Lunch Meat

Gather 'round the campfire, partners, because The Meat Boys are back in the saddle to chew the fat on everything from time loops to tummy troubles in this wild ride of an episode.Brad reckons he's been living the same Tuesday for a thousand centuries, waking up to the same polka dot pants and insults just like in Groundhog Day. The Boys reminisce about the good ol' days of 1941 when a fella could act like a wild monkey in the street, and they debate the Midas touch, with Brad deciding he'd rather turn everything into love, transforming simple beanbags into "love sacks". Things get deep when they theorize that Mr. Krabs and the Bikini Bottom crew represent the Seven Deadly Sins, but the trail gets messy when Brad unleashes his "Hot Shit 5-Minute Diarrhea Take," spinning a yarn about running red lights with a convulsing stomach and accidentally soiling his britches on a walk to fetch a Coke Zero. They wrap up the rodeo by reading mail from folks in Botswana and Portland, debating whether pretzel M&Ms are worth the hunt or if a Reese's is still king of the candy corral.Scribble down your ponderin's and toss 'em in the mailbag for The Meat Boys:[email protected]

Shove over a tad and make room for a feller whose travelin' boots are nearly worn down to the sole cuz it's time for another Lunch Meat!

Well now, hold your horses and cease all your immediate proceedings! It's time for another sidewindin' adventure with the darndin' Lunch Meat Boys!

Hitch your horses and gather 'round the campfire, folks, 'cause The Meat Boys are back in the saddle for a festive holiday hootenanny that’s wilder than a rattlesnake in a stocking! This week, Chris and Brad are wettin’ their whistles with some questionable energy tonics while debatin’ the merits of every holiday on the calendar, from the lonesome blues of Valentine’s Day to the confusing timing of Thanksgiving dinner. Things get heated quicker than a branding iron when the boys lock horns over the definition of soup versus cereal and the drinking of bone broth, leading to a "Hot Shit" sermon from Brad regarding the philosophy of the morning constitutional. The duo spins a dark and twisted yarn about Santa Claus that ain't for the faint of heart, before trying to harmonize on a Christmas wish that goes completely off the rails. To cap off the night, they open up the mailbag to help a listener deal with a neighbor who’s got a mighty peculiar way of delivering his "package" through the mail slot. So pour yourself some eggnog, sit back, and listen to these two rustlers ramble until the cows come home.Write in your questions to [email protected]

Giddy up tenderfoot! We're fixin' to have a new slice uh Lunch Meat!

Well here we go again. Brad wont shut the hell up about Indiana jones. I think he want to marry him. plus more of that good old fashioned Lunch Meat that's good enough to write home about. Lunch Meat!

Yee-haw! Quit your bellyachin' and sit down by the fire for a good ole' Hog-killin'-time - that's right - Lunch Meat!

Well look what we got here Herschel, a little bid uh that fancy big city Lunch Meat. This week, Brad and Chris are wettin' their whistles with some peculiar energy elixirs that smell a mite suspicious and taste like trouble. Tensions rise early when Chris offers up a gift that don’t quite fit the bill, leading to a scuffle over fancy mic covers masquerading as hats. The conversation turns to Chris’s ornery hound dog, Brando, who’s been nipping at heels and causing the fellas to ponder some drastic measures involving the big ranch in the sky. Between sips, they spin yarns about the perils of delivering packages in the wild for Amazon, debate the strange romantic appeal of a certain mouse named Stuart Little, and reckon why so many Disney villains meet their end fallin' from great heights. They also take a moment to jaw about Red Dead Redemption 2, Tron Legacy, and the foolishness of wizards before trying to carry a tune together, stumbling more than a drunk horse in a saloon. So sit back, grab some grub, and listen to these two rustlers ramble on till the cows come home.

Woah now!The guys debate which cartoon animals are the most attractive (Maid Marian vs. Judy Hopps) and discuss the cinematic potential of Owen Wilson starring as a fish. The random topic generator leads to emotional confessions about crying during Toy Story 3 and Les Misérables, followed by a heated debate on the existence of historical giants. Finally, the duo engages in an extended office roleplay scenario involving syrup pens, paperclip theft, and the "Croissant Retard."Plus more of that fantastic taste of the classic Lunch Meat you've come to love and respect and share with your family. Lunch Meat!

take a good look at yourself you piece of garbage. In this exciting and fresh episode of Lunch Meat, Chris and Brad enter the echo chamber fueled by Bang Energy and Celsius (with a touch of biotin for hair growth). The guys recap a chaotic Thanksgiving involving segregated celebrations, brad bombing at the dinner table with his "Good Order" bit, and the existential dread of family members asking if they like stand-up comedy.Brad opens up his "Bradley Facts" Letterboxd account to share some controversial reviews of Empire Strikes Back and disturbing theories about Doc Brown’s original dog in Back to the Future. The episode culminates in a randomly generated topic—"Whatever Happened to the Milkman?"—which spirals into a forty-minute Oscar-bait movie pitch. The duo develops a multi-timeline cinematic universe starring Tiberius Pickup Sticks, featuring chapters based on Parasite, Green Book, and Spotlight.Now sit down shut your lips and listen. Lunch Meat!

Oh boy Geronimo and Sitting Bull, the boys have really stepped in it this time. The boys went and sawwed Wicked: For Good, and boy oh boy was it a steaming pile of ox dung! The boys discuss the confusing continuity of Wicked and the blatant erasure of munchkin representation in Oz, we get into the erotic potential of the Scarecrow’s burlap face, and it looks like there be emerald in the magic city. What will happen when Brad attempts to navigate a week of theater-induced constipation? Tune in to find out.

who what when where and why don't ya just go and do it with them big ole boots. It's another installation of your favorite podcast that you love and respect enough to show your mother. It's classic Lunch - so to speak. sit, down, relax, find a chair, and have a seat. Tell your mother, tell your father, tell all your kids. if you don't have kids, make some, it's easy and free. Lunch Meat!

Howdy Partner, the boys have gone and done it once again.. This week we discuss the erotic potential of car insurance mascots, we get into the dark behind-the-scenes secrets of The Wizard of Oz, and it looks like we've found a new harvest of sarsaparilla in them fields over yonder.. What will happen when Brad eats an entire rotisserie chicken and tries to navigate a week of "double sex"? Tune in to find out.

What in the Sam Hill don't you see the boys have went and stuck a pig on Tuesday. It's part 2 of our visit with Chris Keene. Won't you listen? please. I asked nicely. Do it, or I'll show you who's the boss. that's right, all the tea. Lunch Meat!

Whoah boy steady there! A very special guest this week - Chris Keene! You've probably seen him haunting your local dive bar slipping mickeys to another potential backstage Betty. But this week he takes a break from his usual predatory behavior to sit down with the Lunch Bunch and discuss Alexandria Ocasio Cardezify, the merits of taxation, and other exciting topics from all around the world of splendor! We got into it so deep that we had to slice this one up into two parts! wont you stop by and have a spell? Lunch Meat!

What in the tuberculosis hard tack varmint tarnation, the boys have really gone and done it again. This week we discuss the grim reality of "seasonal affective disorder" in sunny Los Angeles, we get into the questionable logistics of a 24-hour laundromat phone call, and it looks like we've struck a vein of copper in the mines. What will happen when Brad attempts to convince everyone he's not in love with his ex-girlfriend while simultaneously writing a love song about tracking her? Tune in to find out.

What in tarnation?! the boys have really stepped in it this time. This week we discuss the finer points of dating a tobacco-chewing Playboy model, we get into the high-stakes world of El Pollo Loco salsa theft, and it looks like we've struck a vein of pure chaos. What will happen when a sudden bowel movement forces a sacrifice of footwear? Tune in to find out.

Oh boy Howdy, what have the boys gotten themselves into this time? this week we discuss the decline of trick-or-treat parenting and the logistics of razor-filled apples, we get into Chris's two disastrous run-ins with Nickelodeon star Drake Bell, and it looks like there be gold up in them hills. what will happen when Arthur Morgan prevents Brad from having sex with his girlfriend? tune in to find out.