PODCAST · comedy
Lovingly Reviewed by AAlgar
by Ron "AAlgar" Watt
I was born in the mid-70s, so I was the target audience for Transformers and GI Joe when they premiered over a quarter of a century ago. Join me as I apply 21st century perspective and adult logic to shows that were never meant to withstand these things.
Episodes
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13 - The Music Awards part 1
This one has everything: the formation of new corporations! Actual child abuse! And a new, hotter Jem!
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12 - In Stitches
It's about time we got to the "fashion" part of the theme song lyrics.
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11 - Last Resorts
It wouldn't be the 80s without a skiing adventure. I guess.
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10 - Adventure in China
A not-at-all-tedious chase to locate two tiny pieces of jewelry in an ENTIRE GIANT COUNTRY.
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09 - The World Hunger Shindig
Jem refuses to stop giving a care.
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08 - Starbright part 3 - Rising Star
aka They Saved Bahnee's Eyes.
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07 - Starbright part 2 - Colliding Stars
Jem works tirelessly to save an orphan's eyesight.
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06 - Starbright part 1 - Falling Star
Production begins on the Jem movie.
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05 - Battle of the Bands
The thrilling conclusion!
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04 - The Frame-Up
There’s going to be a commotion soon.
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03 - Kimber's Rebellion
I suppose Kimber does technically rebel in this episode, but it's an odd thing to use for a title.
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02 - Disaster
I'm starting to think those Misfits are no good.
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01 - The Beginning
Much like Batman before her, Jem begins.
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GI Joe - The Movie
He was once a man.
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95 - Into Your Tent I Will Silently Creep
What could make a better series finale than robot rat lizard monsters?
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94 - In the Presence of Mine Enemies
aka ENEMIES MINE.
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93 - Sins of Our Fathers
You dweeb.
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92 - Not a Ghost of a Chance
Or any ghosts of any kind.
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91 - Joe's Night Out
Leatherneck and Wetsuit save the day while on a date.
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90 - Second Hand Emotions
What a mess.
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89 - Nightmare Assault
You know what they say about snake dreams.
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88 - The Most Dangerous Thing in the World
Some (all) people aren't cut out to be leaders.
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87 - GI Joe and the Golden Fleece
Release the... dead horses.
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86 - Ninja Holiday
A holiday. With ninjas.
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85 - Raise the Flagg!
The Joes visit beautiful LaCar City.
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84 - My Favorite Things
Serpentor joins Mustache Squad.
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83 - My Brother's Keeper
It's a Voltronic GALAXITER, not a Voltronic GALAXER. Obvs.
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82 - Grey Hairs and Growing Pains
The Adventures of Li'l Jaye!
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81 - The Spy Who Rooked Me
These guys got ROOKED!
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80 - Iceberg Goes South
Dr. Mindbender? More like Dr. Moreau.
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79 - Glamour Girls
"Low Life"?
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78 - The Rotten Egg
Introducing Cobra's deadliest agent yet: McCann!
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77 - Cobrathon
The Cobras throw on their Sunday best to raise some money... for evil!
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76 - The Million Dollar Medic
aka The Girl Who Loved Lifeline.
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75 - Once Upon a Joe
By popular* demand. * ONE GUY WHO WILL NOT LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT THIS EPISODE
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74 - Let's Play Soldier
So much nope.
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73 - Sink the Montana
HELLLLLP!
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72 - Computer Complications
Zartannifer falls in love.
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71 - Last Hour to Doomsday
Two Baronesses appear. Other stuff, presumably, also happens.
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70 - Arise, Serpentor, Arise! part 5
The mini-series ends not with a bang but a lot of shouting.
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69 - Arise, Serpentor, Arise! part 4
This man has the constitution of a vending machine!
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68 - Arise, Serpentor, Arise! part 3
General Hawk's brain is deader than disco.
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67 - Arise, Serpentor, Arise! part 2
Apparently this show had education consultants?! Who knew.
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66 - Arise, Serpentor, Arise! part 1
Who will save Cobra? This shirtless, monocle-wearing former dentist, obviously!
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65 - There's No Place Like Springfield part 2
The stunning conclusion of this weirdly good, somewhat serious episode!
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64 - There's No Place Like Springfield part 1
This is not Shipwreck's beautiful house! This is not Shipwreck's beautiful former mermaid wife!
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63 - Skeletons in the Closet
It starts with "Coverta Fatale" and gets sillier from there.
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62 - The Great Alaskan Land Rush
Cobra buys Russia with a cup.
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61 - Cold Slither
Quite possibly the greatest artistic achievement in the history of humankind.
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60 - The Invaders
GI Joe meets Russian GI Joe! Also: aliens!
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
I was born in the mid-70s, so I was the target audience for Transformers and GI Joe when they premiered over a quarter of a century ago. Join me as I apply 21st century perspective and adult logic to shows that were never meant to withstand these things.
HOSTED BY
Ron "AAlgar" Watt
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