Live from Crapper Creek, Alaska

This week we discuss: Thgings we learn late in life-drawing naked people with Lovely Maria, Sniffing Taylor Swift's chair and questions women want on dating sites.

THIS WEEK: OUR STRANGE PHOBIAS, FUCK MY LIFE, ANOTHER EPISODE OF "CONFESSIONS" AND WE LOOK AT MORE WARNING LABELS FOR IDIOTS

THIS WEEK: WARNING LABELS FOR IDIOTS, SHITTY WEDDING TRADITIONS, CHICKS LOOKING AT DICKS AND SIGNS YOUR KID IS A MORON

This week on the show: we discuss red neck millionaires and how to spot them, car toilets, euphemisms for smoking weed and-Alaskans drink....a lot

This week: Tips for Coachella and summer music fests, Fuck My Life, Ask Lovely Maria, Bad warning labels and Zombie Jesus

This week we discuss Taylors Swift's wax boobs, Cheat codes for Life, relationship advice as we "Ask Lovely Maria" and another fantastic episode of FUCK MY LIFE!

THIS WEEK: FUN WITH DRUG MULE BARBIE, THE AMAZING STORY OF THE MURDEROUS QUADROPLEGIC CORNHOLE PLAYER, LOVELY MARIA'S PETTY BREAKUPS, AND WE EXPLAIN WHY MOST WEDDING TRADITIONS ARE BULLSHGIT

THIS WEEK: SEX TOYS FOR CATS, MONKEY PICK UP LINES, WOMEN OBEYING MEN (CAREFUL...) AND LOVELY MARIA'S SEXUAL AWAKENING

THIS WEEK:SNAKE YOGA, CRIMINAL LIFE HACKS, PINCHING BUTTS ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY AND SECRETLY JUDGING PEOPLE....

THIS WEEKS SHOW: FUCK MY LIFE, WEIRD SHIT LEFT ON PLANES, PRESS 2 FOR SPANGLISH AND ....POOPING ON THE BUS

THIS WEEK: THINGS WE DO IN THE SHOWER, BAD MOVIE CLICHES, DOUCHE IN A 4X4 AND LOVELY MARIA TELLS US WHO IS DATEBALE -OR NOT.....

THIS WEEK:-WHY THE 90S WEREN'T SO GREAT, ASK LOVELY MARIA, AI UNDERWEAR AND METH HEAD RACCOONS

This week-Signs you are getting old, Fuck My Life, Our disgusting habits and Lovely Maria explains if it's a romantic gesture, or is it a RED FLAG

This week-we play "would You Rather"-with Alaska Senator Dan Sullivan, we discuss "male" Karens, Hooters for Women and apparently Lovely Maria wants more sex...

This week we look at the most offensive Reality TV shows, Peta and the Ground Hog, Theres drunk-and then theres "Florida Drunk." and a visit to the Museum of Failure...

This week we discuss Flight Attendant pet peeves, Secrets of dead celebs, fake adulting, letting kids cuss and another episode of "Ask Lovely Maria"

THIS WEEK WE TALK ABOUT HOBBIES FOR PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE, ANOTHER EPISODE OF "FUCK MY LIFE", PLUS WE TALK SEX INJURIES WITH LOVELY MARIA AND WE ASK-"ARE YOU A SHITTY DRIVER?"

OUR 300 EPISODE!!!-AND FOR VALENTINES-IT'S OUR LOVE SHOW!THIS WEEK: LOVELY MARIA TELLS US WHY WOMEN ALWAYS THINK ABOUT SEX, AND WE GIVE HER SEX ADVICE FROM COSMO, WE OFFER UP TUNDER PROFILE TIPS, WE ASK-"HOW KINKY ARE WE?" AND WE FIND OUT IF IT'S "SEXY-OR PAINFUL"

THIS WEEK:SHITTY PREDICTIONS FROM THE 1950S, ODD THINGS FOUND UP OUR BUTTS, FUCK MY LIFE AND WEIRD SHIT LEFT IN UBERS......

THIS WEEK IN THE CABIN WE DISCUSS DRUNKEN RACCOONS, MENS ODD TASTES IN WOMEN, HISTORIC GLORY HOLES AND MARIA'S MALE SEX ROBOT

DAYLIGHT IS SLOWLY RETURNING TO THE CABIN, THIS WEEK WE DISCUSSED WEIRD THINGS FOUND IN MENS BATHROOMS, LETTING YOUR MOM PICK YOUR DATE, SMELLING SOCKS AND MARIA'S FAVORITE PORN MOVIE TITLES

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS RACE BAITING, WHY YOU GOT GHOSTED, IRS PORN AND AN EPISODE OF "FUCK MY LIFE"

This week its all about Lovely Maria and Swingers clubs, Killing off Simpson characters, Capt Kirk pooped his pants and we air your "And thats when I knew I had too much to drink" stories.....

THE LOVELY MARIA JOINS US FOR THE WHOLE SHOW WITH HER TAKES ON SEX, RELATIONSHIPS AND MARRIAGE SECRETS

THIS WEEK:WE DISCUSS NAKED XMAS TREES, GIVING SHITTY GIFTS, XMAS CAROLS FROM HELL AND FUN WITH THE HOLIDAY TRADITION KNOWS AS -THE POOPING LOG....UH-HUH....

This week-we talk dates with lovely Maria, male celebs straight dudes think are hot, smuggling monkeys and a look at the deadliest Tik Tok challenges-next week: The XMAS SHOW

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS, KIDS QUESTIONS WE DONT WANT TO ANSWER, ODD THINGS NOBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT AND DIRTY WHEEL OF FORTUNE

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS- THE BEST DRINKS FOR A FIRST DATE, DEADLIEST CROTCH, A CRAPPER CREEK MISSED CONNECTION, STRIPPING FOR THE NEIGHBORS

THIS WEEK:HOW TO PLAY THANKSGIVING DINNER BINGO,OZZY'S COOKING SHOW, HORRIBLE TURKEY FACTS,AND A CALL TO THE BUTTERBALL HOTLINE FOR IDIOTS

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS: HORRIBLE CELEBRITY HEALTH HACKS, JOBS FOR IDIOTS, LOVELY MARIA ANSWERS SEXY QUESTIONS AND WE TALK LICKING TOXIC TOADS......

THIS WEEK, MARIA DISCUSSES SEX INJURIES, SIGNS YOU ARE IN A SHITTY BAR, LIFE HACKS THAT ACTUALLY WORK-PART 2 AND FUN WITH THE "NO KINGS RALLY"

ITS THE HALLOWEEN SHOW!

THIS WEEK-SHAKESPERE ON FACEBOOK, LIFE HACKS THAT REALLY WORK, FUCK MY LIFE AND WE DISCUSS KFC EROTIC...NO, REALLY

THIS WEEK IN THE CABIN, WE TALK ABOUT HOW MAKING YOUR BED CAN LEAD TO MORE SEX, ALSO ANOTHER EPISODE OF fuck my life, WE TALK BUYING EXPENSIVE SHIT AND SIGNS YOUR TEACHER IS A COKE HEAD-PLUS TONS MORE-ITS THE FASTEST 30 MINUTES IN THE PODCAST WORLD

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW:-HOW TO GET KICKED OUT OF DISNEYLAND, WE DISCUSS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ALIGATORS, ANOTHER EPISODE OF "FUCK MY LIFE" AND LOVELY MARIA TELLS US ALL ABOUT GIRLS NIGHT OUT

NORMAL THINGS THAT ARE CREEPY, BUYING EXPENSIVE SHIT, RAUNCHIEST MOVIE SCENES AND LOVELY MARIA ANSWERS QUESTIONS FROM MEN....

FUCK MY LIFE, HIRING SCARY PEOPLE, MID EVIL TIK TOK HACKS, CRADLE OF FILTH AND MARIA ANSWERS MENS QUESTIONS

ON THIS WEEK'S SHOW:HOW I GOT SCAMMED, AN EPISODE OF "CONFESSIONS", WE DISCUSS OLD SCHOOL PHONES, WE ASK" DID LOVLEY MARIA MARRY-DOWN? AND WE TALK ABOUT SPONGE BOB ON THE DARK WEB.....

THIS WEEK'S SHOW-PISSING ON ANT HILLS, WE PLAY "WOULD YOU RATHER" WITH THE GOVERNOR OF ALASKA, MIKE DUNLEAVY, WINNING THE GENE LOTTERY, AND MARIA DISCUSSES WHAT'S MORE INTIMATE THAN SEX

This week on the show:-Bad Hook Ups with Maria, Fuck My Life, Signs your teacher is drunk, Butt Gaskets and we discuss wet farts at a funeral.....

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS HAVING HUGE JUNK, SHITTY SUMMER CAMPS, TROOPER COOPER W/ TRUMP AND PUTIN AND "ASK LOVELY MARIA"

 TACTFULLY TRASHING YOUR OUTFIT, INTERVIEW WITH CARMINE APPICE TALKING ABOUT OZZY, IF I WERE PRESIDENT AND....I HAVE TO POOP!

THIS WEEK WE TALK ABOUT BAD TATTOOS, PHONE SEX WITH LOVELY MARIA, WHY WE LOVE TO CUSS AND...FORGETTING THE WIFE!

THIS WEEK: WORDS THAT SOUND DIRTY,WE DISCUSS OLD PEOPLE SMELL, HIDING FROM THE WIFE AND HITTING ROCK BOTTOM

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS SEX AT WORK, SIGNS YOU'RE TALKING TO A PSYCHOPATH, FUCK MY LIFE AND THE STUPID ALASKA HEAT ADVISORY.

THIS WEEK WE DISCUSS TAKING A BREAK FROM SEX, THE BRO CODE, WEIRD SHIT THATS IN YOUR FRIDGE AND SHOWERING WITH GRANDMA...UH-HUH

ALSO THIS WEEK: WE DISCUSS "ADULT TUMMY TIME", LIVING POOR AND DATING A SHORT GUY

THIS WEEK:-FUCK MY LIFE, WARNINGS TO OUR HIGHSCHOOL SELVES, WEIRD SMELLS WE ENJOY AND SUCCESSFUL FIRST DATES

THIS WEEK: GROSS MOVIE SCENES, GWENETH PALTROW'S VAGINA-ON VYNIL!, NO MORE HOOK UPS ON TINDER AND FUCK MY LIFE!.....

THIS WEEK: AMAZON DELIVERS POOP, GROSS MOVIEW SCENES, QUESTIONS FOR BEING STUPID, FUCK MY LIFE