Episodes
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Crammy in the Wild & The Secret to Ageing Backwards!
Crammy's been spotted in the real world! He shares an encounter at a petrol station, which leads to a surprise call from someone who used to work for him! Plus, could taking a nap actually help you age backwards?
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The Great GOZLEME Debate!
A love story 30 years in the making! We hear about childhood pen pals who reconnected decades later and ended up getting married. Plus, the great debate takes over! How do you actually pronounce gozleme? We find an official to settle it once and for all!
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Five Years Together... And Still Not Divorced!
It’s a big day for Lyndal and Crammy as they celebrate five years together on air! To mark the occasion, they renew their work vows live on air.
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A Friendship-Tested Question & A Very Humbling Moment!
Today on Lyndal & Crammy, Crammy put Lyndal on the spot with a very important question that could make or break their friendship! Plus, after an embarrassing encounter at a shopping centre, Lyndal got the guys talking about those everyday moments that bring us back down to earth.
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No Kissing, No Goldfish & No Sign of the Wizard!
Should kissing be banned on London's Tube? Lyndal and Crammy discuss the push for a snogging ban ahead of Lyndal's upcoming London adventure! Meanwhile, Crammy's daughter Layla is desperate for a pet goldfish, but Mum and Dad aren't having a bar of it. And the hunt for the mysterious Wizard...
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The Wizard of Warrawong!
Has Crammy been seeing things, or is there really a wizard wandering the streets of Warrawong? After spotting a mysterious man dressed head to toe in purple wizard gear, Crammy needed answers! Locals called in with their own sightings, stories and clues about the mysterious character. But did...
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School Camp Horror Stories!
Lyndal's daughter is heading off on her very first school camp at Taronga Zoo, but with a massive storm forecast, Lyndal is feeling a little nervous... We opened the phones to hear your funniest and most horrifying school camp stories!
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36,000 Rhinestones, Christmas in November & The New Contiki!
Forget partying and drinking! Young travellers are swapping big nights out for fitness, hiking, nature and wellness experiences. Crammy gives us the rundown on his Halloween, Lyndal has already put her Christmas tree up (yes, on November 2!), and the guys call Crammy's wife Laura to find out why…
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When the Kids Are Away, We Eat...?
What do you eat when the kids aren't around and you can finally have whatever you want? Lyndal and Crammy took your calls, and some of the answers were hilarious! Plus, Crammy has a problem at home & things get a little awkward when he watches some rather raunchy TV scenes with his mother-in-law,...
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A Match Made in Surname Heaven & a Nine-Day Phone Call!
Some surnames are just destined to be together! Crammy shares a story about a mate, and we hear from locals who know couples with perfectly matched surnames. Plus, confusion surrounding the new Western Sydney Airport, and new Vodafone data reveals someone spent almost NINE DAYS straight on the...
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Is Your Group Chat Funny Enough to Have Its Own Podcast?
A new study has revealed that 61% of people reckon their friendship group is funny enough to have its own podcast! So, Lyndal and Crammy, ask what's happening in your group chat right now? Plus, Crammy recaps his boys' camping weekend with the kids...
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Crammy's Halloween Dilemma!
There's a Halloween debate happening in Crammy's household! His wife has declared she won't be taking Layla trick-or-treating, so now it's up to Crammy to decide what happens next. Lyndal and Crammy weigh up his options!
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Savvy Wants a Brother & Crammy's Camping Parenting Skills Are Questioned!
Savvy has decided she wants to adopt a brother, a dad gets kicked out of a stadium after trying to sneak in 48 beers using a dog stroller, and Lyndal has absolutely no faith in Crammy's parenting abilities ahead of a camping trip! Plus, we chat with Barry from Backyard Ultra, and Crammy puts…
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Good Deeds, Bad Genes & A Serious Hunk Shortage!
Where have all the hunks gone?! England is apparently facing a shortage after just SEVEN men entered Mr England. Plus, Layla’s attempt at a good deed goes as she doesn’t even get what she wanted! And if you’re terrible at sport, apparently you can blame Mum… which explains everything for Lyndal.
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Grand Finals, Airport Security & Benson Boone...
It was a HUGE weekend of sport, so we wrap up all the action from the AFL Grand Final, and the Knights vs Panthers clash including the injuries that came with it. Lyndal reveals what went down at airport security on her way to Townsville to host Brazil vs Australia, and we chat to the owner of...
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LOL Is Cancelled, Crammy's Mick's Dad & Is Lyndal a Prude?
It’s a joke we make on the show, but apparently people genuinely think Crammy is Mick’s dad! We also find out why Gen Z wants Millennials to retire “LOL” and “haha” from their texts, and Lyndal questions whether she’s a prude after seeing a couple getting a little too affectionate at the school...
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Is Your Real-Life Algorithm Following You?
What definitely doesn't belong in the washing machine? One influencer has a very questionable laundry habit. Plus, we unpack the Tones and I NRL halftime drama and why Dance Monkey is apparently at the centre of it all. And have you ever spoken about something, only for it to suddenly start…
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Neighbourhood Beef & The Cupcake Trap!
Lyndal’s got beef with the neighbours after something pushed her over the edge on the weekend and she let them HAVE IT! Plus, beware the kind-hearted co-worker who innocently brings cupcakes into the office… because apparently, they could be doing more damage than you think.
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500 Crocs, TikTok Driving Lessons & We Meet the Neighbours...
A far North Queensland river reportedly home to around 500 crocs is in the spotlight as a potential Olympic rowing venue, what could possibly go wrong? Gen Z are turning to YouTube and TikTok to learn how to drive, and Lyndal & Crammy head next door to meet the new neighbours at the brand-new...
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You Won’t Believe What This Café Is Charging Customers For?!
What would make you refuse to pay a café bill? Because one café has added a $7euro charge that has us asking A LOT of questions. Plus, your shiny new iPhone could come with an unexpected economic consequence, and Crammy is recognised at the pool shop.
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Father Face & Randy Feltface...
Apparently, you can tell a good dad just by looking at his face? A new study suggests men with wider faces are seen as better parents. Plus, we look at the everyday technologies predicted to disappear by 2030... and the one & only Randy Felface joins us for a hilarious chat about his upcoming...
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Weird Breakfast & Personalised Potatoes!
We find out what the healthiest breakfasts actually are before Crammy reveals his very questionable breakfast choice, Chef Tony calls to decide whether it’s weird or wonderful. We discover one of the strangest things you can buy on Facebook Marketplace in the Illawarra, laser-engraved potatoes…
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Gen Z Will Never Understand...
A HYROX athlete takes “never give up” to a whole new level after finishing her race covered in poo.Gen Z wants to know how Millennials possibly made it home from a night out before Uber existed, and we take a trip down memory lane with canteen nostalgia.
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What Did Savvy Take To School?!
Lyndal gives us an update on the bloke who wants to buy her feet pics. Scientists have officially confirmed the Sunday Blues are a real thing, Savvy gets sent to school with something that could've caused a very awkward phone call home, and we jump on the latest ChatGPT trend asking AI to…
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He Walked Out Of The Toilet... With WHAT?!
Crammy witnessed something in a public toilet that left him with SO many questions… a bloke casually walking out WITH?? And somehow, one of our callers had an equally questionable toilet-food story! Plus, Lyndal & Crammy take Show & Tell WAY too literally and bring in their worst undies, we chat…
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Welcome to Lake Dapto!
Donald Trump renamed Lake Oritana “Lake America”, which naturally inspired Crammy to launch his own territorial takeover goodbye Lake Illawarra, hello LAKE DAPTO!
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We Waxed A Man Live On Air...
The Midlife Crisis Marathon is DONE, so we crunched the numbers and looked back at Crammy’s 42.2km mission! Something at Crammy’s house absolutely STINKS, plus, our Man Cave Makeover winner came into the studio to collect his prize that involved getting WAXED and SPRAY TANNED live on the show.
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TODAY’S THE DAY: The Midlife Crisis Marathon
The day is finally here! Crammy is taking on 42.2km at Windang Bridge, with Lyndal, listeners and plenty of familiar faces joining him along the way. From the first lap to the final kilometre, we’re bringing you all the laughs, pain, and unforgettable moments from the Midlife Crisis Marathon.…
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The Eve Before Crammy’s Midlife Crisis Marathon...
It’s officially the eve before Crammy’s Midlife Crisis Marathon! Lyndal presents Crammy with his very own cape, the mayors join us to talk about tomorrow’s all-important opening ceremony, and Matt from P3 Recovery offers Crammy some much-needed recovery sessions for when it’s all over. Plus, are...
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Someone Get the Mayors on the Phone!
Lyndal & Crammy's Midlife Crisis Marathon is getting more official by the minute, with plans for an opening ceremony involving BOTH mayors! A Shell Cove local is pushing for a brand-new public holiday, Lyndal reveals her new vibrating plate, and Nonna Gina offers to carb-load Lyndal & Crammy with…
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A Doll & A Mobility Scooter...
Things are ramping up for Crammy's Midlife Crisis Marathon, the doll is getting a test run & Roger from Shellharbour Mobility Scooters comes to the rescue for Lyndal. Plus, Crammy is one very proud dad, and Lyndal needs a little advice.
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Crammy's Doll Has ARRIVED!
The Crammy doll has officially arrived ahead of the Midlife Crisis Marathon... Plus, Lyndal actually turned up to a party?!
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Toilets, Bali & Bad Haircuts...
Today we discovered the future has officially arrived… because there’s now a TOILET you can summon with your voice. We also spoke with Jimmy taking his midlife crisis all the way to Bali and heard about the barber who’s putting his foot down and refusing to cut mullets, mohawks OR undercuts!
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Crammy’s Building His Marathon Army...
Recruitment day is officially underway! After Crammy was told he can’t tackle the full marathon himself, the phones went OFF with listeners putting their hands up to run laps for Team Crammy. PLUS… Crammy had a dream about Lyndal, and obviously we needed ALL the details
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Crammy’s fitness exam results are IN…
Crammy’s fitness exam results are IN… and Big Boss Amy has officially told him he can’t run a full marathon, but one listener may have found the perfect loophole, a Crammy doll, a watch and the entire Illawarra doing the laps for him Plus, Crammy loses it over a grandma pushing in at the Book…
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Crammy's Biggest Marathon Threat: CHAFING!
We were supposed to be talking about Crammy’s Midlife Crisis Marathon… but somehow we spent most of the morning talking about CHAFING Macca called in with a very serious warning about blisters and chafing, and from there the floodgates opened. The Illawarra had plenty of advice on how Crammy can...
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We've Set the Marathon Date... There's No Going Back!
The marathon has a date, some questionable health concerns and a trundle wheel thanks to Windang Public School! Plus, Sydney's medal blunder and the truth about Healthy Harold!
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Crammy's Marathon Has a Location AND an Afterparty!
Crammy’s marathon plans are getting VERY real Windang Bridge has been nominated as the course and Club Windang is already offering the afterparty! Plus, Tony’s sunnies get regifted, we wrap up Science Week with a venom expert, and apparently we’ve all been queuing at the bar wrong.
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Movie Marathon or ACTUAL Marathon?!
Crammy’s midlife crisis continues as we clear up one VERY important detail… what kind of marathon has he actually agreed to?! Plus, we give away the Obstacle Course Bluey Gnome to his perfect new gym buddy, celebrate National Science Week with Jody Moller and another everyday documentary!
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Spicy Tips, Flirting Lessons... & Wheel Of Midlife Crisis!
Spicy relationship tips, Crammy attempts to teach Lyndal how to flirt, and one spin of the midlife crisis wheel lands Crammy with a MARATHON! Plus, Science Week, another Bluey gnome giveaway and Call4Kindness.
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Gnomes, Groceries & Midlife Crises!
After yesterday’s midlife crisis confessions, we decided it was time to call in a professional! The Clarity Coach joined us to explain why midlife crises happen... Plus, Lyndal had a bit of an ALDI moment over a very specific self-checkout rule, we continued celebrating National Science Week with…
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Moaning Massages & Mid Life Crises!
Crammy’s mate is going through a full-blown mid-life crisis… and it turns out he’s definitely not alone! Lyndal’s relaxing Friday massage was anything BUT relaxing thanks to some very suspicious noises coming from the woman next door, Crammy is VERY confident the Dragons won’t be taking home the...
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Crammy Pays His Debt & The Fate Of The Gnomes...
After a late night emceeing the Panthers game, Lyndal was running on empty this morning so naturally, a Macca’s breakfast was required. But in a shocking turn of events, Crammy actually followed through on yesterday’s Wordplay bet and arrived with her coffee AND a Red Bull! Plus, the fate of the...
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Back In My Day... We Didn't Cancel Little Red Riding Hood!
The guys hear about plane passengers accidentally being served laxative prune juice with only two toilets to share! Plus, Little Red Riding Hood gets a trigger warning, so Lyndal and Crammy give fairy tales a 2026 makeover, and your “Back In My Day…” responses have us feeling VERY nostalgic.…
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Ooshies Sold Out... The Guys are Banking on Bluey Gnomes!
Today we find out why you should be smiling at your dog, Shane from The Umbilical Brothers joins us for a chat, and Crammy finally reveals who ended up doing the Census at his house. Lyndal also surprises Crammy with a brand-new scent, Brian is back with another Senseless Survey, and with Ooshies...
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A Census Standoff, Gnome Regret & What Gets Lyndal Heaps of DMs...
Crammy gets some fashion feedback and reveals he’s in a Census standoff with his wife… except she has no idea it’s happening. Plus, was buying the Bluey gnomes a mistake? Lyndal reveals what had the men flooding her inbox, and Mick is back with his Music Challenge.
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Crammy's New Smell Steals the Show!
Crammy’s brought back the Brut, but there’s one problem Lyndal hadn’t even noticed! Cue plenty of calls and a full-blown fragrance debate. The guys also catch up with Lawrence Mooney, unpack a bizarre relationship hack, talk chocolate body paint, get some important news about the return of the...
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Floating Sauna Debrief... & Crammy Threatened to Bite Someone
Lyndal and Crammy tick off the floating sauna from their bucket list. Crammy reveals the unusual tactic he'd use if he ever found himself in a fight (yes... it involves biting), Brian returns with another round of Senseless Surveys, and we shine a light on Mow Money Mow Problems, a fantastic new...
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Floating Saunas & Floating Rockets...
Lyndal rocks up to work in a dressing gown for a very good reason, Crammy gets himself stuck in a school chair, and there's a rogue SpaceX rocket drifting through space. Plus, Brian's Senseless Surveys and Mick's music challenge return.
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Fuel, Facebook & Funny Surveys!
A throwback Facebook memory, Brian takes his "senseless survey" to the people of the Illawarra ahead of the upcoming census, and Crammy wants to know: if you borrow your partner's car and fill it up, should they do the same for yours
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