LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City

Get them buns (and swords) of steel ready- it's a TUNNEL TALK LEARNING WALK!!! Much better than an Aaron Sorkin walk-n-talk IN MY PERSONAL OPINION but mostly because this one has NESTA'S SILVER FLAAAME ::guitar riff::. Woah-- who knew I'd be comin after the Sorkinator in this caption?? Anywayyyy, in this episode we go through ch. 12 and it seems that we got some worm lore and cave drawings to keep us going! We also realize in this episode that Chris Pratt is obviously an IRL Asteri and Nat-n-Jack would go to the GRAVE defending that position. Ugh, Nesta's tatt questions for Bryce get sad fast but HEY, THAT'S JUS' TUNNEL LIFE!   Please read up until Chapter 14 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WE NEVER WANT THE WET TO TURN TO DRY unless it has nothing to do with a downstairs goosh and everything to do with being physically wet. In that case- PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME IN THE HELL THAT IS REMAINING PHYSICALLY WET.  In ch 10, we head over to the Viper Queen's lair but she ain't the only snake up in this piece. Does someone hear the SLITHERY SHREW alarm being sounded?! Or does the rest of the scooby gang find out that this big scary mean is actually a HERO DRAPED IN SNAKERY?! The Hind aka Agent Daybright shows up and she needs our help! It's the only way our torture boiz are going to survive! In ch 11, we climb back down into the tunnels to join Nesta and Bryce to look at some ~~interesting~~ wall carvings (man, humans have been enslaved by the Fae for likeeeeee a while!) Bryce's star power tells em they gotta get all wet but nobody told us how dry we will be by the end of this chapter when we make it back to our Tea Time for Torture. Awwww the boys have each other.....but do they have any HOPE to help them survive?   Please read up until Chapter 13 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.   Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.     Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

 Oh this book ain't givin no normal grocery store's amount of torture. This is MEMBERSHIP CLUB AMOUNTS OF TORTURE. Big torture time. And that's not gonna let up any time soon but don't worry we aren't dwellin on all that TOO hard. In ch. 8, we have to deal with the riddles bein dropped by Apollion and Aidas to Hunt via torture-tired-dream but these two Princes of Hel are not droppin the truth bombs very easily. THEN WHY DID THEY COME TO THE TORTURE BRAIN PARTY?! Ugh, then we move over to all of our book friends trying desperately to figure out how to get Tharion outta his suck bond with the hot scary Viper Queen (you shoulda THOUGHT ABOUT THAT THARION.) In chapter 9, we rip back through the dimensions to join up with our Tunnel Galz and there are some dusty booby traps down there but I bet we can brush the dust right offa those boobies and they'll be good as new! WILL SOMEONE TELL ANY OF THEM WHERE BRYCE IS? Kinda hard to do if the entire planet don't know where she is........   Please read up until Chapter 12 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.   Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE AGAIN. Yes, Natalie and I accidentally dressed as the same character again but it's because we are gearin up for a BITCH V. BITCH TUNNEL SITCH and four warrior breasts are better than one. What? Ya see, Bryce is in Prythian and now she has a new Prythian Protector down in the tunnel whether she wants it or not. Nesta Number 1 and Number 2 navigate chapters 6 and 7 and there's almost too much woman to fit inside of this lizard tunnel. The Hind is still tryna squeeze every last bubble drop out of our Sprite Queen but we do get to meet the Grand Hag of the Imperial Coven and she is NOT as cool as she sounds! Ughhghghghghgh, how do we feel about the Hind/Lydia??? I WANT TO LOVE HER I LOVE HER DECEPTION BUT WILL SHE BREAK US FOREVER? Also back in Tunnel Time, people get ready there's a worm a-comin. you don't need no baggage you just get on board (or get outta the way!)   Please read up until Chapter 10 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.   Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ima do things MY WAY it's my way or the FAE WAYYYYY. Did Limp Bizkit just enter the episode description? Yes but don't worry he's not trapped in this tunnel with the Silva Sobek Sisters because they are here to scalily annoy you with their very over cushioned faces! Natalie and Jackie are biting right into chapters 4 and 5 in this ep and boy does SJM not start us off easy! It's a torture party of three for our boys in the torture dome and one would rather LIVE THE TORTURE REALITY than be faced with a recent ex! On orders from Rigelus, the Hind is trying to use and abuse the Sprite Queen as a torture device and THIS KWEEN AIN'T HAVIN NONE OF THAT. The POV is jukin' from one place to another- there's a lotta plot in this thar hills. Please read up until Chapter 8 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

UGH NATALIE REFUSES TO SUP ON MY SIZZURP. This episode covers chapters 2 and 3-- heartbreak comes in ALL forms in the world of SJM and sometimes that heartbreak is from a relative who refuses to get addicted to your body's heroin sizzurp. I JUST WANNA SEE IF SHE *CAN* GET ADDICTED TO ME is that such a crazy thing to ask? What's a crazier thing to ask is for your fighting slave dragon to GIVE EM A SEXY MOIDA SHOW but the Viper Queen does not mind asking those questions!!! Starting off this book with PLENTY of dissent-- Tharion's upset by his new addiction mommy, Bryce has no idea where she has ended up and doesn't know if these hawtttt Fae are fae friends or fae foes (fums?), our frat boys are at the Meat Market trying to figure out WHAT THE HEL HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY, alphas be alpha-in and the wolves be howlinnnnnnnn. Bryce is all full uppa smol bean and now her POWERS SHOOTIN OUT DA HORN oh gosh how the H-E-Single-L will Bryce ever make it back to Midgard?!?!?! Guess we gotta keep readinnnnnnnnn!  Please read up until Chapter 6 for next week!   These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas.   Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GUESS WHO'S BACK-ACK-ACK NATJACK'S BACK-ACK-ACK (do you hear the slim shady in that?) here we come to save the DAAAAY!!! (maybe a lil mighty mouse instead?) DID YOU MISS US?!?!??! We are back-in-the-habit sister act 2-style but don't worry we won't be turnin into nuns anytime soon! House of Flames and Shadow is here and it AIN'T easin us back in. We jump RIGHT BACK INTO where we ended House of Sky and Breath and Bryce is in......Prythian??!?!?!?! WITH OUR BAT BOYS?!?!?! and we are inside the mind of a double agent at a torture party for boyz ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE BROKEN BY THIS BOOK? Fold in everybody, A LOT goes down in this book and we are alllllllll in for a wild ride. HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, NATJACK'S TAKEN YA ON A REAR-END JOURNEY. Also follow Yaz the Bookish on socials if you are interested in graphs/charts/breakdowns of the histories and factoids of the SJM world that we brought up in the ep! Please read up until Chapter 4 for the next episode! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

If you came to Crescent City to get a HEA from book 2, WE HATE TO DISAPPOINT YA! NOT A LOTTA HAPPY GOIN ON HERE SRRYYYYYYYY! We last left Bryce on a portal journey to Hel but that wormhole definitely doesn't end in Hel....... In ch 77, everything is looking as bleak as a battle can look when all of Team Fuck You gets Rigelus'd harrrrrrddddddd. Hunt is in Gorsian shackles and goes through the horrific process of gettin' slaved up again and they reeeeally want portal Bryce to hear it (ugh SJM thanks for making the idea of slavery ALMOST SCARIER THAN IN OUR REALITY HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?) In chapter 78, we land portally with Bryce on......GRASS? next to a cuhrazy hot winged Shadow Daddy speaking a language she doesn't know? With a dagger that's singing the sibling song of the Starsword?? EX-SQUEEZE ME?!?!??! This book ends on quiiiiiite a big case of DA FERK?!?!?!? and we can't wait to keep on chugging into Crescent City book 3, House of Flame and Shadow, soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's a firstlight party and all the Angel bottom holes are invited!!! If by firstlight party you mean a not party trapped in the Asteri's house with some torture on the schedule!!!! In ch 75, we jump RIGHT BACK INTO THE SCENE after having a huge truf bomb dropped by Agent Daybright but there's no time to talk it out. There's MURDER and WORLD SAVING to be done! Ya hear THAT, Harpy?! Oh you might have a difficult time hearing after this chapter! Ruhn is wiggin out but the HIND'S GOTTA HIND. In ch 76, we find ourselves in the CHOPPED-OFF-ANGEL-WING/FIRSTLIGHT-BUTT-HOSE room and Rigelus is sliiiiiiving for his villain monologue--ughhhhhh he's reallllllly layin it all out because he knows they all finna fail. OR WILL THEY? Who's a double agent?! Who's a DOUBLE double agent? AHHHHHHHHH SO MUCH IS HAPPENING!Please read up until the end of the book for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GET READY FOR AN INFO DUMP ON THIS ONE but hopefully they won't be dumping the info where the Asteri take their lightfall!!!! In ch 72, we are following Team Fuck You as NOBODY follows the plans they set out with. Bryce is by herself following tubes and staring at *conquered solar system maps* to find out Dusk's Truth, Ruhn is running off to follow his downstairs nose to find Agent Day and Tharmian are making crazy explosive battle moves. In ch 73, ugnnnghhhhhh Rigelus has been watching us the whole TIME?!?!? How did they know Team Fuck You's plan-that-no-one-stuck-to?! In ch 74, everything is getting torqued to an extreme and we keep finding out more crazy info with each. passing. second. WILL TEAM FUCK YOU MAKE IT TO THE END OF THE BOOK?? Only time will tell!Please read up until Chapter 77 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OoooooOoooOohhhHHhhhh errybody loves an "I LOVE YOU I MIGHT DIE TODAY" battle build up!!!! In Ch 69, Cormac and Ruhn start to have a bad-dad-sad-boy-brodown in a Jeep while Hunt gets his weapon sneak on before bumping into Celestina (but don't worry remember we are alllllll shrouded in secrecy protection!!) In Ch 70, Tharion and Cormac are in full on battle mode and Team Fuck You is getting to their battle start positions. Bryce and Ruhn have very cute siblings-bout-to-die moment before Cormac drops big YOU GOTTA BE QUEEN hype on a pre-battle Bryce. In Ch 71, as we move closer to the scary action we find Bryce all alone in an Asteri room in the Crystal Palace and Y'ALLLLLL DO WE GOT LIGHT PIPES!!!!!!!Please read up until Chapter 75 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Come on down to the viper's den THE BLOOD'S ADDICTINGGGGG!! In Ch 67, we start off with Tharion desperately needing protection (from his groin's choices) and running right into the veins of a SNAKE! Then Ruhn's groin is also getting him into battle position and maybe that's when they'd stop and think "is this all because I want my willie to get wonka'd" and the answer is yes AND.... it's to like, save everybody. In Ch 68, with their groin powers combined Team Fuck You can hopefully get into the Asteri's palace and start the Battle of Hullaballoo before Pippa Stetsos makes her appearance. Everything is ramping up towards what seems like a BIG EXPLOSIVE END?!?!?!??!Please read up until Chapter 72 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Dry January but make it WET! (ugh but NOT with the River Queen's daughter, Tharion!!!) This corpse-and-bitch duo is hanging with our goons while we get everything situated for the BLOW OUT ACTION at the end of this book! In chapter 65, we got a Danika Truther comin at us dog style and Bryce can't believe her bestie had EVEN MORE SECRETS? Get used to it, gurlllllll!!!! But also Baxian is a corpse truther as well??? GIVE US THE NUMBERS, DOG!!!! In chapter 66, Bryce meets with Fury to get intel and her #life situated while Tharion sticks his FIN WHERE IT SHOULDN'T BE and good lord did we need even MORE entities after us???Please read up until Chapter 69 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bryce is giving a 'yes chef' to Apollion in this episode because when a star eating daddy tells you to WERK you WERK, BITCHHHHHHH. In ch 63, Bryce is desperately trying to hone her teleporting skills and unfortunately this time she's not practicing through teleporkin'. Ugh and if she doesn't go to Urd's Temple the Under King is gonna shred the already dead Pack of Devils ughhhhhhh she has ENOUGH ON HER PLATE! She finally shares the TEENIEST bit of info with a kept-in-the-shadows Cormac and spilled that Emile is both POWERLESS and still alive. In ch 64, we follow Tharion to the Meat Market and accidentally find our dragon! Well..... is she "our" dragon? NO. When we go with Bryce and Hunt over to Urd's Temple WE ALL KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A TRAP but likeeeeee- a fun sexy trap? or like a scary murder trap? spoiler alert it's the latter.Please read up until Chapter 67 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In ch 61, we jump into the middle of a TRYNA NECROMANCE party and of course Ithan convinced Hypaxia to use her powers to find Connor because Ithan only has the power to annoyingly get in the way and screw things up. Does she find Connor? NAY. Does she find heaps of trouble instead? YAY. Ugh then we go over to the brainbridge with our spy loves but Daybright knows Night is Ruhn..... BUT WHO IS DAYBRIGHT (ahhh-ahh-ahhhh) and is she fighter of the night man (ahhh-ahh-ahhhhhh)? In ch 62, Bryce gets a visit from Apollion (the Prince of the Pit) and he comes in SWANGIN and is spillin some teaaaaa. WE ARE LEFT ON A CLIFFHANGER but maybe the cliffhanger isn't scary because the hunting hound attacking us is...... kinda Italian? FETTUCINI TO YOU AND YOURS!Please read up until Chapter 65 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OHHH TO BE FANCY AT AN AUTUMNAL EQUINOX BALLLLLLL ohhhhh and that's where we find ourselves at the top of ch. 59 and errybody in our fam is having a TIME ABOUT IT! Autumn King is pissed cuz Bryce is out here droppin truths (although she told NOBODY SHE PLANNED TO) and Hunt can't keep his lightning off her big bangin body. In ch 60, Ruhn is hanging with his betrothèd Hypaxia until she feels compelled to introduce herself to her bitch sister The Harpy. UGH AND THE HARPY'S NOT NICE ABOUT IT. While this uncomfortable exchange is going on, Ruhn goes to find Day but does NOT find what he's expecting. Hunt and Bryce find an even less expected hookup goin on in the closet they were tryin to smash in. GOSS IS GOIN DOWN AT THE BALL, Y'ALL.Please read up until Chapter 63 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's a bro-thel and I'm not the ho-thel they want but the ONE THAT THEY NEED. We start ch 56 with a wolf boy on the mend (ugh unfortunately Hypaxia's soooo magical medicinally smart that Ithan's throat isn't gone forever 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫), we find out that Hypaxia and Tharion are BUDDIESSSSSS and that Tharion would love to add his fins to the boy's Party Haüs. CUTTTEEEE I hope they play a lotta "sword" games in their downtime. We call penis shennaneries that, right? In chapter 57, we are with Ruhn takin a trip to the bridge and are we gonna meet our DAYBRIGHT AT THE PARTY TONIGHT?!?!?!? We are at a very anxiety-inducing autumnal equinox ball and for some reason I can't stop thinking about Hunt bursting through his suit jacket? Let's hope they vortex the clothes right off of em!!!!!Please read up until Chapter 61 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

In chapter 54, it's time for Bryce to TALK OUT SOME OF THE DECISIONS SHE HAS MADE but first she needs to be annoyed by Daddy King telling her about her forced name change! UGH STAY OUT OF MY LIFE DADDY but maybe she just needs a bitch seshhhhhhhh and who does she call? Not the Ghostbusters (because I think they'd probably disrupt Hypaxia and all her necromancy and ghost tutors and stuff?) but maybe Bryce needs a not-like-the-other-girls kiki with her Queen Doctor Witch someday sissy-in-law Hypaxia. In chapter 55 (ugh the opposite of ACOMAF ch 55) Ithan is tasked with the IMPORTANT DUTY OF TAKING CARE OF HYPAXIA DURING THIS MEETING and he can't even do THAT right. It's not his fault, Thing 1 and Thing 2 Death Stalker are here to slay and we are NOT talking about their hot 'fits.Please read up until Chapter 59 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

YOU KNOW WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKIN FOR A FISHASS TO FIGHT! But a fishHEAD? Oh no, I wouldn't open THAT can of worms! In Chapter 52, we find Tharion and I'm starting to think that the River Queen just KNOWS that Tharion is not very good at being Captain of Intelligence and keeps him there because she knows he's gonna EFF IT ALL UP? When we get back to Ruhn's place we see that HYPAXIA HAS ENTERED THE CHAAAAT! OOF BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT you a witch bitch AND you're so spooky spesh that no one accepts you AND you want Ruhn to go with you on a DATENOTDATE? okurrrrrrr!!! (and NO Ithan, Hypaxia is TOO BUSY to help you understand that your BROTHER. IS. DEAD.) Thank THE LAWD Hunt and Bryce make up in Ch 53 but as their juice GROWS, Day and Night's juices get suuuuuucked outta the brain bridge (and NOT in a good way!)Please read up until Chapter 56 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.    Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OH GOSH YOU KNOW WE ARE STILL IN A LOTTA TROUBLE and somehow more trouble just KEEPS finding us??? In chapters 49-51, we travel with our mated Bryce and Hunt but they are currently not in the greatest of moods as they visit the Viper Queen in the Meat Market. Everyone in this book keeps manifesting more chaos and that INCLUDES the child slave/boring human child Emile. Bryce keeps making CHOICES out on these streets and it'd be real tight if she could start sharing those choices with other people? We also get to learn about BLOOD EAGLES today and if you think that sounds like a hair metal band you would be very mistaken.*DGWE featuring Ross Bryant and Ed Larson, reading from Chapter 27*Please read up until Chapter 54 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.    Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

On today's episode, Natalie and Jackie end part 2 and head right into Part 3: The Pit and even though it's not talking about an underarm you can still believe that our gang is gonna be finding themselves in some STANK. Our scooby squad is found back with the corpse of Sophie Renast and she has some questionable etchings in her chest?? NOT HELPING CORMAC'S GRIEF. Ugh and boring Cormac won't even let Tharion drag her corpse down to his River Queen to do god knows what with it-- ANNOYINGGGGGGG. We also tumble down with Day and Night on the brainbridge to find LOVE IN A BRIDGE-Y PLACE but can we truuuuust? WE HAVE SO MANY TRUST ISSUES. Do we trust Baxian? WHY HASN'T THE HIND ATTACKED US YET? Never relax! Never hope! KEEP DREAMIN CUZ REALITY IS BLEAK OVER HERE.  Please read up until Chapter 52 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

 As we discuss chapters 45 and 46, did Ithan maybe accidentally make one decision that was kinda good? YES! Will they probably still get in a lotta trouble for it? DOUBLE YES! But for now, Ithan can wag his tail like a good boy because we have added three new ring slave fire sprites and a sexy nude mean dragon lady to the party house! Cut back to our Squid Ship Savior, we also meet a cavernous biodome fulla tropical trees and by meet I mean we talk to one and by talk to one I mean Natalie dressed AS the biodome today and she did NOT care for my Stephen Baldwin jokes. BUT WHEN THE SQUID SHIP'S A-SQUISHIN DON'T COME A-WISHIN (?),Hunt and Bryce get so thrusty nasty that they......teleport? Ugnnnggghhhhhhhhhhhh, we can't lose our minds about how awesome that is WE'VE GOT LIVES TO SAVE.Please read up until Chapter 49 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.    Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

As we careen through chapters 42 and 43, we have poor exhausted Cormac teleporting all his besties to the WET RUMBLE! These mechsuits are creepy deepy and how the h are they going to stop them? GET A MECHXPERT IN HERE! Pippa certainly ain't helping and she proves herself to be a REBEL AND SHE'LL NEVER EVER BE ANY GOOD! She's a rebel cuz she never ever does what she should! Hunt has gone electrofyingly feral and we are HERE. FOR. IT. Maybe that SCARY STINK on he and Bryce is the stink of matehood? That matehood is drivin Hunt CUCKO BANANAS! Ugh everything is going wrong and our gang did NOT plan well but don't worry there might be a metallic squid angel coming from the deep for us, yet!!!!!Please read up until Chapter 47 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

This episode covers chapter 42 and she is thiccccc with events and questionable choices!! Even though Bryce is FAILING on the gal pal front, she is KILLIN it with the angel kiki she is having with Celestina! HOORAY SHE FREED HUNT'S LOINS but he ain't the only thing freed in this chapter! Ithan meets the poor freed mystic and gets some idears for them big astronomer SPRITE PRISON rings. Tharion is gettin his bubble busted by the River Queen as per usual while Ruhn is lookin to get HIS bubble busted out on the brain bridge but in a VERY different way. We have picked a peck of pippa peppers, but where's the mech(suits) of pippa peppers Natalie and Jackie picked??Please read up until Chapter 45 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.    Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Oh what a barely corporeal duo we make!!! On today's episode of LPN Romantasy Deep Dives we go through Chapters 39-41 to find LOTS OF LORE and plenty of questionable decisions!! The team finds themselves in quite a predicament with the mystics and THANATOS THE PRINCE OF THE RAVINE?? Ugh, thanks Ithan 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 and then MORDOC shows up and even though that sounds like a wolf fun times party IT'S JUST FOR SNIFFS. Hunt's got blue balls in his state of No-Bryce-Hardness but don't worry Baxian is there to play video games with!! IT'S ACTUALLY SUPS CUTE but can we trust Baxian??? THE HELHOUND?? While the Hunt's away, you'd think the Bryce would play but you'd be wrong SHE'S GOTTA SEE A WOLF ABOUT A HORSE.... well, she's gotta see a wolf about a wolf but technically that wolf thinks Bryce's ALSO a wolf? There's a lot going on!!!Please read up until Chapter 43 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Join us this week as we talk out of our butts a la Ace Ventura for the entire episode. It was very difficult to get the mics down there/up there but with the wonders of science ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!! We didn't, that's a lie, we used our regular mouths. And what did those mouths GET INTO??? Dance class!!!!! Fouettes out the yin yang! But remember, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, BRYCE QUINLAN. We also watched Hunt have an awkward convo with his boss (who's giving a little 'Miss Piggy-just-got-railed'?) because she just got angel schtupped but she ain't happy with our boy!!! Then we go with Bryce and Tharion to join Ithan who HAS to bother the goo mystics to find out where his brother is. Sorry wolf boy-- guess he needs to hear "HE'S DEAD" from a family of goo mystics! This episode goes over Chapters 37 and 38 and we have quite the guffaws doin it!Please read up until Chapter 42 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.    Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

During this week's episode we venture through chapters 35 and 36 and the gang finds themselves forced to reckon with more danafacts while faced with Sabitch (although Natalie and I are Sabine SQUARED today so get ready for a lil exxxtra bitch in this ep!) We've got Ithan movin into the boy's flop palace and he's awoo-ing to no one about his FORLORN LOVE. Ruhn and Daybright are slippin-n-slidin couch style on the mindbridge and Ithan's taking his frowntown on a SeaQuest! A LOT HAPPENED ALL IN ONE DAY!Please read up until Chapter 39 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hunt and Bryce finish up with Andrew and Dice and Clay and realize that together they make a SUPA WEAPON which is both sexy and badass? While they got dogged, Ruhn and Ithan are having quite the poker game with Celestina's Triarii-Hos (and the Hind and the Harpy did NOT laugh at their 'poker i barely know her' jokes.) Maybe they were too busy to laugh? Harpy was definitely looking for the pants meat of Lunathion and the Hind is living the secret life of a Peeping Tina-- who's got extra time for perfect jokes???Please read up until Chapter 37 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Wolves and dogs and whiskey-- sounds like either a great afternoon or a reaaaaaal bad morning! Dreadwolves are skulking about the town and the BOIS are on the beat trying to get the LOWDOWN! We get some interestinggggg information about Big Scary Mordoc but I certainly hope he keeps that sniffer far away from our bois!!! We are also back with Lil Undies and Hunt and Bryce and ughhhhh he is introducing us to his dog friends and these might be the only dog friends I DON'T wanna cuddle with.Please read up until Chapter 35 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

DO we need to re-watch Popeye (1980)? Probably not but don't worry there's no Bluto or spinach OUT ON THE BRAIN BRIIIIIDGE!!! Bryce and Hunt don't think for a MOMENT before going to visit the Under King. Nobody's thinking this might not be a great idea?? You guys think he's gonna serve you lunch and have a kiki with you?? Do you think he's gonna show you his BONE GATE tattoo right above his skele-peeny? Honestly if he did, it would make it all worth it.Featuring Dudes Grappling with Erotica starring Jared Logan and Holden McNeely reading from Chapter 21. IT'S GITTIN SWEATY IN HURRRRRRRRRRRRRPlease read up until Chapter 32 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OH WE ARE KICKIN OFF PART 2: THE ABYSS and y'all better buckle up because errrrrrybody is learning NEW STUFF and OLD STUFF and some are learning some INBETWEEN stuff if ya knowwhatimeaaaaaaaaan. Tharion is getting a dry punishment for a wet wet man but our boyz are having a time getting their sunball on while trying to find out WHERE ARE THESE DANG SEWER REAPERS COMIN FROM??? Listen as Hunt gets told to dress for the gym and then is dragged through the Meat Market but BABE I THOUGHT WE WERE LIFTIN?!?!?!Please read up until Chapter 31 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Just a cupla reapers gettin creepy with it (na na na na na na na) gettin creepy wit it! It's like gettin jiggy wit it but a whole lot more dead (at least I HOPE the jiggys are alive??)! We finish up the first part of HOSAB and we start at a crime scene and end up in a sewer which does sound like fun but it's for frown reasons  The crime mer need Ithan's nose! Bryce and Ruhn have a beautiful sibling moment! BUT SOMETHING REAP-ID THIS WAY COMES and they have a message they GOTTA SHARE and yuhhhh they are bein reallllll annoying about it!Please read up until Chapter 28 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

OHHH WE HAVE SOME NOICE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IN HERE! We follow Ruhn on a mirthrooted fugue state to further some rebellion activity (and get to meet Agent Night AND Agent Daybright YES PLEASEEEEEE!!!) But back in the real world, we are finding out MORE about our torture Bert and Ernie.......AND more about our new Archangel boss. HOW DO WE TRUST WHEN WE ARE BROKEN LIKE A PROMISE?! only one way to find out! YOU KNOW HOW SJM RIDES THAT MORALLY GREY LIGHTNINNNNNN!!! (And we are here to ride it like a GINUWINE PONY!!!)Please read up until Part 2: The Abyss for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

AWWWWW BOYS WILL BE BOYS and even an OptiCube can build a friendship between two thicc angry meaties!! It's kinda cute that all these murder-torture-machines are living in a dorm together---oy imagine the smell YOU KNOW THEY AIN'T GUN BE CLEANIN. Too busy torturin'! But Bryce ain't too busy to get to know Hunt a little bit more......hell yeah i think we awwwwlllllllll lookin for a back slurp alley!!! but what do ya do when ya find a Prince of the Pit awaiting you in your post-nut dreams?? BRO, DON'T MAKE HUNT TALK ABOUT A FUTURE WAR HE *JUST* ORGASMED.Please read up until Chapter 23 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Although the horniness is getting torqued up THE CULMINATION IS ON A DELAY because cock blockage is here and it's in WOLF FORM. Rebeccalita the fae pool shark graces our studio today WILL SHE GET HER GROOVE BACK? Cormac and Ruhn are sinkin balls (and NOT KISSING, they are COUSINS you gutter dwellers!!) and connectingggg because when ya FAE ya FAMILY! Featuring Dudes Grappling With Erotica starring Mike Lawrence and Jake YoungPlease read up until Chapter 22 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

IT'S AN ACTION PACKED LORE DUMP so get your fae ears perked and keep your portals OPEN AND PRIMED! Aidas shows up catting around the apartment spewing his mewling riddles (ugh why can't he just STRAIGHT UP SAY IT? Princes of the Chasm are annoying AF!!) Then we are visited by our big thicc Scotshound Cormac and are we slippin for him? DO WE TRUST HIM? ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!!!!!!!!!Please read up until Chapter 20 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

It's TIME TO TAKE YUH PANTS OFF but keep your battys in the belfry because this is no sexy time de-pantsing unfortunately!! Who's got the time to no pants dance when we have a BLOODHOUND to discuss??? Oh lord, I hope the whole gang doesn't show up!!!! (because of the bloodhound gang? Hunt wants to do it like they do on the discovery channel!)Please read up until Chapter 17 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Ohhhhh what we would DO with a Mommy Warbucks!!! But for now the Furys Axtar sit with their unnecessary straps and longing to seduce via tongue and ice cream. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if your brother could pester you via mind connection? Well, Bryce is dealing with it a LOT better than we would!!!! What's a woman to do when she's trapped at a PENIS PIZZA PARTY?Please read up until Chapter 15 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

WHAT DO A SEXY TECHNOLOGY HEAD AND A SEXY MER HAVE IN COMMON?? Perfect. Costumes. (and a need for WET. STEED.) (maybe?) Tharion is on the hunt for some answers but will the answer be AGHHHHHH MY LEGGGGSSSS AREN''T LEEEEGGGSSSSSS? No he's got LIVES TO SAVE! And don't forget-- you better empty the drain before you use your brain!Please read up until Chapter 13 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.   Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We have a new boss mommy in town! Is she a bad boss mommy or a good boss mommy? Oh do we love to live in the sludge of the morally grey! We meet two new angel boyz Helhound and the Hammer but SURPRISE we are NOT dreaming about their wingspan...... Speaking of throbbing angels, we ARE dreaming about Hunt's wingspan but THAT BOY CAN'T STAY OUT OF TROUBLE! What are we going to do with him?? KISS HIM FOREVER??Please read up until Chapter 12 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What do we do?? ALL WE WANT IS TO CUDDLE KISS ON OUR UMBRA MORTIS and all we get is a sad boi wolf ex-friend bleeding on our floor! We SUPPORT RUHN’S DADDY FIGHT before getting JUICY DEETS on some betrotheds. Is Jesiba…..feeling something for Bryce? New vanir mother figure with a mysterious past and an even more enigmatic present? DON’T MIND IF I DO! Please read up until Chapter 11 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What is this- a surprise party?!?!? Ugh big hot steed Cormac shows up and he has got some news to share with the party that might make Hunt sizzle out of his lightening pants. Speaking of sizzling out of his lightening pants, Bryce and Hunt come home to ANOTHER big thicc surprise. But we do leave you with an important question: HOW DOES ONE HAVE SEX WITH A MER?Please read up until Chapter 9 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

GET YER HOOVES UP These fae baes are goin to a PARTY and we are ALL INVITED! Everybody's fulla spirits and lookin to KISS but some people have made stupid boundaries about how far their kissing goes (cough Brunt cough)!!! We'[ve got your mirthroot..... we've got your first light accessories.... and you KNOW we got a surprise portal! BUT IS IT TO HEL? STAY TUNEDPlease read up until Chapter 6 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

We are back with our besties and it's months later after the end of the last book but has ANYBODY DEALT WITH THEIR FEELINGS? Hell no! Let's go to the ballet instead and flirt with a winged thicc boi in front of our parents? OKURRRRRRRR!Please read up until Chapter 4 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE TIME HAS COME, the walrus said, TO TALK OF MANY THINGS! But not about shoes or ships or sealing wax but actually the prologue of the second Crescent City book House of Sky and Breath. Jackie and Natalie are jumping in as two bad ass bitches so get geared up WE'VE GOT LIVES TO SAVE.Please read up until Chapter 2 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

TIS THE END OF CRESCENT CITY BOOK ONE!!! Let's navigate allllllll the loose ends that SJM ties up as we careen towards our ending. Will all the loose ends be constricted? Prepare your brains for some TIGHT TIGHT ENDS.These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes.  Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bryce is pulling a Forrest Gump in more ways than we expected!! In this penultimate episode of the first Crescent City book, we are allllll hurtling towards the "trying not to die" finish line and let's hope WE ALL WIN THIS RACE!Please read through the end of the book for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

As we careen toward the end of this book, we find Bryce and the rest of the gang running from the Asteri. So much is happening at once, powers are IGNITED and HOW DO WE GET RID OF ALL THESE DARN DEMONS?Please read up until Chapter 94 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

THE DEMONS ARE ON THE LOOSE!!! We watch in HORROR as Bryce and the rest of Midgard battles against the many portals opened by Micah. Some people surprise us with their actions SOME PEOPLE DON'T but who's got the time to deal with it- WE HAVE A WORLD TO SAVE!Please read up until Chapter 91 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Bryce is found in quite a bit of a pickle this week and unfortunately it IS a big dill! We are ALLLLLL watching as Micah corners Bryce and Syrinx and Lehaba inside Griffin Antiquities BUT HOW CAN THEY BATTLE AN ARCHANGEL??? You're gonna have to tune in to find out...... (or like, you've already read ittttt BUT COME EXPERIENCE IT WITH US)Please read up until Chapter 87 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.