Love Island Tea Time

Some how it's been simultaneously the worst and best week of the season. From a serious switch up with the heart rate challenge, at least one dumped casa amor girl and quite possibly the raunchiest challenge in love island history, it's been a LOT– and that was just the start! We saw the return of the Casa Amor postcard from UK seasons past and some seriously questionable recoupling decisions. However, there were some sweet moments. We're getting into all of it and hoping the public made the right choice with there votes because there was only one way to go!!!

We're straight into the rest of the receipts and tea challenge, where the producers went for Jasmine and Simba over anyone else. Why aren't Mica and Samraj getting as much heat??? The Yasmin/Jasmine/Lorenzo/Kavan square is driving us up the wall. We get into who's justifies and who's not and the current view of the public. Gigi thinks we need a new phrase for gaslighting someone into convincing them they're doing something they're not doing. Lastly recoupling speeches/results and predictions heading into casa amor.

We're half asleep today but we still dragged ourselves out of bed to talk about Love Island UK!! First up is who Ellie and Lorenzo and whether or not they made the right choice-- Plus how nice it was to see Lorenzo's emotional side. Then we get right into the Receipts and Tea game and who's standing on business. Then the real topic of the episode and the big square in the villa between Lorenzo, Yasmin, Kavan and Jasmine. Are we all-- Kavan, Yasmin and other islanders included, speaking Jasrenzo into existence????

We're talking heart rates, so of course we're talking spit and Kavan's clear insecurities. Then we're talking who wants who back, even if they can't get them back. Simba's out of the dog house and Samraj has FINALLY made a decision. Lastly, the results for favorite boy and girl are in and the bottom six have been revealed so we're predicting who will get sent home vs who we want to go home!

We're going over all the fights from last night's episode, who's wrong, who's right and who's sides we're on regardless. Priya and Samraj are confusing the hell out of us and Tina is our new client for giving Aidan his Karma! Then of course the girl's half of the heart rate challenge and the public votes are finally open so we're predicting who will be in the bottom three!

Oh boy, what is Samraj thinking? We're not sure if we're on anyone's side in this Micah/Samraj/Priya triangle to be honest. We touch on he couples getting the ghost edit, how Kavan got talked out of locking Jasmine doown, Simba's in the "dog house" and Bebe Rhexa's comments. Then we talk never have I ever and if Tina might be EXACTLY the kind of girl Aidan needs, if she can even be bothered putting up with him. A little bit of predictions at the end as usual, but there was no tomorrow night to go off of!

ARE back scratches a bigger deal than a kiss??? We're getting into how bad the Samraj/Priya/Micah situation is becoming and then dissecting a crazy islander's vote dumping gone wrong. As the dumping took up 3/4 of the episode, there's not much else to get into!

We're talking what a long complicated but some how boring week it's been! Can they just trash this season already??? We're talking about how messy this all is but some how also we have basically FOUR OG couples still standing; make it make sense. From America coupling up the bombshells meaning basically nothing, to couples island, the first hideaway couple, gross ass challenges, down to that brutal dumping. Sorry in advance for all the explicit sexual things we'll be repeating in this episode!

We're talking about what is quite possibly the MESSIEST episode of the season so far??? Tommy is f-ing around and finding out AGAIN, and Ellie reacts by proving she's our gurl! We talk love confessions, Simba getting shut down and bombshells seating their picks which resulted in a heart breaking dumping. Then Aidan FINALLY getting rejected for a kiss, and finally where we stand on Mica, Samraj and Priya.

Today we're starting off with some out of the villa controversy from an ex islander-- George apparently didn't leave for family reasons, but used the excuse as family issues did come up at the same time. After we're jumping straight into the Simba/Mica/Angelista Drama and the less crazy results of the bombshell sleepover. After touching on the status of the couples that had been separated by the sleep over, we chat who the bombshells might end up with and then our predictions from how we've going to cut down from 20 islanders to a smaller number again.

Four new bombshells have entered the villa and stolen four other islanders from their couples. We're discussing what we think of them, their picks and compatibility and the islanders waiting on them. Of course we also talk Simba and Mica doing their own thing. Plus, our predictions for the fall out and recoupling.

We're so sick of talking about Aidan! But because we have to we get into him peddling the same old lines and continuing to be a big baby. Priya continues to keep her options open and Simba is really letting us down. Plus, the recoupling results and the new bombshells.

We're getting right into it today!! The big fallout from Tommys kiss begging and lying, Lorenzo and Yas finally share a kiss, we talk Aidan and Simba's childish behavior plus a little concern over how Kavan is acting with Jas as well as our love for JASRAJ, (although Samraj is still on probation)

It's been messy for basically everyone in the VIlla except Lola and Sean! Triangles keep popping up. So we're talking about Mica and Samraj deading it off, Aidan whining about Yasmin and Lorenzo who should JUST KISS ALREADY and Simba maybe turning his head?? Plus Priya is walking the line of boys vs friendships and Tommy is turning out to be an absolute TERROR.

It's been a long crazy week in the Love Island USA villa. We're getting into all of it, from Melanie lying to Sincere, Sincere lying to Melanie and the new bombshells getting kisses galore. Two crazy challenges and who was being respectful to Bryce thinking he had a chance with Kayda??? And of course, that dumping!

It's a lighter episode today, as things really wound down in the villa. We break down the chats, the apologies, a new connection and a heated truth or dare game at the fire pit. to wrap up, our thoughts on the surprise dumping and our predictions.

We're going audio only today as we get into what has to be the messiest fall out from a Love Island challenge EVER??? But before that, Simba humble Ope and we chat about that before going over everyone's revealed "secrets" in the challenge, how the boys managed to avoid the girls focusing on them cheating or not respecting women and focused on how the girls were the problem? Spoiler: we're mad about how it all went down.(we're working on fixing our technical issues, thanks for bearing with us!)

Despite more technical difficulties, we're back! We're talking recoupling results, the remaining love triangles and how one or two of these boys need to REST! Of course we finish up with predictions for the next episode. Thank you for listening!

There were some technical difficulties, sorry if there's not great Audio qualityEverybody's chatting so much it's more about who's not talking to who this episode! We talk through all the triangles and a earliest exclusive relationship in Love Island maybe EVER?

Two new bombshells have landed, and we discuss first impressions. Then we move on to how the boys vs the men acted on their dates with the new girls and the fall out that resulted. If only any of the boys had a speck of self awareness. Lastly, the talk the first pair to sneak off to the hideaway and some predictions for episode 8.

Chats, Chats, Chats! Everybody's getting pulled for chats. First we get into the George drama, then how Aidan ate up way too much screen time with his ridiculous "unfinished business", the boys are spoiled for choice but potentially could end up with a lot less options after their disrespectful group date with the two new bombshells. We're living for the girls' reactions!

It's been a crazy first week on love island USA, and we're discussing all of it! From the first coupling up, to the wild first bombshell entrances, paradise cove, the big deal about never having dated a blonde and a lot of aggressive making out. Then we talk about the challenges, the fights and predictions on who might be going home Sunday night at the first recoupling.

Discussing Bombshells, who they're into and if they made the right choice for their first picks. Then, the rest of the recoupling, the fallout of the Micah, Robyn & George triangle and what we think of Ellie pulling Yasmin. Plus, predictions for Sunday night's episode and which heads will turn for the two new bombshells!

Samraj and Ellie are safe for now, so let's talk the two new bombshells including Aidan's BROTHER, George's lack of accountability (and apparent quitting of the villa???), and the twist for the upcoming recoupling. We'll wrap up with our predictions for how tomorrow night's recoupling will go down!

Due to life getting in the way, this episode is a little different. Mimi wasn't able to watch, so Gigi breaks down the episode for her point by point. Everybody's going to the terrace, Lorenzo surprises Jasmine much to our dismay, Aidan fucks around and finds out, and we discuss George and Yasmin's choice!

Mimi and Gigi discuss the new bombshells, their secret mission, Aidan begging for kisses and going after two girls at once. Plus, TOE-GATE! Are we getting the end of Lorenzo and Jasmine and the beginning of Jasmine and Samraj? We'll wrap up with our predictions on who's getting sent home. Are we as confused as you are?

Love Island season 13 has officially started and boy is there a lot to talk about!!! The boys are a big ol dumpster fire waiting to happen or already happening, and the girls are in for it. This episode we talk our faves and least faves, the first coupling up and the new bombshells.

We're talking Love Island USA Season 8 casting and predictions today! Who we'd pick to couple up with first, who we think will go the distance and who might b e going home first!!!

We're talking Love Island UK Season 13 casting and predictions today! Who we'd pick to couple up with first, who we think will go the distance and who might b e going home first!!!