Los Brownies Podcast

Remember how Los Brownies already talked about los chismosos?? Well today they are talking about los chismes. What is the difference you ask, one of them is what you are and the other is what we spread hehe lol jk love ya teehee, ash nos llevamos. Speaking of llevarnos pesado y no aguantarnos, since Cheeto has a psychology degree he tries to get out some empotional damage out of Jesse. Spoiler alert….it didn’t;t work lol its too late for her hehe but anyways y’all, los chismes is what drives the world round! It feeds the soul when someone comes to you with a really good chisme. OH ALSO, we talk about Jesus nalgas and the viral coffee shop video stuff but we filmed this a week ago so we know more and newer information and we do NOT support the language and latino hate speech! Time and place to joke around but oooofffff que mamitis. Anyways, I gotta stop typing cause I am literally pooping myself right now and I gotta go! Love yaaaaaaaaaa and enjoy!

Even though cheeto stole the show by cutting his hair, today both him and jesse talk about something serious that no body should over look. Los dolores. Have you or someone you know been under any kind opf pain? Then you just may be getting old lol. But fr, why dont latinos ever take health serious enough! We are guilty for it too but we need to break cycles, ima go make a doctor appointment right now cause I have been diagnsed with being too cute lol hehe kawaiiiiiiiiiii

You will never guess how many rides we got on!? Not alot lol but dude chill it was HOT that day. Also, thank you for watching, we hope you feel entertained!

Today’s episode Cheeto and Jesse talk about how they both were wack in school and how Cheeto was a super senior. Also, the main topic that they were suppose to talk about was about things that make them feel fat that have nothing to do with weight. They obviously should include things that make them feel dumb cause they didn’t do a good job sticking to the subject. Also, if you’re reading this, this is Craig and this is day 3,247 that LBP have me locked in a room with little to no oxygen. I’m not captive or anything, it’s just that Cheeto is so big he takes up all the air in the room lol I might get fired for that one but it was worth it. Craig, out.

Ustedes que son? Escandalosos o mas calladitos? Si no se an dado cuenta, nosotros somos mas calladitos y mas formales. Los escandalosos como enfadan y los calladitos tienen mala reputacion. Al fin, todos caemos gordos seamos escandalosos o calladitos.

You guys, it’s been so hot in the studio that cheeto had to bust out his little fan out WHILE wearing a hoodie…Also, today’s episode is about la gente que anda de malas. Don’t you just love when things are going wrong and it keeps getting worse? lol nah we hate that. Also, why are old people so grumpy all the time? If you see this, comment to get next weeks shout out or your money back!

Even though we are only a little sticious, sometimes we are superstitious too. Produccion messed up alot on this episode and it doesn't seem like everyone single one of these are Mexican. If we missed any, let us know! If your hands get itchy then money comes your way. If you whistle at night, you get bad luck...GULLLLPPPPPP.

This week, we talk about your favorite dramatic scenes, and not from your average soap opera, we mean business when we quote las novelas dramaticas that give love, lust, betrayal and pain. Las novelas were more than just a TV show, they were our trauma growing up. Why is a 10 year old cheeto stressed in 4th grade wondering if Gaviota will return back to her lover. Also, have you ever tried re-watching classic novelas? Why do they mean something totally different now?! GAVIOTAAAAAAAA!

yall know more than anyone, we love to F around but sometimes we gotta get serious and talk about the serious stuff going on. How many times are our people going to fall victim for just being themselves and trying to survive. We refuse to stay silent. Thank you for anyone who truly cares about these serious matters too. What if loneliness is the cause of all of this?? Hmmm.

Hoy hablamos de un tema que la neta nos tiene sintiendo bien gacho. Nuestros papás dejaron a sus niños de 30 años sin saber cómo hacer cosas en el hogar jajaja aquí en nuestra casa, se ocupa un hombre verdadero porque el ue tenemos aquí nos salió defectuoso jaja un saludote a los inútiles porque nosotros no servimos para nada jaja

We were suppose to talk about how when we were younger it was a little embarrassing to speak Spanish. We don’t know if we are alone on this but we had that little weird stage and we can’t explain why we were like that? But we ended up talking more about how when things get rough for the culture, we have to speak up and share our thoughts top everyone. For real though, we don’t want to be in a position where we cannot or are scared to speak up for the culture. We can laugh with each other but when stuff gets real, we gotta say something and then laugh after hehe

You remember those lies you used to tell your younger siblings? Like that Santa isn't real? Or that son adoptados y por eso nadie los quiere lol. Thats what todays episode is about. We talk about all the lies Jesse used to tell Cheeto and all the lies Cheeto couldn't say to anyone else because no one believed him. Also, this episode comes out when Mexico plays their third game in the World Cup ayyyy. Que se la metan a Cheeto, pero no a mi Mexico!

Besides us being the next bombshells on love island, cheeto has been obsessed with movies recently and wants to give his opinion that nobody asked for. Did you guys watch Scary Movie? Was it good? Did you like it? How about Obsession? Do you like scary movies? We are on our movie review era.

Thank you for tuning in on this episode! The team is still getting into rhythm with weekly episodes after a long break. Today we talk about public health. WAIT! before you say no mames, this is a serious conversation and a serious issue that many of us or people we love struggle with. One of our cohost was recently diagnosed with being overweight…it came to a shock to all of us but we need these conversations lol…jk but damn he is big tho lol. Public health is more than just personal health, it is how we approach the world and the way it may affect others. The more we know, the better we stay prepared. In the wise words of Rupaul, if you stay ready, you aint got to get ready. Also its a funny episode too hehehe

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii we are back again lol. We took a long break because we had to go educate ourselves. Now that we are smarter than ever, we can give you better and higher quality content. Thank you for being patient with us, we are excite to be back yall!!!!!!! Remind everyone that we are back!!!

EPISODE 100! We are so happy and excited for you all to listen AND watch this episode! We sit down with TWO very important guests to talk about how the podcast has been going for them. We want to thank our TWO guests who showed up and stayed for an interview, even though we know your schedules are super booked and busy! Cheeto and Jesse recap some of their favorite things about the podcast and some of their most challenging things to deal with when they film. Cheeto talks about how the podcast has changed his life, but not in the way you might think. Jesse goes HARD roasting the participants who sent in their pictures or videos. STAY TUNED UNTIL THE END FOR SOME VERY SMALL BLOOPERS! Thank you to everyone who listens and continues to show support by commenting, subscribing, or mentioning us to their friends and family. You all give us a spark of joy through your reactions to our episodes. We know that we are so skinny and talented that we make it look like it’s really easy but we really try for you🤎🥹

Today is a one of a kind episode. Joanna, gone. Jesse, gone. What is happening in the world. Cheeto talks about life after moving out of your parents. We are just 30 year old children struggling through life. Todays sponsors were Coppel, La Curacao, and La Iglesia Catolica. For legal reasons, no one sponsored this episode. Subscribe and Share! Tell your friends and family that this handsome podcast hosts is cool hehe.

Hoy es un episodio en espanol whaaaaaaaaaa! Tenemos malas noticias. Cheeto fue al doctor y el doctor le dio malas noticias, lo diagnosticaron... Aparte de eso, el tiene mucho animo para seguirle con mucha positividad! Si quieren saber, ocupan escuchar el episodio y maderle este episodio a 10 amigos o la llorona te va aparecer en la noche cuando te de ganas de ser pipi.

There’s alot going on and it feels heavy. Today was one of those days where we reflected on life and realized that we’re poor and we can’t afford anything lol. But regardless of that, we still wanna bring you laughter through relatable experiences! Cheeto finally admits that he’s white. Jessy is mad just cause it’s fun to be mad and she loves to complain. He lowkey throw shade but take it back cause we don’t do Latino hating on latinos lol but we almost did haha love that for us.

Thank you to Joanna for being our guest for the second time in a row! Have you ever gotten a text message from someone and not reply back to them in about 2 months? If you are bad at replies then this is the episode for you. We learn todays Spanish word of the week but you have to tune in to find out what word it is. Cheeto joined an improv club and theatre class and things did not go as planned...he can never show his face ever again. Joanna has a cough attack the whole episode. and Jesse is once again dainty, skinny, and malnourished as usual.

Nos cayo la visita hoy! We have our very own Joanna as our visita today! For those of you that don’t know ball, Joanna was our third host before her contract expired but, like our queen Adele says, water under the bridge. Today we should have been talking about fights and fighting but somehow managed to get our National Geographic lecture in, talking about monkeys and changos that almost broke Joanna’s wrists. A few things happened, Cheeto was in a car accident and hurt his back. Cheeto is Definitely NOT under insurance fraud investigation. Whoever comments, R.I.P Harambe, wins a shout out and a digital hug :)

Today's episode, your two magnificent hosts talk about "Los Favores". Which means the favors that people ask you to do or you ask them to do for you. Which are you? There's nothing wrong with favors but if we don't like you, don't ask us lol. There is only one exception for us doing you a favor even if we don't like you...but you have to stay tuned to find out hehehe. En el episodio de hoy, los dos gueyes hablan sobre Los Favores. Ya saben que tipo de persona son ustedes? Piden favores o hacen favores? Solamente hay una manera de que nosotros le hagamos favores a la gente que nos cai mal, pero van a tener que ver el episodio para que sepan jejeje.

Today we got alot for ya, mi gente. First and foremost, ABOLISH this administration! If you do not agree with us, thank you next. Today's episode, Cheeto's doctor almost chopped his finger off. Cheeto calls his mom to ask her if she remembers who the doctor was and she SPILLED THE TEA. On top of that, we talk about the things our bodies do when we are asleep. TODAY IS A GOOD ONE.

This week, Jesse drops some knowledge on us about the top 7 worst kind of Habits that are messing up our flow state. Cheeto is officially submitting an application to be on the Traitors, which he only wants to go for the Zipline. If you have not guessed it by the first title, El Cochinero, today Cheeto and Jesse talk about your house lol. El cochinero de las casas ajenas. If you have friends and you're thinking right now, "Hey, I don't have friends with nasty homes?" It's cause it's yours foo lol. No pero serio we talk about how our parents always kept the house with such a unique flavor of taste.

Today, Cheeto and Jesse have Joanna step in for Craig because that thing decided to go spend some quality time with its family. The topic for today is Funny Privilege and Pretty Privilege. As you can obviously tell by watching or listening to us, we have both. What is more important though being funny or being pretty. Jessica and Joanna talk about the power women have when they use their looks for their advantage. OH ALSO, Jessica is the new Karen! Speaking of Jessica, she had a rough week prior to filming this episode lol.

We are gathered here today to remember the love we once had…jk…but let’s be for reals, death is kinda a weird topic to talk about cause nobody really wants to be un-alive. Unless you do want that, then that’s your pedo foo. Today’s episode Cheeto and Jessica talk about how Mexican parents hate talking about death. They troll play and reenact how Cheeto would react at Jessica’s funeral. Also, super random do you think that Aliens exist? and I know what you’re thinking what does this have to do with the topic? Well, it doesn’t lol.

Duuuuude have you guys seen Stranger Things????? You know how they got different dimensions and what not? Well in our dimension Vecna won lol sending this message from Dimension X lol anyways though we talk about how strange it was growing up with clingy parents. Kinda like Joyce was with Will lol

Today’s episode Los Brownies talks about the kind of people that resemble the listeners! MENTIROSOS! The only reason why we can distinguish all the liars in the world is because it takes one to know one hehe. The message for todays episode is to lie, lie like you’re never getting caught for your own amusement BUT with great power comes great arroz con lethe, is that how it goes? idk I’m just a random third party private contractor named Craig. I barely like my job, my true passion is writing. Ever since I was little, but I always held back. Anyways, Cheeto and Jessica treat me pretty bad but hey that’s life am I right? Oh yea, this episode is about liars. Lie but no te pases.

GUYS, NO MANCHEN! We have THE creators of  ⁨@yosabothegame⁩  on today’s episode! We are giving away a free….ehhhh jk ya se la creyeron huh…we aint giving nothing away for free, this aint Oprah hehe lol only our Patreon subscriptions! We get into conversations about the scary reality of following your passion. Carlos and Jess open up about when they met and how Carlos thought he shot his shot. And of course, we talk about the one and only, Yo Sabo The Game! Also, guess who came back for todays episode? Joanna!Special Thank you to Yo Sabo The Game, Carlos and Jess for making the time to join us on our very serious and important podcast episode!Check out  ⁨@yosabothegame⁩  on instagram and Tiktok: @ YoSabo_TheGameTo purchase your very own Yo Sabo Game please consider giving Yo Sabo a look at their very own website!YoSaboTheGame.com

You member how we never had to worry about money growing up? Yea, I dont either :( Today Cheeto and Jessica talk about their memories growing up anti-rich. Do you think poor is a state of mind? and why did Cheeto struggle saying state-of-mind? Comment a heart if you love Santa.

Buenos días mis pedacitos de oro, que nuestro señor los acompañe en su camino <3. Hoy hablábamos de las redes sociales. Que opinan? Es bueno o malo? Porque nosotros vimos un documento en Netflix y pues sin escucharnos tan mamilas, ya somos expertos. Díganos qué pensaron en el episodio de hoy!

This episode is unlike the others. Some may say this is the most vulnerable the LBP hosts have ever gotten. This episode, you find out that LBP is like an anti-hero. We do the right thing cause we know it’s right but sometimes questions hueva. That’s not even what the episode is about lol the episode LBP talks smack on all you foos, ESPECIALLY you reading this lol. Today we learn just how special and beautiful it is to talk smack on people, places, or things. We hope you enjoy talking smack with us. Best smack talk to us in the comments gets a shout out!

We are officially back to regular filming now that Halloween is over…You know what that means right? Thanksgiving is coming up, but on a serious note how can we express gratitude when our latino families are being kidnapped on the street. Today’s episode is about HOT TAKES! Thank you guys for listening to this episode, with your support we feel infinitely grateful.

Today we have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST! A big thank you to la Senorita Laura! La de el D.F, no la de Peru! Today we talk about her spooky stories and how her life has been haunted by an entity since she was 16! Have you ever had sleep paralysis? Do you really believe it is sleep paralysis? Or do you think que se te subio el muerto?

This episode Cheeto, Joanna, and Jesse talk about YOUR stories that were sent in! Thank you for taking the time and sharing your stories, we can't wait to share it with everyone else! Time to get spooky, also, if you comment that you read this description, you get a shout out! and un besito, pero es opcional hehe

Thank you so much to Martin and Chris from IE. Spooks for inviting us and guiding us on this experience. We hope we never get to do this ever again in our lives. This is a teaser leading up to everything that happened on this spooky night, the FULL episode will be out on FRIDAY over at IE.Spooks Youtube Channel! Please go over and support. Remember we are all growing latino creators and you don't want our ancestors mad at you on Hispanic Heritage month, now do you? lol Also, this was at Black Star Canyon, incase you guys want to avoid coming here too!

Today is our OFFICIAL conspiracy episode, although it feels more like a regular episode to me. But then again, who am I? Just plain old dumb Craig, what do I know. Cheeto hits you with a nasty one today, and not just fart. Jesse gets us with time travel, and Jonna gets us with shady government ish! DO NOT MISS THIS ONE!

Today is the FIRST EPISODE OF THE CACA-TOBER SERIES! What this means is that every week for the entire month of October, LBP will be posting a spooky episode! Today’s episode starts with Experinces with Energy…and we don’t mean la luz que se les olvido pagar la semana pasada…we mean energy as in the supernatural! Not to spoil anything but Cheeto got the Evil Eye!

Today, the team answers all of your questions. You asked, and we delivered. About three weeks ago, I Craig, posted on the LBP instagram page a story for you guys to ask questions. To all of our surprise, many people asked questions. Tune in to find out just how appropriate and sucios today’s questions were.

Todays episode, Jessica finally admits that last week she was sick, even though she had every single symptom of the flu. anyways though, Cheeto's hair is looking fantastic and we are here living for his natural hair. He may or may not have told me to say that. Also, as a reminder, this is Craig writing this. This is my only freedom I have. They barely feed me here. Joanna is barely conscious cause she is so sick...and tired of Jesse and Cheeto. Today's episode is actually about getting older and how we feel about it. Sometimes in the Latino community people are scared to talk about death, how do you feel about it?

This episode, we had no studio audience because we filmed during Labor Day. Today's episode Jesse, Juana, and Cheeto talk about living conditions, as they are very experienced with living like poor people (because it is rumored that they are). As usual, we always have a shout out, and todays shout out is to Alan L. Shout out to you mah boi!

First of all, I cannot believe that Los Brownies hired me, Craig, during their first few episodes, and now we are in episode 75! Today Cheeto got a little rawr on me but nothing I, the 3rd party freelancer, cannot handle. Today Los Brownies talk about experiences they had with their parents who happen to be a lil toxicos sometimes. Joanna talks about her virginity and how her family found out she did the nasty lol. Jesse has trust issues and hates to be vulnerable. And Cheeto, well Cheeto is Cheeto.

Today is Vlog 3! We are super excited to share this vlog with you all because it's the longest one we've done so far and we cannot wait to know what yall think! I still cannot believe that JD Vance was next to us! We ate some food and watched puercos like us race lol

I have been informed by the 3 co-hosts to let you all know that Los Brownies is a strictly COMEDY podcast. Sometimes they speak facts and wisdom on the young-bloods but most times there is just foolery. Todays episode is about something called La Tanda? Since I am Craig, their third party freelancer, I do not know what a Tanda is? I was informed that it is somewhat like a pyramid scheme but much more legal between what you call las Doñas? Every latino knows atleast one person who has been part of a tanda and there is atleast one shady story about those experiences lol.

Today, Los Brownies talk about my people and my culture, cause this is Craig typing this description. My people have a very long history of amazing sayings and today Jesse, Joanna, and Cheeto open up with some newer ones. Remember that we already did a White People sayings episode? This one is part 2 cause there is so much culture my people have that Los Brownies had to come back for seconds.

Hello, this is Craig. I just want to say that I love my job and I never complain about my owners...I mean my employers Cheeto, Joanna and Jesica. Without them, I do not have a stable income. They have never abused exploited my labor, ESPECIALLY not Cheeto. This was totally not a pre-approved message from Los Brownies Podcast. On that note, today the gang ranks different things. If you are local from Santa Ana, you will understand some. Let us know how you ranked your stuff!

If you were captivated by todays title then, you're exactly where you need to be. Its no lie that California is super expensive to live in and you know what sucks about it? That we have to tip at a restaurant! Regardless of what you do, tip or no tip, sometimes we feel the societal pressure to do it or sometimes we just wanna help. WELL TODAY NONE OF THAT MATTERS, NOTHING MATTERS! CACA SECA, you see! Free will surrounds us all. JK but all jokes aside you guys, this is Craig. I really messed up todays episode...I accidentally lost the footage of Jesse and Joanna in the first 15 minutes. I usually handle the rough jokes and what not, but honestly I don't know if Ill be keeping my job after this. Cheeto got really mad at me and Jesse didn't offer me any of her Diet Cherry Coke, and she drinks 17 a day. Joanna is usually the nicest one to me but now she keeps telling me that I have to pay her something called La Tanda, which I don't understand what that means. I've told them multiple times I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH. I don't even know why they hired me to begin with.

What do you think is worse? A whiny adult or a whiny child? Jesse and Joanna think that the kis are more annoying but Cheeto thinks that the adults are more annoying. TBH they both suck lol tune in to see who won this argument teehee

I don't know what it is about boiling that makes us crave Ikea...wait I think I said that wrong. I don;t know what it is about seafood that makes us crave furniture, there we go lol. We had a lil fun at Ikea and also at the same time we have been craving shrimp for a while but the lines are always so long that we always leave! NOT TODAY!

We can all relate to violent experiences...especially violent birthdays. Why are we so violent on our birthdays!? We talk about gambling addictions and show funny videos of violent birthday incidents lol