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Long Sistance Podcast
by Gemma Hamilton and Sabrina Hamilton
Sisters Gemma and Sabrina Hamilton live over 1,200 miles apart but still manage to chat like they’re sat at the same kitchen table.Every Wednesday, the sisters catch up on life, share hilarious stories, dive into childhood memories, and explore the wonderfully chaotic dynamics that only siblings truly understand. From nostalgic throwbacks and everyday mishaps to random tangents and laugh-out-loud moments, no topic is off limits.Each episode is filled with humour, honesty, and the kind of banter that only comes from a lifetime of sisterhood.
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20. "A Freak Wind Storm" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Hiiiiiiii, your favourite sisters are back for another episode! This week is part two of true, false or could be. We share lots of ridiculous childhood stories in this episode, mostly at Sabrina's expense. Join us and laugh and cringe with us!
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19. "I Haven't Eaten Bread Since 1666" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Hi friends! Happy Wednesday! This week Gemma and Sabrina talk about their heatwave survival stories, how Gemma thought mosquitoes were invisible until she was 21, and Sabrina has an update on her neighbourhood pigeons! Then Sabrina quizzes Gemma with a game of true or false.
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18. "At Least I'll Go Out Laughing" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Hi friends! This week's episode is a bit shorter than usual because Sabrina literally couldn't stand the heat lol. We play family fortunes and the things game!
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17. "I've Been Taken Hostage in a Kebab Shop" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Hi friends! Happy Wednesday!This week we're exposing ourselves and airing out our own red flags. Why? Because who needs therapy when you have a podcast...
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16. "Fastest Kid Alive" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Hi friends!This week Sabrina takes us through her absolute nightmare sofa delivery disaster — because apparently ordering furniture should come with emotional support. We also dive into the juicy America’s Next Top Model documentary and ask the important question: Tyra baby… what is you doing?! Plus, we read through unpopular opinions from the internet and decide whether we agree, disagree, or are personally offended. Expect hot takes, sibling roasting, and plenty of laughs along the way.
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15. "Not All Berries Have a Name" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Hi sweet baby angels! Today's episode was quite the gaggle of chit chat and laughs, If you ever wanted to eavesdrop on a phone call between us, this one is for you.
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14. "Somebody Hydrate This Girl!" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Hi sweet baby angels!We're back again to bless your Wednesday! This week we talk about Gemma's upcoming trip to Porto, give each other a quiz to see who knows who better, and quote Jersey Shore far too many times.
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13. "Nine Scoops of Banana Ice Cream" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Hi sweet baby angels!We're back again to bless your Wednesday <3This week is part two of the day from hell trend we did last week, and this time Sabrina is up. Let us know your thoughts, day from hell or an average Monday?We also touch on the One Piece craze, what the heck Hello Kitty is (a cat? a British girl in a costume?), David Attenborough's newest documentary, and the birthday card you get when you turn 100 in the UK
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12. "One Of Us Was Born With Brains" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Get ready to laugh, cringe, and take a nostalgic trip down memory lane in the latest episode of Long Sistance Podcast! Hosts Gemma and Sabrina are back with their signature mix of humour, honesty, and sisterly chaos—despite the miles between them.This week, the sisters dive into the surprisingly long lifespans of animals like parrots and tortoises… and question whether they even have the energy to live that long themselves. Gemma shares a hilariously awkward moment when her neighbour casually compared her age to Jesus (yes, really), while both hosts relive the ultimate early-teen rite of passage: questionable makeup choices that should have stayed in the 2000s.Expect laughs, relatable tangents, and a sprinkle of cultural insight as they chat about Italian name days, before launching into part one of their take on the viral “day from hell” trend—where everything that can go wrong absolutely does.If you love comedy, sisterly banter, and a good dose of nostalgia, this episode is for you. Tune in now and join Gemma and Sabrina for another wonderfully chaotic catch-up!
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11. "Snakes Don't Hiss; They Listen To Your Podcast" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe text your sibling after this one… 💬This week on Long Sistance, sisters Gemma and Sabrina Hamilton dive headfirst into the unwritten rules of sisterhood—from the unspoken responsibilities of being the “big sister” to the chaotic energy of the “little sister” life. Expect plenty of laughs as they unpack classic stereotypes, questionable obligations, and the moments that definitely weren’t in the sister handbook.But it’s not all jokes—this episode also gets real. Sabrina shares the unforgettable (and slightly unbelievable) way she discovered their parents were getting divorced… let’s just say Facebook had something to do with it. 👀Through it all, Gemma and Sabrina reflect on the ups, downs, and everything in between that’s shaped their unbreakable sister bond—the kind that survives drama, distance, and even social media surprises.If you’ve ever argued over clothes, covered for each other, or just knew your sibling would always have your back, this episode is for you.🎧 Tune in for:Big sister vs little sister dynamicsSister stereotypes (and which ones are actually true)Real-life family moments you won’t believeHonest chats, belly laughs, and heartfelt connectionDon’t forget to follow, rate, and share with your sister (or someone who feels like one). 💕#LongSistancePodcast #SisterTalk #SiblingBond #ComedyPodcast #RealTalk #FamilyStories #PodcastUK
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10. "What Are Your Plans For That Pita Bread?" | Long Sistance Podcast: Sisters 1200 Miles Apart
Guess who’s back?After a short break due to illness, Sabrina returns and the sisters are reunited—bringing all the chaos, laughs, and classic Long Sistance Podcast energy you’ve missed.In this episode, they dive into the frustrating reality of doctors not always believing women, gush over Sabrina’s latest obsession with the hit K-drama Crash Landing on You, and confess (with zero shame) how they talk to their dogs like full-on humans.Expect honest chats, relatable moments, and plenty of sisterly banter that’ll have you laughing along.Tune in for a fun, unfiltered episode of the Long Sistance Podcast—where no topic is off-limits and the vibes are always real.https://longsistance.carrd.co/
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A Sisterly Update | Long Sistance Podcast
Hi guys! There's no new episode this week, but Gemma shares an update and also a few funny stories from her first job after moving to Italy. We'll be back to our regular episodes next week, promise!
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09. "Has The Postman Been Round Yet?" | Long Sistance Podcast
This week on Long Sistance, Gemma and Sabrina are back with another cosy catch-up full of questionable opinions and unnecessary nostalgia.The main topic? Hyper-specific red flags. Not the serious kind — the oddly specific ones that immediately make you suspicious of a person. Think people who call a holiday a “hollibobs”, people proudly using a 3-in-1 shampoo, and other tiny things that somehow say far too much.Naturally, the conversation wanders (as it always does). We somehow end up talking about biscuits again for the second week running, revisit the unforgettable moment Sabrina bit Brewster the Bear at a birthday party, and dive into Sabrina’s slightly irrational childhood fear of being locked in places.It’s chaotic, a little bit nostalgic, and very much the kind of chat that starts with red flags and ends with childhood trauma and snack discussions.Grab a cup of tea and join us for another long-distance catch-up.
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08. “I Am the Guest Star Every Week” | Long Sistance Podcast
Hi friends! We’re back again and this week it’s chaotic. This week we touch on current world events, the beautiful period of the internet when people were auto tuning the news, books and biscuits. We also play a few rounds of the “Pick Your Poison” card game!
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07. "Get Rasputin Out of My Bedroom!" | Long Sistance Podcast
This week on Long Sistance, we're back on the mic and only mildly unhinged (as usual).This week we discuss our shared love of vintage clothing and Gemma talks about European flea markets — the kind where you find a perfect 70s jacket, a haunted porcelain doll, and a life crisis all in one afternoon. We revisit the silly lies we believed as kids. You know — like how turning on the inside car light at night is apparently a crime. Or swallowing gum stays in your stomach for seven years. Who started these rumours? We have questions.Gemma bravely shares her childhood fear of Rasputin from the animated movie Anastasia — yes, the green, the glowing eyes, the trauma. Sabrina, naturally, does not let her live this down.It’s nostalgic. It’s chaotic. It’s sister therapy with microphones.Pop your headphones in and come hang with us. 💛
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06. "I Don't Even Know What Channel This B**** Is On" | Long Sistance Podcast
Hi guyssss! In today's episode we hold our first episode of "sister court" using a couple of reddit stories! Gemma shares some stories about her chaotic ex-boyfriend and we laugh about Sabrina's first experience with loss... her copy of the Sims 2 PC game.
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05. "Only My Friends Can Ignore My Sister" | Long Sistance Podcast
In today's episode Sabrina and Gemma Hamilton share humorous and revealing stories from their childhood, focusing on the lies they told, the mischief they got into, and the dynamics of growing up in a family with siblings. They reflect on their experiences with injuries, school, and memorable Christmas moments, all while highlighting the unique personality of their younger brother, Harry. The discussion is filled with laughter, nostalgia, and a candid look at their family life.
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04. "There's No Nutritional Value in Toothpicks" | Long Sistance Podcast
In this episode of the Long Sistance Podcast, hosts Sabrina and Gemma explore various light-hearted topics ranging from the impact of weather on mood to quirky 'Would You Rather' questions. The conversation flows through various themes, providing insights into their lives and thoughts, all while maintaining a fun and relatable tone.
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03. "It's Just Me and the Teapot" | Long Sistance Podcast
In this episode of the Long Sistance Podcast, hosts Sabrina and Gemma engage in a light-hearted conversation filled with personal anecdotes, humorous hypotheticals, and reflections on everyday life. They discuss their recent listener growth, share personal updates, and explore topics such as impulsive buying, animal affection, cultural experiences, and parenting perspectives.
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02. - The Cult of Chip Spice | Long Sistance Podcast
In this engaging conversation, Gemma and Sabrina explore a variety of topics ranging from Korean beauty products and shopping experiences to the rising costs of dining out. They share humorous anecdotes about fast food preferences, the launch of their podcast, and the quirks of regional accents. Childhood memories and misunderstandings are revisited, alongside discussions about local cultural phenomena like chip spice. The conversation also touches on travel plans, cultural perspectives on blood types, and personal experiences with medical procedures. Finally, they reflect on home comforts, particularly the significance of socks and slippers in their daily lives. In this episode, Sabrina and Gemma engage in a light-hearted and cosy conversation that touches on various themes such as comfort, dreams, cultural differences, personal health, and the challenges of modern life. They share personal anecdotes about their experiences with weather, sleep, and relationships, while also discussing the importance of creating a supportive environment and managing information overload in today's fast-paced world.
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01. - "I Don't Know Whose Sins I'm Paying For, But They Can't All Be Mine" | Long Sistance Podcast
In the inaugural episode of their podcast, sisters Sabrina and Gemma Hamilton navigate the awkwardness of recording their first conversation, sharing personal anecdotes and insights about their lives in different countries. Sabrina, who resides in England, works in environmental protection, while Gemma has been living in Italy for nearly a decade as an English teacher. The episode captures their humorous banter as they discuss their experiences with technology, language barriers, and the challenges of adapting to life abroad. They also reflect on their childhood memories and the importance of family stories, setting the stage for a podcast that promises laughter and relatable content. In this episode, Gemma and Sabrina dive into their quirky experiences living with an eccentric housemate, Mark, who was a teacher. They share amusing anecdotes about his peculiar habits, such as his obsession with fish and chips, his smoking habits, and his strange interactions with the other housemates. The conversation flows into discussions about the challenges of communal living, including the disappearance of shared kitchen items and the frustrations of dealing with a messy roommate. They also touch on the broader implications of social interactions in their lives, reflecting on how people have become less communicative and more isolated in modern society.As the episode progresses, the duo humorously recount their daily annoyances, from the frustrations of technology to the little inconveniences that can lead to overwhelming feelings. They conclude with a light-hearted discussion about their hopes for future episodes, promising to delve deeper into their expat experiences and the challenges of adapting to new environments. Overall, the episode is filled with laughter, relatable stories, and a candid look at the ups and downs of shared living.
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Sisters Gemma and Sabrina Hamilton live over 1,200 miles apart but still manage to chat like they’re sat at the same kitchen table.Every Wednesday, the sisters catch up on life, share hilarious stories, dive into childhood memories, and explore the wonderfully chaotic dynamics that only siblings truly understand. From nostalgic throwbacks and everyday mishaps to random tangents and laugh-out-loud moments, no topic is off limits.Each episode is filled with humour, honesty, and the kind of banter that only comes from a lifetime of sisterhood.
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Gemma Hamilton and Sabrina Hamilton
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