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Loose In A Bag

Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.

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  1. 53

    Episode 64 - Who Are You, CIA

    Cause you’re a scientist. No you need some starving kids. Spite beans. Dont get all libby. Cool gang sign. What a night that was. Everybody’s doing math. Got a mustang I’ve never driven. CABOT MUST PAY. That radical leftist. I gotta stop doing this voice!

  2. 52

    Episode 63 - Hypebeast Domestic Terrorist

    They spread like a virus. Lookin like Mario. You should swing. I’m the real estate one. Southern Italy will rise again. I used to be a woman. Andy Cuomo was governor we were safe!

  3. 51

    Episode 62 - Tubman $20’s

    I don’t think you get it. Gender dyslexia. You throw it out. Tokyo apartment. Listen I’ve been a cuck. Two new knees, government cheese. The recidivism rate of these horses.

  4. 50

    Episode 61 - Now That I’m 40

    I take your bussy. That pedophiles prolly in his mid 20s. What kind of operation are we running.

  5. 49

    Episode 60 - I Know A Lizard When I See A Lizard

    It’s both ways? I know someone who eats flies when I see em. I bet he looks like he stinks. People think it’s ropes, it’s not. Why’s his mouth always open? That would be a good use.

  6. 48

    Episode 58 - Now We Flint

    Government issued Bowie knife. I’m swangin’! Cold air intake. Goonin’ gas mileage. I’m off socks. Made him look like a Trapinch. A bit of a heffer. Making me breathe fart. Something they started recently. You need a vice. She gunna get pinkeye. You’re blading yourself.

  7. 47

    Episode 57 - Brought To You By Tower 7

    You gotta be a safe worker. Brian O’Ryan. He tells it like it is. Wheelchair Monty. Trail of beers. You should have J’d em down. Bring out the boys! Listen here baby girl.

  8. 46

    Episode 56 - No More Nubbed Up Guys

    But now, yea. You look hipster as shit. Dude you’re late. I’ll show you a war. We been waiting for you. Crack pipes that look like crack rocks. I want him to give CTE. Heated glovebox?!

  9. 45

    Episode 55 - Spaghetti Warehouse Is Closing

    You cyber bully people. Healthy as a horse. Refined Southern Gentlemen. Americans are eating less garlic bread. Touched the sidewall. He’s not gunna like me doing Cuomo. Every oasis is a mirage. Double Jeopardy.

  10. 44

    Episode 54 - Helen Keller Is A Liar

    We’re gunna war crime you. I forgot I’m being contrarian. My adult taxes. I don’t want to upset her. Top DiPShit. He was 130 I’m going with it. Let’s just not see. She blew my cover.

  11. 43

    Episode 53 - Surely You Didn’t Just Rob All Of Us

    That’s a state job. Smell like money. Thought you was an OPP. You been in the slave game a minute. Smells like tainted water. The train is also itself a ghost. Onward Christian soldiers guy. Bathroom looks like a god damn Newport. Hooked on the look. Chopping good hands off workers.

  12. 42

    Episode 52 - I Live My Life For Him Now

    Everybody’s got heelies. Selfish artist. Get to Tokyo somehow. Some shit, idk. Bad kid uses hyper potion. It couldn’t be him. Lauren Boebert hmu. The metaphorical bagel.

  13. 41

    Episode 51 - Full Name On The Van

    Gettin juiced. Six degrees of Kevin Bacon Hitler. They get so excited the back of their head opens up. I said the words harder than anybody else. She’s a trad wife. Trickle-Down Day. Citrus extravaganza. Making the cards fight.

  14. 40

    Episode 50 - Kung-Pow Kitten

    All your providences. Stolen juggalo valor. Then you get in line. They take care of the mice. Get these YBCs outta the bodegas. He’s steaming. It’s got more sides. It’s gunna be one state. That how we know she ready.

  15. 39

    Episode 49 - 360 RPG No Scope Backflip

    Paint stripper. Cmon Hamlin choke him! Monster truck Muslims. She was measuring skulls. I’ll get a new son. The dankest uniforms. It’s a frame. Shoes for Jews.

  16. 38

    Episode 48 - Every Taco Was Broken

    Face the wall. Who can sleep longer. Looks like a real old big kid. I would not fix it. Don't touch my phone. I seek power Corey. I wanna get a job, and just quit it. N.Y.G.T.O.W. If I believed in nerve endings. Higher octane cigarette. This middle school is going to shit.

  17. 37

    Episode 47 - I Am Burn Man

    Hives from all the lying. Why is it just water outside? I dunno what you think these jobs are paying. Come on cyberpunk Santa. You just told me three stories about crackheads. We got $900 between the two of us. Write in Mayor McCheese. I’m gunna be like Wesley Snipes. It’s like my lunch break tho. Push carts & turn down manager jobs. Meerkat mode. Boil hamburger meat.

  18. 36

    Episode 46 - Secretly Feed People Jizz

    Put the cart before the horse. Incase I need to send one later. Cuz it looks like two dicks. I’m just comfortable here. Gaining dyslexia. I’m Lebronze James. That’s my new product. Jump on it and break your back.

  19. 35

    Episode 45 - Super Saiyan Fat 2

    Start sucking on their arm for flavor. Hop out shootin. That part. Now you need it. Fuck Texas. Anything more would be ridiculous. Put on that Toby Keith song! I’m cold, you know what I mean? Counting money while driving. Nick Fuentes’ slur guy.

  20. 34

    Episode 44 - 30 Wings, 30 Minutes

    Pairs well with a Frito pie. Nah I don’t think I will. River sharks. I don’t know that ‘giner. I’m probably going to get it again. Pepsi’s like a Mario mushroom. It’s a nine out of eleven. He’s got a flight to catch. Idk how these numbers work. If only I had more pre work beers. Until it sets itself on fire. My kids like Dino nuggets.  

  21. 33

    Episode 43 - SIDS Will Creep Up On Ya

    Pop open that cheese. I wanna fail upwards. They get you first. Shed a few hot tears. It’s for the culture. Choke em is harmless enough. Figure out what this bong knows. He needs money clearly. Put myself into a little job cannon. That’s real kidnapping. Now we’re sinking. I’m, the Taker.

  22. 32

    Episode 42 - You’re A Goldfish

    I can swim. 24 hours on a rascal scooter. They land like a cat. We have atleast 10 castles. Do we have ghost? There’s be a whole lot of Dickersons. You ever been MKUltra’d? In a crab walk position. Deadnaming a ghost boy.

  23. 31

    Episode 41 - Christian ISIS

    There’s so little of it in my life. Give yourself scoliosis. I piss myself everyday. Hell is a nightclub. The building has to smell like shit. WHAT HOUSE WAS THAT? I know you got big dreams. Joseph Stalin was a fat transvestite. It’s probably nothin. Trump $250. He’s Italian by marriage. A ten yard loss.

  24. 30

    Episode 40 - Send Bobs Now

    I’m not up on the white power. I don’t even got all my toes yet. I’m over here now. Life is just a mad dash to get the next trailer. You were method in the womb. What amount of money? They’re decomposing. The fancy Walmarts, where they mostly got legs. If I had a rock band.

  25. 29

    Episode 39 - Roll Coal On Pokémon

    Just cause we said China. Maybe you deliver it to yourself. You can’t be bent.  November 3rd somebodies gettin deported. That’s what hangin out better mean. String shot. I accidentally put both in my mouth. Back in 94. I’ll probably cry. I saw red vent.

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    Episode 38 - Just Shoots Fully Cooked Hotdogs

    Let her get a hit. Just let him do Friday lines. You deserve it. Chinese kids listen. This is not great. That’s not how I’m gunna tell the story. Every fight I’ve ever been in was a Texas death match, I just didn’t know. I’d be filling the streets with uppercuts.

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    Episode 36 - They’re Making Chili Into Kids

    Un-Christian-like orgy. DPS Rogue. Delay by negative six months. Spook em with the spooker stick. Out here leaving bait. Soup ain’t hittin like it used to. Sunday Night Stoning. I gotta go blind somehow. If you find the green one you win.

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    Episode 35 - Is Lead Addictive

    Give it that real rustic look. It’s almost like concrete. A world full of bottoms. Let’s ReRock it. Creamed my Sydney Jeanies. You got snitch lips. A rabbi killed his turd. Giving them new viruses. Shrimpin for crab. He’s going on birthwhite. In the face down low. What you wearing to the funeral girl? All you need is 19.

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    Episode 34 - They Only Learn To Take Off

    We can’t be bought. I concede nothing! Crackheads are the strongest people. That pig treated me like a horse. His body is trying to kill him. Look at that bearded toddler. Common law first mate. Bullets are for the war. They shoulda let me paint. That’s a racist candy.

  30. 24

    Episode 33 - Thursday Night Matzo Ball

    Plantation records. Last Chance Jew. No jubilees in Alabama. Who drove you? 3 & 1/2 hour shit. “He ain’t shit”. I totally know what that is. All background characters by BetterHelp. Real sidewalk trash. Make em into a stew. How much cheese is too much cheese? A billion bugs to smush.

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    Episode 32 - Deskpop

    Hit a jump over his house. r/baughtykidbets. Flag code. I gotta buy a labubu. Ever take a shit so big you’re chilly? You a real one with a gun. I eat Gordon Ramsey frozen dinners. Keep playin in the woods. God damn xenomorph hitting me up. You’re just buying accessories. Self-inflicted manufactured crisis.

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    Episode 31 - Rowdy Since 1776

    B*bydickin around the map. T vs. A. I’ll flick ropes at your mom. Looks like a baby that aged. Banned on Spotify. Schmear campaign. Are the retarded? Tell you a story, with you in it, that never happened. He’s got half the city up his ass. Look, we got a work thing. Chilito. It’s Die Hard but there’s an Alien in the vents.

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    Episode 30 - Women Are A Puzzle

    Help me step-spider. I’m a PenJamin. I can’t swing $60 right now. That’s what they’re making at the mill. A white guy stealing white guy culture. These beans probably got some shit on em. Coke nails. WScared the back of his head right off. They skitter. My buddies friend listens. I’ve been building a reputation. I drink hot beers and I wear camouflage.

  34. 20

    Episode 29 - The 8-Mile Method

    Ethically non-monogamous gay married men. Drip on the lip. You can see me? Job king of Syracuse. Retro-Swag jacking us. They should get a QR code. My husband & me. Cutting across 12 lanes of freeway traffic. PB&J OnlyMans. JD’s pissed. That’s a terrible thing that JD has done.

  35. 19

    Episode 28 - Jerryspringa

    worked yourself into a shit. Move on out to 1985. Not my style. There’s six stars a lot. Lil costume mustache. Butter tug. I believe in Chine-Russia-Merica.  

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    Episode 27 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Gators

    Serbia brought to you by Chobani. They squished back. Cuz we’re a country of drunks. They eat alotta break over there. Go for it like Caillou. Yea, they’re wacky. 35 cent on an eighteen legger. If you could PayPal the treasury some money that’d be great. They raised the rent on a shed. Just Dave Blunts it.

  37. 17

    Episode 26 - Duality Of Man

    Civil war let’s go. The right way, their way. Idk how it was alive. Your movie ain’t gunna be shit. Piss in the wind. Two guys one sub. Doesn’t sound like hard work to me pal. Falsely accused of smoking weed. Nobody’s listening. They’re gunna bang you out. There you go boss.

  38. 16

    Episode 25 - They Really Fell Off

    The mush is where life begins. It’s like sickle cell but for everyone. I am driving with open wrappers. Them diaper BBLs. CNY Club Club. I just got out. Ol’ Sweet Dick Willy. Flick it at her.

  39. 15

    Episode 24 - Send Em Back To PA

    Greatest hits, 5 episodes in. The best disease to have? You’re telling me it’s 2025 and there’s a drought? That girl I corner in the bathroom. Home of the hot beer. Fall out of a window for 25 yards. Mothafuckin spray paint? He spits on his own floor. It’s all poison. RealTree TryHardPantys. How do lasers word?  

  40. 14

    Episode 23 - We Put The Peperoncini In The Box

    Don’t you die on me. Stealing downs valor. Throwing so much rope, almost worked myself into a shoot. Aunt Buttersworth. Half brother to pac-man. Get a husband bitch. You up? Like you’re getting punched in DBZ. It’s not a feature it’s a bug. There he is, there’s Ivan. He’s a girl.

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    Episode 22 - Shootout At The OKKK Corral

    They Gucci man’ed Trump.  Tell her I want the D.A.R.E. hoodie back. Sperm with the bad hairline & sadness. Drinking rain water. Gotta stud the stud. He was your day one. Steak-umms or we break-umms. How to squirrel your money away. Girl Scout troop work release. How many of these kids are A1 ninjas. We’re Scarface.

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    Episode 21 - You’re Gunna Bottom For Hotdogs

    If you got a five head HMU. 32 teeth between 17 people. Corn: something to do. Was it a work? I’ll have a mansion….. no I won’t. I don’t think you can say transcripts. Your baby hairs are lookin dry. As you used the syrup, she got white. Playing touch butt in the park.

  43. 11

    Episode 20 - Snake In The Bodega

    There’s no guiding some of these tramps. I got a dry socket. Let me give you a good time. Straight to VHS. Marvel vs Capcom or gtfo. I was coming in and out of reality. Flapjack. Clearly in a basement. You just saw my credit. He’s a Simpsons white. Big booty Judy. Oops all nooses.  The original apple logo is very very different. God damn shapeshifter.

  44. 10

    Episode 19 - Extremely Safe Fish

    Selling snatch for $8. The people with the eyes! Not me, not right now. Joey Chestnut political prisoner. You’re worrying too much. White sucker. Not with that attitude. I don’t want to type that up. American debt path. By crashing into the same guardrail? If you wear pants, your shoes will get all fucked up.

  45. 9

    Episode 18 - South American Death Squads

    By Russia I mean Alaska. He did wet work, somethin. 13th alliteration. The war of 1812 didn’t happen. left Twix till I die. This cuck working shit. Bongs with no water. Non-fatal deaths. I was just yellin it at my mom. They totally don’t buy meth. Please send bobs. Real bangup operation going on. Kid cuisine brownie. Caging in the homeless.

  46. 8

    Episode 16 - Crackhead Side Quests

    Could I get a real cop out here, like a woman. You got sweatpants on Klarna bro? Meat gazers. Guns get me so hard. She wants to have the biggest carbon footprint. It’s man-honey. Obstacle Illusion. Artisanal coke heads. Meet up at someone’s house and puke in buckets. That’s why I jerk on company time. Talking like a stroke victim. Schizophrenic dog. Printing off videos frame by frame. I keep it real with my kid. We gotta get off this boat. We don’t no like spider down on the bayou. A time traveler.

  47. 7

    Episode 15 - I Can Already Smell PA

    Stroke victim talking. Bubbas. Trying to pod and got caught up in a wood chipper. Definitely saw me hit that bong. I could start being a lard boy. We don’t need to give both points. 3-4 month Mounjaro break. I gotta sell my shit. Someone told me that and I took it as gospel. John Daily is a BEAST. Fancy names for hurting animals. Nobody likes a guy who used to do it, and don’t. Hit it so hard it looks like a Miss. You gotta become an ash in the can guy. I’m going to cut him off, but I'm going to use my blinker. The other guy was a lady. Babies first car. Learn to read you retarded deer. Don’t covet! The war of norther aggression. A mosque with a giant stars & bars flag. A moonbitch. Then you bookend it with cigarettes. I get off on the danger. Getting grabby with the turds. Alright witch. You can see him glow. Don’t go in the goo dude. Earnhardt edition Monte Carlo.

  48. 6

    Episode 14 - Soft‑Pack 100’s

    You god damn ape! It would be crazy if they got hacked right? Original intimidator. She spin hot tire. Spill Tony. Dick Tiffany Gear. You know how you just pick up energy & put it in a box. JESUS SAVES. She was probably out there hoping like we were. Welcome to the guild. The call is coming from inside the henhouse. Never looked into wholesale price of dildos. My buddy, he had a cool island. He takes a whole bottle of HIMS. Idk if I trust ya. Saw 1000.

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    Episode 13 - Don’t You Dare Look In My Trunk.

    I was breaking physics to get to work! It’s the jewel & crown of NY state. Make Pennsylvania into more New York. I got a new job, that’s not paying me anything. You even lift while you smoke bro? So fat you’re fucking up the subframe. A bucket is a sweet device for any kind of food. Shit in the bed podcast. They got what they deserved, they’re a car park. Order an Amazon katana. Then we start catching hillbillies. LIABWF. Goodnight Hulkamaniacs. Cheap cigarettes & steakums. Get daddy alittle gas. Bobby’s boys & girls camps. 90% of your platform is bots.

  50. 4

    Episode 12 - Best Boy Grip #4

    The real OG dope heads. Brown dimebags. Breaking down bigger rocks & turning them into smaller rocks. This is a terrible angle. Riding the lightning. Can we come in? Getting arrested is pretty chill. 4th rate White House. Worked himself into a shoot. Best boy.

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Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.

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