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Love After Lockup Cray Cray
by Kim and Kyle
Calling all Love After Lockup fans! Join Kim and Kyle as they recap each week's dumpster fire and give you all the gossip from the deep depths of the internet, the Instas, and beyond.
Episodes
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Love After Lockup S2 E37 + 38 - To Con a Convict; Wedding Crashers & Cheaters
It's over. Because apparently the season finale just happened. No more Lacie. No more SHJohn. We're done! We're DONE! SECURITY! SECURITY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Love After Lockup S2 E36 - Truth & Consequences
Lacie sucks. To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to ZOLA.com/LOVECRAYCRAY Interested in bonus and extended content? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
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Love After Lockup S2 E35 - Love or Con?
We finally learn that Puppy is the puppet-master; Daniel asks his mother to buy his engagement ring… I mean… ‘promise ring’; Angela appears unable to block A**hole Tony’s number from her phone. Interested in bonus and extended content? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at...
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Love After Lockup S2 E34 - Dangerous Engagements
Daniel doesn’t know what FEEE-MALES do; Shane buys a ring somehow for $500 and then proposes to Lacey, but not nearly as well as Sh/John proposed (per Lacey); Glorietta’s mom is BAT SH*T CRAZY. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on...
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Love After Lockup S2 E33 - Love the Way You Lie
Lacie's dad is MVP of the episode with his very articulate questioning of Shane; Cheryl goes completely bananas at Josh's family reunion, and Kenny might be somewhat good-looking (Wait, is he? Send help); Amber continues to suck more and more every week. When does this season end? Get bonus...
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Love After Lockup S2 E32 - Snitches Get Stitches
Glorietta’s mother is a real concern; Josh punks Cheryl and viewers alike by making her wade through a literal shit pond; Angela and Tommy almost have car sex while talking about Tony getting arrested again. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!...
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Love After Lockup S2 E31 - Dirty Laundry
How did Josh suddenly become the most reasonable person on this show? Cheryl descends into complete delusion while talking about her future longhorn farm; Alexander and Glorietta bang in a bathtub; Federal marshals apparently text these days because Angela received confirmation that Tony is back…
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Love After Lockup S2 E29 - Catch Me If You Con
Wow - what an episode! Shane explains his malicious wounding charge... or DOES he?; Vince and Amber lie awkwardly on a mattress together while they discuss Vince’s adoption of Puppy; Lizzy and Daniel celebrate their laundry room sex with a half-naked ITM and a cigarette; Glorietta and Justin…
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Love After Lockup S2 E28 - The Mother of All Surprises
Shane does hotel push-ups to combat his blue-balls; Vince and Amber go mattress shopping; Cheryl wears the same dress for all of Season 2.5; Is ANYONE surprised that Lamondre didn't get out of prison this week? Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit…
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Love After Lockup S2 E26 + 27 - Love is a Sickness
Cheryl gives all viewers a new phobia of hotel blankets; Daniel and Lizzie have a very awkward re-meeting; Lacey dry-humps Shane in an adjoining-room; Can we all agree that Angela is NEVER seeing Tony again? Like… ever. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit...
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Love After Lockup S2 E25 - Felon Fantasy
This week we meet Puppy’s mom Kathy, who is NOT ‘running a hoochie house’; Cheryl expresses how important her kids are while simultaneously leaving them with her parents for three months to go meet a bank robber in a different state; Andrea lies to Lamondre, since he’s just ’stable and...
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Love After Lockup S2 E24 (Season 3?) - Inmate or SoulMate?
Are we still in Season 2, or is this Season 3? (SPOILER: It's still Season 2 according to weTV.) Brand new dumpster fires for us to enjoy! Kyle and PFIL have a LOT of thoughts about many of these characters. Lamondre makes Lamar look like child’s play; Tony is back with his cougar hunting gear…
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Love After Lockup S2 E23 - Life After Lockup - Broken Bonds
SPECIAL AD-FREE EPISODE! We start off addressing the news about Tracie and then get into the season finale! Michael reveals the Thruple might be a Quadruple; Andrea continues with the crazy but swears Lamar will never leave her; Brittany and Marcelino have a successful custody trial (We love you...
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Love After Lockup S2 E22 - Love After Lockup - The Schemiest Scheme Ever
Lamar is kidnapped by a Mormon lady in Utah (oh wait, it’s his wife); Marcelino goes to see his attorney in a track suit; Brittany gears up for a custody battle; Sarah and Michael get in a fight two minutes after being in the same room Guest Host: Mary Payne Gilbert - @payneinthepod on all...
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Love After Lockup S2 E21 - Life After Lockup - Close Calls
Megan’s dad threatens Michael with an ass-whoppin’; Lamar goes to Utah to see a character from the Hunger Games; Clint and Tracey finish their fake fight and decide to get married again. Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/lovecraycray. Interested in extended, bonus,...
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Love After Lockup S2 E20 - Life After Lockup - Dope Spoons & Second Honeymoons
Scott throws yet another engagement ring in the water (not toilet water this time); Andrea explains to Lamar that the Book of Mormon says NO WEED; Michael is still on tether and doesn’t get to see his daughter born; Brittany wants Sascha to be Zoila’s Godmother and Marcelino is NOT on board. Get...
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Love After Lockup S2 E19 - Life After Lockup - Trials and Tribulations
The Thruple drama reaches an apex as Megan and Michael fight over Roc and Sarah is about to give birth; Scott and Lizzie go on a fake date; Tracie is officially released from parole and meets Clint at the airport to go to Vegas; Lamar gives Andrea ghetto-toe. This episode is brought to you by…
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Love After Lockup S2 E18 - Life After Lockup - Second Chance
Megan forgets the ranch dressing; Lamar doesn’t care about the Christmas tree (because he didn’t have one in prison); Brittany takes an Uber; Tracie leaves her pink hair extensions in the bathroom sink before meeting Mama Clint for brunch (a wise choice). Interested in extended, bonus, and…
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Love After Lockup S2 E17 - Life After Lockup - Risks & Regulations
Sarah screams in the lot of the same toy store she's lived at for three weeks; Michael is a terrible human being; Megan is going to use his GPS in a very sensual way; Tracie orders a tequila and coke; Clint slices beef; Marcelino and Brittney have an actually compelling and interesting…
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Love After Lockup S2 E16 - Life After Lockup - Truth & Lies
Andrea throws her phone into a bed of limes in a grocery store; Scott and Lizzie go on separate but equally cringe-worthy blind dates; Sarah is STILL at the baby clothes store in sunglasses; Tracie dips a foot onto Mama Clint’s property; Marcelino tells us about his professional poker career.…
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Love After Lockup S2 E15 - Life After Lockup - Prove Yourself
Love After Lockup Cray Cray is back, recapping the first episode of Life After Lockup! Lizzie - a.k.a. “Elizabeth”- and Jazmyne get questionable tattoos; Sarah goes baby clothes shopping with sunglasses on; Bunkie talks about her sentencing; Tracie wants to meet Clint’s mom. Get $50 off your...
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Love After Lockup S2 E14 - Season Finale!
It’s the Season 2 Finale and it’s 2 hours long! And we also have Polish Father-in-Law's take on this season's cast... This week we watch the long-awaited (and disappointing) showdown between Megan and Sarah; Clint woos Tracie into his unmade bed with no sheets; Caitlin realizes Matt is a piece of...
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Love After Lockup S2 E13 - Sorry, Not Sorry
This week Lizzie learns how to make prison pie; Clint throws his phone (several times); Caitlin eats more pizza in her hotel room than should be possible for one small woman; Marcelino pulls off a pretty amazing proposal. Thank you to our sponsor, LOLA! For 40% off your first month for any Lola...
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Love After Lockup S2 E12 - Visits and Violations
Lizzie acts even greedier than in previous episodes; Marcelino shows off his glamour shot on the wall of his new apartment; Megan’s dildo surfaces in her completely disorganized suitcase; We meet Brady, Cousin Clint, who appears to be completely comatose. For 6 free meals across your first 3…
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Love After Lockup S2 E11 - She Has To Go
Megan buys a one-way ticket to see Michael (and perhaps never leave?); Matt’s friend Sam is concerned about his “scrummage” with Caitlin; Clint finds Tracie… in jail; Lizzie tries on wedding dresses even though yesterday she said she would be engaged for around “ten years.” To start your free...
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Love After Lockup S2 E10 - Wife on the Run
Clint goes to see the only lawyer/ counselor in Hobbs; Matt goes to see an apartment with Caitlin where they might be able to see the water; Michael shows complete apathy about Sarah’s pregnancy; Brittany proposes a threesome and then gets banged by no one. Visit our Patreon to get premium…
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Love After Lockup S2 E9 - The $800k Hustle
Matt gives the public some good job interview tips; Megan’s legs are sore; Lizzie confesses to a fake priest that she’s somehow tricked various men out of $800,000 while in jail; Tracie calls Clint’s ex-wife. Visit our Patreon to get premium content. https://www.patreon.com/realitycraycray Go to...
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Love After Lockup S2 E8 - She Said Yes?
Michael claims Megan will be ‘like a gusher'; Tito inspires (unexpected and unwanted) sexual attraction; Tracie is still driving a rental car… on crack; Kim answers the question: How likely IS Matt to overcome his meth addiction? Visit our Patreon to get premium content....
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Love After Lockup S2 E7 - Rings and Runaways
Tracie has a problem (spoiler - it's crack); Matt just wants to relax; Megan finally gets her 'surprise' from Michael; We learn that Brittany 'needs a man' to raise her son. Visit our Patreon to get premium content. https://www.patreon.com/realitycraycray Go to loveafterlockuppodcast.com to sign…
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Love After Lockup S2 E6 - Your Card Has Been Declined
In Episode 6, we discover that Sarah is, in fact, ovulating; Tracie’s $300 bra and panties set fits her; Brittany introduces us to Amanda, who everyone likes more than Marcelino (including Brittany, maybe); a $100 seafood meal forces Scott’s finances over the edge, bringing his total spend on...
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Love After Lockup S2 E5 - Secrets and Cellmates
Clint takes Tracie to an elegant meal at a fast casual eatery; Sacha tells Brittany her boyfriend is ‘intense’; Scott cleans up hair from his hotel room carpet; Caitlin has at least 12 babies ‘swimming in her stomach,’ confirming everyone’s suspicions that she knows nothing about female anatomy....
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Love After Lockup S2 E4 - Washing Off Prison
$350 worth of hair dye and a list of pomegranate-scented toiletries, forest sex and subsequent cabin sex, another shower scene, and who IS the queen in the three-way? Here's our recap of Love After Lockup, Season 2, Episode 4. Visit loveafterlockuppodcast.com to check out our special deal with...
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