Loud Brown Gays

This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Nick and Seb are diving headfirst into the cultural reset that is FLO and their addictive new track “Leak It.” From vocals to vibes, we’re breaking down why the girls have us in a chokehold and what this era means for R&B girl groups.Plus, Seb takes us on a chaotic trip down memory lane with stories of throwing bussy in every corner of the club (yes, every corner), while Nick keeps the energy messy, honest, and way too relatable.We’re also saying it with our full chest: fuck JK Rowling. No nuance, just vibes.Expect hot takes, louder laughs, and a playlist update you didn’t know you needed.Press play, turn it up, and leak it responsibly

This week on Back of the Bus, Seb and Nick dive headfirst into anonymous confessions that range from chaotic to deeply unhinged (but self-aware).We’re talking revenge hookups with former school bullies, the emotional aftermath of a legendary uni “hoe era,” straight-identifying men with very specific kinks, and the psychology behind wanting to be owned, controlled, or completely humbled.Is it empowerment? Is it trauma? Is it just good old fashioned horny chaos?As always, we’re unpacking sexuality, shame, power dynamics, and questionable decision-making with zero judgement and maximum side eye.Headphones recommended.

LOUD, brown, and extremely unserious as per!This week we’re breaking down the Superbowl the only way we know how through vibes, chaos, and thirst. From Bad Bunny being aggressively guapo, to Ricky Martin and Pedro Pascal continuing their long standing campaign as global gay daddies, we’re asking the real questions: who’s hot, who’s timeless, and who needs to log off immediately.We also get into the saga of the so-called DL Whisperer, walking red flag with a podcast mic why he’s a mess, and why we’re collectively declining the invite. Plus, Seb is officially beefing with fake PTS and the performative nonsense that comes with it. Messy opinions, pop culture foolishness, and absolutely no apologies.Press play, lower your expectations, and raise your standards....

This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Nick and Seb unpack Seb’s first ever event PHYS ED, DJs devoured, flowers were handed out generously, and yes, we will be attending the next one.Plus: Grammys chatter, Durand’s ICONIC speech (we see you, girl), and Jesy Nelson popping up like history doesn’t have receipts. Sis… we don’t forget.

This week on Back of the Bus, we’re taking you on a wild ride through newbies to anal, DL hookups with a side of sweet revenge, and the chaos of fucking on holiday.Expect embarrassing first-timers, messy ex-files, and all the scandalous travel tips they definitely didn’t tell you in the guidebook. Buckle up, grab your lube, and get ready to Eat, Pray, Get Messy...

Nick and Seb link up, on the back of the bus this week and it's equal parts uni chaos, bad decisions, and uncomfortable self realisation. From DL Grindr antics and broke era problem solving, to why older gays might actually be the blueprint, this episode is messy in the most self-aware way possible.We get into questionable taste, unexpected kinks, hyper specific types, and the universal gay experience of realising, mid-situation, that you may not be the person you thought you were. It’s funny, it’s unfiltered, and it absolutely should not be played on speakers, in public, or anywhere near people who know you.Listener discretion advised, headphones only.

The Loud Brown Gays are kicking off 2026 exactly how they mean to go on: in chaos. This week we come in hot with the Beckham drama that has the gays, the straights, and the WhatsApp aunties in absolute meltdown. Allegiances are tested, rivalries get petty, and somehow, brace yourselves Seb finally likes it. Yes. Shock. Horror. Growth??But it’s not all pop culture mess. We also get into the gut-punch reality of another Black gay club closing in London what the hell is happening to our spaces, who gets to survive, and why it always seems to be us paying the price. Big love to Million Podcasts for highlighting us as one of the 15 best podcast in the UK! WE ARE SO OVER THE MOON!https://public.millionpodcasts.com/v1/public/tk/GEbRwF8a5%2BYd590REvpeDewi%2FPSiWSbwFOAoXBvDUwIbTv3vnFkiGkgSJFkXw0kIHBEA55Bd4CZUFRRGFwlZxiRNw7%2BjXSAVWCAmVwf6IwwcVgSmo10gFVIWFU4ZAiPf4UH57Y9SH9xaJR5EBwRUDRRQCL2iTiAmURIlSgP3EsUjWwTlaykZJVEdIFwZBRLFHFH45Wsp5Q%3D%3DFrom celebrity beef to community grief, it’s loud, emotional, and unapologetically brown and queer.Tickets for PHYS ED? Grab them here!!https://www.outsavvy.com/event/32220/physed-ldnSame gays. New year. Zero chill.

This week, Nick and Seb unpack Netflix dropping the gay drama Boots like it never mattered (homophobia but make it corporate). Seb makes a shocking public commitment to actually watching Heated Rivalry and embracing his spicy little sports romance era, and Nick is officially at war with Grindr ads that refuse to stop screaming at him to “get back out there.”Expect bitterness, horniness, media critiques absolutely nobody asked for, and two brown gays asking the real question: why are the straights allowed joy and we’re stuck with buffering wheels and pop-up ads?

Nick & Seb return to drag open a spicy topic: why are the Black gays being mean to other Black gays?The side-eye, the shade, the “I don’t know her”… the boys break down the mess with equal parts love and read.Then they dip into the latest Sydney Sweeney chaos, questioning whether she’s actually problematic or if the internet just needs a time out.And of course, Seb is standing firm he is NOT watching Heated Rivalry , while Nick is moments from ruining the whole plot.Short, loud, brown, and dangerously cunt. Tune in...

This week we’re sending BIG bussied up gratitude to all our listeners, especially our babes in Kenya and Ghana. We see you, we love you, and we are absolutely claiming “global queer chaos ambassadors.” After celebrating our Spotify Wrapped glory (humble? never), we dive headfirst into the cultural moment nobody asked for: the Twink on Twitter who painted his entire body green, yes, bussy included just to sing a song from Wicked. Art? Protest? Hormones? We investigate. Come for the sass, stay for the screams, and leave with more questions than answers.✨

Seb and Nick dive face first into another pile of filthy DMs, and this week the girls are unhinged. We’ve got a blond “straight” freshman whose roommates want VIP access to his bubble butt, a baby sub who wants a dom strong enough to ruin his life but safely, and a Berlin Boiler survivor who may or may not have seen Seb drifting through the steam like a horny gay cryptid.It’s sweaty, it’s chaotic, it’s deeply unserious, and honestly? Exactly the energy the bussy demanded.Strap in, babes. Or strap on. Up to you.

Babes… this week Nick and Seb are plugging in their headphones and their attitudes because we’re diving head-first into the albums that actually did something for our spirit this year. Tate McRae had us kicking our feet like teenagers, Jade is out here singing like rent is due, Demi Lovato said “rock star” and we said “step on our necks,” Ciara proved she still moves like gravity doesn’t apply to her, and Teyana Taylor once again reminded us she’s everyone’s mother.And before anyone asks: no, we are not discussing that other Taylor. That album? Be serious. It was a chop, a skip, and a delete.Turn the volume up and the standards higher, the Loud Brown Gays are in session.

The boys are back and louder than ever! Seb and Nick spill all about their trip to DILF, the men, the madness, and the mess. Nick’s hinting at a freshly single era 👀 while Seb’s still recovering from all the Daddy damage. They chat New York’s finest MAYOR and, dissect questionable life choices, and, as always, talk absolute nonsense.It’s chaos, it’s camp, it’s The Loud Brown Gays.

It’s Messy Boots this week on The Loud Brown Gays and Nick & Seb are not holding back. From the tragedy of dating straight men and the collective epidemic of daddy issues, to Lily Allen’s post-divorce chaos, Demi Lovato’s ever-changing era, and the fever dream that is MAFS UK, the lads unpack it all with zero filter and full-volume opinions.Oh, and we have questions, darling:Where was the energy for Black History Month UK? Why are straight men still in our business? And who told Lily Allen she could rebrand heartbreak into a pop era again?Grab your tequila, plug in your headphones, and prepare for laughs, shade, and several unprovoked attacks on the British dating scene...

It’s BACK of the BUSSY, baby! Your weekly ride full of nonsense, filth, and enough gay chaos to get banned from the megachurch down the street. Seb and Nick are strapped in, wigs secured, lube in the cupholders, let’s END September like sluts and START October like demons, okurrrr?! Chile, it’s Libra season, retrograde is in the microwave, and the girls are horny and unstable....

It’s September babes, so naturally the Aldi middle aisle is already serving sad mince pies and frozen pigs in blankets.Nick and Seb are questioning why Christmas food is out before Halloween, while also stanning Jade Thirlwall’s new album, side-eyeing Charlie Kirk, and dragging the realities of gun crime and racism. Don’t worry, the vibes get cleansed by a coven of Etsy witches selling spells with free shipping. Loud, brown, gay, and messy as ever!

This week on The Loud Brown Gays Nick and Seb are dodging tube strikes like it’s an Olympic sport. Seb is somehow turning “DEI matters” into his new TED Talk (but make it spicy), and we’re asking the real question: why are reporters out here being so damn stupid?Also, Ayo, we love you girl. Always. And yes, the VMAs happened: Nick thinks Tate ate (and is ready to die on that hill), while Seb… well, Seb is being Seb (read: chaotic, loud, and probably wrong).It’s messy, it’s unfiltered, it’s two brown gays with too much to say!

Description:This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are lifting more than dumbbells they’re lifting the lid on racism in the gym, racism across the UK, and asking the age old question: where the hell is our LGBT+ and POC representation on TV?! Spoiler: we’re not impressed. Expect plenty of sass, side-eye, and a few laughs as we drag the industry (and some gym bros) for filth.

This week, Seb and Nick spill the tea on Manchester Pride, the dutty food prices at Notting Hill Carnival, and raise a glass to a beloved London DJ gone too soon. Seb’s Barcelona trip gets the unfiltered recap (yes, boys were involved), and tells the story of a Crumbl cookie manager who literally came out at work because even baked goods are part of the gay agenda.And we’re not holding back on Lil Nas X either: the way the media has treated him lately is giving tired, pressed, and predictable. The Loud Brown Gays have thoughts (and they’re loud).

This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are asking the real questions: where are the men?! (Spoiler: they’re not extinct, they’re just emotionally unavailable, beige, and wearing the same damn outfit as everyone else.)We get into the myth of the man drought is it that there’s no men, or just no men worth texting back?Plus, we’re shouting out the new gonorrhoea vaccine rolling out in the UK. If you’re out here being a bussy bandit or just love yourself enough to keep it squeaky clean, go get that jab bestie!

The dolls are back and worshipping at the altar of Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams because let’s be real, not all children of destiny are created equal. Then it’s a messy spiral into the crusty trenches of Grindr: faceless torsos, ghosting twinks, and bios that scream "no spice, all rice." And if that wasn’t enough, the UK wants your government ID to watch porn now? Sorry babe, I’m not flashing my passport just to see someone get railed on a Tuesday. Come for the chaos, stay for the cunty commentary.

This week, the girls are LOUDER than your Uber driver when he swears he’s “outside.” Seb and Nick dive into the tragic tales of late payments, extortionate toy prices (why is Labubu moving like it’s Chanel?) Oh, and of course, we had to gag over Azealia Banks leaking Conor McGregor’s alleged nudes. Just another Wednesday!Strap in, open your banking app (if you dare), and prepare for another chaotic ride through the queer cosmos.

This month on Back of the Bus, Nick braves the torrential downpour of Liverpool to scream-sing for Dua Lipa like a soaked twink at Glastonbury, while Seb stays dry and judgmental (as always). We’re answering your filthiest, funniest, and most unholy confessions, from backseat shenanigans to mysterious stains on silk sheets. It’s wet, it’s wild, and it’s definitely NSFW. Bring a towel and lower your expectations.

This week, the girls are LOUDER than ever. Nick and Seb get into the highs and hells of family drama (yes, including your mom asking if you're still "doing the gay thing"), roll their eyes at JK Rowling’s never ending villain arc, and clutch pearls over R. Kelly’s overdose tea. It’s giving trauma, it’s giving shade, it’s giving we told you so.

This week, the boys are back with a bittersweet blend.We’re pouring one out for the lovely AJ from Drag Race UK Season 1's pit crew, a real one gone too soon. We’re talking friendship check-ins, grief with grace, and making sure your mates are actually doing alright. But don’t worry, we still keep it spicy: there are twinks running wild, Cynthia Erivo’s got EGOT energy, and Seb has a lot of opinions about American taste levels (shocker). Come for the shade, stay for the softness, we’re serving sass and sincerity.

It’s Pride Month, babes, and Nick & Seb are louder and browner than ever! This week, we’re spilling all the glittery, half-naked tea from Mighty Hoopla (spoiler: one of us nearly lost a nipple), dishing on the questionable art of gym douching (do we really need a Travel Bidet™?), and of course, getting into your most unhinged confessions on the back of the bus.It’s camp, it’s chaotic, and it smells faintly of poppers and SPF 50. Strap in!!

Can you believe it? The Loud Brown Gays are turning FIVE! That’s over 260 episodes of chaos, confessions, queer joy, and unforgettable guests. In this extra-special anniversary episode, Seb and Nick take a walk down memory lane spilling behind-the-scenes tea, iconic moments, and listener faves. Expect laughs, sass, gratitude, and a whole lot of noise. Whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined the party, this one’s for you.

This week on The Loud Brown Gays, Seb and Nick are back and louder than David Geffen’s lawyer’s ringtone. We’re diving headfirst into the billionaire’s breakup with his very young boyfriend, no prenup, no peace, just vibes (and probably a yacht or three).Then we ask: how sexy is too sexy for the streets? Should public thirst be legal or is that what gym mirrors are for?Tune in for scandal, sass, and a sprinkle of social commentary... with no gag reflex required.

Nick and Seb are back with tales from the apps, dragging the latest batch of unhinged hookups, calling out men who need to log off and log into therapy, and asking the real question: is everyone on Tina now? Chaos, shade, and honesty just another week with your favourite loud brown gays!

Nick and Seb are back on the bus, and diving crotch first into your sex confessions. From wild Grindr hookups to the unspoken (but very moist) rules of the dark room, we're serving you sass, lube, and zero judgement.Tune in for filthy laughs, scandalous tales, and some unsolicited etiquette tips that'll have you cruising with class!!

This week, the girls are back in town and baby, they’ve got stories. Nick and Seb catch up after their trip to Berlin (spoiler: the dark rooms were darker than expected 👀), and chat all things bratwurst, boots, and Berlin boys. But it’s not all fun and fisting we’re also getting into the mess that is the Supreme Court turning its back on the trans committee. Grab a drink, get mad, and giggle with us. It’s queer, it’s loud, it’s brown. You already know the vibe. 💅🏽✨

This week on The Loud Brown Gays we’re serving chaos with a side of birthday cake as we wish our beloved messy boots Dan a very LOUD happy birthday 🥳💅🏽We're diving headfirst into the Twitter gays' latest dilemma (spoiler: it’s giving main character syndrome), dragging Trump and his crusty-ass tariffs, and clutching pearls over the girls just now discovering the ICON, the LEGEND, the BLUEPRINT, MISS JANET JACKSON?! Excuse me???It’s unhinged, it’s unfiltered, and as always, it’s deliciously queer.

This week on Back of the Bus, the Loud Brown Gays are back, and things are getting messy! We're diving deep into the sticky world of cum tissues, exploring the curious case of bi men who just can’t pick a lane (or can they?) and debating the ultimate taboo: what happens when you catch yourself fancying your dad? 😳Buckle up for laughs, confessions, and absolutely no filter as Seb and Nick tackle the wildest, weirdest, and downright dirtiest stories from the bedroom to the boulevard!

This week, we’re taking you deep into the shadows of queer nightlife, literally. We get into the dark room experience (and why some of you need a torch), rant about the absolute state of queues in London (seriously, why are we lining up for everything?), and on a more serious note, we open up about chemsex, sharing our personal thoughts in the wake of the latest ITV doc. It’s messy, it’s raw, and it’s exactly what you came here for.

This week Nick & Seb are telling TERFs to kindly f*** off. We get into that messy gym drama (you know the one), break down the ridiculousness of "gay for pay," and ask the real question, how much would it take for you to switch teams? Buckle up, besties, because this episode is spicy, petty, and extra queer. Grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and let’s get into it!

This week, the Loud Brown Gays are back with tales from the filthiest festival in Europe, as Seb returns from Darklands with stories wetter than a Belgian waffle. Nick, meanwhile, is giving away his hole for Lent, a true act of community service. Plus, we dive into the messy reality of racist trade on Grindr, because some of y’all still haven’t evolved past 2009. Grab a drink, clench your pearls, and prepare for the shadiest sermon you’ve ever heard. Amen and a-slap!

Seb and Nick are back at it, diving deep into the filthiest, juiciest, and most unhinged confessions you lot have to offer. From steamy gym rendezvous to scandalous secrets that would make even a priest blush, nothing is off-limits. So grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and prepare to scream "NOT THIS!" as we spill all your dirty little secrets. Gymbox girlies, we know what you’ve been up to… and we’re talking about it. 👀Tune in, get messy, and remember: what happens in the back of the bussy, stays in the back of the bussy. 💦

This week on Loud Brown Gays, Nick & Seb dive into the TateMcCrae takeover, cause she is the moment!We also get into the tragic lack of diversity in clubs (why do some places still feel like a 2008 Hollister ad?), and finally, we expose the biggest scam of all time Valentine’s Day. Is it really about love, or just another capitalist cash grab disguised as romance?Grab your overpriced cocktails and get ready for the tea, the shade, and the chaos....

Nick and Seb are dishing out the sass on those ever persistent haters, diving deep into the allure (and pitfalls) of DILFs, and spilling the tea on boyfriend dilemmas that have us saying, "Boy, bye! Plus, the heartbreak is real as we lament our empty wallets keeping us from Cowboy Carter's latest tour.Grab your tea, because it's about to get loud and oh-so-brown

The dolls are BACK! After a little hiatus (we were booked, busy, and a little bit drunk), Nick and Seb return to bless your ears with chaos and questionable opinions. And not only that, the team over at FeedSpot hailed us. as one of the Top 35 Brown Podcasts, as well as Top 60 Black Gay Podcasts on the web and we have been ELATED! Get into all this tea!! and a win for Miss Doechii and QUEEN BEY!

This week on the Loud Brown Gays podcast, Nick and Seb are serving up some piping hot tea on straight girls who think they're cruising in the right lane but are really just taking a wrong turn into chaos. Plus, we’re putting straight men’s dress sense under the spotlight, because let’s be real, some of y’all are still stuck in 2005! Buckle up!

This week on the Loud Brown Gays Podcast, Nick and Seb dive headfirst into the wild world of sex, chems, and the questionable decisions that come with them. From spicy stories that’ll make you blush to Seb’s hilarious attempt to reclaim his Uber fare on Cash App, because, really, who has time for bad hookups? Tune in for a chaotic mix of shade, laughter, and the kind of candid conversation that makes you rethink your life choices!

Nick and Seb dive into the wild world of exes texting “Who is this? you know, those awkward moments when you’ve moved on, but your past just won’t let go. They also tackle the latest antics of the London police, who seem to be making headlines for all the wrong reasons. From bizarre busts to questionable tactics, find out what’s been going down in the streets of the UK capital.. Get into all this tea....

Seb and Nick are diving headfirst into ITV’s latest reality wreckage, where bad boyfriends are out in full force and making us wonder if love is truly blind or just painfully misguided. Plus, we’re serving up the juiciest gossip on the pop music scene’s reigning girlies.

Nick and Seb are serving up a piping hot episode! We're diving deep into the DL plug gossip, side eyeing the police for being sketchy *yet again*, and spilling the tea on Drag Race UK not paying the queens their coins. And if that wasn't enough, we've got some rogue questions that'll have you questioning your life choices. Buckle up, babes, it's about to get loud...

Seb sits in for Dan and Joins Nick, in this week’s episode. We’re taking you on a whirlwind adventure from the lively streets of Manchester Pride to the vibrant energy of Barcelona! Join us as we dive into the colorful chaos of pride celebrations, share some cheeky stories of international hookups, and discuss the importance of PrEP (Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis) for a safer, sexier time abroad. 🌍💊

Get into what happened the last time Dan went to Roast

Nick gets into Taylor's thousand versions of The Tortured Poets Department

It's summer time so the boys are hitting you with some shorter episodes about silly things. Enjoy what Dan knows about the olympics this year.

Trigger Warning: The last 20 minutes of this episode discuss sensitive topics, including violence against Black women! Nick and Seb dive into a diverse mix of topics. First up, we celebrate the incredible journey of Little Mix and explore their recent solo singles, as well as the recent Grindr outage in Milwaukee.. In the latter part of the episode, we address a deeply troubling issue—the tragic killing of an innocent Black woman in America. This segment comes with a trigger warning due to the sensitive nature of the topic, and we encourage listeners to take care of their well-being as we navigate through this critical discussion..