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LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City
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Last Podcast Network presents LPN Deep Dives: Crescent CityLPN's Deep Dives makes its much-anticipated return with a brand-new series! Join Natalie Jean (Some Place Under Neith) and Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7) as they titillate your earholes with their comprehensive "deep dive" style breakdowns of the popular adult science fiction novel series by Sarah J. Maas - Crescent City.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
Episodes
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 22: Gray Faebae Day
How gray is your Faebae Day? Maybe it's a gray fox/wolf and astronomer's amount??? Natalie and Jackie gray out together as they tackle ch. 44 during this episode and it is a thicc boi chapter for sure. If the gang is headed to Avallen they gotta learn about the MURDER TWINS from Ruhn and Bryce!…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 21: Liza Lavigne
WHO LET THE BOYS OUT? woof woof woof woof Woah who let the Baha Men IN? Move over MEN, there are boys in them there chapters 42 and 43 and they are ready to BOY ALL OVER YOU. are you scared? AS SCARED AS ONE SHOULD BE OF TEENAGERS?! In ch. 42, our torture boiz and the mean scary Ocean Queen and…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 20: Caligu-Ladies
Hope you got your floaties on because we have some teenie queenies coming your way to bring you some chapters 40 and 41 ACTION! We find ourselves on The Depth Charger alongside Ruhn and Lidia where we find out that our brain bridge gf is a brain bridge MOMMY gf and now she's giving Nicole Kidman...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 19: 5DD Chess
HOLD ON TO YOUR FAE BUTTS Natalie and Jackie are dancing their mouth dance through chapters 38 and 39; you must join them for their DISCOVERIEEESS!!!!!! No matter how slow of mind Ithan is, he must be fast of charm because we learn through Ithan that Jesiba was once a human woman who was cursed…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 18: Lil hand Big Feelings
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART and you’re to blame Deerling, you give love a bad name! Lideera, who did NOT die!, ain’t having a blast as the torture boiz make their Depth Charger getaway. Oh gosh we are dealing with BIG PLOT BIG FEELINGS in chapters 36 and 37. Ithan is jumping from the snake into the...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 17: GRAPÉMON GO
Oh we are not out of the woods yet; we so not out the woods we got DEER IN HEEEERE!! On this week’s deep dive, Natalie and Jackie get into the action packed chapters 33-35. Torture boiz and Lideera are ON THE RUN and can they evade the sniffs and snarls of Mordoc and his wolf ghoulies?! Will…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 16: Macy Fae
On this week's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives, Jackie and Natalie devour chapters 30-32 of House of Flame and Shadow. In chapter 30, we are back with Bryce and bad daddy Autumn King playing twenty questions. They don't trust each other but how do we get them to share?? Maybe finding out that...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 15: Fronthole Cut
On this week's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives, Jackie and Natalie get into House of Flame and Shadow's chapters 26-29 while Bryce is tryna get OUTTA a dang Prythian tunnel!!! Cuz I hate to break it to you gurl but before peacin out in ch. 26 you gotta get this Truth Teller and Starsword into...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 14: Yasssriel
oooOoooOoooOoohhhh sometimes I wake up grumpy and sometimes I LET HER SLEEP (in her sarcaophogus, that is)!!! In the case of Ch. 24, our tunnel friends didn't have much of a choice because when you stumble upon a hottie-bo-bottie in a sarcophagus, we say sarcophoYES TO ADVENTURE! Especially when...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 13: Twisted Sister Magic
"DID SOMEBODY ASK FOR A CHIN IN THE PINK AND A NOSE IN THE STINK??" --Hilde Ugh can someone tell this hag that nobody is looking for her holes in parts? SHE HAS CREATURES TO ENSLAVE! In chapter 22, speaking of how much they LOVE enslavin', Pollux is learning how to enslave Hunt's lightning while...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 12: Talk to the Hand
TONIGHT THERE'S GONNA BE A WOLF FIGHT and it's alllllll for the love of the Viper! But that's not the ONLY thing we are dealing with in chapters 20 and 21! Our torture boiz are dealing with just about as much as they can HANDle. HA! EVERYONE LOVES A TORTURE JOKE! Back with our gang in Prythian,...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 11: Queensmaxxing
If you were dreaming that Jackie would play the 'Thong Song: Jackie's Version" on a fake harp today, then your dreams are coming true! Who knew this would be where your dreams began their journey?! Natalie and Jackie navigate the LORE THICC HORNY SLIM chapters 18 and 19 now that we are having…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 10: Double Crab Wontondo
OH WE GOT OURSELVES A TUNNEL DUMP and we are NOT talking about making on the floor of the tunnel (although where else would you do it??) We go through chs. 16 and 17 in this episode and we are JUMPIN n JIVIN from world-to-world! We are uncovering different parts of the mystery that uncover MORE...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 9: Tradwyrms and People-tinis
Dost thou eyes decieve ye?! Are we experiencing DOUBLE VISION in the tunnels?? Nope, just a couple of full grown women givin wyrm over here and you GOTTA get over to youtube.com/@lpnromantasy if you wanna see some WYRMS DOWN BY THE RIVER. And in chs. 14 and 15, they are swimmin like Free Willy…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 8: Bones for Brains
Ohhhhh I wonder who could have BARK BONES FOR BRAINS??? No way that it's Ithan!?!? No, you were right it's definitely Ithan. In ch. 13 we find ourselves right alongside Ole Woof-ful and he is spewing some nonsense at the Viper Queen bout savin his fin boy. ITHAN the Viper Queen is too hawt to…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 7: Tunnel Talk Learning Walk
Get them buns (and swords) of steel ready- it's a TUNNEL TALK LEARNING WALK!!! Much better than an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk IN MY PERSONAL OPINION but mostly because this one has NESTA'S SILVER FLAAAME ::guitar riff::. Woah-- who knew I'd be comin after the Sorkinator in this caption?? Anywayyyy,...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 6: From Wet to Dry
WE NEVER WANT THE WET TO TURN TO DRY unless it has nothing to do with a downstairs goosh and everything to do with being physically wet. In that case- PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME IN THE HELL THAT IS REMAINING PHYSICALLY WET. In ch 10, we head over to the Viper Queen's lair but she ain't the only snake…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 5: Large Format Torture
Oh this book ain't givin no normal grocery store's amount of torture. This is MEMBERSHIP CLUB AMOUNTS OF TORTURE. Big torture time. And that's not gonna let up any time soon but don't worry we aren't dwellin on all that TOO hard. In ch. 8, we have to deal with the riddles bein dropped by Apollion...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 4: Double Breasta Nesta
AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE AGAIN. Yes, Natalie and I accidentally dressed as the same character again but it's because we are gearin up for a BITCH V. BITCH TUNNEL SITCH and four warrior breasts are better than one. What? Ya see, Bryce is in Prythian and now she has a new Prythian…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 3: Silva Sobek Sisters
Ima do things MY WAY it's my way or the FAE WAYYYYY. Did Limp Bizkit just enter the episode description? Yes but don't worry he's not trapped in this tunnel with the Silva Sobek Sisters because they are here to scalily annoy you with their very over cushioned faces! Natalie and Jackie are biting...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 2: Suppin' on Sissy
UGH NATALIE REFUSES TO SUP ON MY SIZZURP. This episode covers chapters 2 and 3-- heartbreak comes in ALL forms in the world of SJM and sometimes that heartbreak is from a relative who refuses to get addicted to your body's heroin sizzurp. I JUST WANNA SEE IF SHE *CAN* GET ADDICTED TO ME is that...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 1: Nerd-alie and Regular Fat
GUESS WHO'S BACK-ACK-ACK NATJACK'S BACK-ACK-ACK (do you hear the slim shady in that?) here we come to save the DAAAAY!!! (maybe a lil mighty mouse instead?) DID YOU MISS US?!?!??! We are back-in-the-habit sister act 2-style but don't worry we won't be turnin into nuns anytime soon! House of…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 38: Big Case of Da Ferk
If you came to Crescent City to get a HEA from book 2, WE HATE TO DISAPPOINT YA! NOT A LOTTA HAPPY GOIN ON HERE SRRYYYYYYYY! We last left Bryce on a portal journey to Hel but that wormhole definitely doesn't end in Hel....... In ch 77, everything is looking as bleak as a battle can look when all…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 37: Sissy Punch-a-bration
It's a firstlight party and all the Angel bottom holes are invited!!! If by firstlight party you mean a not party trapped in the Asteri's house with some torture on the schedule!!!! In ch 75, we jump RIGHT BACK INTO THE SCENE after having a huge truf bomb dropped by Agent Daybright but there's no...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 36: Corm of Fire
GET READY FOR AN INFO DUMP ON THIS ONE but hopefully they won't be dumping the info where the Asteri take their lightfall!!!! In ch 72, we are following Team Fuck You as NOBODY follows the plans they set out with. Bryce is by herself following tubes and staring at *conquered solar system maps* to...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 35: Rebel Rebel Rabble Rousers
OoooooOoooOohhhHHhhhh errybody loves an "I LOVE YOU I MIGHT DIE TODAY" battle build up!!!! In Ch 69, Cormac and Ruhn start to have a bad-dad-sad-boy-brodown in a Jeep while Hunt gets his weapon sneak on before bumping into Celestina (but don't worry remember we are alllllll shrouded in secrecy...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 34: Boom Boom Bridge
Come on down to the viper's den THE BLOOD'S ADDICTINGGGGG!! In Ch 67, we start off with Tharion desperately needing protection (from his groin's choices) and running right into the veins of a SNAKE! Then Ruhn's groin is also getting him into battle position and maybe that's when they'd stop and...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 33: Pieces of She
Dry January but make it WET! (ugh but NOT with the River Queen's daughter, Tharion!!!) This corpse-and-bitch duo is hanging with our goons while we get everything situated for the BLOW OUT ACTION at the end of this book! In chapter 65, we got a Danika Truther comin at us dog style and Bryce can't...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 32: Herds of Curds
Bryce is giving a 'yes chef' to Apollion in this episode because when a star eating daddy tells you to WERK you WERK, BITCHHHHHHH. In ch 63, Bryce is desperately trying to hone her teleporting skills and unfortunately this time she's not practicing through teleporkin'. Ugh and if she doesn't go…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 31: Mentally Trill
In ch 61, we jump into the middle of a TRYNA NECROMANCE party and of course Ithan convinced Hypaxia to use her powers to find Connor because Ithan only has the power to annoyingly get in the way and screw things up. Does she find Connor? NAY. Does she find heaps of trouble instead? YAY. Ugh then…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 30: Lil' Botomies
OHHH TO BE FANCY AT AN AUTUMNAL EQUINOX BALLLLLLL ohhhhh and that's where we find ourselves at the top of ch. 59 and errybody in our fam is having a TIME ABOUT IT! Autumn King is pissed cuz Bryce is out here droppin truths (although she told NOBODY SHE PLANNED TO) and Hunt can't keep his…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 29: It's a BRO-thel!
It's a bro-thel and I'm not the ho-thel they want but the ONE THAT THEY NEED. We start ch 56 with a wolf boy on the mend (ugh unfortunately Hypaxia's soooo magical medicinally smart that Ithan's throat isn't gone forever 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫), we find out that Hypaxia and Tharion are BUDDIESSSSSS...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 28: Queen Doctor Witch: Medicine Woman
In chapter 54, it's time for Bryce to TALK OUT SOME OF THE DECISIONS SHE HAS MADE but first she needs to be annoyed by Daddy King telling her about her forced name change! UGH STAY OUT OF MY LIFE DADDY but maybe she just needs a bitch seshhhhhhhh and who does she call? Not the Ghostbusters…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 27: You wanna fight me, fishass?
YOU KNOW WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKIN FOR A FISHASS TO FIGHT! But a fishHEAD? Oh no, I wouldn't open THAT can of worms! In Chapter 52, we find Tharion and I'm starting to think that the River Queen just KNOWS that Tharion is not very good at being Captain of Intelligence and keeps him there because she...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 26: Buttata Dentata
OH GOSH YOU KNOW WE ARE STILL IN A LOTTA TROUBLE and somehow more trouble just KEEPS finding us??? In chapters 49-51, we travel with our mated Bryce and Hunt but they are currently not in the greatest of moods as they visit the Viper Queen in the Meat Market. Everyone in this book keeps…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 25: Teleporkin'
On today's episode, Natalie and Jackie end part 2 and head right into Part 3: The Pit and even though it's not talking about an underarm you can still believe that our gang is gonna be finding themselves in some STANK. Our scooby squad is found back with the corpse of Sophie Renast and she has…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 24: It's a squid ship, lollipop
As we discuss chapters 45 and 46, did Ithan maybe accidentally make one decision that was kinda good? YES! Will they probably still get in a lotta trouble for it? DOUBLE YES! But for now, Ithan can wag his tail like a good boy because we have added three new ring slave fire sprites and a sexy…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 23: Mayor McCheese, if you please!
As we careen through chapters 42 and 43, we have poor exhausted Cormac teleporting all his besties to the WET RUMBLE! These mechsuits are creepy deepy and how the h are they going to stop them? GET A MECHXPERT IN HERE! Pippa certainly ain't helping and she proves herself to be a REBEL AND SHE'LL...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 22: Nootchie Poochie
This episode covers chapter 42 and she is thiccccc with events and questionable choices!! Even though Bryce is FAILING on the gal pal front, she is KILLIN it with the angel kiki she is having with Celestina! HOORAY SHE FREED HUNT'S LOINS but he ain't the only thing freed in this chapter! Ithan...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 21: Whispering Eye
Oh what a barely corporeal duo we make!!! On today's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives we go through Chapters 39-41 to find LOTS OF LORE and plenty of questionable decisions!! The team finds themselves in quite a predicament with the mystics and THANATOS THE PRINCE OF THE RAVINE?? Ugh, thanks...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 20: IT'S A BUTTCAST
Join us this week as we talk out of our butts a la Ace Ventura for the entire episode. It was very difficult to get the mics down there/up there but with the wonders of science ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!! We didn't, that's a lie, we used our regular mouths. And what did those mouths GET INTO???…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 19: More Danifacts?!
During this week's episode we venture through chapters 35 and 36 and the gang finds themselves forced to reckon with more danafacts while faced with Sabitch (although Natalie and I are Sabine SQUARED today so get ready for a lil exxxtra bitch in this ep!) We've got Ithan movin into the boy's flop...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 18: Tingle Fingers
Hunt and Bryce finish up with Andrew and Dice and Clay and realize that together they make a SUPA WEAPON which is both sexy and badass? While they got dogged, Ruhn and Ithan are having quite the poker game with Celestina's Triarii-Hos (and the Hind and the Harpy did NOT laugh at their 'poker i...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 17: Andrew and Dice and Clay
Wolves and dogs and whiskey-- sounds like either a great afternoon or a reaaaaaal bad morning! Dreadwolves are skulking about the town and the BOIS are on the beat trying to get the LOWDOWN! We get some interestinggggg information about Big Scary Mordoc but I certainly hope he keeps that sniffer...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 16: Lady Haha
DO we need to re-watch Popeye (1980)? Probably not but don't worry there's no Bluto or spinach OUT ON THE BRAIN BRIIIIIDGE!!! Bryce and Hunt don't think for a MOMENT before going to visit the Under King. Nobody's thinking this might not be a great idea?? You guys think he's gonna serve you lunch...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 15: Down Where It's Wetter
OH WE ARE KICKIN OFF PART 2: THE ABYSS and y'all better buckle up because errrrrrybody is learning NEW STUFF and OLD STUFF and some are learning some INBETWEEN stuff if ya knowwhatimeaaaaaaaaan. Tharion is getting a dry punishment for a wet wet man but our boyz are having a time getting their...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 14: Creepin' n Reapin'
Just a cupla reapers gettin creepy with it (na na na na na na na) gettin creepy wit it! It's like gettin jiggy wit it but a whole lot more dead (at least I HOPE the jiggys are alive??)! We finish up the first part of HOSAB and we start at a crime scene and end up in a sewer which does sound like...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 13: CONCRETE JUNGLES WHERE ANGELS KILL YOU
OHHH WE HAVE SOME NOICE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN HERE! We follow Ruhn on a mirthrooted fugue state to further some rebellion activity (and get to meet Agent Night AND Agent Daybright YES PLEASEEEEEE!!!) But back in the real world, we are finding out MORE about our torture Bert and Ernie.......AND...
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 12: Riddler Diddler Me THIS!
AWWWWW BOYS WILL BE BOYS and even an OptiCube can build a friendship between two thicc angry meaties!! It's kinda cute that all these murder-torture-machines are living in a dorm together---oy imagine the smell YOU KNOW THEY AIN'T GUN BE CLEANIN. Too busy torturin'! But Bryce ain't too busy to…
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LPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 11: It's fine you'll like it
Although the horniness is getting torqued up THE CULMINATION IS ON A DELAY because cock blockage is here and it's in WOLF FORM. Rebeccalita the fae pool shark graces our studio today WILL SHE GET HER GROOVE BACK? Cormac and Ruhn are sinkin balls (and NOT KISSING, they are COUSINS you gutter...
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Last Podcast Network presents LPN Deep Dives: Crescent CityLPN's Deep Dives makes its much-anticipated return with a brand-new series! Join Natalie Jean (Some Place Under Neith) and Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7) as they titillate your earholes with their comprehensive "deep dive" style breakdowns of the popular adult science fiction novel series by Sarah J. Maas - Crescent City.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.
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