Episodes
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Episode 25 - Dan Drinks, Matt Answers the Questions
There's nothing all that metaphorical about the title of this podcast. It's quite literal, Dan drank and Matt answered some questions. However, as I'm thinking about it, that title could be relevant to nearly every other podcast Matt and Dan have published. And the subject matter isn't all that...
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Episode 24 - Misogynistic Feminists
Matt and Dan love women! Matt personally knows the woman who birthed him and Dan is pretty sure a woman birthed him. Both are grateful for that miraculous mistake and painful regret. With that said they also believe women are all capable of amazing things and can hold jobs and positions of power...
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Episode 23 - Dan is Not Interesting
Hey it's April! And just as Matt and Dan promised, they have procrastinated three entire months. What has happened to Matt and Dan in three months? Little too nothing, but everyone around them is either dead or dying. Nothing beats Matt's muffin story and it clearly weighs on Dan and he tries to…
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Episode 22 - New Years Eve 2017 Part 2
Matt and Dan end up requiring a second part to their amazing night to wrap up 2017. Matt gets to bloviating on about his swollen prostate and Dan gets to bloviating on about massaging his prostate. Don't worry, there's plenty of asshole uncle stories, regret, melancholy and a toilet full of...
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Episode 21 - New Years Eve 2017 Part 1
Our hero's gather after a long year of battle and bratwurst to reminisce on a year spent hoping they could do better than the year before. Fortunately Matt and Dan have awful memories and naively lunge head long into 2018 like a blind man jumping into an empty pool. We can only imagine what they...
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Episode 20 - Naked Time
When two men can freely speak to one another about life and love, they have reached heights most men can't speak of. Now when two men can do this in the nude and even shed a few tears, then they have reached a peak that can only be experienced in the here after. Well Matt and Dan have died and…
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Episode 19 - OH MY GOD A REAL GIRL!
Ah women, the fairer sex. Not to mention they have boobs. That's pretty much all I know. They all have a few things in common. For one they tend to get a sour look on their face when I stare at them in Walmart. They also walk hurriedly away as I walk towards them in poorly lit parking lots. Other...
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Episode 18 - Bad Kids
So as we all know, the world is going to hell in a hand basket. We can primarily thank the previous generation for our current mess and look to the next generation to really flush it down the shitter. Matt and Dan's generation has been largely ignored and has been considered the "forgotten man"…
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Episode 17 - We're All Going to Die !
In our latest episode of Loud Mouth Soup, Matt and Dan engage in an epic adventure through time and thought. The quest tests their steely fortitude and forces them to make life altering decisions. With peace in the balance and the ever present realization of life and death at the tips of their...
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Episode 16 - Cult of Personality
Welcome back! In this episode Matt and Dan dive into the many intricacies of human personality, but don't worry, there's at least a good five minutes of poop talk. So wipe away the tears and let's look down the barrel of this episode and pull the trigger.
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Episode 15 - Enough With the Poop Already
So, have you ever sat down and thought? I'm gonna make me a podcast. But you also thought, I kind of want to make a sandwich. You end up making the podcast and four hours later you wish you had made a sandwich. So you cry yourself to sleep and wonder why you were born. Well, Matt and Dan should...
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Episode 14 - It's Been A While Part 2
We're back again! Next week we'll be just here. Are we here though? And that's the extent of my existential perspective. Regardless of our pointless lives and this pointless podcast, Matt and Dan are here to entertain themselves and your opinion is existential diarrhea. I should probably do more...
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Episode 13 - It's Been A While Part 1
Well, we are back! After a most unnecessary hiatus, Matt and Dan reunite in a trailer in the woods. The hiatus hasn't been a complete waste, Matt is a Mormon now and Dan has Amazon Prime. Join us for a rousing start to 2017!
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Episode 12 - Wes Anderson Ugly
Today's secret word is "Mutual Destruction". Well the votes are in and this podcast is a miserable failure. Matt and Dan sit down and regress and pontificate on the future and its magnificent possibilities for everyone except them. The question remains, when will this podcast take its own life…
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Episode 11 - Happy Birthday Fatty
Today's secret word is "corn starch". Matt's 40 everyone! Dan's drunk and we went to ITT! Matt turned 40 a good two weeks ago but we didn't want to post this until we knew he would live a few days past his 40th birthday. Last time I heard he's still with us and on the road to success and making a...
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Episode 10 - A Very Special Episode
Today's secret word is "black mold". We start off the podcast with an incredibly vague description of an object we don't care to let the audience in on and then we dive into porn and the plight of the mentally handicapped. We really should take notes on our shows for future reference. This show...
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Episode 9 - Broke Back Lockwood Road
What inspires you? A beautiful sunset, a piece of art or a fine literary read? Well, here at Loud Mouth Soup, we're inspired by your failures. There's just so much inspiration out there anymore. Here in middle America, inspiration just spills out of every hole,Walmart and evangelical gathering...
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Episode 8 - Monkey Planet ?
Hide your women and children people! The monkeys are coming! Matter of fact I've got one pointing a gun at my head as we speak. These poo flingers can't be trusted but they're just so damn cute. Sure, we hear stories everyday about monkey on human crime but what about monkey on monkey crime? Damn...
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Episode 7 - Dads Can be Dicks Part 2
Are you thinking about being a dad or do you just intend on adding another illegitimate bastard to our ever dwindling society? Well, Matt and Dan don't care. They've both come to terms with the fact that their DNA will come to an end with their deaths. If only their fathers had the same...
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Episode 6 - Dads Can be Dicks Part 1
So to commemorate Father's Day, Matt and Dan complain about their dads. Keep in mind, when you're a dick of a dad your kids grow up to lead pointless mundane lives.
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Episode 5 - You May be Entitled to a Cash Settlement
It's getting hot and the porch is starting to stink. Listen in as Matt and Dan discuss the issues and topics that are important to you and your pervert uncle.
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Episode 4 - Throwback Episode 1
We found some old episodes from Nothing To Look Forward To, our old podcast. We recorded this a good four years ago and several people have died since. Chew on that! Oh the regrets! Let's stew in our disappointments and have a listen from the way back. Enjoy!
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Episode 3 - I Luv Me Some Eddie Rabbit
Oh boy, here we go killing again! We keep making these podcasts like someone is listening. Listen again as Matt and Dan tear each others meaningless lives apart in episode 3.
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Episode 2 - I won't do a Tinder
Our friendship survived episode 1, so we'll see if some bridges can be burned in episode 2. Have a listen and indulge in the epiphanies that will haunt your tiny minds. You'll also find us on iTunes and checkout the app Podcast Addict on Android.
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Episode 1 - How are your Poops?
Oh man this first episode is almost good. Touch that title link and have a listen! You'll also find us on iTunes and checkout the app Podcast Addict on Android.
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