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Lost: In Translation
by Susana Polo, Rachel Rakov, Phil Davis
A comedy recap podcast about Lost, as told to a person who has not watched Lost, and REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH LOST.New episodes every Wednesday!
Episodes
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Season 2, Episode 24, Part II: He “See You in Another Life, Brother” ’s Away
If you watch no other episode of Lost in Season 2, watch the season finale! It is just so excellent. This episode has everything! We find out how the plane crashed! Locke’s Island Destiny Doubts are stronger than ever! Eko and Charlie have some massive dynamite problems! We see a familiar face...
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Season 2, Episode 23, Part 1: WIN THIS RACE FOR LOVE
Guys, if you watch no other episode of Lost in Season 2, watch this, the season file of season 2. We’ve got all kind of antics! Michael leads the Strike Team to what is DEFINITELY NOT A TRAP, Sayid gets to have a boat now that he doesn’t know how to sail, and we get the return of Desmond and the...
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Season 2, Episode 22: 13 Reasons Why (Michael is a Huge Traitor)
Oh boy oh boy, listeners, what a week we have for you. This week we have both Phil’s Biggest Eye Roll of the show so far AS WELL AS a free advertisement from a sponsor we do not have. So you know we are starting out strong. This week we watch Michael’s slow progression into Being The Worst At…
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Season 2, Episode 21: ?? ?! :(
This week, Michael is VERY uncomfortable about all the murder that happened in the hatch, and Libby is NOT DOING WELL. A dream Ana Lucia wants Eko to help Locke find the Question Mark, a real thing that is both said and discussed in this episode. Locke is uncharacteristically unenthusiastic about...
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Season 2, Episode 20: The Results of Jack's Shouting Plan
The episode this week is just...weird in every single way. It’s an Ana Lucia episode this week! On the island, she is have a really rough time with Fake Henry and Sawyer, and in flashbacks, she goes through some WACKY ANTICS ON A WEIRD VACATION. Meanwhile Michael is back, and bring with him Tales...
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Season 2, Episode 19: Loost
This week we get an episode about people on this island who don’t suck, Rose and Bernard! Unfortunately a fair amount of this is ruined by Jack going into the jungle and screaming for eternity. Bernard tries to build a sign like a child stuck on an island would, and Locke is just NOT HAVING IT…
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Season 2, Episode 18: Sawyer Finds Many Wrong Ways to Eat an Oreo
Season 2, Episode 18: Sawyer Finds Many Wrong Ways to Eat an Oreo (CW) This week’s episode was so problematic, we decided it would be appropriate to have a content warning. So, CW: This episode contains discussion of food and body shaming issues, eating disorders, mental health stigma and...
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Season 2, Episode 17: A Box in Locke's Socks
It’s a Locke episode this week, and Rachel and Phil both super like it! Locke’s legs, and also self, just CANNOT get a break, Jack plays poker, and things in the hatch become extremely problematic! As for us, Phil educates us about commonality of poker hands, and we contemplate cock consequences....
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Season 2, Episode 16: Cereal Excitement!
This week on Lost, Sawyer calls a Judy Blume book “predictable” and that is pretty much the greatest thing that’s ever happened (it’s got nothing to do with the plot, but is just very good). It’s a Sun episode this week, and we see shades of Old Jin, pleasing no one. In the hatch, Jack and Locke...
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Season 2, Episode 15: Diligent Beard Notes
Remember that time Claire disappeared for like two weeks? Neither do we! This week, we get a Claire episode that would have been super helpful last season! Meanwhile Jack and Locke continue to annoy everyone, everyone is SUPER WEIRD to Henry Gale, and we learn more about Ethan, that guy Charlie...
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Happy Holidays! Lost?
As a holiday treat this year, we play a Lost game with Susana and ABC’s 404 page. And you at home can play along with us!
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Season 2, Episode 14: Storms Awake!
It’s a “Kills All Hope” Sayid episode this week. This is a SUPER DISJOINTED episode of Lost, probably the most so far. On the island, we solve some ranch dressing problems, debate Sayid’s hair lengths, and also there’s this tree frog. As for us, Susana becomes disgusted at finding herself…
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Season 2, Episode 13: The Worst Aquaman
This week, as promised, we get the reason why Locke kept all those Virgin Mary statues! Charlie faces the consequences of his unnerving baby behavior and we again see confusion in distinguishing Scott from Steve! As for us, we encounter awkward probably improved dialogue! Susana makes bold...
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Season 2, Episode 12: A Hard Shaft's Night
Season 2, Episode 12: A Hard Shaft’s Night Remember how last season, we had The Rough Middle? Well we’re in season 2, and this season we have The Weird Middle! But get this: This episode contains quite possible the BEST SCENE IN LOST SO FAR, AND POSSIBLE THE BEST SCENE IN ANY TELEVISION SHOW…
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Season 2, Episode 11: The Walking Boys
This week, Rachel starts making active noises of unhappiness before we are even two minutes into the podcast, so you KNOW it’s a Jack Episode! On the island, Michael is GOING TO LOOK FOR HIS SON, and Jack is, of course, severely butthurt about it all and makes everyone go look for him. Also this...
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Season 2, Episode 10: Leafy Island Salad
It’s an Ekosode this week! And after that pun, we forgive you if you never listen to this podcast ever again. Also this week, after 35 episodes, Susana finally realizes that no one during the opening credits of Lost actually says the word “Lost”, which somehow we to mentioned to her up until now....
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Season 2, Episode 9: A Worse Oboonetuary
This week on the Island, Sawyer is still doing badly, Jin doesn’t wear a shirt, and we see the return of Marshall the Marshal! We also get some extremely Lost bullshit, and we begin to see the budding romance between Locke and Mr. Eko (which we are not sure if we should call LEKO or EkoLockate).…
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Season 2, Episode 8: Some Yo-yo with a TV
Season 2, Episode 8: Some Yo-yo with a TV This week on the island, Ana Lucia is having a Very Bad Day, along with Sawyer and Sayid. Jack is still being an asshole. The Others are becoming realer with each passing episode. We also get the FIRST MEETING of Locke and Mr. Eko, and Rachel decides they...
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The 48 Days of the Tailies
We’ve reached another one of Rachel’s Top 5 Least Favorite Episodes of Lost! How would you like to redo Season 1, in a single episode, with people you don’t know at all and therefore care WAY LESS about??? ‘Cause that’s what we get!!! Only this goes a lot faster, and has a lot more Others…
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Season 2, Episode 6: Swaddle Me Elmo
This week on Lost, the Plane Back People walk for awhile and Sawyer is Not Doing Well. Meanwhile people lecture Claire about the best way to take care of Aaron, and the writers try very hard to make us care about Shannon. We also encounter the reappearance of Hospital City (complete with Bad Hair...
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Season 2, Episode 5: 480 Days of John
This week, Rachel nominates this episode of Lost as containing the Second Worst Title of a Lost Episode of All Time! On the island, the Backend Plane People walk, Sun loses her wedding ring and Rachel screams at the screen telling here where it OBVIOUSLY IS, and Michael, Mr. Eko and Jin Do A…
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Season 2, Episode 4: Everybody Loves Raymond
This week on the Island, Hurley has to decide what to do with all of the food and we get flashbacks of pre-lottery winning Hurley and his friend, ChickenBuddy FriendBoy. We also realize that Rose is the exact opposite of Jack, confuse Steve with Scott some more, and have a question for YOU, our...
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Season 2, Episode 3: The Angriest Jack
Here on this Island, everything is CHANGING, except for the fact that Jack is still SUPER ANGRY ALL THE TIME. Sawyer gets more and more injured, we meet slightly more people, and we get Depressing Locke Flashbacks! Also, Sayid wins the awards of Best and Most Rational Character Award! We also are...
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Season 2, Episode 2: Boat Buddies
This week, Phil is sick, Rachel TRIES SO HARD TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE THIS PODCAST, AND...Susana just hates this show so much, guys. In the meantime, Michael and Sawyer cannot stop griping at each other while lying on bits of broken raft! Isn’t this fun? Susana hates Lost, and also us for making this...
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"Lost" episode, Volume 1
We effed up this week, everyone! Due to scheduling errors and the fact that Rachel has been going to essentially Every Wedding On Earth in the past 9 weeks, we don’t have a new episode this week. So please accept our humble offerings: a terrible pun name, and a very short episode that includes...
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Season 2, Episode 1: MAKE YOUR OWN KIND OF MUSIC!
Welcome back, intrepid listeners! IT’S SEASON TWO TIME!!! We are back after our summer hiatus with some fun stories about what we did on our summer hiatus, and NOW WE ARE BACK TO LOST! And it’s a Jack episode, so we are pretty much immediately unhappy to have to be dealing Jack the Baby King of…
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Season 1, Episode 25: The Schmatta Torch Guy
LAST EPISODE OF SEASON 1! Susana is the happiest she has ever been on this podcast. We finally meet THE SMOKE MONSTER, FOR REALLY REAL. Locke has a buttload of Island Faith, Sayid explodes a small part of Charlie’s head, and we get the beginning of the long and arduous journey of Science Vs Faith...
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Season 1, Episode 24: Arzt, America's Favorite Character
This week we tackle part 2 of 3 of the Season 1 finale of Lost! The Others are coming, quite possibly for Turnip Head, and Team Dynamite is working hard to live up to their team name. Arzt and Hurley have quite possibly the best conversation in Season 1, and Jack and Locke have quite possibly the...
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Season 1, Episode 23: Jack Learns a Lesson
We’ve made it to the final episode of Season 1 of Lost, which is actually 3 episodes! We break them down in weekly installments so that you don’t have to endure a 3 hour listening process. Also we have a theme song now! On the island, everyone is freaking out; there’s a big pillar of black smoke…
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Season 1, Episode 22: Jewel of the Prairie
Our Sisyphean task of watching Season 1 of Lost is nearly at an end! The raft is about ready to launch, and Kate wants off this island SO BADLY, which honestly, we can relate to pretty well. Jack and Locke get all horny over their desire to open the hatch, and Charlie is excited that maybe he’ll…
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Season 1, Episode 21: Don’t Do A Terror
This week, PHIL IS THE WORST AND RUINS RACHEL’S DREAMS. Also we keep talking about Lost, even though both Rachel and Susana would rather talk about Hamilton. On the island, Shannon deals with the aftermath of Boone’s death, and Jack deals with the aftermath of his own stubbornness. We get a lot…
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Season 1, Episode 20: Spaghetti All The Way Down
This week on Lost: In Translation, we ask ourselves: do we even like this show? Because oh god no this IT’S ANOTHER JACK EPISODE. That said, there’s a lot going on on the island this week - Boone’s super fucked up, Imminent Baby is Imminent, and Jack is just...a huge asshole. Everyone on this...
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Season 1, Episode 19: The Best Moment in Television
Stand back everyone, because Lost is the greatest television show of all time, and this episode is here to prove it to you. If you watch no other episode of Lost this season, watch this episode. Rachel and Phil are the absolute most excited. In addition to super enthusiasm about Island Shit this...
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Season 1, Episode 18: Straight Up Down Into The Ground
This week we have we have reached a Thing Susana Osmotically Knows About Lost: The Numbers! Rachel and Phil are excited! Susana...a bit less so. We also talk whether or not Good Ol’ Fun Time Hurley has eyes, Rousseau vs. Kevin McCallister, and being calm in the face of gunfire. And as a bonus, we...
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Season 1, Episode 17: IN TRANSLATION
We’re out of the Rough Middle! Rachel is enthused! On the island, the raft is coming along, and we get the story of JIN’S DARK PAST. Shannon and Sayid flirt, secrets are revealed, and we get EVEN MORE more island violence. Also this week we learn that Phil is a sap and we come up with a GREAT…
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Season 1, Episode 16: Robbed by a Pig
We’ve reached the last episode of the Rough Middle of Season 1! Things will get better from here on out! ...Except not in this episode, because it’s the last episode of the Rough Middle. This week Sawyer is ON A HUNT TO FIND THE BOAR WHO KEEPS MESSING UP HIS STUFF. ...Yes, we’re totally serious....
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Season 1, Episode 15: Doug Drug and The Crimeboi
Our plane castaways have been on this island for a month now, and this week they have something to do other than, like, survive! Claire is back, and so everyone decides to go on an Ethan Hunt. Also this week, we discover how unmemorable this episode is to Rachel and how long it takes to get a...
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Season 1, Episode 14: Bad Brians
We’re in the Rough Middle of the season, as Rachel explains, which means another kind of inconsequential episode this week. But we do get Vincent’s origin story, and learn a little bit about Phil’s relationship with his childhood cat, so that’s always good! Also discussed: birds of eastern North...
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Season 1, Episode 13: BOONE RUNS A BUSINESS
Oh man, everyone, this week we learn Boone’s Official Business Title! Rachel is VERY excited by this. Susana actually laughs at some of the Island Antics, but mostly is very unhappy about Locke’s sudden seemingly insane behavior. Also discussed: excellent nets, Locke’s Island Cooking Show, Ham…
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Season 1, Episode 12: Trench Taint
We’ve come to one of Rachel’s Top 5 Worst Lost Episodes this week. Both Phil and Rachel ABSOLUTELY HATE this episode, which doesn’t bode well for Susana, who continues to call plot points WAY in advance. In an effort to talk about anything other than the episode, we discuss how Rachel loves...
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Season 1, Episode 11: The Baby King of the Island
It’s another Jack episode, and this week we see some excellent metaphors for Jack’s character development. We all make a BUNCH of unhappy sounds. Also discussed: Martha Stewart Sex Tips, Hospital City, and what may or may not be the world’s greatest hobby. Susana still does not like Lost.
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Season 1, Episode 10: A Crippling Drape Phobia
GUYS. This week we are GETTING ON BOARD THE SUSANA BEING ON BOARD WITH LOST TRAIN, and SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENS!! You don’t want to miss it!! Also, will we ever stop calling Claire Kate and Kate Claire? NOT IN THIS EPISODE.
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Season 1 Episode 9: Washing Revelations
Things are picking up on this looney-tunes B.S. island! We meet some plane randos, a jungle stranger, and Hurley has a SECRET PLAN FOR FUN. Also discussed this week: A Phil Typo Beat, the Electric Torture Bungalow, and whether or not Rachel has seen all of Pulp Fiction. Susana still does not like...
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Season 1, Episode 8: Shannon Has Asthma, Today
This week, we’re a hard group to keep focused. That said, we do come up with a GREAT idea for a remake of the movie ‘Taken’. Susana continues to be flabbergasted at the poor decision making skills of everyone on this island. Also, Hurley’s down a belt notch! Susana still does not like Lost.
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Season 1, Episode 7: “Meanwhile, Jack is buried alive in a cave collapse.”
Need we say anything else? Also discussed: the origins of Phil’s British accent, The Plane of Requirement, and the likelihood of Charlie being an earthbender. We also create a new, effective anti-drug PSA. Susana still does not like Lost.
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Season 1, Episode 6: A Secret Kiss Relationship
This week on the island, as we get the story of Jin and Sun, there is a lot of fighting, and lots of people get attacked by bees. Susana continues to call the writers out on predictable plotlines. Also discussed: Rachel’s love of puppies, insufferable flirting, and the absurdity of the title of...
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Season 1, Episode 5: The Suited Man-Ghost Illusion
This week, Susana is aghast at how many people are on this island, and Jack needs a nap. Also discussed: Australia's lack of lemonade, Rachel's extreme love of iced tea, and we, as a podcast, attempt to take a stance as to whether or not it is reasonable to put things in drawers. Susana still...
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Season 1, Episode 4: Boars? BOARS.
This week it's a Locke episode, so Rachel is super excited! We also discuss airplane refrigeration, TPS reports, and men's fashion. Susana still doesn't like Lost.
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Season 1, Episode 3: A Hell of a Mortgage
This week on Lost: In Translation, we get a little bit more of Kate's backstory, a little bit more plane crash, and some terrible attempts at Australian accents. Meanwhile we still don't agree on the name of Driveshaft's hit song, and discuss sky crime and Jack Beats. Susana still doesn't like Lost.
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Season 1, Episodes 1 and 2: All of the Pilots!
Welcome to Lost: In Translation, a podcast wherein two friends recap episodes of ABC's television show Lost to their third friend, who has not watched Lost, will never watch Lost, and in fact becomes enraged when hearing about episodes of Lost. In our pilot podcast episode, we discuss the pilot...
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How many episodes does Lost: In Translation have?
Lost: In Translation currently has 50 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
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A comedy recap podcast about Lost, as told to a person who has not watched Lost, and REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH LOST.New episodes every Wednesday!
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Lost: In Translation is created and hosted by Susana Polo, Rachel Rakov, Phil Davis.
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