PODCAST · comedy
LNEMS Podcast
by Augie Lopez
Join Augie, Isaiah and friends as they take a dive into everyday topics with all the love and tenderness they would show your mother. It's time to look at the world differently and they are aiming their seasoned eyes on todays news, tech , movies, comedy and pop culture. Let them know how they are doing and join their conversation.
Episodes
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Stand Up Comedy, Fundraiser, Fri. Sept 2. Fresno/Clovis
Fundraiser for Fresno State National Veterans Fraternity Support your troops! Friday September 2, 2016 $20 presale, $25 at the door Mother Mary's Italian Restaurant 1345 N. Willow Ave Clovis, CA 93611 https://www.livemusiccity.com/event/3693 https://www.facebook.com/events/1550766515223563
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LNEMS 2
LNEMS 2 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 1
LNEMS 1 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 170
LNEMS 170 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 169
LNEMS 169 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 168
LNEMS 168 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 167
LNEMS 167 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 166
LNEMS 166 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 165 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 163
LNEMS 163 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 162
LNEMS 162 by Augie Lopez
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LNEMS 161
LNEMS 161 by Augie Lopez
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160: Obnoxious
This week, Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, Ro, and Rico have spirited conversations about the show’s biggest fans, kids today, and skin color. Courtney shares a story about her daughter’s interesting new friend at school, and the latest trouble her kindergartner’s gotten into. The show closes with Ro...
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159: Animal Experts
This week, Augie and Isaiah are again joined by Melissa and Rico. Augie’s parents call in to share a horrifying story about a family member that ends well. The resident safari guide educates everyone on what he’s learned about animals from Nat Geo Wild and Discovery Channel. Isaiah gets nostalgic...
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158: Silent Disco
This week, Augie and Isaiah kick it with Rico and Melissa. Augie and Melissa talk about their first time at a silent disco, then discuss everybody’s thoughts on the gay ear. Everyone gets an eye-opening as they learn about each other’s jealousies of the opposite sex. Rico keeps validating why...
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157: Steam Means Hot
This week, Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, and Ro review Augie’s experience going to a VA hospital and having a hard time in the cafeteria. In the news, Courtney gives everyone the latest on two famous Scotts, and everybody second-guesses wanting to be an astronaut. Augie closes out the show with new...
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156: Yo Mama So Fat
This week, Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, and Ro recap Courtney’s standup debut at a big venue. Ro continues to educate everyone about the working world of comedy. In the news, Courtney sets everyone up for Yo Mama So Fat jokes with her report on Mama June’s health issues, then shows an example of how...
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155: FLEXBWU
This week, Augie kicks it with Courtney and Ro. Ro addresses the level of harassment against women that exists in the standup comedy world. Courtney has a lengthy talk about the plight of being a parent to two asshole children in 2016. In the news, Courtney reports on more student-teacher sex…
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154: McScuse Me, Bitch
This week, Augie, Courtney, and Ro talk about past and current sexual histories, and why men who do housework get laid. Ro shares an amazing McDonald’s story, and Augie informally discusses his Superbowl Sunday. In the news, Courtney talks about Kanye West’s mentally instability and a real-life...
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153: Woman Problems
This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro are accompanied by Jack. They talk about which gross behaviors are okay in front of a significant other, and Courtney shares a horrible story about shaving. The news segment shines the spotlight on strong vaginas and weak women. Isaiah once again...
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152: Keep Calm and Carry On
This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro are joined by executive friend Jack. Courtney comes back on the show to talk about the horrors of being a parent, and Isaiah can’t wait to punch a teacher. Everyone learns that McDonald’s kale salads are unhealthy, and some medical professionals…
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151: Valentine
This week, Augie, Matt, Ro, and Melissa open their hearts for Valentine’s Day to some butt love--proctologist style. Augie talks about his latest appointment for his hemorrhoid issue and Matt puts in his two cents. Ro has a horrible story about a former lover that will make you think twice about...
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150: Stealing
This week, Augie, Matt, and Ro are joined by technical director/Augie’s girlfriend, Melissa. Ro talks about her past teenage life as a shoplifter, and Augie tries to convince everyone that he didn’t steal from Target. Ro also discusses Amy Schumer and the world of standup comedy thievery. Augie,...
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149: Immaculate Conception
This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro continue recapping the holidays and the end of 2015. They have a lively discussion about sports households, and how to live when spouses have different teams. In the news, Courtney reports on El Chapo’s latest capture, Bill Cosby’s continuing legal...
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148: Space Oddity
This week, Augie, Isaiah, Matt, Courtney, and Ro reunite their Valley gang to discuss New Year’s resolutions, life goals, and medical problems. Augie and Matt discuss a surprising outcome to having a celebrity family member at a funeral, and Melissa sits where she’s been put. Courtney updates...
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147: Mixed Bag of Holidays
This week, Augie, Courtney, and Ro are joined again by good friend of the podcast, Eric. They each discuss their grab-bag of holiday gift-giving traditions. In the news, Courtney discusses her new favorite topic of violence centered upon fast food. Listen to hear all this and more.
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146: Adult Acne
This week, Augie, Courtney, Ro, and Eric discuss adult struggles like acne and prescription medication. They go over Christmas traditions and share some little-known holiday facts. In the news, Courtney talks about Oscar-winning actress M’onique’s latest delve into craziness when it comes to her...
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145: Tonya Harding Bangs
This week, Augie is joined by co-hosts Courtney and Ro, and podcast friend Eric. Courtney tells a recent story about her son’s first haircut and her daughter getting Tonya Harding bangs. In the news, Courtney delves into the prison diet that is going to make Jared Fogle fat again, and the latest…
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144: Sports and Shopping
This week, Augie is joined by Courtney, Ro, and Rico. To get into the holiday spirit, Courtney recants her long history of Black Friday shopping, then Augie tells a Las Vegas story that teaches a lesson. In the news, Courtney discusses some sad sports news, Charlie Sheen’s HIV status update, and...
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LNEMS 143 by Augie Lopez
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142: Much Ado About Nothing
This week, Augie, Courtney, and Ro turn frowns upside down as they talk about baby-making techniques, adopting old dogs, photos with Santa, and strip club buffets. Courtney’s morbid news segment involves killing over the last piece of chicken, sacrificing a lamb, and last but not least, El Nino!...
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141: Cult Talk
This week, Augie eats cupcakes with Courtney and Ro, and reflects on his latest experience at a family member’s wake. Courtney and Ro start talking about things people say to get a rise out of them, which leads to a discussion about Ro’s future step-daddy who is younger than her brother.…
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140: First Interview
Take a listen to this weeks episode. We record ourselves going through a hayride on Halloween. This episode also has my first interview done for the show. It is with up and coming comedian Francisco Ramos.
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139: Wage Gap
This week, all-star cast Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, Matt, and Ro take on childhood injuries, gang fights, and getting swindled by food prices at the county fair. Courtney reports on the dumb chick who live streamed her drunk ass driving home via Periscope. She then delves into a much-needed…
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138: TMI
This week, the band’s back together with Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, Matt, and Ro. Augie continues to try to counter Melissa’s comments about him in previous weeks, and Matt shares a true story about Melissa and Augie that he’s been saving for a whole month. Augie then talks about his lack of lumber...
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137: Melissa Steals the Show (and Hats)
This week, Augie is joined again by shoulder angel Melissa and shoulder devil Rico.
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136: Song Killer
This week, Augie is joined by fan favorites Melissa and Rico. Melissa exposes what Augie is really like, including how he ruins music and Valentine’s Day. Melissa then reports on the latest news, which includes the selfie sorority girls at the baseball game, what sleep position says about your...
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135: Dirty Doctor
This week, Augie, Isaiah, Courtney, and Matt listen to Augie’s doctor’s visit horror story that turned him from a boy into a man. After the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm, Courtney reports on some alternative Doritos in our future, the bullet train from Los Angeles to Las Vegas, and the Facebook…
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134: Minor Celebrity
This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by Matt, who has been newly anointed as a recurring member of the podcast. Augie discusses some exciting news about his community college broadcast class, then shares a related annoying story. After the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm, Courtney reports…
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133: House Guests
This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are rejoined by hipster storyteller Adam. Augie throws shade at a former podcast guest, and Courtney confesses her love for another former guest. After comparing everyone’s views on proper guest etiquette, Courtney shares news about the county clerk who…
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132: Food Fights
This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by Marvin along with newcomer Adam, the Rap War Historian. They discuss the recent MTV VMAs drama and receive a musicology lesson from Adam. Everybody then weighs the idea of whether Kanye or Trump would be good presidents. After the break, Augie...
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131: Ashley Madison
This week, Augie and Courtney are rejoined by Frankie, Vince, and Danny. Courtney discusses her experience doing standup for the first time, and Augie talks about black phrases that white people ruined. Courtney recounts the latest news on the Jared Fogle child porn scandal, and divulges her...
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130: The Falconer
This week, Augie and Courtney are joined by returning guests Frankie and Vince, and newcomer Danny. Vince gets an exciting new job, and Augie and Courtney talk about the seagull problem at work. Yet another bathroom discussion ensues, but this time it’s taken to an intimate level by Frankie and...
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129: Again
Join Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney as we welcome Sam on the podcast again.
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128: Young
This week, Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by young gun Sam. Sam fills everyone in on his lengthy 16-year comedian autobiography, from his earliest beginnings to the way Courtney used candy to lure him into Augie’s home for the podcast. After Augie delivers the Good Word with Mr. Rhythm,...
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127: The Bell
Matt joins the gang again on this episode. Courtney tells us a story about how she confronted a girl for being rude at taco bell. Courtney also talk about the accidents that happen during the 4th of July and more in the news.
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126: Doctor's Visit
Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are joined by Matt on this episode. Matt opens up the podcast by talking about his doctor visit. He gets really detailed about what is wrong with him and tells us some crazy facts about your mouth. Augie reads of some digital confessions and Courtney tells us whats…
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125: The Wedding
Take a listen to this weeks episode. It is kind of a long one, but you will be entertained. The reason why you will be entertained is because everyone has been to a wedding and has experienced everything that comes with it. Listen to us as we talk about Angelo and Diana's wedding and all the...
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124: Venting
In this episode Isaiah and Augie vent to each other about the days events. We both had a really hard day and this is what happen. Sorry if Augie sounds weird he just woke up from his precious nap.
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123: A Long Time
Join Augie, Isaiah, and Courtney are on this weeks episode. Augie opens up the show talking about an accident that him and Isaiah saw. We find out that each one of us act different in a medical emergency. Courtney tells us that she found out that she can handle someone throwing up on her (baby...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Join Augie, Isaiah and friends as they take a dive into everyday topics with all the love and tenderness they would show your mother. It's time to look at the world differently and they are aiming their seasoned eyes on todays news, tech , movies, comedy and pop culture. Let them know how they are doing and join their conversation.
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Augie Lopez
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Join Augie, Isaiah and friends as they take a dive into everyday topics with all the love and tenderness they would show your mother. It's time to look at the world differently and they are aiming their seasoned eyes on todays news, tech , movies, comedy and pop culture. Let them know how they are...
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LNEMS Podcast is created and hosted by Augie Lopez.
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