlie, Jameson, Gary and Michael, walk you through the entirety of the “Twilight’ saga of movies! Tune in to hear your hosts tackle big questions like “why does Jasper look like that?” and “which character is the...

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