Lovable Degenerates

We're back for the first time in a long time. Were we missed? Probably not, but that's to be expected. So for now listen to us talk about some dumb shit that we know nothing about to pass time by in your day.

In a show where we jump around more than you'd think possible, today we break new records. We talk about OJ Simpson, R. Kelly pissing on kids, Ray-J's dick and George Washington dominating at Wrestlemania? What do those things have in common? Obviously nothing, you've just gotta have a special brain to get you there.

Today we talk about the start of our degeneracy. First times drinking, first times going to bars and first times gambling. True degenerates start early, and it's very clear, some things are forever.

Today we're talking best fictional items to own and how useless having any of the fictional weapons is. Somehow we turn that into the Call of Duty mystery box and the best items to pull from it. Then we get into the best fictional killers of all time. Oh, and don't forget to bet every moneyline underdog in March Madness. You're losing money if you don't.

Would you rather never have to eat or never sleep? Pro's and con's of both. Then we get into the places and times when time doesn't exist and our next multi-million dollar idea - why haven't they started pumping oxygen into strip clubs? Then we realize, we were just trying to make oxygen into a drug. Truly never know what you're gonna get from this group.

We've done overrated, now we're talking about the most underrated things out there. Some of these are controversial but when isn't the dumb shit that we say?

We're back and we're bringing our annual Super Bowl bets! Boo gives the round spread, doesn't introduce himself and they don't even get into the game until 10 minutes into the episode. All to say, nothing has changed. So let's continue to ride the hot streak and bring home some extra money.

So we spent our Thanksgiving at a Tribal Casino. Giving back our money after taking the Native American land? It's at least up for debate. Then we get back to our bread and butter and talk gambling. And as the shocker of the millennium, Boo is been on a hot streak recently. And now that it's been said out loud, it's all but guaranteed to end.

How the hell did we get to 69 episodes!? Squanch recaps his trip to the international Dong Museum. We talk Fletcher Cox and Jabrill Peppers dick pics and what celebrity of the same sex that you'd want to get a nude from the most. And most importantly, we tried to guess who's sent more dick pics in their lifetime, Brett Favre or Donald Trump?

What do you remember most from your childhood? That is, aside from all the trauma. We're talking all the best games, shows and memories from our childhood along with everything kids no longer get the chance to do.

In maybe the world's worst idea for a strictly audio podcast we talk everything mascots. Best, worst, most skilled fighter, which ones, without a doubt, would be one of the boys? Then we take some completely unnecessary ricochet shots at the WNBA. Ultimately, we just end up deciding if we'd want to be a mascot or not.

Did Boo increase the amount of countries he's been arrested in? Tune in to find out. Hear World Cup stories and about what we view as stereotypical American things. And most importantly some wise worlds to live by: Punch Your Friends Less, Kiss Them More

You get 30 minutes and no prep, what could you give a presentation about? Is it educational? Of course not. Would anyone learn anything? Also no, but it would at least be entertaining

Today we're playing Fuck, Marry, Kill with the Holiday's. Which ones are the best and what you'd celebrate if you could only choose one for an entire year. Then we rant about how day drinking is far superior to night drinking.

We create our dream Make A Wish. And to be clear we aren't hoping to get to our death bed where this becomes reality. But based on previous happenstance, I'm a lot closer to my Make A Wish than most anyone else. In this scenario are we able to change the NFL script so that the Browns win the Super Bowl? Being able to enjoy all that has to offer is the dream. Flip the same thing for a big UFC card. And by the way, let's take you there on a private jet.

On today's episode Chach and I speak about the biggest losers of all time. People who've made their name on being losers. Now we haven't made our name yet, but there's no question we're still losers. Going from one thing we know a lot about to another, we get into the best drunk activities. I feel like I write a dissertation on this one. Talk about familiar territory.

On today's episode we talk about all the things we left at bars over the years and the much longer list of things we've stolen from bars. In a surprise to no one, there's a lot. And we quickly diverge to everything we've ever stolen. And how could we forget to mention Boo dislocating Cole's jaw!? And let's be clear, he deserved it

Today Luke and I talk about about if you'd rather spend a weekend with 10 people from heaven or 10 people from hell. What occupation is the closest to having 50% of their members in each and lastly what crime you'd commit if it irradicated it forever. Ultimately we come down to the question if I'd be willing to murder Luke or not

You think it's would be hard going on the same first date 50 times? That's a walk in the park compared to some of the dates we've been on. Oh, and we've got a new host who 'takes control' of the show

Shoutout Pardon My Take for the podcast topic. All used as an excuse to blast Cole. Basically we just want to know how much we've drank in a setting, how many drugs we've done and how many laws we've broken. And add to that how many girls have faked orgasms with us. Couldn't be more on brand if you ask me

Today Chach and I talk about pranks with pranks being a very loose definition. Really it's just how we how try to get under people's skin and annoy people. Then we figure out Boourns is the least practical organ donor on the planet.

On today's episode we talk about the benefits of having a clone versus having the ability to become invisible. We talk about the uses and possibilities of each one. A quick detour on how Boourns doesn't even know the name of the crime he's been committing for so long and trying to get his friend's security clearance revoked

Today we go through the worst possible events to have to go to back to back. You're in a bad spot if your day involves going to these things. So you better cope the same way I do, drink. Oh, and we've got some sick hoodies for sale.

We start today's episode with Luke ordering strippers for his brother's bachelor party. And in a massive turn of events, we actually stay on topic and go back and forth telling our different stripper stories. Shockingly, none of them involve us actually dancing

Today Chach and I talk about how many years we'd spend in prison in order to spend the equivalent amount of years as a billionaire. What years you pick and how you're managing them. And if you don't think it's worth it, you're wrong

Today Luke and I talk about our "best" stories about coming out of blackouts. With the definition of best being very much open to interpretation. Then we talk about our new found fan base in Brussels and how we only hope this listen and drink or bet on our podcast. Oh and also, fuck the French

For the first time in maybe ever we actually bring some historic background and factual knowledge. Now of course, it was inter mingled with some bull shit and non sense. But I'll leave you to sort our what what while we go through the discovery of drugs

As if every episode didn't make us feel stupid and the listener feel smarter, this one takes the cake. But does it take the cake and eat it too, or how the fuck does that saying even going? Then we go into tangent after tangent, talk about Alabama relationships and TP'ing my high school. None of which were on the topic board. Which really is the only thing you can expect when listening to this podcast

Welcome back to our Annual Super Bowl Preview Show. Plenty of winners, only a few losers. But whatever you do, make your bets at FanDuel using code degenerates. Who woulda guess someone like us could get a gambling sponsor? Definitely not our co-hosts

As usual we hit a wild variety of topics. We start we embarrassing childhood stories, sports failures and baby Boourns the nark. Then we tell some stories about how we scanned universities, but more how they absolutely violated us.

How has it possibly taken us so long to get into organized crime? At first we start our talking about what jobs we'd have in the mafia and that gradually turned into us pitching ourselves Shark Tank style to the mafia. Then we determine, being an undercover cop and being accepting into the mafia is harder than just joining the mafia outright.

If you could add a mandatory amount of alcohol to sports, which ones would it be? Are you delusional enough to think you get better at a sport while drinking? And who would be the GOAT of each drunk sport. Not only that, but what sport would straight up be the funniest to watch drunk people compete in

As you will quickly find out, there's a reason we no longer do drunk episodes. Just when you think it's bad, it gets worse. We're off the rails. And I'm not even sure if it's a bit at this point or if I just don't use any of the episodes that Cole is on.

How in the hell did Ask Jeeves sell for $1.85 billion dollars, with a B? We get our mind blown finding that out. Talk about a few inventions that should absolutely exist already. Mostly stemming from the fact that we get piss on ourselves daily and then we round it out by talking porn sites, porn stars and step moms being a great number two to real moms

We're talking wishes. No you can't get another genie lamp and no you can't get unlimited wishes. As long as it's possible in human life, everything else is on the table. Oh, and Boo talks about how his OnlyFans funds the podcast, but other than that, completely standard episode

Alright nerds, come one, come all, if this episode doesn't get you going then I don't know what will. We're going through all the best fictional worlds and which ones we'd want to live in. We go through TV shows, movies, video games, you name it, we mention. Come vote on which ones we make the best arguments for

Today we've got a new host? Where two washed up athletes talk about how well they'd do if they were dropped onto a high school football field. One of which might have a slightly delusional, over-inflated idea of his own abilities. I'll let you take a guess on who that is

Today is one of my favorite episodes to date. I'm now very confident that waxing your whole body as if you have alopecia and having a sex change scheduled after committing a crime naked are fool proof ways of getting away with a crime. Then we talk a ghost story then ends up in two broken front teeth and a paintball ambush story from growing up

Alright on today's episode we build two different bars. One is based on if your personality was a bar, what would the bar look like. And the second, build your ideal dream bar. One of which will be wildly successful, I'll let you guess which one that was. As always, we bring up A Knight's Tale and alien fucking, but other than that it's a completely normal episode

Today we talk about all the things that we'd either uninvent or rid the world of. And for the most part, it all came back to shitty traffic laws. No need for radars, round abouts or red light cameras, and yes this is coming from the person who has gotten his license suspended twice in less than two years

Today we talk into the recurring dreams that we have and the potential meaning behind those. Then I talk about the random ufc dreams I've been having lately. After which we find out Cole is an alien and we all know what that means Boo has to do to him.

We've got the full crew back in studio for this. We stay mostly on topic besides talking about the Browns wonderful quarterback decisions and what the best tasting part of the human body is. Sponsored as always by A Knight's Tale and Big Buck Hunter

Today we give all the best advice on what not to do when someone breaks into your house, how to get robbed when you're home and we remember how much we hate UC Boulder football

Today the guys have their last podcast ever. It was nice talking to the few of you that actually listened. On second thought, can you get cancelled if no one listens to you? Anyway, are any of us talented enough to qualify for any of the USA Paralympic teams? Stick around and find out. Because Boo finds the sport that he'd have more gold medals than Michael Phelps in

Are we more equipped to survive a natural disaster or a zombie apocalypse? Then what jobs would we have when we're at the point of restarting society. Essentially, we just take 20 minutes to realize I'm entirely useless, but I'd make a damn good court jester

Today we discuss what hobbies or jobs would be entirely eliminated if they started drug testing. Would skateboarding fall off the map entirely if weed wasn't allowed? Then we transition to talking about the best jobs to have for a week, month or even permanently. The most impressive part? We manage to stay relatively on topic for the whole episode.

Get three dumb people in a room and have them try to explain things that they didn't know were lies five minutes before. What could go wrong? Were they even lies to begin with? Who the hell knows

We've got new guests today, coming from the Redefine the Relationship podcast studio and Dallas, Texas. Texas Shay, Texas Josh, regular ass Chach and I discuss our guilty pleasure conspiracy theories. We determine the Sasquatch community is somewhere is Canada and the only one that's ever found is the Shay of the group. Birds aren't real, we never went to the flat moon and lastly you know I won't let an episode go by without getting into Aliens

On today's episode we attempt to play a game while recording, and let me tell you, it'll be the last time we do that. Other than that, we come up with a bunch of CIA codenames that Lucas brings immediately to drugs. Turns out Lucas brings everything to drugs because he was snorting Nesquik as a kid. All while realizing code names are really just the winner horses of future of the Kentucky Derbys

Today Boo tells the story of eating live goldfish in high school. Was there a good reason for it? Absolutely not. A real quick detour into cannibalism as is tradition. Then we decide if we'd rather live in an amusement park or the zoo for an extended period of time. Here we find out elephants do trunk art and that turns into a wildly unnecessary shot at kindergarten teachers