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Lowering Standards with Patrick and Ryan

by Patrick Cortes and Ryan Tysinger

Patrick and Ryan are two dudes who should not be allowed near recording equipment and beer at the same time but very frequently are. A podcast about things that matter, things that don't, a false sense of superiority and proving our taste in music is better than yours.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 5 - September 27, 2010

    The block is hot. You should know, Ryan doesn't fuck around with his crises. Patrick loves being smarter than people in his class. What would happen if Bill and Ted were in a human centipede? Teenagers are fucking disgusting. Featuring music from Jinder, The Methadones, Lupe Fiasco, and Between…

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  2. Episode 4 - July 25, 2010

    It's been a little while but it's okay - Patrick and Ryan have taken the LSChop to the mountains. Ryan almost hit a dude who was laying in the road - collect call from Hey It's Ryan I'm In Jail. God hates Patrick's iPod, and clearly Edward Norton as well. Sometimes birds shit on Kings of Leon,...

  3. Episode 3 - June 28, 2010

    Patrick's about to start Awesome School (dot com) and Ryan looks like a fucking tomato. We talk about the fireworks guard, the Cave of Sodomy and Tears, and motorcycles getting in fights with bears. Special guest appearance from the batshit-crazy lady who tried sell Patrick her car. Featuring…

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  4. Episode 2 - June 21, 2010

    Apparently still around after one horrible episode, Patrick and Ryan talk about E3 some more, Greg the Bum, and drunk people jumping onto moving trucks. Oh, and our friend Scotty finally got laid, so that's big-ass news. (Vegas, baby.) Featuring music from Lions, How to Destroy Angels, McRad and...

  5. Episode 1 - June 15, 2010

    Booyah. First episode. Patrick and Ryan talk about stolen iPods, real lightsabers, sea turtles that can't direct as well as Scorcese and everything else that matters. And some stuff that doesn't. Hilarity may or may not ensue but standards are definitely lowered. Featuring music from The Kills,...

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Patrick and Ryan are two dudes who should not be allowed near recording equipment and beer at the same time but very frequently are. A podcast about things that matter, things that don't, a false sense of superiority and proving our taste in music is better than yours.

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Patrick Cortes and Ryan Tysinger

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What is Lowering Standards with Patrick and Ryan about?

Patrick and Ryan are two dudes who should not be allowed near recording equipment and beer at the same time but very frequently are. A podcast about things that matter, things that don't, a false sense of superiority and proving our taste in music is better than yours.

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Who hosts Lowering Standards with Patrick and Ryan?

Lowering Standards with Patrick and Ryan is created and hosted by Patrick Cortes and Ryan Tysinger.
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