Look How Sane And Linear We Are Being

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 4282-4389!  Contents include:  bucket comparisons, demidogs, and trains (yes, real ones). God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 4110-4282!  Contents include: blue ladies, golden retrievers, and dragging loved ones to hell. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze CASCADE! That's it! That's the whole thing! Contents include: Cascade and all that comes with it. Enjoy! And God help you. Content warning: heavier sexual themes than normal. In humor, but still! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 3, the final part! Contents include: structural standoffs, the art of soliloquy, and pet fixing in cringe media. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 2! Contents include: lists of the dead, wiki freakouts, and Elizabeth's cognitive limit. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108. Yes, those numbers are right - we're trying something new! Contents include: confusion, convolution, and heterosexual gal pals. God help you. Content warning: brief (hypothetical, fictional) incest mention (33:50-35:17). Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3119-3219. Contents include: soup, soup, and soup. God help you. Content warning: mild unreality. Mostly just absurdity, but if that disturbs you, we'd suggest skipping the mid part of the episode, 20:50 through 27:03! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR3tRJHMXgTlWc6Q_81-icOwBT6PxCGRxySnXT4-ZvXNt_3dXQb2NE24mWoVvGQkg/pub

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3079-3119 of Homestuck. Contents include: graphic murder, bone anatomy, and cracking the Hussie code. God help you. Content warning: mild discussion of  abusive relationships. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSrhaoDVjdFcw3q15r6RxWJMT4x-GXyWpYBiLrFNhYfS-opJQDFmXf4Na2SsXNjQmPiDSqNXk3pMG_5/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3035-3078 of Homestuck. Contents include: unwarranted Vriska comparisons, meme catchup, and cringe culture. God help you. Content warning: mild discussion of self-sacrifice and abusive relationships. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTm5aNr2fIFeuoOXlN2Mi2cthztmmbV4w4CHdjqtBYBxfrireCd1x73AFujQCaXtQyibb0u28h41A-v/pub

Confused about why we've suddenly reappearified? Look (or listen) no further! The Elizabeths are back from hiatus. If you want the full update, listen to this mini bonus episode! We also have a full unreleased episode out today that you can find here. Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTGdi6WGH7OaoX7dP3CYiBj49UuCoj6LvM66ybNFF-HKrJTU_ivYrZFd995euPuaPCuww33b218Xoes/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2973-3035 of Homestuck. Contents include: Vriska's rebound, auditory crimes, and physics debates. God help you. Content warning: the pages analyzed in this episode have a lot of flashing lights. We advise you don't read if you're light sensitive! Additional warning: This is an episode from last year. For context, click here! Also, Jon Michael's correct and current Instagram page is @jmsullivan.bbb! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSRw73c-A0PBIoRyBhpOT4IVZ5MCKDrr6PFEUIV0Qban5e14oEQg2ueFVPQ7a2xZ_Pj1KTShVdLsDLY/pub

Programming Announcement: Production of new episodes is temporarily  canceled because of current events, specifically so we're able to give  support to the Black Lives Matter protests. More information and  resources located in full announcement and transcript. Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSqMAriupYkLUmZoymQHUJBcu76qaQy7hH0nyw2WNhXSqQJL8Lq-b_zcGXwcNMU0_fPx0Y5zzbkB2z7/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2888-1969 of Homestuck. Contents include: a little stabbing, stuckception, and a video game takedown. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS3Aa2E5DkcvX4qCbCMOuFlOWEr_zGurAhi-5Qap0D_c_COk9ykHgWEMhpGQqXprY-c7VwqvyDRzYgs/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2841-2887 of Homestuck. Contents include: horrorterror nightmares, a defeat, and at least twice as many Karkats as is entirely convenient. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQsCX1ubNs1huOOn7te5MwfWzqUbTdJZEJTqiCQRWrFFUAJB9vAtlef6k14MnsOpIeeJblzdi2tEM22/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2793-2840 of Homestuck. Contents include: Undertale heresy, explosions, and lack thereof. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRUxAzQQv0YpDUOjsoxM7uJD01KGRD6v7Joj1c-gSG26fEaBIjnz_C2GiBrNj8aVgUpSghD4drXKPWD/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2792 of Homestuck. Contents include: Gamzee Easter eggs, loose milk, and a swarm of larvae. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRCSJOoczAK7aEP5Twq5hGEkFW3E06Tf3R3yTwyYvJ7Z_HesyWKO2NhSRqHPFJB43UKbUHhIpvXQjGJ/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2759-2791 of Homestuck. Contents include: six year olds, entering the fuckery zone, and a reprise. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRc6HakseC5-4_vggY4tjSJIW9MGN57niSRQUcjnpeMLd0k7q1cMyWwGXyBNovNIgEnRnZTISKaY0iL/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2668-2758 of Homestuck. Contents include: malaria immunity, calculus mob bossin’, and bedtime. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTBQhiIQXlAS3MqDzjojtcTKdCzkULRMH7-BnS2US9L90015rTa1-kyYJgkdutBVYXGtf_BjB_wx8u-/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2626-2667 of Homestuck. Contents include: Earth human buddies, a poker grand slam, and trollsbians. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRHsI6s2mDMrLMsSutiyCT_zDdMCTKXjb5HrVRH-JTOiRT0AmE_T6jHmifHe-r2k9U2NhiXSFzkQ1Bz/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2579-2626 of Homestuck. Contents include: store-bought nostalgia, amateur beatboxing, and a goodbye. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSnuW2PMAMkq0cJ_0rQc8YkyxzuDSuZHp_hjonwjyvckEEAYWdqDWaxv17UWn6HAchIeV3jGQDiVue7/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2516-2578 of Homestuck. Contents include: revenge served warm, incomprehensible ambiguity, and a boy rant. God help you. (If you doubt our cold open... Yes, it's a real post that really happened.) Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSlW42izRNmQotRs1IGL8dGUUl4SBGzkwwZdM9fuop0AsnZlxgiIAvZBW_zrgB3inmBLdOTkZ8k-hmM/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2422-2516 of Homestuck. Contents include: cold-blooded murder, cosplay corner, and anime misdemeanors. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRBTIwcEfR-_rzG9L1DPvjHAN9WaJou3ZHWNRFYlEozuWA5mNKcBhuD6gEPcIDufdFwrZQn_O1lm7cZ/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2365-2422 of Homestuck. Contents include: sexting tips, gnipples, and a series of confessions. God help you. CW for nonexplicit discussion of depiction of sexual assault in the first half of the episode. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTsQ7NmxS1DD1o0DI6Y8b217W8ng9o_36BzRxgU3TV32tOivApQur9cxeF8D1BPpOtAc5027uoFy76E/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2323-2365 of Homestuck. Contents include: moirail resistance, unexpected marketing, and hieroglyph trolls. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTbGdAAZkHaOkqQpPGKSzFj0r01Tgh577geCJqa4_2UNCJrnREH1iZTVfkz9iHkoplNIBGNa2fhv4wX/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2238-2323 of Homestuck. Contents include: friend ships, middle school marriage, and pyramidal chocolate. God help you. CW for brief discussion of kink, and momentary emetophobia CW directly after the minigame. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTfPMd8VnPw28_gazA5t-Py-EW8b5mgCtmrPjE0wGki6JwY_vIV0ODVjguqAvfGE9G-vkS6GpZf3bug/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2189-2238 of Homestuck. Contents include:  kink negotiation, the addition of eyes, and attack dogs. God help you. CW for brief (humorous) discussion of kink and consent. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSnvuuKpifyNkTIe19rD00CObkkhd18FF7cyNG8GpGuQiGDgKRWvJG-c9PUu4VFIqM-PaW9ZpKavMhv/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2151-2189 of Homestuck. Contents include:  bad dates, performative assholery, and dying in the game. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR0R0PhyUYQzJONSWhd392nZMs32cDdmkgazxG_q2OB4ua55c06JmrgGJWsxd8OZPDPyjQZGV6LzrRv/pub

Happy one-year anniversary of Look How Sane And Linear We Are Being! Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2108-2150 of Homestuck. Contents include – well. We’re gonna need a new sign-off. CW: Discussions of ableism, abuse, eugenics Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSLWOHgVk4-1jSVn4ikYp9vJA1f1iYQ3WKKSNtgR4A2-cfJsb_-Fq-9GeEgTh9E1qn6unYNwCadcZdU/pub

Cut the goofs! No Homestuck this episode, folks. Join the Elizabeths as they talk about what they do on the podcast, why, and the reasons you should listen to their opinions. Ever wondered if Look How Sane And Linear We Are Being is really sane OR linear? This is the episode for you! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQ1J9xtjNUb99bjNrf0jJWOo-2rUWiDBHC72yZTRM7X7b5oi1iNPEmWmWlP1kdg9RPx-cBUfnk4xNy-/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2074-2108 of Homestuck. Contents include:  scorpions, stuffed animals, and wheeled chairs. God help you. TW for discussion of animal/pet death from 2:27 - 7:20, along with a brief mention in “end credits” section Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRRAuTZNHFBIf0dP09Ecv2TdgseqhMxf3rC2BMF6rAgeQ3yjPOsnVpUv9xlvOzeqQ_Qw6KjfjJiQQ2H/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2033-2073 of Homestuck. Contents include:  unsolicited pornography, inaccessible soda, and downhyping. God help you. As the description implies, TW for discussion of pornography. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTnyu-SNven3fZahMx9eInZtHj3UDUjZ_dUL7AdFWhp8QF5rKfs8QNOh2rAbM9y-wjkS84NRlDIUEPG/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1989-2033 of Homestuck. Contents include:  an existential crisis, trollsona kidnapping, and platonic BDSM. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRrUDlTbWNJ4gp7P6Mdybii0sQqbGaGeKUHDmZZ3Kx_aRi5wyzNaO6cr3x_8tQCK4Fst_1pfM843ZYM/pub

 Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1922-1988 of Homestuck. Contents include:  unnecessary dance parties, Andrew Hussie angst, and nonexistent celebrity impressions. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQwMcAWyjYTjgj9FNWe7Mgj5L3YYAkm4uBZ-LowSquw6ydrePbZpLmW9o166CY2dsDfqnr-mkTguYfL/pub  

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1865-1922 of Homestuck. Contents include:   counter-trolling, checkmates, and a cat interlude. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRSvL8suSUUPdd-F-t19DzFnk6R2n0LU_Z7F0-Hb4fx5j6S_4rZxRsC34uXG1i4JV71TqMp1UmYenex/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1753-1865 of Homestuck. Contents include:  fashion disasters, giant women, and a gay bug redux. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRTSTDdhzY38neLycArkWVEbpy5AOVxLe5ujYoMP309iidTOyZ-uOZC5h1NjRUmdVPUAFvrc5ZD6fUE/pub  

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1669-1752 of Homestuck. Contents include:  lampshades, IT spaghetti, and a sadstuck segment. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTbus4U8Eq6xNE87Tjl739a5ris50e7h_AzfFCoggvH3efdgQN6tWxOmxsMxzZfi4PFoc1nUo2o5f67/pub  

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1557-1668 of Homestuck. Contents include:  sandwich crimes, accent play, and mid-episode meme-posting. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQKHBEyc25bfT8OdplKovnoY3CVgiHAObA8LEesXjDnwnRD-AW3t8pe5QLv3iJZNofSO3SzDrEiJwyE/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1454-1556 of Homestuck. Contents include:   gay bugs, the relative fuckability of rulers, and three distinct Waluigis. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQ8ADiJhIi2jgaJiTz3IxEpDN3eU0tAEN_H96LgLZElY1dELMoGkKHxuJhDX0yh1r-G8g8JO0ECKD5D/pub

 Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1358-1454 of Homestuck. Contents include: toilet crimes, Nic Cage, and apologies to Sierra. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vT3YGt22V3bUv1e8lcIpvZsdfSkiuUuxwmR5F7xeeWqa8YjbxpqnK8Qa-JmDg9Qhhw_7P0yzIpT1YaW/pub  

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1268-1357 of Homestuck. Contents include:  egg attempts, approved cheating, and A Child. God help you. CW: Discussion of fat-shaming, explicit sexual jokes (you thought the LAST one was bad?)   Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRbZryxB9iDx5WQudbaMSWYOQ3p1F0mngKDBRU77pkTF686b0ttiC_S5w25UBbMkL2GJO7cw6v1wgHb/pub

 Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1154-1267 of Homestuck. Contents include:   Schoolhouse Rock, the power of four, and a truly horrific number of puns. God help you. CW: Genitalia mention(s) and a higher percentage of sex jokes than usual.   Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTzv-F4V0QONlpKUuqeeOJ9FJx-hljwN0b0b6SsZ8nAqfytDm7Q_R3QS2KDcJVoayvLIAFlXziRFbmx/pub

BEHOLDS...........a bonus epipisode.....of LOok How Sene And LINEr we r being.......... This episone's topics: READING......NO SWAERS........GAYMING....... where doing this man where making this hapen (exactly what it says on the tin.) Episode transcription: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRrpex3pWy9gGQpvngQEJSlXNh4p1bz1-Fq-A4PSHhF_F4v0ZBHXCpyCnh1R1zbHQOIaUNWLBMU3KBW/pub

 Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 1048-1153 of Homestuck. Contents include:   a Condesce callout, the Jo-Ann’s Fabric, and the golden age of Homestuck. God help you. CW: Brief mention of child abuse.   Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSFXjjhz7iViHaGwyUlmOvCJED4_Kir7NYEeR3rbVTxsBPauxtqt6fDjmOPB9TKBm7szmgHF_Polt3y/pub

 Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 760-892 of Homestuck. Contents include: print-based praise, very slow meowing, and DILF arguments. God help you.    CW: Brief, non-graphic mentions of sexual abuse and pedophilia.   Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSPz1ulG8jk27rdKbJbyaxbYCnnSi6r1aJS5hyCUSNucXl6p8MC-yWiofwm0r_n4uczuXyHrqTPjfDI/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 760-892 of Homestuck. Contents include: furry friends, expert eludication, and accidental foreshadowing. God help you.   Read along with us at homestuck.com!   Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRotuXspBeHHpSeg8v_NLLTlDiVTb-vD_XsfVA0vuvEhHg12VIn9r2px568qCoDfOgHsBkM7FWIAgys/pub

 Join the Elizabeths - AND the Maxes, from the podcast Zenkai Boost! - as they review Acts One and Two of Homestuck. Contents include: clown-based religion, D&D metaphors, and Alex Trebek cosplay. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSlgRnm7FGObAO8vix0hNXn_rxXQ75eOrpukakXrvolXdTYGwxPKvkHYR3zssYaYiy-rTKrL7qOk1Kg/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 608-759 of Homestuck. Contents include: Hussie’s fetishes, terrible puns, and ascent. God help you. Content warning for this episode: Alcohol use. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here:  https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTiM6udQ2urdmVk599Z2guy1Knfr06dfXYrax43C5BC__Yhuu3GaK2J66Eg-Z7OIFXCcyje59bufrkV/pub

Happy new year, everyone! As a promised special treat, we've prepared for you a smattering of sections from the Elizabeths' pre-episode reading session. We usually say God help you, but this time: enjoy. Content warning for this episode: Alcohol use, brief (neutral) weight mention Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSDDxOHt7xE9Gw9rGn8aZ4mm5lYTkTpfBsk_yp22IDd7JmtX5Vsiu9lvJd7VmOq-rtaE5n9hFNvG9tD/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 496-607 of Homestuck. Contents include: headline puzzles, cupboard children, and Kermit’s [CENSORED]. God help you. Content warning for this episode: brief discussion of child abuse and extended discussion of pornography. EMPHASIZED: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE IS USED. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQ6g55lhZyHbqeEzPfcpHQpqwPHO703eReHAD5TuBxVkzboSBmVVl_-QiHGD0ky8SKa6L3CLRe7LJTr/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 389-495 of Homestuck. Contents include: plush pornography, game theory, and questionable academic bullshit. God help you. Content warning for this episode: discussion of child abuse and pornography. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTb3jphulY8pG5_vsF7fg8zOg-WnYHufLJEpirZHMTXvg3YFDMxvaQXF_RjH0GSKV3_tgqYJ4tYOzC-/pub