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Love at First Sighting
by Joyce, Jem, and Coco
Sex positive, kink-friendly, and thirsty conversations about the creatures that traverse our backyards and our imaginations. We're talking cryptids, their stories, their origins, and most importantly...if they wanna smash. Warning! Very explicit. Find out more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episodes
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Hi Atus, I'm Dad! : Announcement & Casual Cryptid Chat (EP 80)
Heads up for new listeners: DO NOT START WITH THIS ONE. This is not our usual thing....this is mostly for us to make an announcement, with a little casual chat added in for flavor. CW: Gun violence, slavery, and right-wing extremism Shout out to all the lovers out there! Hello and hi, we have an...
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Catch up with Joyce! (Bonus Mini-EP)
Howdy, hello, hi!!! So, as you've probably figured out at this point no full episode for February. But, BUT! Fret not, we're offering you a little catch up with Joyce and what's she's been up to. In this mini-sode, Joyce shares a handful of media she's been consuming lately that's related to...
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Sure Hits the Spot! : The Spottsville Monster (EP 79)
CW: Death, drowning, anti-trans violence, animal death, gore, and gun violence. Slipping all over the place like we’re doing a shift at the banana factory. But worry not, we eventually find our footing and get on track to discuss a Bigfoot from the Bluegrass state, the Spottsville Monster. After...
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Decorate the Tree : Caga Tió (EP 78)
CW: Drug use, violence HO HO HOE! Today’s episode will fill you with the holiday spirit ;) . On this one we’re mixing it up a little, so Joyce gets a full on education (whether she likes it or not!). Coco and Jem team up to teach us about Caga Tió, a Xmas log that you beat with sticks in exchange...
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Midnight Snack : Dracula (EP 77)
CW: Drug & alcohol use The much anticipated Halloween special is finally here…maybe more than a lil late (oops!) Appreciate your patience!!! So, as you enjoy your long holiday weekend, listen in to our RIZZ filled episode where we explore Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the charm of Nosferatu, and poetic...
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Creature Double Feature: the Kelly Green Men & the Woodbooger Retold (EP 77)
CW: Drug use, alcohol use Happy Halloween to all that celebrate! Well friends, the universe just isn’t on our side again. We weren’t able to record a new one for you this month, so so sorry about that. Especially since it is gay Xmas and all. As an offering while we get our ducks in a row, enjoy...
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The Snow Must Go On : the Ningen (EP 76)
CW: Alcohol use and animal death. Howdy, hi, and hello once again from the crew who just get by, by doing their best… That’s right folks, LAFS has another banger of an ep for you! In this one, we play games with Coco, explore a larger than life cryptid from the Antarctic seas, and welcome the...
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Don’t Burgle My Heart : the Sandown Clown (EP 75)
So, the characters in today’s story have a questionable relationship…dare we say, potentially toxic dynamic. Just a heads up for folks who might not be into that. But yeah, content warnings for the episode as a whole: mentions of death, loss of a loved one, guns, drug use, alcohol use, fat phobic...
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Size Matters : Big Bird (EP 74)
CW: Drug use, animal attacks, and murder In this rowdy edition of LAFS, Joyce shares her aspirations & goals, cryptids that are hard to Google, and we read a story that… well…Imagine if the beloved creations of Jim Henson, Five Nights at Freddy’s, and My Dad Wrote a Porno were put into a blender.…
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The Clip Show! (Bonus Mini-EP)
Howdy all! I hope you all are having a wonderfully sexy Pride month, and proudly flaunting your beauty to the world. We LOVE to see it! It seems like it went by like a blur this year. Shoo. Alright, on to today's offering....sooooooooo...we don't have a full episode for you today. So So Sorry…
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Old Stompin’ Grounds : Honey Island Swamp Monster (EP 73)
CW: Gun violence, violence, hunting, animal death, and death JEFF! GEOFF! GEF! Thoughts on human soup. Gef the mongoose (RIP Gef). Tips on getting into Valhalla. Spicy Bigfoot tales. This one has it all! Come on down with us to the bayou as we explore the story of the Honey Island Swamp Monster....
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Something About Mary : Bloody Mary (EP 72)
CW: Drug use, murder, death, violence, religious persecution, slavery, racial violence, queerphobia, and bullying. Jem couldn’t make it out to this one but worry not listeners! We are joined by a special guest, E Streetcar, who helped us explore the origins of Bloody Mary and read the first half…
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Hungry Like the Wolf : The Faoladh (EP 71)
California's rollin' deep with AB 666, werewolves are on the prowl, Jem clutches a lot of pearls, and Coco has opinions in this month's Irish themed episode of Love at First Sighting. Find all things LAFS at linktr.ee/lafspod. Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/lafspod. Hosted on Acast. See...
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They See Me Rollin’ : The Roly Poly (EP 70)
CW: Drug use and quick mention of racism. This one is full of all things bulbous! Orbs, balls, and blobs…oh my! Today, the crew share ghost stories, discuss an encounter with a mystery blob, and read a piece of lit that will leave you feeling stuffed ;) So settle in and get your bibs as we feed…
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White Christmas : La Befana (EP 69)
CW: Death, animal attack, pet death, gun violence, alcohol use Howdy listeners, we hope this one was worth the wait. We appreciate you and your patience since we know this one was a lil late but really it was beyond our control…holidays, LA wildfires, and other unforeseen circumstances. But hey,...
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Secret Dark Garden: The Derry Fairy (EP 68)
Well, it was bound to happen folks. With book series like the “A Court of Thorns and Roses” growing in popularity, it was only a matter of time before we’d received some fairy smut. And today is that day, and we welcome it with arms wide open! On this one, we discuss soggy mummies, groblins from...
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A Feast Fit for a King : Slimer (EP 67)
CW: Death, death penalty related execution, choking, alcohol use & abuse, disasters BoOoOoOoOo, hehehehe, and whoooooosh….. It’s that time of the year again! The time for tricks, treats, and other words that start with ’T’. Wink. How are you celebrating? One way is to join us for a good time for...
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Witchy Woman : La Lechuza (EP 66)
CW: Brief mention of death, kidnapping, murder, animal attack, animal death and mild body horror. Special note: We tried something new to record this one. For some reason, there was quite a delay in our audio. So, it’s not that we love talking over each other…just some technical difficulties. We...
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Too Cold to Hold : Indrid Cold (EP 65)
CW: Drug use, alcohol use, death, car accidents, references to war, and murder What does the Bible, Bigfoot, and law enforcement have in common? Well, not a lot but more than you probably think… This one is for all our socially inept listeners out there. WHAT, WHAT!!! We see you, we feel you, and...
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Take a Gander : Goosefoot (EP 64)
CW: Drug use, gun violence, racism, violence against indigenous folks, animal cruelty, animal death, hunting, body horror, murder Today we’re journeying to the Cumberland mountains to meet a cute lil dragon. To their delight, Joyce tells the rest of the crew about the Cumberland dragon aka...
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Double D : The Dover Demon (EP 63)
CW: Drug use We messy but in a fun way….right??? Hey, do you know anyone at Dropout?!? If so, hit us up. We want to put out a general invite to anyone involved with the network. You’re all hilarious. But now….to today’s episode! For this one, we’re talking about the Dover Demon, a silly lil guy...
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Reel ‘em In! : The New Jersey Mantis Man (EP 62)
CW: Mentions of the existence of bestiality, racism in literature, bodily functions, and substance use, Did you miss us? Awww, we missed you too! You know us, we’re here, we’re queer, and we’re still doing the thing. Today, we discuss the New Jersey Mantis Man, a bug-like humanoid frightening...
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Beastie Boy : The Beast of Bray Road (EP 61)
CW: Animal death, injury Will we ever convince the McElroy brothers to be on our show….probably not. But we can dream, can’t we? Today we’re discussing a furry bad boi known as the Beast of Bray Road. Join us and learn about this rowdy boy from Wisconsin, how to Google movies, and hear a tale…
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That's Some Pig! : The Squonk (EP 60)
CW: Death To celebrate the recent April Fool’s Day, Jem wanted to spicy things up. So for this one, the LAFS crew have all switched roles for the day with Jem doing research, Coco bringing the lit, and Joyce giving a voice performance that can only be described as “malicious compliance”.…
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Big Ghouls Don’t Cry : The Banshee of the Badlands (EP 59)
CW: Injury, pain, alcohol use, drug use, death, falling death, mountain climbing accidents, loss of a loved one You ready for the podcast that just gets better and better at foley work? We sure do hope so, because this episode is full of “interesting” sounds… To help celebrate St. Patrick’s Day…
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What About Blob? : The Kinderhook Blob (Ft. Nobilis Reed) (EP 58)
We are once again graced with the presence of Nobilis Reed of the Nobilis Erotica podcast. We always love a good chat with Nobilis, especially when he gifts us a story specifically written for LAFS. #Blessed! What should you expect from this one? Well, today you’ll hear poor attempts at northern...
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Birds of a Feather: Harpy (EP 57)
CW: Very brief mention of vision loss, torture, violence, hunger, and suicide. Oooo, what's your sign??? Oh, cute. Oh, us? Sun sign is definitely in queer... While Coco's away, the goobers will play. We gave Coco the week off this week (rest easy sweet baby angel), so Desi fills in as the LAFS…
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Aw, Rats! : The Ratman of Southend
CW: Mentions of alcohol use, houselessness, violence, death, animal attacks, mild gore, child abuse, adultery, cannibalism, and harassment. Babe, have you hydrated today? Do you got your three liquids? Hello and hi, welcome to yet another episode of the internet’s horniest monster podcast! Have…
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Super Space Bros Smash: Nordic Aliens (EP 55)
CW: Substance use, alcohol abuse, abductions, nonconsensual infertilization, miscarriages, kidnapping, medical procedures, ear injury, kidnapping, mass murder, war, and x-files spoiler. Also, today's story doesn't take transness in account (big eye-roll). Much like her past honey bun-oriented...
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Bump in the Night : The Hidebehind
CW: Mentions of animal attacks, death, injury, very mild gore, and alcohol use Better late than never, right folks? Sorry for the late delivery but here we are with another banger. Today, we discuss the horniness of Baldur’s Gate, spooky tales from early America, and a fanfiction with a monstrous...
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O’ Horny Night : Krampus
A boatload of content warnings this time around. CW: Mentions of animal death, animal abuse, injury, use of gay slurs, violence, murder, dismemberment, displacement, imprisonment, cannibalism, alcohol use, gun violence Look at us…TWO YEARS deep!!! We’ve been doing the dang thing for two years…
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Clearly Above the Rest: Glimmermen
CW: Mentions of injury, broken bones, intruders, drug use, and alcohol use. Also note, we briefly mention transfemme bodies. If you think that may cause you dysphoria, maybe skip the first 30 secs or so. This is the one where Joyce says yes… Sexy dreams are made of these…voices. Supposedly…
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KINKimora : The Kikimora
CW: Brief mentions of killing, strangulation, drowning, abduction of children, bodily injury & mutilation, illness, surgery Raise your hand if you’re tortured by desire… Join us for one of our silliest episodes thus far (and that’s saying a lot!). Like a bunch of Looney Tunes going down a porn...
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Dirty Talk : Big Muddy
CW: Loss of a loved one, car accident death, animal death, infidelity Musicals. What do you all think? Do you love them? Do you hate them? Do you give ‘Sound of Music’ a pass? What does any of this have to do with monsters? You gotta listen in to find out! Y’all ready to get dirty? We know you…
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Nixie Chicks : Nixie
CW: Multiple mentions of death, drowning, and violence. Brief mentions of infidelity, arranged marriages, self-harm, and suicide Are you ready for another episode of the podcast that should just stick to monster facts, and never speak of geography again? Apparently, our inability to correctly...
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Frankly Speaking : Frankenstein’s Monster
CW: Mentions of queer gatekeeping, death, illness, child death, birthing complications, animal death, violence, murder, incarceration, hanging, drowning, problematic medical practices, infidelity HAPPY HALLOWEEN listeners! My, how time flies…it’s already spooky season again. Cuddle up under some...
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Love Machine : Falkville Metal Man
CW: Animal abuse, violence, death, intimidation, injury, drug addiction, alcohol use Well, howdy stranger! What brings you to our neck of the woods? Well, hot lit and nonsense I'd imagine! And there's plenty of that to go around. Don't be shy...In today's episode, we talk about smart pigs, aliens...
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Brian Tickler: The Riverside Bridge Monster
CW: Mentions of bodily injury, health issues, vehicular manslaughter, gun violence, climate crisis *Also special note: today's story at one point briefly insinuates that pregnant men are a fantasy which we know is not true, and doesn't reflect the beliefs of the queer ding-dongs that make this...
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Hooty and the Blow…😘: The Owlman
CW: Mentions of death, loss of a loved one Shoooooo wee! We sure do get in it with this one! Coco kicks things off with a story about the terror known as “Big Boy”, followed up by a monster book report on the Owlman of Cornwall, and we end it all with a piece of lit filled with asinine humor that...
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Gettin' Warmed Up: Braxxie Retold
CW: Drug use Heya everyone! How's everyone doing out there? Welllll, COVID strikes again and ruined our recording plans…ugh. Sooooo, we thought we’d take this opportunity to introduce our newcomers to our humble beginnings by re-airing our very first episode. You can kind of tell this was our…
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Mo Money, Momo Problems : Momo, the Missouri Monster
CW: Mentions of gun violence, death, animal death, drug use Now that the US government has confirmed the existence of aliens (sort of), we have to ask…are they DTF? Do you remember stuff from middle school geography? Yeah, neither do we apparently. The LAFS crew is back together again (at least...
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Drop It Like It’s Hot: The Yara-ma-yha-who
First of all, Joyce would like to apologize to all the Yara-ma-yha-whos for what she said. Vampiric frogs deserve love too <3 Alright, now with that out of the way, welcome to another episode of your favorite podcast about sexy beasts! Coco is still distracted by mountains, so we have another...
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🎶Just Around the Lizard Man!🎶: The Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp
🎶Oh my god, we’re back again…🎶 That’s right! We’re back and with a full episode no less! For this one, "friend of the show" Desi joins Jem and Joyce on a horny little swamp romp. Want to hear discussions of horny monster games, tales of big Lizard Men, and just friends being friends? Then this…
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Bonus Mini-sode: The Great Gremlin Debate
Hey y’all! Since we weren’t able to deliver last week, we wanted to give ya a little something to hold you over until next week, now that LAFS HQ has power again. The climate be crazy y’all! Storms on storms on storms. Anywho, here’s a snippet from our last recording session before Mother Nature...
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Rock Hard : Nasa Gargoyle
Well, howdy there friends! Welcome to the podcast that always finds a way to say “UwU”. Despite technology bein’ ornery, we got our episode out (and on time to boot!) It was rough getting here but we got you yet another hour of sexy, good times. Coco once again finds himself in the wilds, leaving...
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A Tale of Two Cryptids: The Boggy Creek Monster
Uh oh! Watch out! We’re that radical leftist podcast your mom told you to stay away from! Well, hello, and Happy Pride Month you all! Yes, it’s that time of the year again! And what better way to kick off the celebration of queer love and liberation than with a romantic tale of two gay monsters!...
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Count Me In : Jiangshi
Chuck Tingle, if you hear this get at us! We love you to the moon!!! The world is brighter with you in it… You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. Joyce and Coco sure think so, and do their best to make Jem feel better. They were under the weather but still toughed it out and…
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Gamz & Hamz : The Fresno Nightcrawlers
Where are all my leg people at!?! This one's for YOU! That’s right y’all, we’re talking the Fresno Nightcrawlers! Those lil animated parachute pants just making their way downtown…and into our hearts. Join us as we gush about these cute little guys, invent edible HRT, read a tale penned by Jem…
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Down to Clown : Bibendum Entities
This one's for all the Francophiles out there....ehhhhh, maybe not considering the questionable accents (SORRY!!! We're going to stop doing those, I promise...). But seriously, who's ready for a good time? Today, we're discussing a boy that is as soft as marshmallows, and just as sweet. In this...
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Boioioing: Spring-Heeled Jack
We're coming to you from three different locations today. Everyone is remote and it sounds like Jem is recording inside a tin can. Speaking of delicious canned MEAT, peel back the lid on this bad boy: Spring-Heeled Jack! While Jack isn't an entity you would want to meet (because he's problematic...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Sex positive, kink-friendly, and thirsty conversations about the creatures that traverse our backyards and our imaginations. We're talking cryptids, their stories, their origins, and most importantly...if they wanna smash. Warning! Very explicit. Find out more!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Joyce, Jem, and Coco
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